Top Ten Random Sentences

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1 I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19

I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!

hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this

When life gives you lemons, make toast.

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2 I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN

Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this

This is from all that is above random 4

Cheesy joke

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3 Llamas eat sexy paper clips

Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman

BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon

How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...

Um well ortefns I'm dying help me

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4 Banana error.

HAHA!
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "

Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.

Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =] - foxrocks

A passionate evening is belief in the interrelatedness of all things.

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5 Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow

Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...

An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.

What you don't know is the cow licks them back

I hope you're happy, you ruined grapes for me.

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6 On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato

My favorite color of the alphabet is fries

I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

It's funny and random

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7 The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.

This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle

Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?

This was really funny and made me laugh out loud because it is so random!

Hey my name is larry!

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8 Look, a distraction!

Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!

My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004

This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk

Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.

i looked

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9 Screw world peace, I want a pony

I just peed my pant

I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!

Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.

That the truth

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10 What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?

That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump

I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.

Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!

This is so funny!

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The Newcomers

? This is worst than being slapped on the face by a grumpy old fridge!
? The tree smacked the fish across the rainbow.

What the what LOL!

LOL THIS IS THE BEST

The Contenders

11 My world is where everybody is a pony and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies

The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?

This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!

Isn't this off of that one movie called " Horton Hears a Who"?

Go subscribe to Dancing Dekle on youtube that channel is seriously the best Youtuber ever

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12 If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

None, because snakes don't have armpits.

Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.

Pancakes take exactly one lightyear to crack an egg, so why is there a blue one?

This works so well

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13 There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!

Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.

I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.

Chica ate a sexy purple llama who ate a coleslaw pineapple last Wednesday; now Chica has to dance on a hot dog goat to get better

I said that to my friends and this is what they said. U got a potato error girl

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14 Oh no, you're one of THEM!!!!

You could use this on literally everything. It's amazing! Lol

Oh no, am I really? Laugh out loud - AlphaOmega

You could say this to almost anything during any conversation with anyone I love it!

LOL

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15 When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate

I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom

Laugh out loud... This is my new motto!

Lol Hilarious! I couldn't figure out how to put some random sentences in this site, so...

BUNNY CRANKERS!

CRUNCHY BANANAS!

A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.

Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.

Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?

okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):

there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.

When Life Gives You Lemons Throw Them In The Trash -Ssundee, 2016 - BookN3rd

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16 A Zebra licked a DVD

Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666

THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!

Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge

That makes sennse because today I smelled green and tasted singing.

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17 My nose is a communist.

You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.

It's a vaginal penis

Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.

POTATO ERROR!

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18 A hotdog on a bridge

This is unbelievably awesome.

What if it walked through the side of the bridge and fell into water where it got eaten by fish

If the bridge was brown and the hot dog was brown then basically they are related. This is funny.

That sooo makes since because today I felt purple and heard potatoes!

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19 Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast

I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )

Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium

And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.

Ow that sentance hurts mai brain. There's a potato error in it.

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20 Marry Poppins killed a shopping trolley.

Whoa, that is so cool. Laugh out loud I love IT IT is awesome peace out bro.

I can make a better one: I don't care about trolls who are second place in sexing up licorice who are also cheating on the trolls with Drake who now eats blue berries so much, they're red.

I approve of this message

Poor trolly... - Emberflight_of_StormClan

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