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blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19
I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!
hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this
Someones color spectrum is off! I think their on drugs!V 255 Comments
Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN
Oh God this is hilarious! - MattAffterburner
I use this saying all the time at homeV 208 Comments
The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato
My favourite colour of the alphabet is "yeah"
Honestly, I can't decide between The Plague, Isosceles Triangle, or Sidewalk Chalk...
My favourite color of the alphabet is yesV 154 Comments
Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...
I can't look at grapes the same anymore.
An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.V 57 Comments
Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman
Is that homosexual, heterosexual, or whatsexual?
How is a paper clip sexy? - Firemist
But I once saw a sexy paper clip eat a llama.V 100 Comments
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "
yes me too
Ba-na-na er-ror! - Firemist
Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.V 62 Comments
Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace - JTaylor9
Oh no now its on your shirt cursed crayons haunt you with a sulfur stint. - htoutlaws2012
I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose
Okay, can your crayons smell dry glue? - TeamRocket747V 7 Comments
Wendy berry dookie fries - JTaylor9
They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.
Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.V 33 Comments
If a quack is salty then my nose must enjoy wondering down a long path of meow meow me me big boy shoelaces
You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.
You mean our nose, comrade.
My butt is a Putin lickerV 26 Comments
Did he put 55 farts in his fro? Or did John legend wipe his ass with a California quarter in Roswell New Mexico while he binge watched cotton weed his favorite congressman? - JTaylor9
This doesn't make any sense but I love it!
It's gorilla, not garilla.V 28 Comments
None, because snakes don't have armpits.
264 pancakes because armadillos have belly buttons.
Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.
Amazing it's so clear now - ThePursuer78V 123 Comments
Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!
My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004
The yard duties at our school forgot their whistles, so they told my friend group to whistle and round everyone up. We didn't know how to whistle so we just shouted "WHISTLE NOISE! "
I like distractions
I did this one and much it made me laugh my sister said the wrong thingV 88 Comments
Yeah people it's tree! Not three! - lionsforlife
Oh dear those devil Weeds overthere! - htoutlaws2012
Oh, you said bee? - TeamRocket747
Like, SKY!V 4 Comments
Look out! the cat-grapes are attacking!
Hilarious, poor goldfish crackers
The Jamaica connects the dancehall and the fans
The Japan connects the Profit and the Sumo. - htoutlaws2012
OOhh interesting! - lionsforlifeV 1 Comment
Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?
Hi, that goose over there! - htoutlaws2012
That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away
What! What's wrong with ducks):V 3 Comments
That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump
Someone needs to draw this. I would not be surprised if some one all ready did.
its funnyV 49 Comments
I was having a random sentence texting fight with my bestie and I won thanks to this sentence
Awe? fictional eating eyes of a comic strip well splendid I guess. - htoutlaws2012
I love this one
What the heck? - TeamRocket747V 1 Comment
This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle
R.I.P. Larry Though. Press F to pay respect for the green lake of wisdom.
haha - EnFu3
So funny, I did this with my friend for a whisper challenge... it was so funny...V 60 Comments
This is so true
Oh, grate. - A_Dying_Parrot
Move the grater outta the way! - htoutlaws2012
I think that the cheese grater should not be there then
No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a macheteV 2 Comments
That cheese is mine
Hehehh but sometimes the bed tickles me instead
Yeah go in there touch your inner self with laughter... and you love it. - htoutlaws2012
This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!V 1 Comment
I do like this, I really do.
And I noticed that you noticed that I noticed this list - Randomator
Now your notices have been nullified (jeers coming in seconds later). - htoutlaws2012
We thank you for thanking us for thanking you for participation in this test. The results say that thanking the results for the information they got, will get a result of a result that will say the same thing.V 13 Comments
Love this riddle
Mistake #1 is that item was spelled like itim
Mistake #2 is that three was spelled like threee
Mistake #3 is that there were only two mistakes
Wow. Just wow.
Thread your teeth with a tongue - JTaylor9
It was the pie all along blasphemy! - htoutlaws2012
Well, it was made on accident, so it is a lie to this world. - TeamRocket747
Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.V 5 Comments
I Have a random sentence of my own FREEZING PEPPERS ATE BUTTERFLIES CHOCOLATE ATE A CHOCOLATE BUS
That is cannibalism because Peter said so - DaringXx
Knock knock whose there? A living baked potato coming to skin you're hostage potato unpeeled sacks. - htoutlaws2012
Potatoes really like Hash Browns then. - TeamRocket747V 1 Comment
Metal Up Your Ass!
There all outta sites to escape from public insanity. - htoutlaws2012
Good question, but I'm one too. - InsanityJoe
Because this is a quite peaceful place to kick butt and cheaw bubblegum. I ran out of butt and bubblegum is illigal on this planet. - XXHelenaXX
Chuck them at people you hate, then pick them up, cut them in half and squeeze the lemon juice into your enemies eyes
I got to use this sometime, it's brilliant.
I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom
Love this so much!V 71 Comments
Chinese government has been a long time since we are - JTaylor9
U mad me pe pant - DaringXx
That's how we start world war 3
I just peed my pantV 78 Comments
Snow is hot - Pieclone
Wild fires are over the inferno limit. - htoutlaws2012
Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747
Well duhV 5 Comments
Coppercab is darth vader
Yo Lord Vader! Your son approaches... bring him to me! - htoutlaws2012
I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
I am actually your fatherV 4 Comments
Sweet music, sweet news. Happy anniversary
No the antenna married the banana peel in season 69. - htoutlaws2012
Well the child could be an avdio! - TeamRocket747
Best one ever
You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing... disturbing.
I am your lettuce
''Wait what! I'm not crooked sir! '' - htoutlaws2012
I believe that the government should sack obama.
If this is a minecrap reference, I'm going to the next page - TeamRocket747
I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs
That shall be my world!
This is from Horton Hears a Who - RedTheGremlin
This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!
Please don't make me go there! - lionsforlifeV 50 Comments
That is strange because James Hetfield climbed Mount Everest to place the peppers pig sock at Mount Fuji But he was distraced by the ghost of an alive man calling out - HEROIN, MARKETS! - DaringXx
I literally could not breath after reading this….
A cheese grader came near my red 2nd layer of gluteus skin like a heat seeking missile of destruction. - htoutlaws2012
Ouch. - CyriV 25 Comments
How's that arthritis?
Well very random - TeamRocket747
Hiya Dellala! - htoutlaws2012
Did it get sick after that? - GrammarNazi
Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666
What a very weird sentence
I hope it's not my DVD... - TheFourthWorldV 16 Comments
I love this so much!
Did you notice that pineapples have one leg, and arm? - htoutlaws2012
I see pineapples in bathrobes all the time
Duh there pet tigers just want the babies for themselvesV 8 Comments
Honey, why are people stealing my bacon! Furthermore don't need to be shaking Harlem shakes moves all over New York City. - htoutlaws2012
Ewww noo - TeamRocket747
Jackson, the meatloaf! - htoutlaws2012
Miss Jackson, how's Percy!?
Percy Jackson's mom? You are sooo coolll! Can I meet her?
That is how the ''testis'' got removed from the hospital room. - htoutlaws2012
Nice story! - TeamRocket747
Call the grapefruits to check his happy meter pulse. - htoutlaws2012
If you call the pineapple than it cannot pineapple as much pineapples as a pineapple can pineapple if a pineapple pineapples with pineapples on pineapples. It has to answer the phone! TYPEWRITER!
*calls pineapple* - TeamRocket747
Sounds like something in a bad lip reading videoV 8 Comments
This is like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit because he is obsessed with cheese, so they made a Shopper 13 to go out to get more cheese, only to have a sheep dressed in a sweater eat it all.
Well, go to a cheese factory. - TeamRocket747
We need more cheese from the addictive orange who is purple!V 4 Comments
No, it's the grapefruits of steel not 6 - htoutlaws2012
No, it's Banana, not Sacramento - TeamRocket747
Great mah dude
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Top Remixes (29)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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