Top Ten Things You Do If You're Obsessed With a Show

This counts for being obsessed with a book series, too! Once, I was at the pharmacy with my mom, and the pharmacist had black hair, high cheekbones, and a beak-like nose. My first thought was, "She's Saldaean." Then I realized, this is the First Age, and Saldaea is in the Third Age.

I literally count down the days until Gravity Falls episodes come out.

I'm obsessed with Disney's Hercules!

Exactly! If someone I know doesn't like Gravity Falls, I wonder why I'm friends with them in the first place. The only problem is, I know lots of people who like it, but they never seem to want to listen to me about secrets in the journal, how I cracked a cryptogram last night, or engage in a deep conversation about the nature of the characters and what they think of each other. And don't get me started on a deep conversation about which Hogwarts houses they'd be in. The Pines are all Gryffindors!

I wear my Dipper hat in public and keep my eye out for people who recognize it. I also "casually" bring up the show in conversations. One time, I was talking to this kid about Gravity Falls, and he said, "That dumb show?" I was super pissed off. But a couple of years later, he said he actually liked it, and we talked about it.

I JUST had a dream about Gravity Falls last night! I don't really remember what happened. I should have written it down in a dream journal or something. I hate how you can have an awesome dream but forget 99% of it when you wake up.

All I remember is that Dipper and Mabel were teenagers again (I say again because I had another dream of them being teens before), and I think they were arguing about school, but I'm not quite sure. It's like I can see them talking and fighting, but I can't quite grasp what they were saying. It's so close I can touch it. Don't you hate that feeling?!

This may be off-topic, but I know someone who was obsessed with Russian history and named his kids after Russian emperors.

I'm thinking of naming one of my children Tyrone because of Gravity Falls now!

If I have a daughter, I'm naming her Iris.

I found random Hercules fan art on DeviantArt that includes Hera, Zeus, and Hermes trying to feed Baby Hercules.

Once, years ago, I found fan art of Hermes as a toddler...

I have a ton of pictures of Cilan and his brothers on my phone.

Gravity Falls fan art is so beautiful. Since the show is popular, you get art from lots of great artists.

I've read more fanfics than I've written. And let me tell you, I made some poorly written fanfics.

This is why I wear my Mega Absol pin. Instant conversation starter.

"What should we talk about?"
"What houses girlfriend characters are in. The Pines are all Gryffindor."

I have the Disney's Hercules PS1 game, a DVD, a book, a Baby Pegasus plush, and I also print pics of them off the internet!

There's a stuffed Waddles sitting on my bed right now...

Pokémon cards. I have hundreds.

I wish one of my friends would dress as Ruby, and I would be Sapphire. We could do our fusion dance! Sadly, she likes The Brady Bunch, I like Steven Universe, and my other friend likes The Amazing World of Gumball.

If I could, I surely would cosplay as my favorite characters more often!

I might go as Cilan next year for Halloween.

Yes. I have a list of reasons prepared for anyone who talks bad about Gravity Falls. They'll be sorry they said anything.

If someone likes Steven Universe but not Gravity Falls, I instantly start acting snobby toward them. They obviously have bad taste.

I only give people crap if they insult something for a ridiculously stupid reason.

I put on "Hercules and the Tiff on Olympus" on the TV during a family party once.

I bugged my friend for months, going, "When are you gonna watch this, this, and that?! GO DO IT NOW!"

Not stalk - I just look at their filmography and giggle when I find out that they play characters in my favorite video games.

I basically follow the whole cast of Steven Universe and Gravity Falls, to be honest.

It's creepier than that. I'm thinking of naming one of my kids Alex now. #Creep

Well, that never happened to me. Instead, I started wishing Dipper and Mabel were like my cousins or something. That'd be SO cool!

I thought I was the only one! I have a huge crush on Dipper! You have no idea! I LOVE HIM!

I started falling in love with Jinx when Teen Titans was on TV!

Yeah, it's not official because I have several OCs, and only one of them has been in my fanfictions. One is Becca Blendin. She's the daughter of Blendin Blanden and wants to be just like her father, working in time travel. So, she goes back in time to stop several time anomalies that were supposed to happen. She doesn't really look like her father, though. She has long curly blonde hair, blue eyes, and wears goggles on her head. But she does have the same suit as Blendin. So far, she's just a time trainee.

Another one of mine is Bella Cipher. That one is more self-explanatory - she's the daughter of Bill Cipher. All she really does is mess with the Pines twins (even though she likes Dipper - cheesy, right?). She looks like my other OC but wears a yellow eye dress, has a crazed smile, yellow eyes, and a yellow eye painted on her forehead.

And the OC in my fanfiction is Bonnah (I named her after my big sisters, Bonnie and Hannah). She's a mermaid. Again, she looks like my other OCs, but she has blue eyes, a blue tail, small blue lilies in her hair, and blue tips in her hair. Man, my OCs suck.