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blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19
I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!
hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this
I said that to someone and they said "What? "V 241 Comments
Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN
Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this
This is from all that is above random 4
It true. Now I'm going to be terrified of ever eating or stepping on cereal - SirSheepV 196 Comments
Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman
BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon
How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...
This is hilariousV 90 Comments
The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato
I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
My favorite color of the alphabet is fries
Um I got it... Pasikle - The_gEEK_GamEr9V 135 Comments
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "
Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.
Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =] - foxrocks
Ok thenV 60 Comments
Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...
An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.
What you don't know is the cow licks them back
I can't look at grapes the same anymore.V 57 Comments
This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle
Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?
The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.
Poor Larry - Camaro6V 58 Comments
None, because snakes don't have armpits.
Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.
Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.
Hold it. If we're talking about the meaning of life multiplied by Saturn, and P (Pancakes) = 7, then there are 6 sets of pancakes. Also, if you look up 6, the first video that comes up is DHMIS. If we translated these letters into numbers, it would be 4, 8, 13, 9, 19; or 4,813,919. Also, if we divided that number by the secret number of the playground eggs (thumbs up to whoever knew about those), which is about 0.37, we'd get (rounded) about 13,141,413, which if translated into letters, spells "MOONS". And how many moons does Saturn have? 62. Therefore, the formula is:
PancakesToTheMoon = (TheMeaningOfLife(42) divided by Pancakes(7)) multiplied by the NumberOfTheWordOfThePancakeSet(4813919) divided by TheMoonsOfThePlanet(62), or...
About 465,863 Pancakes to the Moon!
Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!
My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004
This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk
Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.
Savage - The_gEEK_GamEr9V 84 Comments
That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump
I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.
Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!
Very funnyV 45 Comments
Backyardigans high tea. - Ilovestephanie
That shall be my world!
This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!
The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?
Wow. ðŸ¤¨ Makes complete sense. - Camaro6V 50 Comments
They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.
Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.
I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.
Ohh! Cool! - lionsforlifeV 31 Comments
I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom
Lol Hilarious! I couldn't figure out how to put some random sentences in this site, so...
A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.
Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.
Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?
okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):
there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.
Laugh out loud... This is my new motto!
Thatâ€™s what I do! - Camaro6V 65 Comments
Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666
THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!
Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge
Did it get sick after that? - GrammarNaziV 15 Comments
Oh no, am I really? Laugh out loud - AlphaOmega
I am a small boy who works on a farm who is making you read this fake untrue story about a boy who is actually not a farmer who is distracting you form looking at the other items in this list. - MaxAurelius
I said this to my friend and she got really confused! - BlobfishLover4735
How did you guess... - Camaro6V 28 Comments
I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.
This is amazing I love this!
A cheese grader came near my red 2nd layer of gluteus skin like a heat seeking missile of destruction. - htoutlaws2012
Itâ€™s amazing how cheese can shave your buttV 23 Comments
I just peed my pant
I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!
Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.
haV 75 Comments
I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )
Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium
And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.
*gorilla - GrammarNaziV 25 Comments
You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.
It's a vaginal penis
Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.
You mean our nose, comrade.V 24 Comments
What if it walked through the side of the bridge and fell into water where it got eaten by fish
This is unbelievably awesome.
I do not see how this is totally awesome. It could happen. Like, what if someone left their uneaten hotdog on the bridge? Not funny, and DEFINITELY not awesome.
Oh look at that Hamburger on the golden Gate bridge! - htoutlaws2012V 19 Comments
A mixture of star wars and complete nonsense
My favorite color of the alphabet dictionary is 9, because I enjoy the smell of strawberries, about 73
I like the colour square because Barney likes potatoes on his eyes.
hotV 27 Comments
I do like this, I really do.
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And I noticed that you noticed that I noticed this list - RandomatorV 13 Comments
One question: WHY!?
That's so disturbingly funny. - Powerfulgirl10
That is stupid and rude and disturbing not funny dude
Then there's a church goer shout outs ''SINNER! '' ''The power of Christ compels you! '' - htoutlaws2012V 4 Comments
A Cobra gave me a death stare face to face. - htoutlaws2012
So THAT'S why I couldn't see them anymore!
Awesome! But the snake is actually a whale with greenish red ears.
amazingV 9 Comments
Well be careful of the water, it's wet
Soap is clean everyone stop the presses lol
I don't trust the cat putting his dirty paws on it - TeamRocket747
I like chickens! - lionsforlifeV 2 Comments
Guys, don't laugh! It's not funny. Dale got killed! - TeamRocket747
Oh no Dale! He fell off a potato on steroids! - Powerfulgirl10
Well Dale must be stale then! - lionsforlife
Dale got kiled that's kinda creepy and your giving me nightmares â - ‹-â - ‹V 5 Comments
Yeah people it's tree! Not three! - lionsforlife
Oh, you said bee? - TeamRocket747
Oh dear those devil Weeds overthere! - htoutlaws2012
Like, SKY!V 4 Comments
The Japan connects the Profit and the Sumo. - htoutlaws2012
Well then - TeamRocket747
OOhh interesting! - lionsforlife
Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?
That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away
What! What's wrong with ducks):
Hi, that goose over there! - htoutlaws2012V 3 Comments
What the heck? - TeamRocket747
I love this one
I was having a random sentence texting fight with my bestie and I won thanks to this sentence
Awe? fictional eating eyes of a comic strip well splendid I guess. - htoutlaws2012V 1 Comment
I like bullfrogs...
Everything I have been told is a lie
That explains so much
A Sour apple is also a Green bullfrog! - htoutlaws2012V 1 Comment
Still a better love story than twilight
A cannon falls for with my explosive sounds at night then vomits itself on a pile of green healthy slick grass. - htoutlaws2012
I've got lava coming out of my ass! Xxx
NO NOT THE MOP!V 3 Comments
I think that the cheese grater should not be there then
No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete
Move the grater outta the way! - htoutlaws2012
KIck it then! - TeamRocket747V 1 Comment
This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!
Yeah go in there touch your inner self with laughter... and you love it. - htoutlaws2012
*imagines and tickles bed*
Bed: *insert cringy laughing here* - TeamRocket747
That is so funny but like true
Laugh out loud so funny! I saw this and you laughed because think of someone being dead and then they suddenly wake up and go "shh don't tell anyone but I'm dead! :
Don't tell my mom because she's a purple pineapple and she killed a butterfly! She hates dead things.
LOLV 12 Comments
In my world an apple also is a blue pony but has 234535 little magical donuts that got eaten by a highly trained llama
Laugh out loud so true!
Private 234534 llama step forth front and center! - htoutlaws2012
Well that is one strange apple. - TeamRocket747V 7 Comments
Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.
Well, it was made on accident, so it is a lie to this world. - TeamRocket747
It was the pie all along blasphemy! - htoutlaws2012
Portal referance? YAAY! Next thing might be a Beatles referance! ðŸ˜‰V 4 Comments
Good question, but I'm one too. - InsanityJoe
There all outta sites to escape from public insanity. - htoutlaws2012
Metal Up Your Ass!
Because this is a quite peaceful place to kick butt and cheaw bubblegum. I ran out of butt and bubblegum is illigal on this planet. - XXHelenaXX
Unfriendly insects eat yellow blood, while looking at you
Sticks and magnets...
Friendly insects looking at your mum? Laugh out loud - Thanks budies!
Oh look a fly starring all wonkey eyed ready to make its escape while trying to eat crud off the carpet floor. - htoutlaws2012V 7 Comments
Knock knock whose there? A living baked potato coming to skin you're hostage potato unpeeled sacks. - htoutlaws2012
Potatoes really like Hash Browns then. - TeamRocket747
The potato is a cannibal because hashbrowns have potato in them ðŸ¤®
Tots saying this when I get back to school
Wanna help kidnap the zoo animals? - htoutlaws2012
Sure, just let me get my DVD player and a policeman.
I've literally said this before, but with a kangaroo insteadV 12 Comments
Wild fires are over the inferno limit. - htoutlaws2012
Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747
Snow is hot - PiecloneV 4 Comments
Is it a dumpster made of marshmallow or a dumpster for marshmallows?
That sounds as delicious as a sparkle pony at a polka party! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Why would llama dung be fluffy?!?!?!
A s'mores trash bin is filled with coco lax. - htoutlaws2012V 3 Comments
I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Wanna hang out and get some tacos?
Yo Lord Vader! Your son approaches... bring him to me! - htoutlaws2012
I am actually your fatherV 3 Comments
No the antenna married the banana peel in season 69. - htoutlaws2012
Sweet music, sweet news. Happy anniversary
Well the child could be an avdio! - TeamRocket747
I believe that the government should sack obama.
If this is a minecrap reference, I'm going to the next page - TeamRocket747
I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs
''Wait what! I'm not crooked sir! '' - htoutlaws2012
I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose
Oh no now its on your shirt cursed crayons haunt you with a sulfur stint. - htoutlaws2012
I'm laughing so hard glitter came out my nose! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Okay, can your crayons smell dry glue? - TeamRocket747V 5 Comments
Whoa, that is so cool. Laugh out loud I love IT IT is awesome peace out bro.
I can make a better one: I don't care about trolls who are second place in sexing up licorice who are also cheating on the trolls with Drake who now eats blue berries so much, they're red.
She probably did this after she had an overdose on drugs, whilst on a sugar rush and then started whizzing around like a mad woman with a flying umbrella
NOOO MY SHOPPING TROLLEYV 21 Comments
Courtney and Duncan, anyone? - Wolftail
I broke a rule once, I grabbed the school hand book and ripped it up.
Dang it! I can't have green hair?! - Powerfulgirl10
TD reference detected - htoutlaws2012V 9 Comments
How's that arthritis?
Well very random - TeamRocket747
Hiya Dellala! - htoutlaws2012
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Top Remixes (26)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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