Random Conversations - Swimming
Kiteretsunu Charlie and Bob are at the public swimming pool.Charlie - Man, I love pools. They are so damn relaxing.
Bob - They are! In this summer heat, it's a pure bliss.
Charlie - So which style do you know?
Bob - Freestyle.
Charlie - Mine is Butterfly. Of course yours is as boring as usual.
Bob - But my freestyle can easily outspeed your butterfly.
Charlie - Let's see it ourselves!
(Five minutes later)
Charlie - Huff huff, dude you're fast.
Bob - See?
Charlie - But you know what? You can't defeat me at the ocean.
Bob - How? I beat you here fair and square. I'll beat you there too.
Charlie - You won't know dude. And I better not say it.
Bob - Hey, tell me the reason. Or there isn't a reason at all.
Charlie - There is a reason dude. Ok, I'll say it. Because of how boring your style is.
Bob - So?
Charlie - Dude you know the oceans is filled with sharks and other creepy creatures. You can't see below with your free, so you'll be afraid all the time. But my butterfly has this advantagr of seeing below. Also I can hit any creature damn hard if they come from below through my style. And also I'm much stronger than you.
Bob - Hah! What a reason? All hypothetical with no moment of truth.
Charlie - Dude if you wanna try, come from below when I'm swimming. You'll see.
Bob - No thanks!
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