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blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19
I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!
hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this
When life gives you lemons, make toast.V 147 Comments
Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN
Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this
This is from all that is above random 4
Cheesy jokeV 117 Comments
Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman
BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon
How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...
Um well ortefns I'm dying help meV 61 Comments
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "
Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.
Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =] - foxrocks
A passionate evening is belief in the interrelatedness of all things.V 37 Comments
Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...
An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.
What you don't know is the cow licks them back
I hope you're happy, you ruined grapes for me.V 45 Comments
The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato
My favorite color of the alphabet is fries
I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
It's funny and randomV 81 Comments
This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle
Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?
This was really funny and made me laugh out loud because it is so random!
Hey my name is larry!V 28 Comments
Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!
My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004
This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk
Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.
i lookedV 54 Comments
I just peed my pant
I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!
Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.
That the truthV 57 Comments
That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump
I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.
Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!
This is so funny!V 31 Comments
What the what LOL!
LOL THIS IS THE BEST
The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?
This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!
Isn't this off of that one movie called " Horton Hears a Who"?
Go subscribe to Dancing Dekle on youtube that channel is seriously the best Youtuber everV 28 Comments
None, because snakes don't have armpits.
Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.
Pancakes take exactly one lightyear to crack an egg, so why is there a blue one?
This works so wellV 67 Comments
Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.
I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.
Chica ate a sexy purple llama who ate a coleslaw pineapple last Wednesday; now Chica has to dance on a hot dog goat to get better
I said that to my friends and this is what they said. U got a potato error girlV 19 Comments
You could use this on literally everything. It's amazing! Lol
Oh no, am I really? Laugh out loud - AlphaOmega
You could say this to almost anything during any conversation with anyone I love it!
LOLV 15 Comments
I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom
Laugh out loud... This is my new motto!
Lol Hilarious! I couldn't figure out how to put some random sentences in this site, so...
A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.
Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.
Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?
okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):
there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.
When Life Gives You Lemons Throw Them In The Trash -Ssundee, 2016 - BookN3rdV 43 Comments
Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666
THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!
Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge
That makes sennse because today I smelled green and tasted singing.V 8 Comments
You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.
It's a vaginal penis
Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.
POTATO ERROR!V 14 Comments
This is unbelievably awesome.
What if it walked through the side of the bridge and fell into water where it got eaten by fish
If the bridge was brown and the hot dog was brown then basically they are related. This is funny.
That sooo makes since because today I felt purple and heard potatoes!V 15 Comments
I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )
Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium
And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.
Ow that sentance hurts mai brain. There's a potato error in it.V 14 Comments
Whoa, that is so cool. Laugh out loud I love IT IT is awesome peace out bro.
I can make a better one: I don't care about trolls who are second place in sexing up licorice who are also cheating on the trolls with Drake who now eats blue berries so much, they're red.
I approve of this message
Poor trolly... - Emberflight_of_StormClanV 16 Comments
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Top Remixes (22)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Screw world peace, I want a pony
3. Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
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