Top Ten Random Sentences

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The Top Ten

I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

blue is greener than purple for sure

I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!

hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this

That is the most lovely thing I've heard all year... I'm about to cry out of happiness.

I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN

I say that to my mom and dad all the time and then they yell at me

This is an AWESOME STATEMENT. It had me laughing for 5 minutes before I could calm down.

Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this

A demonic starbucks napkin stole my goldfish crackers

My goldfish crackers stole my demonic Starbucks napkin - IT STILL WORKS

Hilarious, poor goldfish crackers

I translate that

One question and one question only... WHY

On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato

On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite window in a pencil case?

What the heck? First, you're starting off asking them to rank something on scale from 1 through 10, then you're asking them their favorite of something, which those two tings don't go together, because the answer of what your favorite is of something requires you answering by saying something in that category, not ranking something from 1 through 10, then to top it off, the thing you are asking them their favorite of color of the alphabet, are two categories that do't fit together, it's either "what's your favorite letter of the alphabet" or "what's your favorite color of the rainbow". So yeah, this got my vote.

I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse

Llamas eat sexy paper clips

Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman

BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon

How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...

I said this to my friend while we did the whisper challenge and she said that she would never guess it

Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow

Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...

An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.

What you don't know is the cow licks them back

This is just flat out hilarious

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

None, because snakes don't have armpits.

Trapezoid, because xylophones only have 12 hands on their left telescope.

Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.

There are more than 2 pancakes in the world so that means that people can't comprehend the longest book in the world at once SO it must be at least the width of a red elephant that eats drunk apples for breakfast

Banana error.

I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "

Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.

Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =]

When everything is quiet shout out "watermelons have feelings too! "

Cloth is yum like paper

A Moth Would Say This

This is so true

My favorite snack paper and cloth-Jolea

you betcha

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The Contenders

Screw world peace, I want a pony

I just peed my pant

I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!

Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.

This seriously needs to be in my bio. I wonder how many people will question my sanity...

There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!

I do ever think there would be a purple mushroom in my backyard lol

They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.

Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.

I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.

Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue

Jeez, why do people always touch my balogna whales, I mean, they're mine for a reason!

I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose

Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace

Class, what was 1 + 1? The answer is the AMAZING RALPH!

My nose is a communist.

You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.

Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.

If a quack is salty then my nose must enjoy wondering down a long path of meow meow me me big boy shoelaces

You mean our nose, comrade.

Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast

I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )

My cat ate a silver shoe that was stuck to the red car in the purple tree.

Just because it mentions Metallica

Did he put 55 farts in his fro? Or did John legend wipe his ass with a California quarter in Roswell New Mexico while he binge watched cotton weed his favorite congressman?

Look, a distraction!

Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!

My class was playing prisoner of war and I tried this on my best friend. It actually worked! - Catlover2004

This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in.

Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.

The yard duties at our school forgot their whistles, so they told my friend group to whistle and round everyone up. We didn't know how to whistle so we just shouted "WHISTLE NOISE! "

Cheese grader shaved my butt skin off

I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.

This is amazing I love this!

A cheese grader came near my red 2nd layer of gluteus skin like a heat seeking missile of destruction.

Me and my friend were playing the whisper challenge and we laughed the whole time with these!

What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?

That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons

Someone needs to draw this. I would not be surprised if some one all ready did.

I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.

Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!

The China connects the Furby and the toilet

@htoutlaws2012 The Bangladesh connects the Muslin cloth and the Arsenic filter.

Also the America joins the outer space and the bathtub

The Japan connects the Profit and the Sumo.

Well then

I mean, Tree!

Yeah people it's tree! Not three!

Oh, you said bee?

Oh dear those devil Weeds overthere!

Like, SKY!

I said don't enter the rabbit hole. Now you have the salad.

Can I add rabbit meat to the salad?

Best one ever

You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing... disturbing.
I am your lettuce

Just grass.. I’m late

The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.

This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays

Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?

The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.

This was really funny and made me laugh out loud because it is so random!

I like bologna sandwiches

Also do i

Mmm yummy

Hi, that duck over there!

Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?

That's what you say when your weird friend starts talking to you, then you walk away

Hi, that goose over there!

What! What's wrong with ducks):

Gurklebob is eating eyes with Schadenfreude

What the heck?

I was having a random sentence texting fight with my bestie and I won thanks to this sentence

I love this one

Awe? fictional eating eyes of a comic strip well splendid I guess.

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