Most Smelly Animal Poos

The Top Ten
1 Horse poo

Fresh horse manure piles reek to high heaven and attract swarms of flies. Every time I shovel up a pile fresh out of the horse, the smell is so bad I need to breathe through my mouth or put a clothespin on my nose.

This should be number one because we smell human poo every day.

I love horses, but their poo is stinky.

2 Cat poo

I have two cats and a whole room with a bunch of litter boxes. Don't ask me how bad it smells! One time my babysitter came over and was playing hide-and-seek. She hid in the room and had to take a shower afterward because she still smelled horrible.

I have two cats. They poop a lot. I was once changing the litter, and as soon as I finished, they both walked in and pooped right in front of me. It smelled so bad I had to run downstairs. I couldn't get the smell out of my nose!

I say cat poop is the worst. I once picked up a cat at church, and it had diarrhea all down my leg. It looked like mustard and smelled like shredded chicken.

3 Dog poo

This should be at number one, not human poo. We smell human poo every day to the point that we're used to it. Dog poop is way worse.

Have you ever stepped in this crap? It smells horrible! It's so bad that pigs have died because of the smell.

It's because they eat meat byproducts and trash. You are what you eat, and you fart what you eat.

4 Human poo

Human crap smells a whole lot worse because people eat wider varieties of food.

The worst. Especially my husband's.

I have to use buckets for toilets. Yes, human poop smells bad and is unsanitary.

5 Cow poo

Cow poop is terrible! It smells like a skunk sprayed itself, got eaten by a bear, was vomited up, then eaten again and finally pooped out!

I really like cows, except for what they excrete from their behinds. It's not right. And my poop doesn't smell that bad.

I live on a cow farm, and their poo just stinks the whole place out. You cannot get away from the smell!

6 Pig poo

The smell of pig feces on a hot summer day can actually burn the nostrils. It's relentless!

7 Elephant poo
8 Skunk poo

Well, it might not be the poo, but whoever gets close enough for a whiff can't tell the difference!

As if skunks didn't stink enough already, their poop is really nasty.

9 Chicken poo

This offensive odor is an entity all its own. I believe smelling chicken feces could kill cancer cells in the human body better than radiation and chemotherapy combined.

Chicken poo - in my opinion - is the worst poo around!

Chickens are "one" with their poo.

10 Rhino poo

Once, I was at the zoo, and there was this rhino. He had his back to the gates, so I stared at that for a while. Then, he started to make a very slimy poo. It landed all over me!

It smelled really bad, and I looked like a smelly swamp monster. It was so embarrassing, and everyone laughed. Worse still, one of my friends at school saw me too.

They told everyone at my school. I was called "poo-poo boy" for three weeks.

The Contenders
11 Monkey poo

Monkeys are awesome, except they are the stinkiest animals in the zoo. Pu!

12 Lion poo

One time at the zoo, it literally smelled so bad that I had to use my mouth to breathe. That's usually a sign where things start to smell really bad because only expired, crushed milk smells worse than lion crap.

13 Gorilla poo
14 Goat poo
15 Fox poo

If your dog has ever rolled in this, you'll know how bad the smell is. You can only get rid of it by adding tomato sauce into the mix. Yuk!

Why isn't it even on here, let alone first?

16 Crocodile poo

I am a zookeeper. The 1-meter-long saltwater crocodile I cleaned up after today had the most revolting smell in existence. I'm feeling nauseous thinking about it. You know that physical reaction you have to smelling something truly awful? Okay, imagine that intensity of a reaction but times it by three.

I gagged twice and honestly thought I was going to make more mess and spray all over the floor in front of the public. I was trying to act normal because people were watching me - well, from a distance. They had all backed away within seconds, to at least 6 meters away from me. I guess they couldn't stand the smell either! It smelled like human poo/rotting flesh/something truly horrific. I recommend taking my word for it and not trying to ever experience this smell on purpose. Avoid at all costs!

17 Guinea pig poo

These ugly vermin have the stinkiest poo in the animal kingdom! My friend has one, and it stinks up his whole house in mere seconds! Ugly rat!

I used to have one, and even after I cleaned its cage, it would start crapping all over, and I could smell it from my room!

They're rodents, what did you expect?

18 Duck poo
19 Aligator poo

Let's just say I have a very bad experience with alligator poop.

20 Bear poo

A big black bear pooped right on my driveway here in the Southern California mountains near Big Bear just this morning. The smell was horrendous. I think he/she had been holding it all winter.

21 Hippopotamus poo

If you get a pet hippo, its poo smells so bad, but it doesn't seem to bother me at all.

Yes, it does.

22 Rabbit poo
23 Mouse poo

It can smell bad after eating fruits and veg. My pet mouse lets out some great stinkers.

24 Bat poo
25 Turkey poo
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