Top Ten Random Sentences

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1 I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19

I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!

hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this

I am so red I am bluer then a cow.

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2 I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN

Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this

This is from all that is above random 4

It is so funny

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3 Llamas eat sexy paper clips

Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman

BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon

How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...

Honestly this is amazingly random

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4 Banana error.

HAHA!
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "

Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.

Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =] - foxrocks

Lel u make good meme yes

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5 On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato

My favorite color of the alphabet is fries

I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Mine is pastronimy.

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6 Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow

Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...

An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.

What you don't know is the cow licks them back

What if the cow's mean?

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7 The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.

This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle

Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?

This was really funny and made me laugh out loud because it is so random!

Where do you get these lamps from?

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8 Look, a distraction!

Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!

My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004

This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk

Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.

Huh were!

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9 What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?

That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump

I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.

Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!

Weird.

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10 If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

None, because snakes don't have armpits.

Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.

Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.

To get to the moon, it would be 900 blue square shaped atoms - RaccoonCartoon

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The Newcomers

? "Allahu Akbar" said the walrus

This is offensive to Islamic people. You are so rude! Please be aware that other people have feelings too.

BOOM

The Contenders

11 My world is where everybody is a pony and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies

Yes...

That shall be my world!

This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!

The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?

Isn't this from the Horton Hears A Who movie? - RaccoonCartoon

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12 There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!

They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.

Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.

I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.

€Baby are u okay“ is the text I got back after saying this

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13 When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate

I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom

Lol Hilarious! I couldn't figure out how to put some random sentences in this site, so...

BUNNY CRANKERS!

CRUNCHY BANANAS!

A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.

Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.

Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?

okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):

there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.

Laugh out loud... This is my new motto!

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take those lemons back. Get mad! Then yell, "I don't want your damn lemons! " Demand to see life's manager. Then burn doen their house (with the lemons, of course).

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14 A Zebra licked a DVD

Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666

THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!

Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge

When's the sequel coming out? Oh, in just a century? I'll be waiting in the basement. - RaccoonCartoon

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15 Oh no, you're one of THEM!!!!

Oh no, am I really? Laugh out loud - AlphaOmega

You could use this on literally everything. It's amazing! Lol

I said this to my friend and she got really confused! - BlobfishLover4735

My neighbor think shes cool because she listens to hip-hop even though she looks like she is risen from the dead. ANYWAYS I yelled this at her and instead of being confused she smirked and goes I KNOW BOIII I'm so weirded out right now help me...

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16 Screw world peace, I want a pony

I just peed my pant

I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!

Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.

Um what about a unicorn, Oh I thought that we were talking about impossible things

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17 Cheese grader shaved my butt skin off

I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.

This is amazing I love this!

Help I'm dying I need an ambulance

So random

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18 My nose is a communist.

You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.

It's a vaginal penis

Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.

I just panted my pee. - RaccoonCartoon

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19 Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast

I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )

Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium

And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.

LOL

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20 A hotdog on a bridge

What if it walked through the side of the bridge and fell into water where it got eaten by fish

This is unbelievably awesome.

I do not see how this is totally awesome. It could happen. Like, what if someone left their uneaten hotdog on the bridge? Not funny, and DEFINITELY not awesome.

And then a cupcake came and shot him with a dog gun - RaccoonCartoon

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