Top Ten Random Sentences

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1 I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19

I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!

hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this

I use this on the whisper challenge with my friends and it took so long

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2 I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN

Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this

This is from all that is above random 4

It true. Now I'm going to be terrified of ever eating or stepping on cereal - SirSheep

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3 Llamas eat sexy paper clips

Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman

BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon

How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...

My friend couldn’t get it lol she said Suzy likes barbecued banana biscuits.

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4 On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato

I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

My favorite color of the alphabet is fries

Probably flowerpot

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5 Banana error.

HAHA!
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "

Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.

Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =] - foxrocks

Ok then

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6 Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow

Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...

An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.

What you don't know is the cow licks them back

I can't look at grapes the same anymore.

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7 The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.

This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle

Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?

The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.

haha - EnFu3

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8 If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

None, because snakes don't have armpits.

Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.

Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.

I think it will take 6 large fries and a big mac with guacamole

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9 What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?

That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump

I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.

Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!

I think it’s piano because the sweater with fog on screamed at 2AM that Richie Sambora was his anime and that pigs ate the cloth with smoke inside. - DaringXx

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10 My world is where everybody is a pony and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies

Yes...

That shall be my world!

This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!

The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?

Wow. 🤨 Makes complete sense. - Camaro6

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The Contenders

11 Look, a distraction!

Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!

My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004

This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk

Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.

Savage - The_gEEK_GamEr9

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12 There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!

They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.

Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.

I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.

Ohh! Cool! - lionsforlife

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13 When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate

I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom

Lol Hilarious! I couldn't figure out how to put some random sentences in this site, so...

BUNNY CRANKERS!

CRUNCHY BANANAS!

A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.

Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.

Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?

okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):

there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.

Laugh out loud... This is my new motto!

Perfect way to tell someone their sour.

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14 A Zebra licked a DVD

Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666

THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!

Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge

That’s untrue because gummy cereal and crunchy soup really testifies Satan’s ponies. - DaringXx

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15 Cheese grader shaved my butt skin off

I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.

This is amazing I love this!

A cheese grader came near my red 2nd layer of gluteus skin like a heat seeking missile of destruction. - htoutlaws2012

That is strange because James Hetfield climbed Mount Everest to place the peppers pig sock at Mount Fuji But he was distraced by the ghost of an alive man calling out - HEROIN, MARKETS! - DaringXx

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16 Oh no, you're one of THEM!!!!

Oh no, am I really? Laugh out loud - AlphaOmega

I am a small boy who works on a farm who is making you read this fake untrue story about a boy who is actually not a farmer who is distracting you form looking at the other items in this list. - MaxAurelius

I said this to my friend and she got really confused! - BlobfishLover4735

How did you guess... - Camaro6

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17 Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast

I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )

Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium

And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.

Share your opinion...

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18 My nose is a communist.

You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.

It's a vaginal penis

Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.

My fingers are Obama’s straws - DaringXx

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19 A hotdog on a bridge

What if it walked through the side of the bridge and fell into water where it got eaten by fish

This is unbelievably awesome.

I do not see how this is totally awesome. It could happen. Like, what if someone left their uneaten hotdog on the bridge? Not funny, and DEFINITELY not awesome.

Horse radish on a train - DaringXx

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20 Screw world peace, I want a pony

I just peed my pant

I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!

Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.

U mad me pe pant - DaringXx

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21 Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue

I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose

Oh no now its on your shirt cursed crayons haunt you with a sulfur stint. - htoutlaws2012

Okay, can your crayons smell dry glue? - TeamRocket747

Don't TOUCH THE GOAT OF ARMASTICE, AMERICA MIGHT SEND MICK JAGGER ON HIS SECRET FISHY MISHY - DaringXx

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22 My favorite color in the alphabet dictionary is a triangular obi-wan-kanobi who likes the color square on a scale of nutella to 16 1/4, plus 2 yodas.

A mixture of star wars and complete nonsense

My favorite color of the alphabet dictionary is 9, because I enjoy the smell of strawberries, about 73

I like the colour square because Barney likes potatoes on his eyes.

hot

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23 Thank you for noticing this list, your noticing has been noticed

I do like this, I really do.

We thank you for thanking us for thanking you for participation in this test. The results say that thanking the results for the information they got, will get a result of a result that will say the same thing.

If you notice this notice you will also notice that noticing this notice will waste time because you're noticing this notice because it is highly noticeable.

And I noticed that you noticed that I noticed this list - Randomator

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24 3 homophobic gay guys walked in church and yelled "rub my tummy"!

One question: WHY!?

That's so disturbingly funny. - Powerfulgirl10

That is stupid and rude and disturbing not funny dude

But gelatine states that Keith moon cried when corn flakes were put in the opbox in cereal but then the werewolf said it was true so they hated George because he was a member of the family they loved - DaringXx

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25 A fuzzy snake ate the clouds

Awesome! But the snake is actually a whale with greenish red ears.

A Cobra gave me a death stare face to face. - htoutlaws2012

So THAT'S why I couldn't see them anymore!

amazing

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26 "Buy some soap! It's clean!" the cat on the TV said.

Well be careful of the water, it's wet

Soap is clean everyone stop the presses lol

I like chickens! - lionsforlife

Buy my hairspray! It’s great on skin! - DaringXx

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27 I mean, Tree!

Yeah people it's tree! Not three! - lionsforlife

Oh, you said bee? - TeamRocket747

Oh dear those devil Weeds overthere! - htoutlaws2012

Like, SKY!

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28 A demonic starbucks napkin stole my goldfish crackers

Hilarious, poor goldfish crackers

Look out! the cat-grapes are attacking!

29 The China connects the Furby and the toilet

The Japan connects the Profit and the Sumo. - htoutlaws2012

Well then - TeamRocket747

OOhh interesting! - lionsforlife

The Jamaica connects the dancehall and the fans
- TheDuttyGyal

30 Hi, that duck over there!

Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?

That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away

What! What's wrong with ducks):

Hi, that goose over there! - htoutlaws2012

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31 A blonde pony ate a shiny shoe and then punched dale

Guys, don't laugh! It's not funny. Dale got killed! - TeamRocket747

Oh no Dale! He fell off a potato on steroids! - Powerfulgirl10

Well Dale must be stale then! - lionsforlife

So I imagined a golden pony ate ashoe then randomly punched a retarded person

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32 Gurklebob is eating eyes with Schadenfreude

What the heck? - TeamRocket747

I love this one

I was having a random sentence texting fight with my bestie and I won thanks to this sentence

Awe? fictional eating eyes of a comic strip well splendid I guess. - htoutlaws2012

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33 Bobby Brown yawned in Hitlers face during a meeting, that's why he was yelling in his bunker.
34 A cherry is also a red bullfrog!

Everything I have been told is a lie

I like bullfrogs...

A Sour apple is also a Green bullfrog! - htoutlaws2012

And a white grape is a green one! - DaringXx

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35 The cheese grater is in the way!

I think that the cheese grater should not be there then

No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete

Move the grater outta the way! - htoutlaws2012

KIck it then! - TeamRocket747

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36 Cloth is yum like paper
37 Imagination tickles your bed

This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!

Yeah go in there touch your inner self with laughter... and you love it. - htoutlaws2012

*imagines and tickles bed*
Bed: *insert cringy laughing here* - TeamRocket747

38 Don't tell anybody, but I'm dead.

That is so funny but like true

Laugh out loud so funny! I saw this and you laughed because think of someone being dead and then they suddenly wake up and go "shh don't tell anyone but I'm dead! :

Don't tell my mom because she's a purple pineapple and she killed a butterfly! She hates dead things.

LOL

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39 A firework fell in love with my giant lava lamp then barfed on my deluxe mop!

Still a better love story than twilight

A cannon falls for with my explosive sounds at night then vomits itself on a pile of green healthy slick grass. - htoutlaws2012

I've got lava coming out of my ass! Xxx

NO NOT THE MOP!

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40 The cake is not a lie for some reason

Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.

Well, it was made on accident, so it is a lie to this world. - TeamRocket747

It was the pie all along blasphemy! - htoutlaws2012

Portal referance? YAAY! Next thing might be a Beatles referance! 😉

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41 Why are there so many metalheads on TheTopTens?

Good question, but I'm one too. - InsanityJoe

There all outta sites to escape from public insanity. - htoutlaws2012

Metal Up Your Ass!

Because this is a quite peaceful place to kick butt and cheaw bubblegum. I ran out of butt and bubblegum is illigal on this planet. - XXHelenaXX

42 Friendly insects eat pink pineapples, while looking at your mum

Unfriendly insects eat yellow blood, while looking at you

Sticks and magnets...

Friendly insects looking at your mum? Laugh out loud - Thanks budies!

Oh look a fly starring all wonkey eyed ready to make its escape while trying to eat crud off the carpet floor. - htoutlaws2012

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43 Knock knock Who is there A potato eating a hash brown

Knock knock whose there? A living baked potato coming to skin you're hostage potato unpeeled sacks. - htoutlaws2012

Potatoes really like Hash Browns then. - TeamRocket747

That is cannibalism because Peter said so - DaringXx

The potato is a cannibal because hashbrowns have potato in them 🤮

44 Wanna help me steal a giraffe?

Tots saying this when I get back to school

I've literally said this before, but with a kangaroo instead

Wanna help kidnap the zoo animals? - htoutlaws2012

No, but I will help steal a snake to kill someone I know...

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45 My Apple looks like a blue unicorn with 234534 little magical doughnuts that got eaten by a highly trained military llama.

In my world an apple also is a blue pony but has 234535 little magical donuts that got eaten by a highly trained llama

Laugh out loud so true!

Private 234534 llama step forth front and center! - htoutlaws2012

Well that is one strange apple. - TeamRocket747

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46 House fires are cold.

Wild fires are over the inferno limit. - htoutlaws2012

Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747

Well duh

Snow burns :( - DaringXx

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47 A flaming marshmallow dumpster is filled with fluffy llama dung.

Is it a dumpster made of marshmallow or a dumpster for marshmallows?

That sounds as delicious as a sparkle pony at a polka party! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Why would llama dung be fluffy?!?!?!

A s'mores trash bin is filled with coco lax. - htoutlaws2012

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48 Yo Darth Vader

I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Wanna hang out and get some tacos?

Yo Lord Vader! Your son approaches... bring him to me! - htoutlaws2012

I am actually your father

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49 No the radios married the avocados in season 4

No the antenna married the banana peel in season 69. - htoutlaws2012

Sweet music, sweet news. Happy anniversary

Well the child could be an avdio! - TeamRocket747

50 I said don't enter the rabbit hole. Now you have the salad.

Best one ever

You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing... disturbing.
I am your lettuce

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1. I mean, Tree!
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
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1. My nose is a communist.
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
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1. A baby goat is like a mushroom, I swear if you kill that duck I'm scared of toasters.
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3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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