Top Ten Random SentencesPut in Random sentences that you made up. They don't have to make sense.
The best one Terrible English by PT sir
1 There is no wind in the football..
2 I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?.
You rotate the ground 4 times..
4 You go and understand the tree.
5 I'll give you clap on your cheeks..
6 Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.
7 Close the window airforce is coming.
8 I have two daughters and both are girls..
9 Stand in a straight circle..
10 Don't stand in front of my back
11 Why Haircut not cut..?
12 Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor
13 Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I m here?
14 You talking bad habit
15 Give me a red pen of any colour.
16 Can I have some snow in my cold drink?
17 Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin.
18 Both of you stand together separately.
19 Keep quiet the principal just passed away!...
Don't laugh alone pass it...
Blue is the definition of purple squared by green and so 2/5=the square root of 43 of the 6th shade of purple on the minor side of the scale with a flaw of 56% of yellow and 34% green meaning that if you were so blue you were greener than purple you are practically saying you are so blue your almost yellow which still makes no sense but anyway I am very happy I just spent 2 hours working that all out lol
By the way I'm 11 years old!
Oh my god it's so funny but confusing just think about it really hard but here's one
How's your youngest hair mines doing mighty fine today!
You are the wisest man in the world...NOT. Haha I was just kidding you are cool...NOT. Okay I am going to tell the truth you are awesome.
This is as good as the zebra who was purple but it got eaten by the orange spoon that was more of a purpler orange than a triangle.
Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this
This literally made me and my friend burst out laughing. This is the funniest thing ever, it definitely deserves number 1.
Ha! Actually, for Halloween, my friend didn't want to dress up so she brought a cereal box that was 'stabbed' and called herself a cereal killer.
One question and one question only... WHY
Hilarious, poor goldfish crackers
I translate that
Look out! the cat-grapes are attacking!
What the heck? First, you're starting off asking them to rank something on scale from 1 through 10, then you're asking them their favorite of something, which those two tings don't go together, because the answer of what your favorite is of something requires you answering by saying something in that category, not ranking something from 1 through 10, then to top it off, the thing you are asking them their favorite of color of the alphabet, are two categories that do't fit together, it's either "what's your favorite letter of the alphabet" or "what's your favorite color of the rainbow". So yeah, this got my vote.
Oml this is litteraly the best thing in the world! My friend asked me it and I was like" uhh tf? you sure your not high or smthn" this is definitely getting my vote!
I say that all the time, on of my favorite sentences, but I say 'on a scale from one to ten what's your favorite colour of the alphabet? please answer using vegetables.'
LOL someone asked DanTDM this and he was like, "TURTLE! " I was LMFAO and I'm glad that he isn't the only one who hasn't been asked this question. #lmfao
Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman
Cool sentence but mine is better "Babies eating dairy queen on the top of my pet cheddar cheese"
I said this to my friends at lunch, one of them laughed so hard that milk came out of her nose.
How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...
An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.
This one is really funny. It makes no sense and it's random which makes it funny.
Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...
Everyday a Orange licks a friendly pale skin burning down upon the.
Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.
With the headlights on? I'd approximate as many grains of salt it takes to change a lightbulb on a month of Sundays, although I cannot get an exact number because the tree did NOT fall in the woods.
My colleague basically ignored me so I asked him the question, needless to say I had his full attention and the reply "what did you just ask me? "
Here's a variation:
"If you're kayaking up a tree and the wheels fall off how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? "
"Purple, because snakes don't have elbows."
Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.
Now whenever I get tounge twisted or forget my words in front of a big crowd I can just say banana error. It'll certainly take all the attention off of the mistake.
I am going to yell this in class and everyone will be laughing and crying because it was so beautiful!
This sounds like something that I would just scream out in the middle of a busy shopping Centre
My favorite snack paper and cloth-Jolea
This is so true
How many pineapples can a pineapple, pineapple if a pineapple, pineapples a pineapples pineapple?
It can pineapple as many pineapples as a pineapple can pineapple if a pineapple can pineapple with a pineapple and pineapples
We thank you for thanking us for thanking you for participation in this test. The results say that thanking the results for the information they got, will get a result of a result that will say the same thing.
If you notice this notice you will also notice that noticing this notice will waste time because you're noticing this notice because it is highly noticeable.
That reminds me of one of the really weird signs, and it said 'Thanks for noticing this notice, your noticng has been noticed' or something.
I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!
You are a strong upper-teens kind of guy who was in a couple of new noble causex of deaths and marriages and a survivor of the timely manners and fashion. Good morning please let me know what you want from me.
"HAHA" Is it me or shouldn't this be a vine. "HAHA" I could imagine my friend saying this when she was into ponies.
Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.
Two things about the other comments:
-why were you reading it in a maths test?
-now your crayons can smell Gatorade
I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose
Oh no now its on your shirt cursed crayons haunt you with a sulfur stint.
Jeez, why do people always touch my balogna whales, I mean, they're mine for a reason!
They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.
Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.
Lol! One time I had a dream about a purple mushroom in my backyard when I was little.
There's actually a taco in my front garden screaming purple mushrooms. Love it
Well mine is the product saddam Hussein if he mated with mitt Romney... A magestic Barbie doll
My rationality can be considered a communist (psychologically).
You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.
Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.
I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )
Did he put 55 farts in his fro? Or did John legend wipe his ass with a California quarter in Roswell New Mexico while he binge watched cotton weed his favorite congressman?
Well I disagree as it is true that snakes don't have armpits of purple nipples. This is corroborated by source 'dint' which also states that we will all be dead species at the age of -2a. Thank you
And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.
Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.
The yard duties at our school forgot their whistles, so they told my friend group to whistle and round everyone up. We didn't know how to whistle so we just shouted "WHISTLE NOISE! "
This is a perfect way to just change a subject. It is a distraction saying this phrase and probably would engage your conversation to talking about distractions.
That is the only thing on this website that I've never seen before, this dude is original. All you other people are lame.
That is strange because James Hetfield climbed Mount Everest to place the peppers pig sock at Mount Fuji But he was distraced by the ghost of an alive man calling out - HEROIN, MARKETS!
A cheese grader came near my red 2nd layer of gluteus skin like a heat seeking missile of destruction.
Me and my friend were playing the whisper challenge and we laughed the whole time with these!
I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.
I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.
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Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!
I think it needs more time to get a different dressing and a different colour fur
Yeah people it's tree! Not three!
Oh, you said bee?
Oh dear those devil Weeds overthere!
Also the America joins the outer space and the bathtub
The Japan connects the Profit and the Sumo.
The Jamaica connects the dancehall and the fans
Next time I see my friend at school, I'm gonna walk up to her, bring a random conversation like, "Don't you like lamps and punching and the name Larry? " And then when she answers, I will answer with this hLarious joke! It's super funny!
The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.
Why Larry? Why couldn't it be Joe? Poor, poor, poor Larry. *sniffle sniffle* Sparkly lamp, you despicable monster!
Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?
You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing... disturbing.
I am your lettuce
Yeah, lucy, now how about the cookie?
Can I add rabbit meat to the salad?
Best one ever
That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away
Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?
What! What's wrong with ducks):
Hi, that goose over there!
I was having a random sentence texting fight with my bestie and I won thanks to this sentence
Awe? fictional eating eyes of a comic strip well splendid I guess.
What the heck?
I love this one