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blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19
I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!
hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this
That is the most lovely thing I've heard all year... I'm about to cry out of happiness.258 Comments
Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN
Already making a joke:
What do ya call a person who eats cereal? A cereal killer - TheAwesomeDude54
I didn't write this down, but I came up with it about a month ago
WoW.. - Sofiaaaaaa206 Comments
The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato
What the heck? First, you're starting off asking them to rank something on scale from 1 through 10, then you're asking them their favorite of something, which those two tings don't go together, because the answer of what your favorite is of something requires you answering by saying something in that category, not ranking something from 1 through 10, then to top it off, the thing you are asking them their favorite of color of the alphabet, are two categories that do't fit together, it's either "what's your favorite letter of the alphabet" or "what's your favorite color of the rainbow". So yeah, this got my vote. - scienceLover10
My favorite colour of the alphabet is Green and I rate it a 8 out of 10
This joke made me chuckle my Autistic banana named Fred164 Comments
Makemake goes to japan but before that it goes out to eat with Mercury and Ceres is for dinner. Pluto gets mad at his dad for not being his dad - TheAwesomeDude54
Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...
An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.58 Comments
Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman
BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon
How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...
Is that homosexual, heterosexual, or whatsexual?98 Comments
One question and one question only... WHY
My goldfish crackers stole my demonic Starbucks napkin - IT STILL WORKS
Look out! the cat-grapes are attacking!
Hilarious, poor goldfish crackers1 Comment
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "
yes me too
Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.
Ba-na-na er-ror! - Firemist58 Comments
Class, what was 1 + 1? The answer is the AMAZING RALPH!
Don't smell my desk. It can make jam.
Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace - JTaylor910 Comments
I have 15 of those in my backyard
They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.
Wendy berry dookie fries - JTaylor932 Comments
None, because snakes don't have armpits.
There are more than 2 pancakes in the world so that means that people can't comprehend the longest book in the world at once SO it must be at least the width of a red elephant that eats drunk apples for breakfast - bukoky
Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.121 Comments
You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.
If a quack is salty then my nose must enjoy wondering down a long path of meow meow me me big boy shoelaces
You mean our nose, comrade.
It's a vaginal penis26 Comments
My cat ate a silver shoe that was stuck to the red car in the purple tree. - Firemist
What the damn. - RW700
MY MUM DID THIS TOO
I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )30 Comments
Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!
My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004
Hilarious. I'm going to test this on my friend.
THis is funny88 Comments
Lol I guess your butt is nude x2..?
That is strange because James Hetfield climbed Mount Everest to place the peppers pig sock at Mount Fuji But he was distraced by the ghost of an alive man calling out - HEROIN, MARKETS! - DaringXx
I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.
This is amazing I love this!26 Comments
Yeah people it's tree! Not three! - lionsforlife
Oh dear those devil Weeds overthere! - htoutlaws2012
Oh, you said bee? - TeamRocket747
Like, SKY!4 Comments
The Jamaica connects the dancehall and the fans
The Japan connects the Profit and the Sumo. - htoutlaws2012
Well then - TeamRocket7471 Comment
Also do i
That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump
Someone needs to draw this. I would not be surprised if some one all ready did.
its funny47 Comments
This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle
Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?
R.I.P. Larry Though. Press F to pay respect for the green lake of wisdom.
The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.58 Comments
Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?
Hi, that goose over there! - htoutlaws2012
That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away
What! What's wrong with ducks):3 Comments
I was having a random sentence texting fight with my bestie and I won thanks to this sentence
What the heck? - TeamRocket747
Awe? fictional eating eyes of a comic strip well splendid I guess. - htoutlaws2012
I love this one1 Comment
Delicious - Mocchiko
This is so true
Oh, grate. - A_Dying_Parrot
I think that the cheese grater should not be there then
No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete
Move the grater outta the way! - htoutlaws20122 Comments
That cheese is mine
Hehehh but sometimes the bed tickles me instead
Yeah go in there touch your inner self with laughter... and you love it. - htoutlaws2012
This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!1 Comment
I do like this, I really do.
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What is your problem aliens like Jesus please die ;-;
Mina be like
To repopulate their planet
I'm confused there were only two mistakes but, the third mistakes was there was only two mistakes
Love this riddle
Mistake #1 is that item was spelled like itim
Mistake #2 is that three was spelled like threee
Mistake #3 is that there were only two mistakes
Thread your teeth with a tongue - JTaylor9
Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.
Well, it was made on accident, so it is a lie to this world. - TeamRocket747
It was the pie all along blasphemy! - htoutlaws20125 Comments
This is how you solve all your life problems.
I have a better one, When life gives you lemon make lemon juice and let them wonder how you did it!
Chuck them at people you hate, then pick them up, cut them in half and squeeze the lemon juice into your enemies eyes
I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom75 Comments
I Have a random sentence of my own FREEZING PEPPERS ATE BUTTERFLIES CHOCOLATE ATE A CHOCOLATE BUS
That is cannibalism because Peter said so - DaringXx
Knock knock whose there? A living baked potato coming to skin you're hostage potato unpeeled sacks. - htoutlaws2012
Potatoes really like Hash Browns then. - TeamRocket7471 Comment
Metal Up Your Ass!
Good question, but I'm one too. - InsanityJoe
There all outta sites to escape from public insanity. - htoutlaws2012
Because this is a quite peaceful place to kick butt and cheaw bubblegum. I ran out of butt and bubblegum is illigal on this planet. - XXHelenaXX
I need to ask someone about that... - PokeFallsMagica
What does that make you think of?
Sweet Sugar tastes like white blood cells. - htoutlaws2012
Evil blood tastes like lemons. (Answering to the last comment) =^v^=
I don't think that flowers come in green - Mocchiko
Only when the cars are eating big macs on Friday 13th. =^v^=
I just peed my pant
Chinese government has been a long time since we are - JTaylor9
I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!
U mad me pe pant - DaringXx74 Comments
Snow is hot - Pieclone
Wild fires are over the inferno limit. - htoutlaws2012
Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747
Well duh4 Comments
Coppercab is darth vader
Yo Lord Vader! Your son approaches... bring him to me! - htoutlaws2012
I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
I am actually your father4 Comments
Can I add rabbit meat to the salad?
Best one ever
You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing... disturbing.
I am your lettuce
Sweet music, sweet news. Happy anniversary
No the antenna married the banana peel in season 69. - htoutlaws2012
Well the child could be an avdio! - TeamRocket747
That shall be my world!
This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!
The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?
Isn't this off of that one movie called " Horton Hears a Who"?50 Comments
I believe that the government should sack obama.
If this is a minecrap reference, I'm going to the next page - TeamRocket747
I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs
''Wait what! I'm not crooked sir! '' - htoutlaws2012
Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666
Did it get sick after that? - GrammarNazi
THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!
Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge16 Comments
How's that arthritis?
Well very random - TeamRocket747
Hiya Dellala! - htoutlaws2012
No but will you keep an eye out for those scrambled bananas that are licking every other camel toe they see
I love this so much!
I see pineapples in bathrobes all the time
Did you notice that pineapples have one leg, and arm? - htoutlaws20129 Comments
Honey, why are people stealing my bacon! Furthermore don't need to be shaking Harlem shakes moves all over New York City. - htoutlaws2012
Ewww noo - TeamRocket747
I read this in 5 seconds with as fast as I can go
You forgot about those blue waffles
Miss Jackson, how's Percy!?2 Comments
That is how the ''testis'' got removed from the hospital room. - htoutlaws2012
Nice story! - TeamRocket747
It is very funny because carlos said it.
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Top Remixes (30)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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