Total Drama Video Games Episode 2 - Races and Smashes

Skullkid755 Theme song plays and the show starts.

Link is in the cabin for male Nintendo characters.
"Why can't I shower with Zelda? I'd be happier."- Link
"Well, I have bigger problems! NON NINTENDO CHARACTERS ARE HERE!"- Mario
"So, quit being a racist!" - Ryu
Pikachu - "If you don't stop, I'll shock you to death!''

Palutena - "So, are you fine?"
Zelda - "Yes.Hey, how is Pit?"
Palutena - "Killing Hades and Medusa like always. He only gets to do something well known rarely."
Zelda - "Kid Icarus deserves more sequels."
Palutena - "Thanks."

Sonic - "So, Tails, what's up."
Tails -"I work with you you know."
Sonic - "Oh right, that Chemical Plant area was impossible.I hate water levels."

Amy - "Hey,platfromers or RPGs.
Alis - "I am an RPG character, so RPGs.

Later that night, Link tried to sneak out, but failed.

In the morning, they are eating breakfast and when done, begin the challenge.
PAC-Man - "Today, you'll be racing on the Mushroom Cup. First Nintendo character to win will go into Final Destination and first Sega character does the same. Understand?"
Mario -"Yes, except for the fact that non Nintendo has a chance of winning!"
Luigi - ''Quit being a racist!"
PAC-Man - "Link will have a 1 minute delay. He tried to be a pervert last night!"
Zelda - "Link!"
Link - ''Sorry, but you began dating me knowing that!"
Zelda - "Fine,but I'll be wearing nothing but completely covering clothing for the rest of the season!"
Link - "Sh*t!"
PAC-Man - "Time to start. Run to the track and get on the vehicle with your name on it."

They are running to the track as fast as they can.
Sonic gets there first in no time.Cheater.
Everyone else gets there randomly.
Link gets on Epona bundled with a Master Sword.
Mario gets on a cart and it's bundled with a mushroom bag.
Sonic gets, shoes with a gun.
Tails gets, a cart with a slingshot.
Zelda gets skates.
Alis gets a bow and cycle.
Scorpion gets a knife and cycle.
Ryu gets a glove and cycle.
Luigi gets a cart and mushroom bag.
Amy gets rope and a boomerang.
Adam hunter gets a pole and a cycle.
Axle Stone gets a pole and skateboard.
Egg-Man gets a copter and robot arm.
Pikachu gets a skateboard and Pokefood.
Chrom gets a sword and roller skates.
Shinobi gets a horse and katana.

They begin to race.
Chrom gets behind Scorpion and slices his back to throw him off the track.
Scorpion ends up behind Mario and tears his spine out.
Scorpion throws the spine through Mario into Luigi.
This causes them to crash.
An explosion happens after Scorpion laps back to them and all three of them are out.
Link is behind Sonic and jumps off Epona for a while.
As he jumps, he jump attacks Sonic from the back.
Sonic is hit and is out of the race.
Tails slingshots Ryu.
Ryu gets to Tails and is damaged.
Link is distracted when he sees Zelda so he gets out of the race by mistake.
Shinobi and Ryu are the first to get to Final Destination.
They begin to battle.
Ryu lands several kicks and punches on Shinobi.
Shinobi throws lots of shurikens into Ryu's face.
Shinobi slices at Ryu many times.
Ryu jumps up and smashes into Shinobi.
Shinobi then crouches and stabs Ryu's knees.
Ryu then elbows Shinobi in the stomach to knock him out.
Shinobi then uses a Ninjitsu to make him unbeatable for a certain amount of time.
Shinobi then uses several shurikens on Ryu and slices him several times.
Once Shinobi's Ninjitsu wears off, Ryu jumps up and hits Shinobi.
Ryu acts fast enough to punch Shinobi out of the arena.
PAC-Man - "Sega loses, and all of the injured will be healed by video game physics, which gives immortality."

Every Sega character talks with one person left out each time.
They begin to vote off Shinobi, but Alis tells them something.
Alis - "We would have won without fighting if one of us got there fast enough. Sonic could have gotten us the time limit win by default if he would've dodged the jump attack.
Egg-Man - "So we'll vote Sonic, then."
Shinobi puts his continue in the voting slot in his voting booth anonymously.
PAC-Man - "The votes are counted, and the loser is . . .
Shinobi - "I know it is"
PAC-Man - "Tails!"
Every Sega character - "WHAT? WE VOTED SONIC!"
PAC-Man - ''The votes say differently!"
Tails - "Well, bye."

Zelda - "Let's go into that outhouse over there!"
Link - "I am happy now!"

In the confession booth.

Mario - "Hahahaha! Voting fraud, I want to see my enemy get voted off in a brutal way!
Link and Zelda - THIS SHOW IS TV-13 NOT TV-17 SO IT CAN'T BE SHOWN.
Shinobi - "If something happened, I'll use my instincts as a ninja to track them down!"

PAC-Man - "This series is brought to you by, Atari! Bye everyone, I must eat pellets!"

Comments

Cool episode - Martinglez