Top Ten Weirdest and Creepiest Things About Dora the Explorer

The backgrounds in Mario 3 have eyes too, but in Mario, it's actually cute. Can't say the same thing for Dora...

I would scream and hide under the sheets of my bed if everything had a face.

Hi, I'm a mountain and I have a face! - Mountain on having a face.

Dora: Where is Swiper?
Me: There! Behind you!
Dora: Where?
Me: He is right behind you!
Dora: Is he behind me?
Me: Yes!

Dora: Where is the bridge? Left or right?
Me: Left
Dora: Is it on the right?
Me: It's on the left, you blind 1 IQ 7-year-old girl.
Dora: Left, you are right!
Me: I said left!

In the episode "Choo Choo":
Dora: Do you see Swiper?
Me: Yes, in the back of Azul.
Dora: Where?
Me: I told you already.
Boots: He's going to swipe the whistle.

"Vamos a Pintar":
Dora: Where is Swiper?
Boots: I saw him.
Dora: I don't see him.
Me: Dora, you idiot. He was in front of you.

Dora: Swiper no swiping!
Me: Like that's going to work.
Dora: Swiper no swiping!
Boots: Uh Dora, that won't work!
Me: You're right, Boots!
Dora: Swiper no swiping!
Swiper: Oh man! Runs like a coward.
Me: How is that possible?

Swiper is the only good character, but he is cowardly. He needs to build up more courage and someday lecture Dora about his name being Swiper and that he swipes stuff. There was actually a comic strip about that.

If Swiper got better. If Dora said "Swiper, No Swiping," Swiper would just take their belongings because that's not how you make a thief go away.

Her parents don't even have a problem with Dora exploring. How old are these parents?

Imagine if Dora went to a river and ended up drowning, her parents would barely care about it.

This scared me when I was young. Honestly. They just wait and stare at you with blank, lifeless faces for a few seconds and then carry on with what they were doing.

To be fair, this is to engage the target audience - little toddlers or kindergartners. Many shows use it.

When she asks a question, everything stops. It's like the world is in shock because she doesn't know something so obvious.

She needs to leave the fourth wall alone.

A map that changes every single episode. So logical! What if Dora had a tablet with a map system? It might be better, in my opinion. Explorers possibly don't use paper maps anymore, I think.

Dora: What's your favorite part?
Me: When you're par-
Dora: I liked that part too.
Me: What the hell!

Her flute playing too. She didn't even play it! All she said was "dink dink the dink dink!"

I would send Ursula to steal Dora's singing voice!