Best Epic Rap Battles of History Characters

This is not the people in real life, but in these videos.
The Top Ten
1 Darth Vader Darth Vader is a Star Wars character and the main antagonist of the first three original Star Wars films and the main protagonist of the Star Wars prequel trilogy under his original name Anakin Skywalker. He had been trained as a Jedi but defected to the Sith lord and Galactic Chancellor Palpatine. He adopted the name Darth Vader, and was placed in a suit after his legs were cut off and his body was burned after a fight with his former master Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet of Mustafar. He returned to the light side upon feeling conflict when finding his son Luke and turned stopped the now emperor Palpatine from killing him. In the original trilogy, Vader was physically portrayed by David Prowse ...read more.

Awesome rapper, and hilarious as well. It's quite obvious he beat Hitler, who's already awesome.

His raps are hilarious and own Adolf every time. He freezes Adolf in carbonite and then slices him in half. It's quite clear who won.

You can't against the dark sise of the force why even bother? So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father!

Hitla somehow ruined the whole rap battle. I think it was the moustache...

2 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician of Austrian descent who served as the leader of the Nazi Party since 1921, Chancellor of Germany since 1933, and Führer of Nazi Germany since 1934. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he reversed the Treaty of Versailles, initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939, and was a central figure of the Holocaust. He committed suicide two days before Soviet soldiers stormed his underground shelter in Berlin.

Hitler's rhymes were really good and funny, especially compared to Vader's in the second half of the Hitler vs Vader videos (I won't say the first, Vader's raps were actually funny then).

Beat vader both times. The second time was more awesome, though.

Hitler destroyed Darth vader in both raps!

I love how Adolf represented his dominance in the final verse of Adolf Vs Darth 2. He really put a hurtn on Vader.

3 Steven Hawking

This guy just rules. " There are ten million x8 particals of the universe that we can observe. your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd. "You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll

Best best the best ever!

4 Albert Einstein Albert Einstein (14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955) was a German-born theoretical physicist, widely acknowledged to be one of the greatest and most influential physicists of all time. Einstein is best known for developing the theory of relativity, but he also made important contributions to the development of the theory of quantum mechanics. Relativity and quantum mechanics are together the two pillars of modern physics. His mass–energy equivalence formula E = mc2, which arises from relativity theory, has been dubbed "the world's most famous equation". His work is also known for its influence on the philosophy of science. He received the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics "for his services to theoretical ...read more.

Best lines in erb. "I'm as dope as 2 rappers so you better be scared, cause that means Albert e. = mc squats"- probably the smartest line. Also "take a seat Steve, oop, I see you've brought your own" basically every line was fire

5 Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American actor and martial artist. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu jitsu and judo. After serving in the United States Air Force, Norris won many martial arts championships and later founded his own discipline Chun Kuk Do. Shortly after, in Hollywood, Norris trained celebrities in martial arts. Norris went on to appear in a minor role in the spy film The Wrecking Crew (1969). Friend and fellow martial artist Bruce Lee invited him to play one of the main villains in Way of the Dragon (1972). While Norris continued acting, friend and student Steve McQueen suggested him to take it seriously. Norris took the starring role in the ...read more.

Yeah, Abe Lincoln wasn't very good.
Abe is still awesome in real life.

Lets rise the votes. I'm the new chuck!

Who doesn't like Chuck Norris I here he uses tabasco chilli sauce as eyedrops.

6 Beethoven

Beethoven's music has lasted all these years, and their are still very few songs that EVEN come close to his epicness. Plus, his jokes were hilarious. And Justin bieber sucks, seriously, on the ERB website, on the part where you vote YOU can't EVEN SEE JUSTIN'S VOTES. The whole thing is for beethoven.

He sucked in the first verse but dominated with his second.

Want to trade blows? You can't even hit puberty!
Owned JB there and utterly destroyed him in the battle as a whole

7 HAL 9000
8 Mr. Rogers

The last line, "Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood. ", was amazing, plus he was able to keep his calm, and mellow attitude through almost the whole rap.

I'll say it once, Clarence. I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood.

9 Abraham Lincoln

I'll properly reach across the aisle and b*$%*-smack you as equals, of the people, by the people, for the people, EAGLE! KAww!

He was the only reason why Mitt Romney vs Obama isn't in my top 2 worst erb.

10 Walt Disney
The Contenders
11 Genghis Khan
12 Michael Bay Michael Benjamin Bay is an American filmmaker known for directing and producing big-budget action films characterized by fast cutting, stylistic visuals and extensive use of special effects, including frequent depiction of explosions.
13 Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite for the win!
"you're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang! "

14 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

Not that good in real life, but hilarious in the video.

15 Robin
16 Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is an American politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. He was the first African-American president of the United States. ...read more.
17 William Shakespeare William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.

Last line in verse 1 "I bet you wrote the Twillight books too".
Plus he owned Dr. Seuss in verse 2 because his fast rapping.

He's got a motor in his mouth, he's so fast!

18 Watson
19 Al Capone

"That rat nest beard trapped so many crumbs this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month" Lloyd cracked Al Capone perfectly, he kicked Blackbeards ass. Blackbeard got Capwned

20 Dr. Who

In the Dr. Who vs Doc Brown rap battle, the Doctor had way more class than doc brown and the way he just came back to life and started spitting a barrage of rhymes was just epic.

The Doctor smacked the hell out the Doc Brown. "Let's just say there is an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your arse with rhyme:"

21 Moses Moses is a prophet in Abrahamic religions. He is the Lawgiver of Judaism. God sent him to the Pharaoh in Egypt to tell him to release the children of Israel from bondage. When the Pharaoh disobeyed God, God sent 10 plagues. Finally, Pharaoh relented, and Moses led the children out of Israel (through the Red Sea, after God separated the waters), and led them through the wilderness for 40 years. God also gave Moses the Tablets of the Law to give to the children of Israel.

Moses demolished santa. His raps were funny and well timed. He definitely won that rap.

22 Steve Jobs Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American entrepreneur and business magnate. He was the chairman, chief executive officer (CEO), and a co-founder of Apple Inc., chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar, a member of The Walt Disney Company's board of directors following ...read more.
23 Bruce Lee Bruce Lee (November 27, 1940 – July 20, 1973) was a Hong Kong and American martial artist, martial arts instructor, actor, director, screenwriter, producer, and philosopher. He was the founder of Jeet Kune Do, a hybrid martial arts philosophy drawing from different combat disciplines that is often credited with paving the way for modern mixed martial arts (MMA). Lee is considered by critics, media, and other martial artists to be the most influential martial artist of all time and a pop culture icon of the 20th century, who bridged the gap between East and West. He is credited with promoting Hong Kong action cinema and helping to change the way Asians were presented in American films.

Killed clint eastwood

24 Mitt Romney

You're a stuttering communist. Love it!

25 Mozart

"I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old! " One of the best lines Mozart said.

Totally kicked Skrillex's butt..

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