Top 10 Best Epic Rap Battles of History Characters
This is not the people in real life, but in these videos.
Darth Vader is a Star Wars character and the main antagonist of the first three original Star Wars films and the main protagonist of the Star Wars prequel trilogy under his original name Anakin Skywalker. He had been trained as a Jedi but defected to the Sith lord and Galactic Chancellor Palpatine... read more Awesome rapper, and hilarious as well. It's quite obvious he beat Hitler, who is already awesome.
His raps are hilarious and own Adolf every time. He freezes Adolf in carbonite and then slices him in half. It's quite clear who won.
You can't fight against the dark side of the Force. Why even bother?
So many guys have been with your mom. Who even knows if I'm your father?
Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician of Austrian descent who served as the leader of the Nazi Party since 1921, Chancellor of Germany since 1933, and Führer of Nazi Germany since 1934. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he reversed the Treaty of Versailles, initiated World... read more Hitler's rhymes were really good and funny, especially compared to Vader's in the second half of the Hitler vs. Vader videos. (I won't say the first. Vader's raps were actually funny then).
Beat Vader both times. The second time was more awesome, though.
Hitler destroyed Darth Vader in both raps!
This guy just rules. "There are ten million times eight particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mom took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."
"You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll."
Albert Einstein (14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955) was a German-born theoretical physicist, widely acknowledged to be one of the greatest and most influential physicists of all time. Einstein is best known for developing the theory of relativity, but he also made important contributions to the development... read more Best lines in ERB. "I'm as dope as two rappers, so you better be scared, because that means Albert E. = mc squared" - probably the smartest line. Also, "Take a seat Steve, oops, I see you've brought your own." Basically, every line was fire.
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American actor and martial artist. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu jitsu and judo. After serving in the United States Air Force, Norris won many martial arts championships and later founded his own discipline Chun Kuk Do. Shortly... read more Yeah, Abe Lincoln wasn't very good.
Abe is still awesome in real life.
Let's raise the votes. I'm the new Chuck!
Who doesn't like Chuck Norris? I hear he uses Tabasco chili sauce as eye drops.
Beethoven's music has lasted all these years, and there are still very few songs that even come close to his epicness. Plus, his jokes were hilarious. And Justin Bieber sucks. Seriously, on the ERB website, on the part where you vote, you can't even see Justin's votes. The whole thing is for Beethoven.
He sucked in the first verse but dominated with his second.
Want to trade blows? You can't even hit puberty! Owned JB there and utterly destroyed him in the battle as a whole.
I'll properly reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals, of the people, by the people, for the people, eagle! KAW!
He was the only reason why Mitt Romney vs. Obama isn't in my top 2 worst ERBs.
The last line, "Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood," was amazing. Plus, he was able to keep his calm and mellow attitude through almost the whole rap.
I'll say it once, Clarence. I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood.
Yes! Mustache has everything!
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Sir Alfred Joseph Hitchcock, was an English-American film director and producer, at times referred to as "The Master of Suspense".
James Maury "Jim" Henson was an American puppeteer, artist, cartoonist, inventor, screenwriter, and filmmaker who achieved international fame as the creator of the Muppets.
Michael Benjamin Bay is an American filmmaker known for directing and producing big-budget action films characterized by fast cutting, stylistic visuals and extensive use of special effects, including frequent depiction of explosions.
Napoleon Dynamite for the win!
"You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang!"
Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette... read more Not that good in real life, but hilarious in the video.
Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is an American politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. He was the first African-American president of the United States... read more
William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist. Last line in verse 1: "I bet you wrote the Twilight books too."
Plus, he owned Dr. Seuss in verse 2 because of his fast rapping.
He's got a motor in his mouth. He's so fast!
"That rat's nest beard trapped so many crumbs, this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month."
Lloyd cracked Al Capone perfectly. He kicked Blackbeard's ass. Blackbeard got Capwned.
In the Dr. Who vs. Doc Brown rap battle, the Doctor had way more class than Doc Brown. The way he just came back to life and started spitting a barrage of rhymes was just epic.
The Doctor smacked the hell out of Doc Brown. "Let's just say there is an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your arse with rhyme."
Moses is a prophet in Abrahamic religions. He is the Lawgiver of Judaism. God sent him to the Pharaoh in Egypt to tell him to release the children of Israel from bondage. When the Pharaoh disobeyed God, God sent 10 plagues. Finally, Pharaoh relented, and Moses led the children out of Israel (through... read more Moses demolished Santa. His raps were funny and well-timed. He definitely won that rap.
Bruce Lee (November 27, 1940 – July 20, 1973) was a Hong Kong and American martial artist, martial arts instructor, actor, director, screenwriter, producer, and philosopher. He was the founder of Jeet Kune Do, a hybrid martial arts philosophy drawing from different combat disciplines that is often... read more
Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American entrepreneur and business magnate. He was the chairman, chief executive officer (CEO), and a co-founder of Apple Inc., chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar, a member of The Walt Disney Company's board of directors following... read more
You're a stuttering communist. Love it!
"I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old!" One of the best lines Mozart said.
Totally kicked Skrillex's butt.