Top Ten Random Sentences

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1 I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19

I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!

hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this

That is the most lovely thing I've heard all year... I'm about to cry out of happiness.

2 I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN

Already making a joke:
What do ya call a person who eats cereal? A cereal killer - TheAwesomeDude54

I didn't write this down, but I came up with it about a month ago

WoW.. - Sofiaaaaaa

3 On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato

What the heck? First, you're starting off asking them to rank something on scale from 1 through 10, then you're asking them their favorite of something, which those two tings don't go together, because the answer of what your favorite is of something requires you answering by saying something in that category, not ranking something from 1 through 10, then to top it off, the thing you are asking them their favorite of color of the alphabet, are two categories that do't fit together, it's either "what's your favorite letter of the alphabet" or "what's your favorite color of the rainbow". So yeah, this got my vote. - scienceLover10

My favorite colour of the alphabet is Green and I rate it a 8 out of 10

This joke made me chuckle my Autistic banana named Fred

4 Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow


Makemake goes to japan but before that it goes out to eat with Mercury and Ceres is for dinner. Pluto gets mad at his dad for not being his dad - TheAwesomeDude54

Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...

An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.

5 Llamas eat sexy paper clips

Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman

BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon

How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...

Is that homosexual, heterosexual, or whatsexual?

6 A demonic starbucks napkin stole my goldfish crackers

One question and one question only... WHY

My goldfish crackers stole my demonic Starbucks napkin - IT STILL WORKS

Look out! the cat-grapes are attacking!

Hilarious, poor goldfish crackers

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7 Banana error.

I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "

yes me too

Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.

Ba-na-na er-ror! - Firemist

8 Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue

Class, what was 1 + 1? The answer is the AMAZING RALPH!


Don't smell my desk. It can make jam.

Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace - JTaylor9

9 There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!

I have 15 of those in my backyard

Shiny unicorn

They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.

Wendy berry dookie fries - JTaylor9

10 If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

None, because snakes don't have armpits.

There are more than 2 pancakes in the world so that means that people can't comprehend the longest book in the world at once SO it must be at least the width of a red elephant that eats drunk apples for breakfast - bukoky

Answer: red

Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.


The Newcomers

? Comu-chan invites me to their birthday, and Kumamon is coming!

The Contenders

11 My nose is a communist.

You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.

If a quack is salty then my nose must enjoy wondering down a long path of meow meow me me big boy shoelaces

You mean our nose, comrade.

It's a vaginal penis

12 Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast

My cat ate a silver shoe that was stuck to the red car in the purple tree. - Firemist

What the damn. - RW700


I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )

13 Look, a distraction!

Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!

My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004

Hilarious. I'm going to test this on my friend.

love it

THis is funny

14 Cheese grader shaved my butt skin off

Lol I guess your butt is nude x2..?

That is strange because James Hetfield climbed Mount Everest to place the peppers pig sock at Mount Fuji But he was distraced by the ghost of an alive man calling out - HEROIN, MARKETS! - DaringXx

I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.

This is amazing I love this!

15 I mean, Tree!

Yeah people it's tree! Not three! - lionsforlife

Oh dear those devil Weeds overthere! - htoutlaws2012

Oh, you said bee? - TeamRocket747

Like, SKY!

16 The China connects the Furby and the toilet

the heck

The Jamaica connects the dancehall and the fans
- TheDuttyGyal

The Japan connects the Profit and the Sumo. - htoutlaws2012

Well then - TeamRocket747

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17 I like bologna sandwiches

Also do i

18 What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?

That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump

Someone needs to draw this. I would not be surprised if some one all ready did.

Love it

its funny

19 The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.

This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle

Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?

R.I.P. Larry Though. Press F to pay respect for the green lake of wisdom.

The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.

20 Hi, that duck over there!

Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?

Hi, that goose over there! - htoutlaws2012

That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away

What! What's wrong with ducks):

21 Gurklebob is eating eyes with Schadenfreude

I was having a random sentence texting fight with my bestie and I won thanks to this sentence

What the heck? - TeamRocket747

Awe? fictional eating eyes of a comic strip well splendid I guess. - htoutlaws2012

I love this one

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22 Bobby Brown yawned in Hitlers face during a meeting, that's why he was yelling in his bunker.
23 Cloth is yum like paper

Delicious - Mocchiko

you betcha

This is so true

24 The cheese grater is in the way!

Oh, grate. - A_Dying_Parrot

I think that the cheese grater should not be there then

No you go around the cheese grater and then run into a polar bear with a machine gun strapped to a machete

Move the grater outta the way! - htoutlaws2012

25 Imagination tickles your bed

That cheese is mine

Hehehh but sometimes the bed tickles me instead

Yeah go in there touch your inner self with laughter... and you love it. - htoutlaws2012

This is HILARIOUS! I shared this with my friend and she couldn't stop laughing!

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I do like this, I really do.

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Isn't it thanks for noticing this notice, your notice has been noted, and is being reported to the authorities?

27 Aliens stole my sperm.

What is your problem aliens like Jesus please die ;-;

Mina be like

To repopulate their planet

28 This itim has threee mistakes.

I'm confused there were only two mistakes but, the third mistakes was there was only two mistakes

Love this riddle
Mistake #1 is that item was spelled like itim
Mistake #2 is that three was spelled like threee
Mistake #3 is that there were only two mistakes



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29 The cake is not a lie for some reason

Thread your teeth with a tongue - JTaylor9

Yeah, I never really understood how a cake can't be a lie.

Well, it was made on accident, so it is a lie to this world. - TeamRocket747

It was the pie all along blasphemy! - htoutlaws2012

30 When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate

This is how you solve all your life problems.

I have a better one, When life gives you lemon make lemon juice and let them wonder how you did it!

Chuck them at people you hate, then pick them up, cut them in half and squeeze the lemon juice into your enemies eyes

I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom

31 Knock knock Who is there A potato eating a hash brown


That is cannibalism because Peter said so - DaringXx

Knock knock whose there? A living baked potato coming to skin you're hostage potato unpeeled sacks. - htoutlaws2012

Potatoes really like Hash Browns then. - TeamRocket747

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32 Why are there so many metalheads on TheTopTens?

Metal Up Your Ass!

Good question, but I'm one too. - InsanityJoe

There all outta sites to escape from public insanity. - htoutlaws2012

Because this is a quite peaceful place to kick butt and cheaw bubblegum. I ran out of butt and bubblegum is illigal on this planet. - XXHelenaXX

33 Bitter sugar tastes like black blood

I need to ask someone about that... - PokeFallsMagica

What does that make you think of?

Sweet Sugar tastes like white blood cells. - htoutlaws2012

Evil blood tastes like lemons. (Answering to the last comment) =^v^=

34 My cat ate my homework.


35 Are confused flowers always so green when they poke toasted bunnies?

I don't think that flowers come in green - Mocchiko

Only when the cars are eating big macs on Friday 13th. =^v^=

36 Screw world peace, I want a pony

I just peed my pant

Chinese government has been a long time since we are - JTaylor9

I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!

U mad me pe pant - DaringXx

37 House fires are cold.

Snow is hot - Pieclone

Wild fires are over the inferno limit. - htoutlaws2012

Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747

Well duh

38 Yo Darth Vader

Coppercab is darth vader

Yo Lord Vader! Your son approaches... bring him to me! - htoutlaws2012

I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

I am actually your father

39 I said don't enter the rabbit hole. Now you have the salad.

Can I add rabbit meat to the salad?

Best one ever

You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing... disturbing.
I am your lettuce

40 No the radios married the avocados in season 4

Sweet music, sweet news. Happy anniversary

No the antenna married the banana peel in season 69. - htoutlaws2012

Well the child could be an avdio! - TeamRocket747

41 My world is where everybody is a pony and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies


That shall be my world!

This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!

The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?

Isn't this off of that one movie called " Horton Hears a Who"?

42 No sheep is quite as crooked as a bed

I believe that the government should sack obama.

If this is a minecrap reference, I'm going to the next page - TeamRocket747

I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs

''Wait what! I'm not crooked sir! '' - htoutlaws2012

43 A Zebra licked a DVD

Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666

Did it get sick after that? - GrammarNazi

THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!

Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge

44 Hiya Gramama

How's that arthritis?

Well very random - TeamRocket747

Random lol

Hiya Dellala! - htoutlaws2012

45 Did you ever notice that pineapples never wear bathrobes?

No but will you keep an eye out for those scrambled bananas that are licking every other camel toe they see

I love this so much!

I see pineapples in bathrobes all the time

Did you notice that pineapples have one leg, and arm? - htoutlaws2012

46 Honey, you stole the bacon! Now ima twerk at gorillas!

Honey, why are people stealing my bacon! Furthermore don't need to be shaking Harlem shakes moves all over New York City. - htoutlaws2012

Ewww noo - TeamRocket747

47 Oh, Miss Jackson gave me a chicken rice stew with a side of popcorn slices and how many chicken pot pie corn Bread chocolate bar on Starbucks with a side of chocolate candy and an egg and cheese salad with a slice of Angel food cake for ghosts.

I read this in 5 seconds with as fast as I can go

You forgot about those blue waffles


Miss Jackson, how's Percy!?

48 I’m bored.
49 That is why udders bite Orange juice

That is how the ''testis'' got removed from the hospital room. - htoutlaws2012

Nice story! - TeamRocket747

50 I'm dancing with the Smurfs!

It is very funny because carlos said it.

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