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blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19
I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!
hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this
I use this on the whisper challenge with my friends and it took so longV 244 Comments
Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN
Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this
This is from all that is above random 4
It true. Now I'm going to be terrified of ever eating or stepping on cereal - SirSheepV 196 Comments
Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman
BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon
How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...
My friend couldn’t get it lol she said Suzy likes barbecued banana biscuits.V 91 Comments
The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato
I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
My favorite color of the alphabet is fries
Probably flowerpotV 140 Comments
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "
Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.
Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =] - foxrocks
Ok thenV 60 Comments
Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...
An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.
What you don't know is the cow licks them back
I can't look at grapes the same anymore.V 57 Comments
This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle
Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?
The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.
haha - EnFu3V 59 Comments
None, because snakes don't have armpits.
Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.
Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.
I think it will take 6 large fries and a big mac with guacamoleV 120 Comments
That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump
I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.
Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!
I think it’s piano because the sweater with fog on screamed at 2AM that Richie Sambora was his anime and that pigs ate the cloth with smoke inside. - DaringXxV 48 Comments
That shall be my world!
This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!
The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?
Wow. 🤨 Makes complete sense. - Camaro6V 50 Comments
Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!
My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004
This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk
Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.
Savage - The_gEEK_GamEr9V 84 Comments
They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.
Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.
I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.
Ohh! Cool! - lionsforlifeV 31 Comments
I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom
Lol Hilarious! I couldn't figure out how to put some random sentences in this site, so...
A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.
Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.
Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?
okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):
there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.
Laugh out loud... This is my new motto!
Perfect way to tell someone their sour.V 66 Comments
Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666
THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!
Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge
That’s untrue because gummy cereal and crunchy soup really testifies Satan’s ponies. - DaringXxV 16 Comments
I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.
This is amazing I love this!
A cheese grader came near my red 2nd layer of gluteus skin like a heat seeking missile of destruction. - htoutlaws2012
That is strange because James Hetfield climbed Mount Everest to place the peppers pig sock at Mount Fuji But he was distraced by the ghost of an alive man calling out - HEROIN, MARKETS! - DaringXxV 24 Comments
Oh no, am I really? Laugh out loud - AlphaOmega
I am a small boy who works on a farm who is making you read this fake untrue story about a boy who is actually not a farmer who is distracting you form looking at the other items in this list. - MaxAurelius
I said this to my friend and she got really confused! - BlobfishLover4735
How did you guess... - Camaro6V 28 Comments
I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )
Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium
And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.
Share your opinion...V 24 Comments
You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.
It's a vaginal penis
Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.
My fingers are Obama’s straws - DaringXxV 25 Comments
What if it walked through the side of the bridge and fell into water where it got eaten by fish
This is unbelievably awesome.
I do not see how this is totally awesome. It could happen. Like, what if someone left their uneaten hotdog on the bridge? Not funny, and DEFINITELY not awesome.
Horse radish on a train - DaringXxV 20 Comments
I just peed my pant
I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!
Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.
U mad me pe pant - DaringXxV 77 Comments
I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose
Oh no now its on your shirt cursed crayons haunt you with a sulfur stint. - htoutlaws2012
Okay, can your crayons smell dry glue? - TeamRocket747
Don't TOUCH THE GOAT OF ARMASTICE, AMERICA MIGHT SEND MICK JAGGER ON HIS SECRET FISHY MISHY - DaringXxV 6 Comments
A mixture of star wars and complete nonsense
My favorite color of the alphabet dictionary is 9, because I enjoy the smell of strawberries, about 73
I like the colour square because Barney likes potatoes on his eyes.
hotV 27 Comments
I do like this, I really do.
We thank you for thanking us for thanking you for participation in this test. The results say that thanking the results for the information they got, will get a result of a result that will say the same thing.
If you notice this notice you will also notice that noticing this notice will waste time because you're noticing this notice because it is highly noticeable.
And I noticed that you noticed that I noticed this list - RandomatorV 13 Comments
One question: WHY!?
That's so disturbingly funny. - Powerfulgirl10
That is stupid and rude and disturbing not funny dude
But gelatine states that Keith moon cried when corn flakes were put in the opbox in cereal but then the werewolf said it was true so they hated George because he was a member of the family they loved - DaringXxV 5 Comments
Awesome! But the snake is actually a whale with greenish red ears.
A Cobra gave me a death stare face to face. - htoutlaws2012
So THAT'S why I couldn't see them anymore!
amazingV 9 Comments
Well be careful of the water, it's wet
Soap is clean everyone stop the presses lol
I like chickens! - lionsforlife
Buy my hairspray! It’s great on skin! - DaringXxV 3 Comments
Yeah people it's tree! Not three! - lionsforlife
Oh, you said bee? - TeamRocket747
Oh dear those devil Weeds overthere! - htoutlaws2012
Like, SKY!V 4 Comments
Hilarious, poor goldfish crackers
Look out! the cat-grapes are attacking!
The Japan connects the Profit and the Sumo. - htoutlaws2012
Well then - TeamRocket747
OOhh interesting! - lionsforlife
The Jamaica connects the dancehall and the fans
Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?
That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away
What! What's wrong with ducks):
Hi, that goose over there! - htoutlaws2012V 3 Comments
Guys, don't laugh! It's not funny. Dale got killed! - TeamRocket747
Oh no Dale! He fell off a potato on steroids! - Powerfulgirl10
Well Dale must be stale then! - lionsforlife
So I imagined a golden pony ate ashoe then randomly punched a retarded personV 6 Comments
What the heck? - TeamRocket747
I love this one
I was having a random sentence texting fight with my bestie and I won thanks to this sentence
Awe? fictional eating eyes of a comic strip well splendid I guess. - htoutlaws2012V 1 Comment
Everything I have been told is a lie
I like bullfrogs...
A Sour apple is also a Green bullfrog! - htoutlaws2012
And a white grape is a green one! - DaringXxV 2 Comments
I think that the cheese grater should not be there then
No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete
Move the grater outta the way! - htoutlaws2012
KIck it then! - TeamRocket747V 1 Comment
This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!
Yeah go in there touch your inner self with laughter... and you love it. - htoutlaws2012
*imagines and tickles bed*
Bed: *insert cringy laughing here* - TeamRocket747
That is so funny but like true
Laugh out loud so funny! I saw this and you laughed because think of someone being dead and then they suddenly wake up and go "shh don't tell anyone but I'm dead! :
Don't tell my mom because she's a purple pineapple and she killed a butterfly! She hates dead things.
LOLV 12 Comments
Still a better love story than twilight
A cannon falls for with my explosive sounds at night then vomits itself on a pile of green healthy slick grass. - htoutlaws2012
I've got lava coming out of my ass! Xxx
NO NOT THE MOP!V 3 Comments
Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.
Well, it was made on accident, so it is a lie to this world. - TeamRocket747
It was the pie all along blasphemy! - htoutlaws2012
Portal referance? YAAY! Next thing might be a Beatles referance! 😉V 4 Comments
Good question, but I'm one too. - InsanityJoe
There all outta sites to escape from public insanity. - htoutlaws2012
Metal Up Your Ass!
Because this is a quite peaceful place to kick butt and cheaw bubblegum. I ran out of butt and bubblegum is illigal on this planet. - XXHelenaXX
Unfriendly insects eat yellow blood, while looking at you
Sticks and magnets...
Friendly insects looking at your mum? Laugh out loud - Thanks budies!
Oh look a fly starring all wonkey eyed ready to make its escape while trying to eat crud off the carpet floor. - htoutlaws2012V 7 Comments
Knock knock whose there? A living baked potato coming to skin you're hostage potato unpeeled sacks. - htoutlaws2012
Potatoes really like Hash Browns then. - TeamRocket747
That is cannibalism because Peter said so - DaringXx
The potato is a cannibal because hashbrowns have potato in them 🤮
Tots saying this when I get back to school
I've literally said this before, but with a kangaroo instead
Wanna help kidnap the zoo animals? - htoutlaws2012
No, but I will help steal a snake to kill someone I know...V 14 Comments
In my world an apple also is a blue pony but has 234535 little magical donuts that got eaten by a highly trained llama
Laugh out loud so true!
Private 234534 llama step forth front and center! - htoutlaws2012
Well that is one strange apple. - TeamRocket747V 7 Comments
Wild fires are over the inferno limit. - htoutlaws2012
Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747
Snow burns :( - DaringXxV 5 Comments
Is it a dumpster made of marshmallow or a dumpster for marshmallows?
That sounds as delicious as a sparkle pony at a polka party! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Why would llama dung be fluffy?!?!?!
A s'mores trash bin is filled with coco lax. - htoutlaws2012V 3 Comments
I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Wanna hang out and get some tacos?
Yo Lord Vader! Your son approaches... bring him to me! - htoutlaws2012
I am actually your fatherV 3 Comments
No the antenna married the banana peel in season 69. - htoutlaws2012
Sweet music, sweet news. Happy anniversary
Well the child could be an avdio! - TeamRocket747
Best one ever
You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing... disturbing.
I am your lettuce
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Top Remixes (28)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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