Top Ten Random Sentences

dragon13304
Put in Random sentences that you made up. They don't have to make sense.

The Top Ten

1 I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19

I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!

hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this

I said that to someone and they said "What? "

V 241 Comments
2 I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN

Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this

This is from all that is above random 4

It true. Now I'm going to be terrified of ever eating or stepping on cereal - SirSheep

V 196 Comments
3 Llamas eat sexy paper clips

Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman

BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon

How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...

This is hilarious

V 90 Comments
4 On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato

I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

My favorite color of the alphabet is fries

Um I got it... Pasikle - The_gEEK_GamEr9

V 135 Comments
5 Banana error.

HAHA!
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "

Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.

Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =] - foxrocks

Ok then

V 60 Comments
6 Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow

Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...

An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.

What you don't know is the cow licks them back

I can't look at grapes the same anymore.

V 57 Comments
7 The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.

This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle

Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?

The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.

Poor Larry - Camaro6

V 58 Comments
8 If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

None, because snakes don't have armpits.

Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.

Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.

Hold it. If we're talking about the meaning of life multiplied by Saturn, and P (Pancakes) = 7, then there are 6 sets of pancakes. Also, if you look up 6, the first video that comes up is DHMIS. If we translated these letters into numbers, it would be 4, 8, 13, 9, 19; or 4,813,919. Also, if we divided that number by the secret number of the playground eggs (thumbs up to whoever knew about those), which is about 0.37, we'd get (rounded) about 13,141,413, which if translated into letters, spells "MOONS". And how many moons does Saturn have? 62. Therefore, the formula is:
PancakesToTheMoon = (TheMeaningOfLife(42) divided by Pancakes(7)) multiplied by the NumberOfTheWordOfThePancakeSet(4813919) divided by TheMoonsOfThePlanet(62), or...
*Drumroll Noise*
About 465,863 Pancakes to the Moon!

V 115 Comments
9 Look, a distraction!

Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!

My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004

This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk

Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.

Savage - The_gEEK_GamEr9

V 84 Comments
10 What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?

That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump

I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.

Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!

Very funny

V 45 Comments

The Newcomers

? Knock knock. What? Knock knock. Now you say who's there.

Backyardigans high tea. - Ilovestephanie

The Contenders

11 My world is where everybody is a pony and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies

Yes...

That shall be my world!

This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!

The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?

Wow. 🤨 Makes complete sense. - Camaro6

V 50 Comments
12 There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!

They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.

Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.

I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.

Ohh! Cool! - lionsforlife

V 31 Comments
13 When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate

I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom

Lol Hilarious! I couldn't figure out how to put some random sentences in this site, so...

BUNNY CRANKERS!

CRUNCHY BANANAS!

A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.

Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.

Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?

okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):

there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.

Laugh out loud... This is my new motto!

That’s what I do! - Camaro6

V 65 Comments
14 A Zebra licked a DVD

Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666

THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!

Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge

Did it get sick after that? - GrammarNazi

V 15 Comments
15 Oh no, you're one of THEM!!!!

Oh no, am I really? Laugh out loud - AlphaOmega

I am a small boy who works on a farm who is making you read this fake untrue story about a boy who is actually not a farmer who is distracting you form looking at the other items in this list. - MaxAurelius

I said this to my friend and she got really confused! - BlobfishLover4735

How did you guess... - Camaro6

V 28 Comments
16 Cheese grader shaved my butt skin off

I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.

This is amazing I love this!

A cheese grader came near my red 2nd layer of gluteus skin like a heat seeking missile of destruction. - htoutlaws2012

It’s amazing how cheese can shave your butt

V 23 Comments
17 Screw world peace, I want a pony

I just peed my pant

I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!

Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.

ha

V 75 Comments
18 Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast

I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )

Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium

And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.

*gorilla - GrammarNazi

V 25 Comments
19 My nose is a communist.

You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.

It's a vaginal penis

Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.

You mean our nose, comrade.

V 24 Comments
20 A hotdog on a bridge

What if it walked through the side of the bridge and fell into water where it got eaten by fish

This is unbelievably awesome.

I do not see how this is totally awesome. It could happen. Like, what if someone left their uneaten hotdog on the bridge? Not funny, and DEFINITELY not awesome.

Oh look at that Hamburger on the golden Gate bridge! - htoutlaws2012

V 19 Comments
21 My favorite color in the alphabet dictionary is a triangular obi-wan-kanobi who likes the color square on a scale of nutella to 16 1/4, plus 2 yodas.

A mixture of star wars and complete nonsense

My favorite color of the alphabet dictionary is 9, because I enjoy the smell of strawberries, about 73

I like the colour square because Barney likes potatoes on his eyes.

hot

V 27 Comments
22 Thank you for noticing this list, your noticing has been noticed

I do like this, I really do.

We thank you for thanking us for thanking you for participation in this test. The results say that thanking the results for the information they got, will get a result of a result that will say the same thing.

If you notice this notice you will also notice that noticing this notice will waste time because you're noticing this notice because it is highly noticeable.

And I noticed that you noticed that I noticed this list - Randomator

V 13 Comments
23 3 homophobic gay guys walked in church and yelled "rub my tummy"!

One question: WHY!?

That's so disturbingly funny. - Powerfulgirl10

That is stupid and rude and disturbing not funny dude

Then there's a church goer shout outs ''SINNER! '' ''The power of Christ compels you! '' - htoutlaws2012

V 4 Comments
24 A fuzzy snake ate the clouds

A Cobra gave me a death stare face to face. - htoutlaws2012

So THAT'S why I couldn't see them anymore!

Awesome! But the snake is actually a whale with greenish red ears.

amazing

V 9 Comments
25 "Buy some soap! It's clean!" the cat on the TV said.

Well be careful of the water, it's wet

Soap is clean everyone stop the presses lol

I don't trust the cat putting his dirty paws on it - TeamRocket747

I like chickens! - lionsforlife

V 2 Comments
26 A blonde pony ate a shiny shoe and then punched dale

Guys, don't laugh! It's not funny. Dale got killed! - TeamRocket747

Oh no Dale! He fell off a potato on steroids! - Powerfulgirl10

Well Dale must be stale then! - lionsforlife

Dale got kiled that's kinda creepy and your giving me nightmares - - -

V 5 Comments
27 I mean, Tree!

Yeah people it's tree! Not three! - lionsforlife

Oh, you said bee? - TeamRocket747

Oh dear those devil Weeds overthere! - htoutlaws2012

Like, SKY!

V 4 Comments
28 The China connects the Furby and the toilet

The Japan connects the Profit and the Sumo. - htoutlaws2012

Well then - TeamRocket747

OOhh interesting! - lionsforlife

29 Hi, that duck over there!

Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?

That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away

What! What's wrong with ducks):

Hi, that goose over there! - htoutlaws2012

V 3 Comments
30 Gurklebob is eating eyes with Schadenfreude

What the heck? - TeamRocket747

I love this one

I was having a random sentence texting fight with my bestie and I won thanks to this sentence

Awe? fictional eating eyes of a comic strip well splendid I guess. - htoutlaws2012

V 1 Comment
31 A cherry is also a red bullfrog!

I like bullfrogs...

Everything I have been told is a lie

That explains so much

A Sour apple is also a Green bullfrog! - htoutlaws2012

V 1 Comment
32 A firework fell in love with my giant lava lamp then barfed on my deluxe mop!

Still a better love story than twilight

A cannon falls for with my explosive sounds at night then vomits itself on a pile of green healthy slick grass. - htoutlaws2012

I've got lava coming out of my ass! Xxx

NO NOT THE MOP!

V 3 Comments
33 The cheese grater is in the way!

I think that the cheese grater should not be there then

No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete

Move the grater outta the way! - htoutlaws2012

KIck it then! - TeamRocket747

V 1 Comment
34 Imagination tickles your bed

This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!

Yeah go in there touch your inner self with laughter... and you love it. - htoutlaws2012

*imagines and tickles bed*
Bed: *insert cringy laughing here* - TeamRocket747

35 Don't tell anybody, but I'm dead.

That is so funny but like true

Laugh out loud so funny! I saw this and you laughed because think of someone being dead and then they suddenly wake up and go "shh don't tell anyone but I'm dead! :

Don't tell my mom because she's a purple pineapple and she killed a butterfly! She hates dead things.

LOL

V 12 Comments
36 My Apple looks like a blue unicorn with 234534 little magical doughnuts that got eaten by a highly trained military llama.

In my world an apple also is a blue pony but has 234535 little magical donuts that got eaten by a highly trained llama

Laugh out loud so true!

Private 234534 llama step forth front and center! - htoutlaws2012

Well that is one strange apple. - TeamRocket747

V 7 Comments
37 The cake is not a lie for some reason

Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.

Well, it was made on accident, so it is a lie to this world. - TeamRocket747

It was the pie all along blasphemy! - htoutlaws2012

Portal referance? YAAY! Next thing might be a Beatles referance! 😉

V 4 Comments
38 Why are there so many metalheads on TheTopTens?

Good question, but I'm one too. - InsanityJoe

There all outta sites to escape from public insanity. - htoutlaws2012

Metal Up Your Ass!

Because this is a quite peaceful place to kick butt and cheaw bubblegum. I ran out of butt and bubblegum is illigal on this planet. - XXHelenaXX

39 Friendly insects eat pink pineapples, while looking at your mum

Unfriendly insects eat yellow blood, while looking at you

Sticks and magnets...

Friendly insects looking at your mum? Laugh out loud - Thanks budies!

Oh look a fly starring all wonkey eyed ready to make its escape while trying to eat crud off the carpet floor. - htoutlaws2012

V 7 Comments
40 Knock knock Who is there A potato eating a hash brown

Knock knock whose there? A living baked potato coming to skin you're hostage potato unpeeled sacks. - htoutlaws2012

Potatoes really like Hash Browns then. - TeamRocket747

The potato is a cannibal because hashbrowns have potato in them 🤮

41 Wanna help me steal a giraffe?

Tots saying this when I get back to school

Wanna help kidnap the zoo animals? - htoutlaws2012

Sure, just let me get my DVD player and a policeman.

I've literally said this before, but with a kangaroo instead

V 12 Comments
42 House fires are cold.

Wild fires are over the inferno limit. - htoutlaws2012

Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747

Well duh

Snow is hot - Pieclone

V 4 Comments
43 A flaming marshmallow dumpster is filled with fluffy llama dung.

Is it a dumpster made of marshmallow or a dumpster for marshmallows?

That sounds as delicious as a sparkle pony at a polka party! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Why would llama dung be fluffy?!?!?!

A s'mores trash bin is filled with coco lax. - htoutlaws2012

V 3 Comments
44 Yo Darth Vader

I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Wanna hang out and get some tacos?

Yo Lord Vader! Your son approaches... bring him to me! - htoutlaws2012

I am actually your father

V 3 Comments
45 No the radios married the avocados in season 4

No the antenna married the banana peel in season 69. - htoutlaws2012

Sweet music, sweet news. Happy anniversary

Well the child could be an avdio! - TeamRocket747

46 No sheep is quite as crooked as a bed

I believe that the government should sack obama.

If this is a minecrap reference, I'm going to the next page - TeamRocket747

I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs

''Wait what! I'm not crooked sir! '' - htoutlaws2012

47 Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue

I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose

Oh no now its on your shirt cursed crayons haunt you with a sulfur stint. - htoutlaws2012

I'm laughing so hard glitter came out my nose! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Okay, can your crayons smell dry glue? - TeamRocket747

V 5 Comments
48 Marry Poppins killed a shopping trolley.

Whoa, that is so cool. Laugh out loud I love IT IT is awesome peace out bro.

I can make a better one: I don't care about trolls who are second place in sexing up licorice who are also cheating on the trolls with Drake who now eats blue berries so much, they're red.

She probably did this after she had an overdose on drugs, whilst on a sugar rush and then started whizzing around like a mad woman with a flying umbrella

NOOO MY SHOPPING TROLLEY

V 21 Comments
49 Isn't that against the rules? Screw the rules I have green hair!

Courtney and Duncan, anyone? - Wolftail

I broke a rule once, I grabbed the school hand book and ripped it up.

Dang it! I can't have green hair?! - Powerfulgirl10

TD reference detected - htoutlaws2012

V 9 Comments
50 Hiya Gramama

How's that arthritis?

Well very random - TeamRocket747

Random lol

Hiya Dellala! - htoutlaws2012

PSearch List

Related Lists

Top 10 Most Random Sentences to Finish the Phrase "What I Did Today Was..." Top Ten Most Random Proper Sentences Most Random Sentences to Say to a Stranger Top Ten Most Random Sentences to Shout When You Are About to Get Killed by a Serial Killer Best Songs on Trivium's the Sin and the Sentence

List StatsUpdated Oct 17, 2018

13,000 votes
744 listings
9 years, 183 days old

Top Remixes (26)

1. I mean, Tree!
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
SkylandersFan
1. My nose is a communist.
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
dmanneary
1. A baby goat is like a mushroom, I swear if you kill that duck I'm scared of toasters.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
BesWorland

WRemix
View All 26

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.
P