Music Hunger Games: Episode 5 - Sponsor or Die
MontyPython [Jimmy Page and Robert Plant run into Bonzo at the pond]Jimmy: Bonzo!
Bonzo: Huh? Jimmy?!
Robert: And Percy too, Johnny boy!
Bonzo: Oh, this is amazing! How're you guys holding up?
Robert: Fantabulous.
Bonzo: That's amazing...
Jimmy: What about you?
Bonzo: I.... I don't know, guys. Jonesy's...
Jimmy: .... O-Oh. I see...
Robert: He.... He can't be... Can he?
Bonzo: *Nods, staring at the ground*
Jimmy: .... Do you... Do you wanna come with us?
Bonzo: Y-Yeah. I'll go with you.
[Meanwhile, John and Paul are sitting by a tree waiting for Jimmy and Robert]
John: Where could they be?
Paul: They're just gettin' water. Hold yer horses, Lennon.
John: Okay... Ay Paul?
Paul: Wot?
John: Do you feel bad at all bout killin ol' Rings?
Paul: To be honest... Yeah. I kinda do.. But he was weak anyway. He wouldn't last long. It's best to kill everyone to get it over with, but it's best to team up as well.
John: I guess yer right.
[The three members of Led Zeppelin return]
Robert: We're back! And we have a new teammate! *Smiles*
Paul: Is he strong..?
Jimmy: Very.
Bonzo: *Rubs arm slightly, feeling a bit shy* I guess...
John: Hmm... Alright! Let's keep him!
Paul: Got it. *Looks over* Ooh! Look! A fire!
John: Looks like we got more bait, heh heh...
Robert: Let's go lads! Hooray!
Jimmy: *Mutters* He's too cheerful...
[Rick Wright and Roger Waters begin to put out the fire, holding Syd Barrett by their side*
Roger: WHAT THE HELL IS SYD DOING HERE!?
Rick: Shush now! Don't be too loud! *Studies Syd* He's out cold... Wonder why...
Roger: Well these games are life threatening...
Rick: Yeah... Let's head out. Bring Syd with us. You carry him.
Roger: Eerrrrgh. Fine. *Carries Syd*
[Rick and Roger run off]
[Brian Jones and Mick Jagger are walking together]
Brian: MICK! *Points* A CAVE!
Mick: Sweet! Let's head inside!
[They go inside the cave]
Brian: And there's a fire too!
Mick: Brian... That means... Someone's here...
Brian: Let's... Let's get outta here.
[Two arrows shoot into Mick and Brian's chest and head]
Brian: *Dies*
Mick: *Dies*
[George Harrison steps out]
George: ..... *Sighs* Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t...
Bob Dylan: HEY! I HEARD A NOI-
..... *Looks at dead bodies* ...... GEEOOOOORRRGE!
George: I'm sorry! They were trust passing and I was protecting myself!
Bob: Great! What if they have friends that go after us?!
George: I'm pretty sure they don't... Let's just... Burn the bodies!
Bob: WHAT?!
George: It's best idea I have!
Bob: I.... Ugh. Fine!
[They begin to burn the bodies]
[Kurt Cobain and Dave Grohl are still resting in the tree. Dave is sleeping and Kurt is awake]
Kurt: *Looks over to Dave* Huh?
Dave: *shivers*
Kurt: *Blinks and sighs and reaches over to bag to grab blanket*
[The bag falls]
Kurt: *Groan* Great...
[Kurt jumps down to get a blanket for Dave, but falls on a sleeping Axl Rose]
Axl: ACK! *Stands up* What the.. COBAIN?! YOU BASTARD!!!
Kurt: AGH! A-AXL!?
Axl: *Grabs knife* PREPARE TO DIE, YOU ASSWIPE!!
Kurt: *Grabs knife and shoves it into Axl's side*
Axl: *Falls over* I-...I... *Coughs up blood* You piece of...
Kurt: Time to finish the job...
Slash: *Punches Kurt* NOO!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!!
Dave: *Jumps down* Kurt! Let's get out of here! They're not worth our time!
Kurt: D-Dave?!
Dave: NOW!
[Kurt and Dave run off]
Slash: Axl! It'll be okay! Just hang on!
Axl: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die...
Slash: W-We don't have any supplies for the wound! We need sponsors, or you'll most likely die...
Axl: That assh***... Slash, if I die, KILL HIM.
Slash: We'll kill him either way, Rose.
[John Entwistle and Keith Moon are eating]
Keith: This is good food.
John: It's not first class, but it's decent.
Keith: *Drinks water* We have it good. Don't you think?
John: That's because we're not threatening.
Keith: Yeah, haha! But we CAN Be!
John: Eh...
Keith: *Smiles*
John: No. We can't be. Especially you.
Keith: *Pouts* Aw.
[There's a rustling noise in the bushes]
John: What's that?
Keith: Dunno....
John: It's a...
[Bunny hops out]
Keith: Awww. Let's keep it!
John: Now we have a pet? Greeeeaaaaat.......
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Comments
Send sponsors? - bobbythebrony
Supplies to help them survive. - MontyPython
Good thing I'm sponsoring Guns n Roses! I would like to send medical bandages. - Songsta41
They now have Medical Bandages! - MontyPython
I would like to offer John and Paul some digestive biscuits. - PetSounds
They now have digestive biscuits! - MontyPython
Bob and George with immunity - 2storm
Immunity will contain a bag full of many helpful supplies. For example, plenty of medication and food plus weapons. They've got the jackpot! - MontyPython
I'd like to send Bob and George a song I wrote... And some Traveling Wilburys... - Billyv
They now have the song! Send the song to me and I'll make sure they recover it! - MontyPython
Songs are and will continue being posted in my posts. Take your pick - Billyv
Ha my Gift was funny - 2storm