Top 10 Creepiest Christian Kids' Show Characters

Keep these horrifying demons of hell away from your children at all costs. They're enough to mess up your kids for many years to come.

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The Top Ten

Ronald Brown (Joy Junction)

I just looked this guy up, and I was like, "Is this some dark web member or something?" I got super disgusted when I heard that he wanted to eat the butt cheeks and thighs of a boy! I would give the middle finger to this guy.

He looks like one of my old teachers. Creepy.

Yep, and he is also a pedophile. Why do they add these messed-up characters to these shows? It won't convert kids into Christians.
Psalty (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers)

What the hell is that thing? Is that supposed to be Pablo from The Backyardigans and Ronald McDonald in human form?

In response to your question: Psalty is supposed to be a singing songbook. But yeah, kind of creepy ngl.
Albert Hermann (Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson)

The '90s SERIOUSLY had some horrifying and creepy characters from Christian kids' shows, for real. I feel like VeggieTales is the only one where the creators put some really good effort into making it a good show.

UGH! I can't deal with ventriloquist dummies. I can't. They're so scary.

Eww, who is this guy? He looks like a character from the Garbage Pail Kids.
Blooper (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers)

That is scary. What the hell is that thing?

What on earth?! That is creepy!
Charity Churchmouse (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers)

Why are all these characters so creepy and ugly? She looks like someone who had bad plastic surgery.
Chip the Black Boy (Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson)
Risky Rat (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers)

This guy looks like he belongs in the "Where Is the Fish?" Monty Python sketch.
What's even weirder to me is that there are specifically Christian children's shows. I mean, aren't kids' shows usually unrelated to religion?

Looks like that Jonathan Galindo profile picture. If anyone remembers that.

That's uncanny.
Marty (Joy Junction)

Why do these characters look like horror movie characters? He reminds me of Chucky. Weird.

Again, I don't even want to look at this. This. THING. It's even worse considering the pedo and cannibal stuff.
Colby (Colby's Clubhouse)

The show Colby's Clubhouse is okay, it's just I'm not really fond of Colby because he's very, VERY creepy.

What the hell is this ugly ass toilet/piano thing? Do people take a dump on him or something?

This show was okay, but Colby is actually CREEPY.
Teddy Eddy (Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson)