A Sarcastic Overview of Hornets
AlphaQ Damn, a nice, warm and sunny day in November. Pretty hot right now as summer has started and I see a beautiful sight. A flying prick with wings appear and has a headless bee for breakfast. Mother Nature is real sweet, eh?These little marvellous creatures are known for their incredible work of acupuncture, leaving a pretty decent looking tattoo, which is brilliant because I will now see what my dad's belt looks like. When it does it's job, it'll fly away and introduce you to it's gang, very extroverted and social creature who only want to introduce you to their fashionable stripes plagiarized from tigers and their sting. It's greatest talent is pissing people off and rising their swear jars.
The most beautiful sight of these things is that they are very fast eaters, look how they consume nature's pollinators in matters of seconds, Amazing, innit? Very tough creatures too, they are known for they their ability to teleport every time you take a swing at them and they are very humble creators too, only showing off every 0.1 second.
They are well-mannered and don't worry, they will only bother you if you exist. Plus, their hums just make ours hearts beat 3 times faster and will just make us shudder.
Ah, I can't wait to see more attractive red dots on my skin.