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blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19
I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!
hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this
But purple is greener that blueV 220 Comments
Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN
Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this
This is from all that is above random 4
Lol love itV 180 Comments
Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman
BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon
How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...
? LolV 88 Comments
The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato
My favorite color of the alphabet is fries
I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
All the comments here are making me laugh so hard LOL - MarioNinja101V 118 Comments
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "
Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.
Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =] - foxrocks
LOL! SO RANDOMV 50 Comments
Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...
An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.
What you don't know is the cow licks them back
Grapes do not have mouths. - StevenUniverseIsAwesomeV 53 Comments
This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle
Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?
The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.
HilariousV 49 Comments
None, because snakes don't have armpits.
Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.
Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.
Lol this is so funny!V 97 Comments
Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!
My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004
This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk
Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.
That's funny! definitely using that in my next hockey game!V 73 Comments
That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump
I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.
Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!
HahaV 40 Comments
That shall be my world!
This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!
The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?
HAHA from Horton the movie - Leafstar12V 46 Comments
They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.
Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.
I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.
just yesV 29 Comments
I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom
Lol Hilarious! I couldn't figure out how to put some random sentences in this site, so...
A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.
Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.
Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?
okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):
there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.
Laugh out loud... This is my new motto!
Make sure they're combustible lemonsV 58 Comments
Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666
THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!
Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge
Well then baby zebras look like DVD's. - TeamRocket747V 12 Comments
Oh no, am I really? Laugh out loud - AlphaOmega
You could use this on literally everything. It's amazing! Lol
I said this to my friend and she got really confused! - BlobfishLover4735
Indeed I am - GametheorysucksV 21 Comments
I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.
This is amazing I love this!
Me and my friend were playing the whisper challenge and we laughed the whole time with these!
Ha HaV 16 Comments
I just peed my pant
I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!
Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.
LOLV 70 Comments
I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )
Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium
And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.
Well Metallica - TeamRocket747V 21 Comments
You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.
It's a vaginal penis
Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.
lol - TeamRocket747V 21 Comments
What if it walked through the side of the bridge and fell into water where it got eaten by fish
This is unbelievably awesome.
I do not see how this is totally awesome. It could happen. Like, what if someone left their uneaten hotdog on the bridge? Not funny, and DEFINITELY not awesome.
And then a crowd of Beliebers stepped on the hotdog - TeamRocket747V 19 Comments
A mixture of star wars and complete nonsense
My favorite color of the alphabet dictionary is 9, because I enjoy the smell of strawberries, about 73
This list is cracking me up. The guy who made this list is a genius!
AMAZING - HufflepuffGeekGirlV 19 Comments
I do like this, I really do.
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And I noticed that you’re noticing me noticing this list - GametheorysucksV 10 Comments
One question: WHY!?
That is stupid and rude and disturbing not funny dude
That's so disturbingly funny. - Powerfulgirl10
That is jalapeñoV 3 Comments
Awesome! But the snake is actually a whale with greenish red ears.
So THAT'S why I couldn't see them anymore!
I guess he spit it out and caused a fog. - TeamRocket747
THE SKY IS PURPLE AND YOUR HEAD IS GREEN!V 5 Comments
Well be careful of the water, it's wet
Soap is clean everyone stop the presses lol
I don't trust the cat putting his dirty paws on it - TeamRocket747
That cat must be false advertising - Gametheorysucks
Guys, don't laugh! It's not funny. Dale got killed! - TeamRocket747
Oh no Dale! He fell off a potato on steroids! - Powerfulgirl10
Dale landed in Antartica, and the penguins captured him and sent him over to a UFO. - RaccoonCartoon
Dale are you ok? - BlobfishLover4735V 2 Comments
Oh, you said bee? - TeamRocket747
But also, Bush!
Like, SKY! - lovefrombadlandsV 2 Comments
Well then - TeamRocket747
Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?
That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away
What! What's wrong with ducks):
That duck over there: Hi! - TeamRocket747V 2 Comments
What the heck? - TeamRocket747
I love this one
What is this? - MarcellD
I like bullfrogs...
Everything I have been told is a lie - Gametheorysucks
That explains so much
Well.. - TeamRocket747
Still a better love story than twilight
I've got lava coming out of my ass! Xxx
Um...excuse me but uh who has a deluxe mop? - BlobfishLover4735
Sad. You should clean it up. - TeamRocket747V 1 Comment
I think that the cheese grater should not be there then
No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete
KIck it then! - TeamRocket747
No, you walk AROUND the cheese grater, but then you run into a penguin with a shot gun and die. :D
This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!
*imagines and tickles bed*
Bed: *insert cringy laughing here* - TeamRocket747
That is so funny but like true
Laugh out loud so funny! I saw this and you laughed because think of someone being dead and then they suddenly wake up and go "shh don't tell anyone but I'm dead! :
Don't tell my mom because she's a purple pineapple and she killed a butterfly! She hates dead things.
*posts in to Trump's twitter and Trump makes a speech about it* - TeamRocket747
In my world an apple also is a blue pony but has 234535 little magical donuts that got eaten by a highly trained llama
Laugh out loud so true!
This is so funny call 911 I'm dying of laughter
Well that is one strange apple. - TeamRocket747V 6 Comments
Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.
Well, it was made on accident, so it is a lie to this world. - TeamRocket747
It's a lie! It's all a lie!
Portal referance? YAAY! Next thing might be a Beatles referance! 😉V 3 Comments
Unfriendly insects eat yellow blood, while looking at you
Sticks and magnets...
Friendly insects looking at your mum? Laugh out loud - Thanks budies!
Lol. - TeamRocket747V 6 Comments
Good question, but I'm one too. - InsanityJoe
Because this is a quite peaceful place to kick butt and cheaw bubblegum. I ran out of butt and bubblegum is illigal on this planet. - XXHelenaXX
Potatoes really like Hash Browns then. - TeamRocket747
Tots saying this when I get back to school
Sorry I've already done that 1289 times - BlobfishLover4735
Sure, just let me get my DVD player and a policeman.
LOL LMFAOV 9 Comments
Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747
Meaning, house fires are cold in a way of saying if you dump your girlfriend in public that’s just cold. Not like fire is cold.V 2 Comments
Is it a dumpster made of marshmallow or a dumpster for marshmallows?
Why would llama dung be fluffy?!?!?!
That sounds as delicious as a sparkle pony at a polka party! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Well then - TeamRocket747V 2 Comments
I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Wanna hang out and get some tacos?
I am actually your father - Gametheorysucks
Lol! - TeamRocket747V 2 Comments
Whoa, that is so cool. Laugh out loud I love IT IT is awesome peace out bro.
I can make a better one: I don't care about trolls who are second place in sexing up licorice who are also cheating on the trolls with Drake who now eats blue berries so much, they're red.
I approve of this message
Well Mary Poppins is in prison now I guess. - TeamRocket747V 19 Comments
Well the child could be an avdio! - TeamRocket747
I believe that the government should sack obama.
If this is a minecrap reference, I'm going to the next page - TeamRocket747
I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs
I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose
I'm laughing so hard glitter came out my nose! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Okay, can your crayons smell dry glue? - TeamRocket747
been thereV 4 Comments
Courtney and Duncan, anyone? - Wolftail
I broke a rule once, I grabbed the school hand book and ripped it up.
Dang it! I can't have green hair?! - Powerfulgirl10
I broke a rule too. Kim Jong-un broke his arm, and he's out of his rule, so now I'm Supreme Leader and am making NK better. - TeamRocket747V 7 Comments
This is offensive. Why do people like it? - TeamRocket747
Offensive, yet randomly hilarious.
Then I will kill your mom
Mom: And I screamed NNNOO! THEY'RE INNOCENT! - Powerfulgirl10V 3 Comments
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Top Remixes (25)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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