Top 10 Best True Blood Episodes

The Top Ten

  1. You'll Be the Death of Me

    Drew Marshall aka Rene Lenier 10/10

    “She deserves it, needs it, wants to die. That's why she ***** them Fangers.” - Drew Marshall

    “You ******* hear me, you filthy ******* c***? I'm gonna tear out your goddamn throat with my hands and **** your dead face!” - Drew Marshall

  2. Timebomb

    Luke McDonald 10/10

    "That's noble, but she's just as culpable as you are. She's a traitor to her race. The human race. She hardly deserves mercy. Maybe we should tie her to you so you could meet the sun together." - Steve Newlin

    "The war has begun, you evil whore of Satan. You vampires cast the first stone by killin' my family! The lines have been drawn. You're either with us or against us. We are prepared for armageddon… I'm not concerned with Godric. Any vampire will do for our grand celebration and we've got one right here… Brothers and sisters, there will be a holy bonfire at dawn." - Steve Newlin

  3. Don't You Feel Me

    Truman Burrell & Dr. Overlark & Dr. Finn 10/10

    "Cut off the head, another one will grow in its place..." - Truman Burrell

  4. Life Matters

    Steve Newlin 10/10

    "You forgot to ask me something. During our sessions, there was something you forgot to ask me. You should've asked me how you were going to die, so you could've prepared yourself mentally." - Eric Northman

  5. Everybody Wants to Rule the World

    Bud Dearborne 10/10

    "I've never had a pet. My father was allergic to everything except God." - Steve Newlin

  6. Hitting the Ground

    Jorge Alonso de San Diego aka the Magister 10/10

    "Unless specifically authorized to do so by the Authority. Yes, well, perhaps you have not quite grasped the subtext of our earlier exchange, but there's a new authority in town!" - Russell Edgington

  7. I Don't Wanna Know

    Eddie Gauthier 10/10

    "Idiot! You fed on a human that belonged to another. Three months of starving 'till your fangs grow back will teach you better manners." - Jorge Alonso de San Diego aka the Magister

  8. Cold Grey Light of Dawn

    10/10

    "Understand this: vampires are not immortal. They are only harder to kill, and that is where our humanity is our advantage - for our human spirits are immortal. Let us show these vampires the fury and power of the human spirit." - Antonia Gavilán de Logroño aka Marnie Stonebrook

  9. And When I Die

    10/10

    "What if our hearts can't be trusted and it's our brains we should be listening to?" - Alcide Herveaux

  10. Everything Is Broken

    10/10

    "Does that help you decide America? Do not turn off the camera! You've seen how quickly I can kill. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Russell Edgington, and I have been a vampire for nearly three-thousand years! Now, the American Vampire League wishes to perpetrate the notion that we are just like you, and, I suppose, in a few small ways we are. We're narcissists. We care only about getting what we want no matter what the cost, just like you. Global warming, perpetual war, toxic waste, child labor, torture, genocide... That's a small price to pay for your SUVs and your flat screen TVs, your blood diamonds, your... designer jeans, your absurd garish McMansions! Futile symbols of permanence to quell your... your quivering, spineless souls. But no, in the end, we... are... nothing... like you! We are... immortal! Because we drink the true blood! Blood that is living, organic, and human. Mmm! And that is the truth the AVL wishes to conceal from you, because let's face it, eating people is a tough sell these days, so they put on their friendly faces to pass their beloved VRA, but make no mistake: mine is the true face of vampires! Why... would we... seek... equal... rights? You... are not... our equals! We will eat you! After we eat your children! Now time for the weather. Tiffany?" - Russell Edgington

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