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The Top Ten
blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19
I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!
hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this
That is the most lovely thing I've heard all year... I'm about to cry out of happiness.
Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN
Already making a joke:
What do ya call a person who eats cereal? A cereal killer - TheAwesomeDude54
Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this
This is from all that is above random 4
My goldfish crackers stole my demonic Starbucks napkin - IT STILL WORKS
Hilarious, poor goldfish crackers
One question and one question only... WHY
Look out! the cat-grapes are attacking!
The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato
What the heck? First, you're starting off asking them to rank something on scale from 1 through 10, then you're asking them their favorite of something, which those two tings don't go together, because the answer of what your favorite is of something requires you answering by saying something in that category, not ranking something from 1 through 10, then to top it off, the thing you are asking them their favorite of color of the alphabet, are two categories that do't fit together, it's either "what's your favorite letter of the alphabet" or "what's your favorite color of the rainbow". So yeah, this got my vote. - scienceLover10
My favorite colour of the alphabet is Green and I rate it a 8 out of 10
I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman
BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon
How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...
I said this to my friend while we did the whisper challenge and she said that she would never guess it
Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...
Makemake goes to japan but before that it goes out to eat with Mercury and Ceres is for dinner. Pluto gets mad at his dad for not being his dad - TheAwesomeDude54
An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.
What you don't know is the cow licks them back
None, because snakes don't have armpits.
There are more than 2 pancakes in the world so that means that people can't comprehend the longest book in the world at once SO it must be at least the width of a red elephant that eats drunk apples for breakfast - bukoky
Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.
Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "
Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.
Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =] - foxrocks
When everything is quiet shout out "watermelons have feelings too! "
This is so true
A Moth Would Say This - Oliversky
My favorite snack paper and cloth-Jolea
Thank you for noticing my noticing of this list. Your noticing of my noticing has been noticed. - Kade_Geek
I do like this, I really do.
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I just peed my pant
I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!
Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.
This seriously needs to be in my bio. I wonder how many people will question my sanity... - kaitlynrad11
They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.
Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.
I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.
Chica ate a sexy purple llama who ate a coleslaw pineapple last Wednesday; now Chica has to dance on a hot dog goat to get better
Jeez, why do people always touch my balogna whales, I mean, they're mine for a reason!
Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace - JTaylor9
I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose
Class, what was 1 + 1? The answer is the AMAZING RALPH!
You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.
If a quack is salty then my nose must enjoy wondering down a long path of meow meow me me big boy shoelaces
Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.
You mean our nose, comrade.
My cat ate a silver shoe that was stuck to the red car in the purple tree. - Firemist
I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )
Did he put 55 farts in his fro? Or did John legend wipe his ass with a California quarter in Roswell New Mexico while he binge watched cotton weed his favorite congressman? - JTaylor9
Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium
Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!
My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004
The yard duties at our school forgot their whistles, so they told my friend group to whistle and round everyone up. We didn't know how to whistle so we just shouted "WHISTLE NOISE! "
This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk
Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.
I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.
That is strange because James Hetfield climbed Mount Everest to place the peppers pig sock at Mount Fuji But he was distraced by the ghost of an alive man calling out - HEROIN, MARKETS! - DaringXx
This is amazing I love this!
A cheese grader came near my red 2nd layer of gluteus skin like a heat seeking missile of destruction. - htoutlaws2012
That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump
Someone needs to draw this. I would not be surprised if some one all ready did.
I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.
Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!
This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle
Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?
The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.
This was really funny and made me laugh out loud because it is so random!
Yeah people it's tree! Not three! - lionsforlife
Oh, you said bee? - TeamRocket747
Oh dear those devil Weeds overthere! - htoutlaws2012
The Jamaica connects the dancehall and the fans
Also the America joins the outer space and the bathtub
The Japan connects the Profit and the Sumo. - htoutlaws2012
Well then - TeamRocket747
Can I add rabbit meat to the salad?
Best one ever
You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing... disturbing.
I am your lettuce
Just grass.. I’m late - Kade_Geek
Also do i
Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?
That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away
Hi, that goose over there! - htoutlaws2012
What! What's wrong with ducks):
What the heck? - TeamRocket747
I was having a random sentence texting fight with my bestie and I won thanks to this sentence
I love this one
Awe? fictional eating eyes of a comic strip well splendid I guess. - htoutlaws2012
This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!
That cheese is mine
Yeah go in there touch your inner self with laughter... and you love it. - htoutlaws2012
Hehehh but sometimes the bed tickles me instead
I think that the cheese grater should not be there then
No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete
Move the grater outta the way! - htoutlaws2012
Oh, grate. - A_Dying_Parrot
Ha ha. The first is "itim" is spelled "item", the second is "three" is spelled "three," and the last one is that there is only two mistakes. Lol -Jolea
I'm confused there were only two mistakes but, the third mistakes was there was only two mistakes
Love this riddle
Mistake #1 is that item was spelled like itim
Mistake #2 is that three was spelled like threee
Mistake #3 is that there were only two mistakes
Wow. Just wow.
I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom
Chuck them at people you hate, then pick them up, cut them in half and squeeze the lemon juice into your enemies eyes
I have a better one, When life gives you lemon make lemon juice and let them wonder how you did it!
Lol Hilarious! I couldn't figure out how to put some random sentences in this site, so...
A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.
Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.
Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?
okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):
there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.
Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.
Well, it was made on accident, so it is a lie to this world. - TeamRocket747
It was the pie all along blasphemy! - htoutlaws2012
Thread your teeth with a tongue - JTaylor9
I Have a random sentence of my own FREEZING PEPPERS ATE BUTTERFLIES CHOCOLATE ATE A CHOCOLATE BUS
Knock knock whose there? A living baked potato coming to skin you're hostage potato unpeeled sacks. - htoutlaws2012
Potatoes really like Hash Browns then. - TeamRocket747
That is cannibalism because Peter said so - DaringXx
Good question, but I'm one too. - InsanityJoe
There all outta sites to escape from public insanity. - htoutlaws2012
Metal Up Your Ass!
Because this is a quite peaceful place to kick butt and cheaw bubblegum. I ran out of butt and bubblegum is illigal on this planet. - XXHelenaXX
What does that make you think of?
Sweet Sugar tastes like white blood cells. - htoutlaws2012
I need to ask someone about that... - PokeFallsMagica
Evil blood tastes like lemons. (Answering to the last comment) =^v^=
I don't think that flowers come in green - Mocchiko
Only when the cars are eating big macs on Friday 13th. =^v^=
Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747
Wild fires are over the inferno limit. - htoutlaws2012
Snow is hot - Pieclone
I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Wanna hang out and get some tacos?
Yo Lord Vader! Your son approaches... bring him to me! - htoutlaws2012
I am actually your father
No, the worm ate the radio season 3, and the cat sat in the background in season -1.
No the antenna married the banana peel in season 69. - htoutlaws2012
Sweet music, sweet news. Happy anniversary
I sure hope they have a potato baby with superpowers-Jolea
That shall be my world!
This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!
The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?
Isn't this off of that one movie called " Horton Hears a Who"?
And add "She tastes like chicken." - funnyuser
You can keep my sister instead of eating her
She tastes like chicken - Kade_Geek
Ok, I'll eat your sister out.
I believe that the government should sack obama.
If this is a minecrap reference, I'm going to the next page - TeamRocket747
I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs
''Wait what! I'm not crooked sir! '' - htoutlaws2012
Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666
THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!
Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge
You would probably have a zebra photo on your computer!
How's that arthritis?
Well very random - TeamRocket747
I LOVE IT
No but will you keep an eye out for those scrambled bananas that are licking every other camel toe they see
I see pineapples in bathrobes all the time
Duh there pet tigers just want the babies for themselves
Did you notice that pineapples have one leg, and arm? - htoutlaws2012
Honey, why are people stealing my bacon! Furthermore don't need to be shaking Harlem shakes moves all over New York City. - htoutlaws2012
Ewww noo - TeamRocket747
You forgot about those blue waffles
I read this in 5 seconds with as fast as I can go
Miss Jackson, how's Percy!?
Jackson, the meatloaf! - htoutlaws2012
Wanna chat? my insta is the supreme succ
That is how the ''testis'' got removed from the hospital room. - htoutlaws2012
Nice story! - TeamRocket747
It is very funny because carlos said it.