Best King of the Hill Characters

Dale Gribble

If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.
That's code for UN commissars telling Americans what the temperature is going to be in our outdoors. I say let the world warm up. Let's see what Boutros Boutros-Ghali has to say about that. We'll grow oranges in Alaska!
(Talking to Hank about Hank and Peggy's 20th anniversary)
Twenty years. If your marriage was a murderer, it would be out by now.
They're trying to make me pee my pants, but they're too late.
I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny.
But I need my kidney. It keeps my other kidney company.
TV sets are getting smaller and smaller, and bigger and bigger. Soon the medium-sized set will be a thing of the past.
If Peggy wants to screw something up, why doesn't she just stick to Bobby?
I could go on and on. And on and on. And on and on.

Hank Hill

Hank Rutherford Hill is a fictional character and the main protagonist of the animated television series King of the Hill. He is voiced by Mike Judge, who also co-created the show. The series originally aired on Fox from 1997 to 2010.... read more

I love Hank. He deserves to be number one. He does wish everyone was just like him, but that's what makes him funny, if you ask me! He is indeed the King of the Hill!

Hank Hill is, without a doubt, my favorite character on this show, as personally I find him the funniest and most relatable. I also really like his voice.

Hank: Yup, these are medium rare.
Bobby: But what if someone wants theirs well done?
Hank: We ask them kindly, yet firmly, to leave.
Episode: Raise the Steaks

Jeff Boomhauer

I hate everyone in this series except Boomhauer (the most tolerable character in this show), Bobby, and Connie. So many ignorant morons in this show. The later seasons gave me a lot of nerves, and I almost dropped the show, but I managed to watch it all. I heard there's a plan to revive this show? Oh hell no! Futurama deserves better than this.

Boomhauer is hilarious and truly brilliant as a Texas Ranger in the investigation unit. He also seems to be a good mechanic, as seen with Mrs. Sally and his current car.

Bobby Hill

He's easily the most antagonized character in the show, but he's still the best person on Rainy Street. Look up his "I'm fat" speech to Peggy (the episode about Peggy's feet).

The juxtaposition of Bobby and Hank is one of the best parts of the show. I found myself liking the episodes about Bobby the most.

My kids and I love Bobby. It can't be easy being a kid in that house.

Bill Dauterive

He loves Hank's wife, is a barber in the Army, and has low self-esteem, but he's a very loyal friend and a loving person.

Bill is a friendly guy who sometimes acts like a child when he is having fun, which makes him a pretty entertaining character.

Luanne Platter

Am I supposed to kill this pig?
BTU. British Thermal Unit. Not bacon.
At the beauty academy, we believe no one is black, white, red, or yellow, but their hair can be.
She is so stupid it's hilarious.

She's one of my favorite characters.

Cotton Hill

He is rude and foul-mouthed, but deep inside, you can tell he is a great guy who cares for his son. He is also really funny whenever he starts raging.

It's not a flashback: you're losing again!

He is funny because he killed fitty men and his war flashbacks.

Kahn Souphanousinphone

"Minh, it's finally happening! Bobby Hillbilly is marrying his hillbilly cousin! You owe me five dollars!"

Don't be stupid, hillbilly. Kahn is the best. Kahn is always the best.

So are you Chinese or Japanese?

John Redcorn

John Redcorn rocks! So does his band too, The Redcorn Band! Thanks, Daniel Hicks - in-tune flute player for the Redcorn Band.

He has the most impact on the show, and he is only on once in a while! I met him, and he is just as awesome as his character.

Joseph Gribble

Come on, let's get Joseph higher. 10 just isn't high enough, damn it! He's awesome.

I love this guy. He should be at number one with Dale.

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Donna

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Didi Hill

Peggy Hill

Margaret Joseph "Peggy" Hill is a fictional character from the American animated series King of the Hill, created by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels. She is the wife of Hank Hill and the mother of Bobby Hill. Peggy works as a substitute teacher and is characterized by her strong self-confidence and overestimation... read more

Peggy is underrated. A self-proclaimed genius who's not very bright at times, watching her get in over her head can be hilarious.

Her jokes are always my favorite part of any episode! She always makes me laugh.

I always like her "go for broke," over-the-top attitude.

Lucky Kleinschmidt

He slipped on pee pee at Costco and won 53 thousand dollars.

Kahn "Connie" Souphanousinphone, Jr.

Buck Strickland

Ladybird Hill

Nancy Hicks Gribble

Minh Souphanousinphone

Carl Moss

He's a liar, a fraud, and completely incompetent in just about every way. Absolute gold.