Top Ten Weirdest and Creepiest Things About Dora the Explorer

I would scream and hide under the sheets of my bed if everything had a face.

Hi I'm a mountain and I have a face!
-Mountain on having a face.

If this show went on longer, even the SKY would have a face! Thank StarClan it ended! (breath of relief)

Backpack, backpack
I like to eat all your useless junk right through my forehead
I have no idea why I have not dropped dead

No you can see everything because you are older than 5.
This is for little ones under 5.
Do a dot to dot puzzle for little kids but you can see what it is so what is the point?

Dora: where is swiper?
Me: There! behind you!
Dora:Where?
Me: he is damn behind you!
Dora: is he behind me?
Me;YESS!

Dora: where is the bridge? left or right
Me: Left
Dora: is on the right?
Me: it's on the damn left you blind 1 IQ 7 year old girl
Dora: Left, you are right!
Me: I said left!

In the episode "Choo Choo"
Dora: Do you see Swiper?
Me: Yes in the back of Azul
Dora: Where?
Me: I told you already
Boots: He's gonna swipe the whistle

"Vamos a Pintar"
Dora: Where is Swiper?
Boots: I saw him
Dora: I don't see him
Me: Dora u idiot. He was in front of you.

Dora: Swiper no swiping!
Me: Like that's gonna work.
Dora: Swiper no swiping!
Boots: Uh Dora, that won't work!
Me: You're right Boots!
Dora: Swiper no swiping!
Swiper: Oh man! Runs like a coward.
Me: How is that possible?

SWIPER is the only good character but he is coward. He needs to build up more courage and someday lecture Dora about his name being swiper and he swipes stuff. There was actually a comic strip about that

If Swiper got better. If Dora said "Swiper No Swiping," Swiper will just take their belonging because that's not how you make a theif go away

He keeps saying Oh Man! Which is very cowardly of him.

Her parents don't even get a problem if Dora is exploring. How old are these parents?

Imagine if Dora went to a river and ends up drowning, her parents will give the slightest care over it

They sure are

This scared me when I was young. Honestly. They just wait and state at you with blank, lifeless faces for a few seconds and then carry on with what it was they were doing.

To be fair this is to engage the target audience, little toddlers or kindergartners. Many shows use it.

When she asks a question, the whole stops. Like it's in shock that she doesn't know such an obvious thing.

Yep the way she looks at us viewers in the most awkward way which is very creepy.

This item is naturally dumb.

I would pay to see her fall off a cliff or drown in a lake, I hate her.

I hope Dora is dead!

She needs to leave the fourth wall alone.

Fourth wall of stupidness.

Well she is supposed too.

A same map that changes every single episode. So logical! What if Dora had a Tablet with a map system. It might be better in my oppinion. Explorers possibly don't do paper maps any more I think

The cone itself is edible like waffer but that's okay with that. If you ate snow cones do you want to eat paper cones? Maybe she can.

If you didn't know scientists have been researching about her IQ and they agreed it's negative 69.

Her IQ ain't that bad for a 7 yr old, plus she has to play stupid to get the kids along.

Dora: what's your favorite part
me: when your par-
Dora: I liked that part too
me: what the hell!

Her flute playing also. She didn't even play it! All she said was "dink dink the dink dink! "

I would sent Ursula to steal dora's singing voice!