Top Ten Random Sentences

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The Top Ten

1 I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19

I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!

hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this

But purple is greener that blue

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2 I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN

Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this

This is from all that is above random 4

Lol love it

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3 Llamas eat sexy paper clips

Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman

BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon

How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...

? Lol

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4 On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato

My favorite color of the alphabet is fries

I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

So funny

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5 Banana error.

I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "

Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.

Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =] - foxrocks


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6 Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow

Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...

An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.

What you don't know is the cow licks them back

Grapes do not have mouths. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

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7 The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.

This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle

Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?

The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.


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8 If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

None, because snakes don't have armpits.

Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.

Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.

Lol this is so funny!

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9 Look, a distraction!

Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!

My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004

This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk

Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.

That's funny! definitely using that in my next hockey game!

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10 What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?

That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump

I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.

Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!


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The Contenders

11 My world is where everybody is a pony and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies


That shall be my world!

This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!

The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?

HAHA from Horton the movie - Leafstar12

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12 There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!

They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.

Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.

I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.

just yes

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13 When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate

I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom

Lol Hilarious! I couldn't figure out how to put some random sentences in this site, so...



A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.

Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.

Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?

okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):

there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.

Laugh out loud... This is my new motto!

Make sure they're combustible lemons

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14 A Zebra licked a DVD

Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666

THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!

Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge

Well then baby zebras look like DVD's. - TeamRocket747

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15 Oh no, you're one of THEM!!!!

Oh no, am I really? Laugh out loud - AlphaOmega

You could use this on literally everything. It's amazing! Lol

I said this to my friend and she got really confused! - BlobfishLover4735

Indeed I am - Gametheorysucks

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16 Cheese grader shaved my butt skin off

I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.

This is amazing I love this!

Me and my friend were playing the whisper challenge and we laughed the whole time with these!

Ha Ha

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17 Screw world peace, I want a pony

I just peed my pant

I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!

Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.


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18 Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast

I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )

Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium

And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.

Well Metallica - TeamRocket747

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19 My nose is a communist.

You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.

It's a vaginal penis

Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.

lol - TeamRocket747

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20 A hotdog on a bridge

What if it walked through the side of the bridge and fell into water where it got eaten by fish

This is unbelievably awesome.

I do not see how this is totally awesome. It could happen. Like, what if someone left their uneaten hotdog on the bridge? Not funny, and DEFINITELY not awesome.

And then a crowd of Beliebers stepped on the hotdog - TeamRocket747

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21 My favorite color in the alphabet dictionary is a triangular obi-wan-kanobi who likes the color square on a scale of nutella to 16 1/4, plus 2 yodas.

A mixture of star wars and complete nonsense

My favorite color of the alphabet dictionary is 9, because I enjoy the smell of strawberries, about 73

This list is cracking me up. The guy who made this list is a genius!

AMAZING - HufflepuffGeekGirl

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22 Thank you for noticing this list, your noticing has been noticed

I do like this, I really do.

We thank you for thanking us for thanking you for participation in this test. The results say that thanking the results for the information they got, will get a result of a result that will say the same thing.

If you notice this notice you will also notice that noticing this notice will waste time because you're noticing this notice because it is highly noticeable.

And I noticed that you’re noticing me noticing this list - Gametheorysucks

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23 3 homophobic gay guys walked in church and yelled "rub my tummy"!

One question: WHY!?

That is stupid and rude and disturbing not funny dude

That's so disturbingly funny. - Powerfulgirl10

That is jalapeño

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24 A fuzzy snake ate the clouds

Awesome! But the snake is actually a whale with greenish red ears.

So THAT'S why I couldn't see them anymore!

I guess he spit it out and caused a fog. - TeamRocket747


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25 "Buy some soap! It's clean!" the cat on the TV said.

Well be careful of the water, it's wet

Soap is clean everyone stop the presses lol

I don't trust the cat putting his dirty paws on it - TeamRocket747

That cat must be false advertising - Gametheorysucks

26 A blonde pony ate a shiny shoe and then punched dale

Guys, don't laugh! It's not funny. Dale got killed! - TeamRocket747

Oh no Dale! He fell off a potato on steroids! - Powerfulgirl10

Dale landed in Antartica, and the penguins captured him and sent him over to a UFO. - RaccoonCartoon

Dale are you ok? - BlobfishLover4735

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27 I mean, Tree!

Oh, you said bee? - TeamRocket747

this good

But also, Bush!

Like, SKY! - lovefrombadlands

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28 The China connects the Furby and the toilet

Well then - TeamRocket747

29 Hi, that duck over there!

Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?

That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away

What! What's wrong with ducks):

That duck over there: Hi! - TeamRocket747

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30 Gurklebob is eating eyes with Schadenfreude

What the heck? - TeamRocket747

I love this one

What is this? - MarcellD

31 A cherry is also a red bullfrog!

I like bullfrogs...

Everything I have been told is a lie - Gametheorysucks

That explains so much

Well.. - TeamRocket747

32 A firework fell in love with my giant lava lamp then barfed on my deluxe mop!

Still a better love story than twilight

I've got lava coming out of my ass! Xxx

Um...excuse me but uh who has a deluxe mop? - BlobfishLover4735

Sad. You should clean it up. - TeamRocket747

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33 The cheese grater is in the way!

I think that the cheese grater should not be there then

No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete

KIck it then! - TeamRocket747

No, you walk AROUND the cheese grater, but then you run into a penguin with a shot gun and die. :D

34 Imagination tickles your bed

This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!

*imagines and tickles bed*
Bed: *insert cringy laughing here* - TeamRocket747

35 Don't tell anybody, but I'm dead.

That is so funny but like true

Laugh out loud so funny! I saw this and you laughed because think of someone being dead and then they suddenly wake up and go "shh don't tell anyone but I'm dead! :

Don't tell my mom because she's a purple pineapple and she killed a butterfly! She hates dead things.

*posts in to Trump's twitter and Trump makes a speech about it* - TeamRocket747

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36 My Apple looks like a blue unicorn with 234534 little magical doughnuts that got eaten by a highly trained military llama.

In my world an apple also is a blue pony but has 234535 little magical donuts that got eaten by a highly trained llama

Laugh out loud so true!

This is so funny call 911 I'm dying of laughter

Well that is one strange apple. - TeamRocket747

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37 The cake is not a lie for some reason

Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.

Well, it was made on accident, so it is a lie to this world. - TeamRocket747

It's a lie! It's all a lie!

Portal referance? YAAY! Next thing might be a Beatles referance! 😉

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38 Friendly insects eat pink pineapples, while looking at your mum

Unfriendly insects eat yellow blood, while looking at you

Sticks and magnets...

Friendly insects looking at your mum? Laugh out loud - Thanks budies!

Lol. - TeamRocket747

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39 Why are there so many metalheads on TheTopTens?

Good question, but I'm one too. - InsanityJoe

Because this is a quite peaceful place to kick butt and cheaw bubblegum. I ran out of butt and bubblegum is illigal on this planet. - XXHelenaXX

40 Knock knock Who is there A potato eating a hash brown

Potatoes really like Hash Browns then. - TeamRocket747

41 Wanna help me steal a giraffe?

Tots saying this when I get back to school

Sorry I've already done that 1289 times - BlobfishLover4735

Sure, just let me get my DVD player and a policeman.


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42 House fires are cold.

Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747

Well duh


Meaning, house fires are cold in a way of saying if you dump your girlfriend in public that’s just cold. Not like fire is cold.

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43 A flaming marshmallow dumpster is filled with fluffy llama dung.

Is it a dumpster made of marshmallow or a dumpster for marshmallows?

Why would llama dung be fluffy?!?!?!

That sounds as delicious as a sparkle pony at a polka party! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Well then - TeamRocket747

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44 Yo Darth Vader

I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Wanna hang out and get some tacos?

I am actually your father - Gametheorysucks

Lol! - TeamRocket747

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45 Marry Poppins killed a shopping trolley.

Whoa, that is so cool. Laugh out loud I love IT IT is awesome peace out bro.

I can make a better one: I don't care about trolls who are second place in sexing up licorice who are also cheating on the trolls with Drake who now eats blue berries so much, they're red.

I approve of this message

Well Mary Poppins is in prison now I guess. - TeamRocket747

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46 No the radios married the avocados in season 4

Well the child could be an avdio! - TeamRocket747

47 No sheep is quite as crooked as a bed

I believe that the government should sack obama.

If this is a minecrap reference, I'm going to the next page - TeamRocket747

I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs

48 Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue

I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose

I'm laughing so hard glitter came out my nose! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Okay, can your crayons smell dry glue? - TeamRocket747

been there

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49 Isn't that against the rules? Screw the rules I have green hair!

Courtney and Duncan, anyone? - Wolftail

I broke a rule once, I grabbed the school hand book and ripped it up.

Dang it! I can't have green hair?! - Powerfulgirl10

I broke a rule too. Kim Jong-un broke his arm, and he's out of his rule, so now I'm Supreme Leader and am making NK better. - TeamRocket747

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50 Hitler called my mom for permission to kill jews

This is offensive. Why do people like it? - TeamRocket747

Offensive, yet randomly hilarious.

Then I will kill your mom

Mom: And I screamed NNNOO! THEY'RE INNOCENT! - Powerfulgirl10

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2. Hi, that duck over there!
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3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
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