Best Epic Rap Battles of History Characters

This is not the people in real life, but in these videos.
The Top Ten
1 Steven Hawking

This guy just rules. " There are ten million x8 particals of the universe that we can observe. your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd. "You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll

Best best the best ever!

2 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September more.

Adolf destroyed Darth Vader in their epic rap, ensuring victory with the "step in my shower" line.

His delivery was spot on and all his burns hit their target while Vader had to make do with petty lines like "You're a pissed off little p****, with a Napoleon d***". His delivery was also sub-par, especially during the last line, very sad indeed.

Hitler's rhymes were really good and funny, especially compared to Vader's in the second half of the Hitler vs Vader videos (I won't say the first, Vader's raps were actually funny then).

I love how Adolf represented his dominance in the final verse of Adolf Vs Darth 2. He really put a hurtn on Vader.

Beat vader both times. The second time was more awesome, though.

3 Darth Vader Darth Vader is a Star Wars character and the main antagonist of the first three original Star Wars films and the main protagonist of the Star Wars prequel trilogy under his original name Anakin Skywalker. He had been trained as a Jedi but defected to the Sith lord and Galactic Chancellor Palpatine. more.

His raps are hilarious and own Adolf every time. He freezes Adolf in carbonite and then slices him in half. It's quite clear who won.

Awesome rapper, and hilarious as well. It's quite obvious he beat Hitler, who's already awesome.

You can't against the dark sise of the force why even bother? So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father!

Hitla somehow ruined the whole rap battle. I think it was the moustache...

4 Albert Einstein Albert Einstein (14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955) was a German-born theoretical physicist, widely acknowledged to be one of the greatest and most influential physicists of all time. Einstein is best known for developing the theory of relativity, but he also made important contributions to the development more.

Best lines in erb. "I'm as dope as 2 rappers so you better be scared, cause that means Albert e. = mc squats"- probably the smartest line. Also "take a seat Steve, oop, I see you've brought your own" basically every line was fire

I'm as dope as 2 rappers. You better be scared. Because that means Albert E=MC squarded!

5 Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American actor and martial artist. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu jitsu and judo. After serving in the United States Air Force, Norris won many martial arts championships and later founded his own discipline Chun Kuk Do. Shortly after, in Hollywood, Norris trained celebrities in martial arts. Norris went on to appear in a minor role in the spy film The Wrecking Crew (1969). Friend and fellow martial artist Bruce Lee invited him to play one of the main villains in Way of the Dragon (1972). While Norris continued acting, friend and student Steve McQueen suggested him to take it seriously. Norris took the starring role in the more.

Yeah, Abe Lincoln wasn't very good.
Abe is still awesome in real life.

Who doesn't like Chuck Norris I here he uses tabasco chilli sauce as eyedrops.

Lets rise the votes. I'm the new chuck!

6 Beethoven

Beethoven's music has lasted all these years, and their are still very few songs that EVEN come close to his epicness. Plus, his jokes were hilarious. And Justin bieber sucks, seriously, on the ERB website, on the part where you vote YOU can't EVEN SEE JUSTIN'S VOTES. The whole thing is for beethoven.

Want to trade blows? You can't even hit puberty!
Owned JB there and utterly destroyed him in the battle as a whole

He sucked in the first verse but dominated with his second.

7 Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite for the win!
"you're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang! "

8 William Shakespeare William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.

Last line in verse 1 "I bet you wrote the Twillight books too".
Plus he owned Dr. Seuss in verse 2 because his fast rapping.

He's got a motor in his mouth, he's so fast!

9 Genghis Khan
10 Mr. Rogers

The last line, "Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood. ", was amazing, plus he was able to keep his calm, and mellow attitude through almost the whole rap.

I'll say it once, Clarence. I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood.

"You call yourself T 'cause you too dumb to spell". Best rapper, should be no. 1.

The Contenders
11 HAL 9000
12 Abraham Lincoln

I'll properly reach across the aisle and b*$%*-smack you as equals, of the people, by the people, for the people, EAGLE! KAww!

He was the only reason why Mitt Romney vs Obama isn't in my top 2 worst erb.

13 Dr. Who

In the Dr. Who vs Doc Brown rap battle, the Doctor had way more class than doc brown and the way he just came back to life and started spitting a barrage of rhymes was just epic.

The Doctor smacked the hell out the Doc Brown. "Let's just say there is an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your arse with rhyme:"

14 Walt Disney

I rock the mic properly.
Turning profits I've got the key.
I'm the Juggernaut of stacking knots unstoppably.
The Disney-Land lord of your intellectual property.
So get back to work, that's my dime your wasting.
I didn't buy you for billions so you could play around debating.
Ah you belong to Disney, which means you stay busy.
Cranking out magic and assembly line whimsy.
Artists begging me to stop, I WON'T LET EM.
Labor conditions in my shop, I DON'T SWEAT EM.
I'm powerful enough to make a mouse gigantic.
With only 3 circles, I dominate the planet.
Clearly, there's nobody near me.
I'm owning this battle, in fact I own this whole series.
So hop on my steamboat boys, but don't rock it.
I'll put a smile on your face and green in your pocket.
You'll be safe and ensure when you're under my employ.
LOOK AT IT! Gaze upon my empire of joy!

15 Michael Bay Michael Benjamin Bay is an American filmmaker known for directing and producing big-budget action films characterized by fast cutting, stylistic visuals and extensive use of special effects, including frequent depiction of explosions.
16 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

Not that good in real life, but hilarious in the video.

17 Sherlock Holmes
18 Robin
19 Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is an American politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. He was the first African-American president of the United States. more.
20 Al Capone

"That rat nest beard trapped so many crumbs this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month" Lloyd cracked Al Capone perfectly, he kicked Blackbeards ass. Blackbeard got Capwned

21 Moses Moses is a prophet in Abrahamic religions. He is the Lawgiver of Judaism. God sent him to the Pharaoh in Egypt to tell him to release the children of Israel from bondage. When the Pharaoh disobeyed God, God sent 10 plagues. Finally, Pharaoh relented, and Moses led the children out of Israel (through more.

Moses demolished santa. His raps were funny and well timed. He definitely won that rap.

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23 Steve Jobs Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American entrepreneur and business magnate. He was the chairman, chief executive officer (CEO), and a co-founder of Apple Inc., chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar, a member of The Walt Disney Company's board of directors following more.
24 Bruce Lee Bruce Lee (November 27, 1940 – July 20, 1973) was a Hong Kong and American martial artist, martial arts instructor, actor, director, screenwriter, producer, and philosopher. He was the founder of Jeet Kune Do, a hybrid martial arts philosophy drawing from different combat disciplines that is often more.

"I would mess up your face but your momma did that for me" plain epic "I invented jeet kune do so taste my slipper shoe, here's My two-finger pushup, kung f-u." Best ever

Killed clint eastwood

25 Bill Gates William Henry Gates III (born October 28, 1955) is an American business magnate, software developer, investor, author, and philanthropist. He is a co-founder of Microsoft, along with his late childhood friend Paul Allen. During his career at Microsoft, Gates held the positions of chairman, chief executive more.

"You blow, Jobs. You arrogant prick with your second hand jeans and turtleneck." That makes me laugh every time. I can't decide who actually won though. They were both pretty good.

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