Best King of the Hill Characters

If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.

That's code for UN commissars telling Americans what the temperature's going to be in our outdoors. I say let the world warm up. Let's see what Boutros Boutros Ghali Ghali has to say about that. We'll grow oranges in Alaska!

(talking to Hank about Hank and Peggy's 20th anniversary)
20 years. If your marriage was a murderer it would be out by now.

They're trying to make me pee my pants, but they're too late.

I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny.

But I need my kidney, it keeps my other kidney company.

T.V. Sets are getting smaller and smaller, and bigger and bigger. Soon the medium-sized set will be a thing of the past.

If Peggy wants to screw something up, why doesn't she just stick to Bobby?

I could go on and on.. And on and on.. And on and on..

The way this character is written is genius, He's a skeptical conspiracy theorist, but he can't notice what's going on under his nose. That combined with constant funny, dank, straight up crazy quotes makes for comedy gold. He's a total idiot, but not in a way that Bill or Luanne is, because of how he acts on it, which is more insane than stupid. I mean this guy is crazy, but his schemes fail hilariousy. Easily one of- if not the funniest characters in the adult cartoon genre.

Hank is dumb. He wants bobby to be like him. And peggy only cares about her self dale is hilarious so is boomhauer

He doesn't believe in any facts and should already have died from lung cancer.

Hank Hill is without a doubt my favorite character on this show, as personally I find him the funniest and most relatable. I also really like his voice

I love Hank. He deserves to be number one. He does wish everyone was just like him, but that's what makes him funny if you ask me! He is indeed the King of the Hill!

One of the best main characters in an adult animated comedy show ever. Hank created his own archetype, much like Homer Simpson did.

Hank: Yup, These are Medium Rare
Bobby: But what if someone want's theirs well done?
Hank: We ask them kindly, yet firmly, to leave.

Episode: Raise The Steaks

I hate everyone in this series except Boomhauer (the most tolerated character in this show), Bobby and Connie. So many ignorant morons in this show. The later seasons give me a lot of nerves and almost dropped the show but managed to watch it all. I heard there's a plan to revive this show? Oh hell no! Futurama deserve better than this

Boomhauer is hilarious and is truly brilliant with being a Texas Ranger in the investigation unit. He also seems to be a good mechanic with Mrs. Sally and his current car.

He's easily the most laid-back, all-around guy who has some wise words in all of gibberish that the guys understand occasionally.

Dang ol' boo, man! Boomhauer is the most hilarious character on the show.

He's easily the most antagonized character in the show but he's still the best person on rainy street. Look up his "I'm fat" speech to Peggy (the episode about Peggy's feet)

The juxtaposition of Bobby and Hank is one of the best parts of the show. I found myself liking the episodes about Bobby the most.

My kids and I love Bobby. It can't be easy being a kid in that house.

"That's my purse! "

He loves Hank's wife, is a barber in the Army, has low self esteem, but he's a very loyal friend and a loving person.

Bill is a friendly guy that sometimes acts like a child when he is having fun, which makes him a pretty entertaining character

Pretty, pretty pizza

Am I supposed to kill this pig?

BTU. British thermal unit. Not bacon.

At the beauty academy, we believe no one is black, white, red, or yellow... But their hair can be.

She is so stupid it's hilarious.

She's one of my favorite characters.

He is rude and foulmouthed, but deep inside you can tell he is a great guy that cares for his son. He is also really funny whenever he starts raging

It's not a flashback: you're losing again!

He is funny because he killed fitty men and his war flashbacks.

No quit in Cotton

"Minh, it's finally happening! Bobby Hillbilly is marrying hillbilly cousin! You owe me five dollars! "

Don't be stupid hillbilly. Kahn the best, Kahn always the best.

This guy is hilarious

All I have to say is that even though he is rude, his rudeness is so funny that I love him

John Redcorn Rocks! So does his band too, The Red Corn Band! Thanks, Daniel Hicks - in tune flute player for the Red Corn Band

He has the most impact on the show and he is only on once in a while! and I met him and he is just as awesome as his character

He seems like a cool guy that likes helping others out, the only bad thing about him is the cheating he does with Nancy

Peggy is underrated. A self-proclaimed genius who's not very bright at times, watching her get in over her head can be hilarious.

Her jokes are always my favorite part of any episode! Always makes me laugh.

I always like her "go for broke", over-the-top attitude.

By far the best written character.

I'd have to say she is the worst character in the show, due to her cheating on Dale on a daily basis and not feeling guilty about it