Top 10 Best Epic Rap Battles of History Characters

This is not about the real people, but the characters as portrayed in these videos.

The Top Ten

Stephen Hawking

This guy just rules. "There are ten million times eight particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mom took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."
"You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll."
Darth Vader

Awesome rapper, and hilarious as well. It's quite obvious he beat Hitler, who is already awesome.

His raps are hilarious and own Adolf every time. He freezes Adolf in carbonite and then slices him in half. It's quite clear who won.

You can't fight against the dark side of the Force. Why even bother?
So many guys have been with your mom. Who even knows if I'm your father?
Adolf Hitler

Hitler's rhymes were really good and funny, especially compared to Vader's in the second half of the Hitler vs. Vader videos. (I won't say the first. Vader's raps were actually funny then).

Beat Vader both times. The second time was more awesome, though.

Hitler destroyed Darth Vader in both raps!
Albert Einstein

Best lines in ERB. "I'm as dope as two rappers, so you better be scared, because that means Albert E. = mc squared" - probably the smartest line. Also, "Take a seat Steve, oops, I see you've brought your own." Basically, every line was fire.
Chuck Norris

Yeah, Abe Lincoln wasn't very good.
Abe is still awesome in real life.

Let's raise the votes. I'm the new Chuck!

Who doesn't like Chuck Norris? I hear he uses Tabasco chili sauce as eye drops.
Ludwig van Beethoven

Beethoven's music has lasted all these years, and there are still very few songs that even come close to his epicness. Plus, his jokes were hilarious. And Justin Bieber sucks. Seriously, on the ERB website, on the part where you vote, you can't even see Justin's votes. The whole thing is for Beethoven.

He sucked in the first verse but dominated with his second.

Want to trade blows? You can't even hit puberty! Owned JB there and utterly destroyed him in the battle as a whole.
Abraham Lincoln

I'll properly reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals, of the people, by the people, for the people, eagle! KAW!

He was the only reason why Mitt Romney vs. Obama isn't in my top 2 worst ERBs.
Fred Rogers

The last line, "Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood," was amazing. Plus, he was able to keep his calm and mellow attitude through almost the whole rap.

I'll say it once, Clarence. I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood.
William Shakespeare

Last line in verse 1: "I bet you wrote the Twilight books too."
Plus, he owned Dr. Seuss in verse 2 because of his fast rapping.

He's got a motor in his mouth. He's so fast!
Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite for the win!
"You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang!"

The Newcomers

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Walt Disney

Yes! Mustache has everything!
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Alfred Hitchcock

The Contenders

Moses

Moses demolished Santa. His raps were funny and well-timed. He definitely won that rap.
Bruce Lee
Sherlock Holmes
Barack Obama
Al Capone

"That rat's nest beard trapped so many crumbs, this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month."
Lloyd cracked Al Capone perfectly. He kicked Blackbeard's ass. Blackbeard got Capwned.
Clint Eastwood
Dr. Seuss

The Cat in the Hat was hilarious.
Mitt Romney

You're a stuttering communist. Love it!
HAL 9000
Genghis Khan
The Doctor

In the Dr. Who vs. Doc Brown rap battle, the Doctor had way more class than Doc Brown. The way he just came back to life and started spitting a barrage of rhymes was just epic.

The Doctor smacked the hell out of Doc Brown. "Let's just say there is an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your arse with rhyme."
Steve Jobs
The Wright Brothers
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old!" One of the best lines Mozart said.

Totally kicked Skrillex's butt.
Mario Bros.