Top 10 Best Random SentencesPut in Random sentences that you made up. They don't have to make sense.
The best one Terrible English by PT sir
1 There is no wind in the football..
2 I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?.
You rotate the ground 4 times..
4 You go and understand the tree.
5 I'll give you clap on your cheeks..
6 Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.
7 Close the window airforce is coming.
8 I have two daughters and both are girls..
9 Stand in a straight circle..
10 Don't stand in front of my back
11 Why Haircut not cut..?
12 Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor
13 Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I m here?
14 You talking bad habit
15 Give me a red pen of any colour.
16 Can I have some snow in my cold drink?
17 Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin.
18 Both of you stand together separately.
19 Keep quiet the principal just passed away!...
Don't laugh alone pass it...
Oh my god it's so funny but confusing just think about it really hard but here's one
How's your youngest hair mines doing mighty fine today!
Makes sense because of the EM Spectrum. A physicist would say that his/her wavelength is between 400 and 550nm, but so definitely 500nm that I'm lower frequency than violet.
Yes, I AM a geek.
You are the wisest man in the world...NOT. Haha I was just kidding you are cool...NOT. Okay I am going to tell the truth you are awesome.
This is as good as the zebra who was purple but it got eaten by the orange spoon that was more of a purpler orange than a triangle.
This literally made me and my friend burst out laughing. This is the funniest thing ever, it definitely deserves number 1.
Ha! Actually, for Halloween, my friend didn't want to dress up so she brought a cereal box that was 'stabbed' and called herself a cereal killer.
Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this
One question and one question only... WHY
I translate that
What the heck? First, you're starting off asking them to rank something on scale from 1 through 10, then you're asking them their favorite of something, which those two tings don't go together, because the answer of what your favorite is of something requires you answering by saying something in that category, not ranking something from 1 through 10, then to top it off, the thing you are asking them their favorite of color of the alphabet, are two categories that do't fit together, it's either "what's your favorite letter of the alphabet" or "what's your favorite color of the rainbow". So yeah, this got my vote.
My favorite color in the alphabet dictionary is a triangular obi-wan-kanobi who likes the color square on a scale of nutella to 16 1/4, plus 2 yodas.
I say that all the time, on of my favorite sentences, but I say 'on a scale from one to ten what's your favorite colour of the alphabet? please answer using vegetables.'
Actually the snakes killed Oscar the Zombie Trashhead Termite Head while a grizzly bear ate the TTG cast. SpongeBob's ready to scream to the point of bombing!
Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman
How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...
I said this to my friends at lunch, one of them laughed so hard that milk came out of her nose.
Haha. Last time I heard that one I fell off of my pterodactyl I laughed so hard!
If a cow like the grape, and the grape lets the cow lick him, then basically it shows that the grape and cow is gay!
An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.
This one is really funny. It makes no sense and it's random which makes it funny.
Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...
If the headlights are on, that most likely mean's there's a potato in your bathtub, and if there's exactly 16 lego bricks in the potato, that means there's two spatulas in your pillow. If these spatulas are the same color as your pants, then it would take about 10,000 pancakes. If not, then 10,001
Pancakes are 7, so it must 42 of them to reach life multiplied by Saturn, so 7/Saturn must equal the moon. Using this theory, we can calculate that the meaning of life is not 42, but blue. Using this new info, and using the unicorn theorem, we find that the amount of pancakes used to get to the moon, is exactly 1.462423847927948372947234 headlights.
With the headlights on? I'd approximate as many grains of salt it takes to change a lightbulb on a month of Sundays, although I cannot get an exact number because the tree did NOT fall in the woods.
Here's a variation:
"If you're kayaking up a tree and the wheels fall off how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? "
"Purple, because snakes don't have elbows."
Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.
Now whenever I get tounge twisted or forget my words in front of a big crowd I can just say banana error. It'll certainly take all the attention off of the mistake.
I am going to yell this in class and everyone will be laughing and crying because it was so beautiful!
It would be funny if you got a text saying that from someone when they said the wrong thing to you.
This is so true
And I noticed that you noticed my noticed. It's very noticeable. I hope that I can notice if you notice a list I made. I notice you like making noticeable lists. I'm kind of a novice.
Thank you for thanking me for noticing this noticeable noticed notice, my noticed noticing has been noticed to be noticed.
We thank you for thanking us for thanking you for participation in this test. The results say that thanking the results for the information they got, will get a result of a result that will say the same thing.
How many pineapples can a pineapple, pineapple if a pineapple, pineapples a pineapples pineapple?
It can pineapple as many pineapples as a pineapple can pineapple if a pineapple can pineapple with a pineapple and pineapples
I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!
You are a strong upper-teens kind of guy who was in a couple of new noble causex of deaths and marriages and a survivor of the timely manners and fashion. Good morning please let me know what you want from me.
"HAHA" Is it me or shouldn't this be a vine. "HAHA" I could imagine my friend saying this when she was into ponies.
Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.
Two things about the other comments:
-why were you reading it in a maths test?
-now your crayons can smell Gatorade
Oh no now its on your shirt cursed crayons haunt you with a sulfur stint.
Jeez, why do people always touch my balogna whales, I mean, they're mine for a reason!
I'm laughing so hard glitter came out my nose!
Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.
I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.
I made a purple mushroom and put a speech bubble saying TACO'S!
There's actually a taco in my front garden screaming purple mushrooms. Love it
You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.
My rationality can be considered a communist (psychologically).
Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.
Well mine is the product saddam Hussein if he mated with mitt Romney... A magestic Barbie doll
I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )
Did he put 55 farts in his fro? Or did John legend wipe his ass with a California quarter in Roswell New Mexico while he binge watched cotton weed his favorite congressman?
Well I disagree as it is true that snakes don't have armpits of purple nipples. This is corroborated by source 'dint' which also states that we will all be dead species at the age of -2a. Thank you
And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.
Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.
This is a perfect way to just change a subject. It is a distraction saying this phrase and probably would engage your conversation to talking about distractions.
The yard duties at our school forgot their whistles, so they told my friend group to whistle and round everyone up. We didn't know how to whistle so we just shouted "WHISTLE NOISE! "
That is the only thing on this website that I've never seen before, this dude is original. All you other people are lame.
That is strange because James Hetfield climbed Mount Everest to place the peppers pig sock at Mount Fuji But he was distraced by the ghost of an alive man calling out - HEROIN, MARKETS!
A cheese grader came near my red 2nd layer of gluteus skin like a heat seeking missile of destruction.
Me and my friend were playing the whisper challenge and we laughed the whole time with these!
I once had a rack and I killed a snowman.
I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.
I think it's piano because the sweater with fog on screamed at 2AM that Richie Sambora was his anime and that pigs ate the cloth with smoke inside.
Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!
I think that teen retired goose bumps retret fried getting hired yellow 123 87597123814 dipper than the channel one in you gig nag gang &&& jet puss blue red DS person than a people purple U__U turd Tommy flowers did anus.
The Japan connects the Profit and the Sumo.
Yeah people it's tree! Not three!
Oh, you said bee?
Next time I see my friend at school, I'm gonna walk up to her, bring a random conversation like, "Don't you like lamps and punching and the name Larry? " And then when she answers, I will answer with this hLarious joke! It's super funny!
The sparkly lamp ate the pillow to make other people think that he smelled like a penny that had just oiled a frog but it ended up causing a floor tile to grow in his left arm persuading him to punch larry.
Why Larry? Why couldn't it be Joe? Poor, poor, poor Larry. *sniffle sniffle* Sparkly lamp, you despicable monster!
Larry then pooped inside my dead dick skin, farted on a tissue, and milled grandpas inside of closets.
Yeah, lucy, now how about the cookie?
Can I add rabbit meat to the salad?
You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing... disturbing.
I am your lettuce
Just grass.. I'm late
Since I have no where to put my things,I will put them here.
1.Why is that bird talking edible tree
2.I disagree that you agree
3.*Turns gay homophobicly*
4.You shouldn't have sold salad to the drug eater.Now you have a slimy debt.
5.Why is there a bologna tree up my butt
6.I threw the movie up
7.Why did that child talk about how Geico can save you -27.56% on pencil insurance to himself
8.The banana married your spine.
9.In conclusion, my lawnmower is gay and is a guy but is married to a woman.Therefore, he loves guys.
10.Number 0 Lose not very royale no minecraft we not bouta get up
Hi, my name is That Duck Over There, how can I help you?
What! What's wrong with ducks):
Hi, that goose over there!
That duck over there: Hi!
Awe? fictional eating eyes of a comic strip well splendid I guess.
I don't even know--
What the heck?
I love this one