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blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19
I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!
hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this
Oh, what the hockey sticks? - FiremistV 249 Comments
Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN
Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this
This is from all that is above random 4
I use this saying all the time at homeV 202 Comments
The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato
I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
My favorite color of the alphabet is fries
My favourite color of the alphabet is yesV 146 Comments
Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...
An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.
What you don't know is the cow licks them back
I can't look at grapes the same anymore.V 56 Comments
Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman
BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon
How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...
But I once saw a sexy paper clip eat a llama.V 99 Comments
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "
Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.
Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =] - foxrocks
Ba-na-na er-ror! - FiremistV 61 Comments
I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose
Oh no now its on your shirt cursed crayons haunt you with a sulfur stint. - htoutlaws2012
Okay, can your crayons smell dry glue? - TeamRocket747
Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace - JTaylor9V 7 Comments
They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.
Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.
I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.
Wendy berry dookie fries - JTaylor9V 32 Comments
You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.
It's a vaginal penis
Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.
If a quack is salty then my nose must enjoy wondering down a long path of meow meow me me big boy shoelacesV 26 Comments
I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )
Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium
And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.
Did he put 55 farts in his fro? Or did John legend wipe his ass with a California quarter in Roswell New Mexico while he binge watched cotton weed his favorite congressman? - JTaylor9V 26 Comments
Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!
My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004
This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk
Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.
Ha ha ha how do people fall for thatV 86 Comments
None, because snakes don't have armpits.
Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.
Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.
LOLV 122 Comments
Yeah people it's tree! Not three! - lionsforlife
Oh, you said bee? - TeamRocket747
Oh dear those devil Weeds overthere! - htoutlaws2012
Like, SKY!V 4 Comments
Hilarious, poor goldfish crackers
Look out! the cat-grapes are attacking!
The Japan connects the Profit and the Sumo. - htoutlaws2012
Well then - TeamRocket747
OOhh interesting! - lionsforlife
The Jamaica connects the dancehall and the fans
Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?
That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away
What! What's wrong with ducks):
Hi, that goose over there! - htoutlaws2012V 3 Comments
That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump
I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.
Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!
I think it’s piano because the sweater with fog on screamed at 2AM that Richie Sambora was his anime and that pigs ate the cloth with smoke inside. - DaringXxV 48 Comments
This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle
Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?
The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.
R.I.P. Larry Though. Press F to pay respect for the green lake of wisdom.V 60 Comments
What the heck? - TeamRocket747
I love this one
I was having a random sentence texting fight with my bestie and I won thanks to this sentence
Awe? fictional eating eyes of a comic strip well splendid I guess. - htoutlaws2012V 1 Comment
I think that the cheese grater should not be there then
No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete
Move the grater outta the way! - htoutlaws2012
Oh, grate. - A_Dying_ParrotV 2 Comments
This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!
Yeah go in there touch your inner self with laughter... and you love it. - htoutlaws2012
Hehehh but sometimes the bed tickles me instead
*imagines and tickles bed*
Bed: *insert cringy laughing here* - TeamRocket747
I do like this, I really do.
We thank you for thanking us for thanking you for participation in this test. The results say that thanking the results for the information they got, will get a result of a result that will say the same thing.
If you notice this notice you will also notice that noticing this notice will waste time because you're noticing this notice because it is highly noticeable.
And I noticed that you noticed that I noticed this list - RandomatorV 13 Comments
Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.
Well, it was made on accident, so it is a lie to this world. - TeamRocket747
It was the pie all along blasphemy! - htoutlaws2012
Thread your teeth with a tongue - JTaylor9V 5 Comments
Good question, but I'm one too. - InsanityJoe
There all outta sites to escape from public insanity. - htoutlaws2012
Metal Up Your Ass!
Because this is a quite peaceful place to kick butt and cheaw bubblegum. I ran out of butt and bubblegum is illigal on this planet. - XXHelenaXX
Knock knock whose there? A living baked potato coming to skin you're hostage potato unpeeled sacks. - htoutlaws2012
Potatoes really like Hash Browns then. - TeamRocket747
That is cannibalism because Peter said so - DaringXx
I Have a random sentence of my own FREEZING PEPPERS ATE BUTTERFLIES CHOCOLATE ATE A CHOCOLATE BUSV 1 Comment
I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom
Lol Hilarious! I couldn't figure out how to put some random sentences in this site, so...
A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.
Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.
Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?
okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):
there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.
Laugh out loud... This is my new motto!
Love this so much!V 68 Comments
I just peed my pant
I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!
Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.
Chinese government has been a long time since we are - JTaylor9V 78 Comments
Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747
Wild fires are over the inferno limit. - htoutlaws2012
Snow burns :( - DaringXxV 5 Comments
I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Wanna hang out and get some tacos?
Yo Lord Vader! Your son approaches... bring him to me! - htoutlaws2012
I am actually your fatherV 3 Comments
Best one ever
You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing... disturbing.
I am your lettuce
No the antenna married the banana peel in season 69. - htoutlaws2012
Sweet music, sweet news. Happy anniversary
Well the child could be an avdio! - TeamRocket747
I believe that the government should sack obama.
If this is a minecrap reference, I'm going to the next page - TeamRocket747
I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs
''Wait what! I'm not crooked sir! '' - htoutlaws2012
That shall be my world!
This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!
The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?
Wow. 🤨 Makes complete sense. - Camaro6V 50 Comments
I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.
This is amazing I love this!
A cheese grader came near my red 2nd layer of gluteus skin like a heat seeking missile of destruction. - htoutlaws2012
I literally could not breath after reading this….V 25 Comments
How's that arthritis?
Well very random - TeamRocket747
Hiya Dellala! - htoutlaws2012
Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666
THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!
Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge
That’s untrue because gummy cereal and crunchy soup really testifies Satan’s ponies. - DaringXxV 16 Comments
I see pineapples in bathrobes all the time
Did you notice that pineapples have one leg, and arm? - htoutlaws2012
Duh there pet tigers just want the babies for themselves
I love this so much!V 8 Comments
Honey, why are people stealing my bacon! Furthermore don't need to be shaking Harlem shakes moves all over New York City. - htoutlaws2012
Ewww noo - TeamRocket747
Jackson, the meatloaf! - htoutlaws2012
Miss Jackson, how's Percy!?
Percy Jackson's mom? You are sooo coolll! Can I meet her?
That is how the ''testis'' got removed from the hospital room. - htoutlaws2012
Nice story! - TeamRocket747
If you call the pineapple than it cannot pineapple as much pineapples as a pineapple can pineapple if a pineapple pineapples with pineapples on pineapples. It has to answer the phone! TYPEWRITER!
Sounds like something in a bad lip reading video
I Want to call the pineapple what his/her number
Call the grapefruits to check his happy meter pulse. - htoutlaws2012V 8 Comments
From da poopular YouTube videeeyo - IceFoxPlayz
This is like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit because he is obsessed with cheese, so they made a Shopper 13 to go out to get more cheese, only to have a sheep dressed in a sweater eat it all.
We need more cheese from the addictive orange who is purple!
Well, go to a cheese factory. - TeamRocket747
We need plenty of HAMMM AND TURKEYYY! - htoutlaws2012V 3 Comments
Great mah dude
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Top Remixes (29)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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