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blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19
I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!
hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this
I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai...V 215 Comments
Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN
Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this
This is from all that is above random 4
Best pun ever 10/10V 177 Comments
Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman
BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon
How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...
This is sooo funny I'm trying to tell it to my sister I can't because I'm stuck here laughingV 87 Comments
The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato
My favorite color of the alphabet is fries
I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Laughed out loud in class good jobV 115 Comments
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "
Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.
Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =] - foxrocks
LOL - TeamRocket747V 49 Comments
Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...
An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.
What you don't know is the cow licks them back
Grapes do not have mouths. - StevenUniverseIsAwesomeV 53 Comments
This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle
Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?
The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.
don't evenV 47 Comments
None, because snakes don't have armpits.
Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.
Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.
None, because the egg of my yolk is in the middle. - Hermione_Granger220V 96 Comments
Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!
My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004
This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk
Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.
AwesomeV 72 Comments
That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump
I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.
Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!
His name is eddieV 39 Comments
I can't understand why. - Britgirl
That shall be my world!
This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!
The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?
It's super funnyV 45 Comments
They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.
Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.
I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.
Lol! One time I had a dream about a purple mushroom in my backyard when I was little. - Hermione_Granger220V 28 Comments
I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom
Lol Hilarious! I couldn't figure out how to put some random sentences in this site, so...
A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.
Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.
Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?
okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):
there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.
Laugh out loud... This is my new motto!
Make sure they're combustible lemonsV 58 Comments
Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666
THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!
Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge
Well then baby zebras look like DVD's. - TeamRocket747V 12 Comments
Oh no, am I really? Laugh out loud - AlphaOmega
You could use this on literally everything. It's amazing! Lol
I said this to my friend and she got really confused! - BlobfishLover4735
Indeed I am - GametheorysucksV 21 Comments
I just peed my pant
I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!
Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.
I know rightV 69 Comments
I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.
This is amazing I love this!
Help I'm dying I need an ambulance
Ones I had a dog that diesV 14 Comments
I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )
Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium
And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.
Well Metallica - TeamRocket747V 21 Comments
You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.
It's a vaginal penis
Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.
lol - TeamRocket747V 21 Comments
What if it walked through the side of the bridge and fell into water where it got eaten by fish
This is unbelievably awesome.
I do not see how this is totally awesome. It could happen. Like, what if someone left their uneaten hotdog on the bridge? Not funny, and DEFINITELY not awesome.
And then a crowd of Beliebers stepped on the hotdog - TeamRocket747V 19 Comments
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Top Remixes (24)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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