Top Ten UFC: #3 ShatteredCrystal vs. #5 Simpson Dude Heavyweight Division Rated E

2storm In Press Conference.
Reporter: ShatteredCrystal you are on your debut what are your strengths?
ShatteredCrystal: My strength.
Reporter: Weakness?
ShatteredCrystal: Slowness.

Reporter: Simpson Dude ShatteredCrystal is one of the strongest people in the division how do you compete?
Simpson Dude: Speed get around him.
Reporter: How will you attack?
Simpson Dude: I just told you

In the Ring.
Bruce Buffer: Thank you for coming to TopTens Area this is THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! IT'S TIME! IN THE RIGHT CORNER! OUT OF USA, 6"7, 321 POUNDS, 45 REACH, SHATTEREDCRYSTAL! IN THE LEFT CORNER OUT OF ENGLAND, 6"2, 278 POUNDS, 32 REACH, SIMPSONDUDE! With our official Herb Dean.
Herb Dean: I want a safe match you guys know the rules. Do not injure your opponent at all possible I call a pause if anything goes wrong please tap gloves.

Admin: And they tap. They are both Ground Artist.
Finch: SO HERE WE GO SHATTEREDCRYSTAL VS. SIMPSON DUDE! AND WE'RE OFF!
Admin: OH AND SIMPSONDUDE HEADBUTS SHATTEREDCRYSTAL!
Finch: SHATTEREDCRYSTAL STARTS JABBING SIMPSON DUDE AND HE IS OUT! "Kirby Theme Song Plays"
Admin: Simpson Dude looks like he is heart.
Finch: Why did he head but?
Admin: Easy win.

In the Ring.
Bruce Buffer: Our Referee Herb Dean called a stop to this contest at 4:57 In the first round BY TKO! SHATTEREDCRYSTAL!

In Press Conference
Reporter: ShatteredCrystal it looked like Simpson Dude came down with a concussion what was that?
ShatteredCrystal: He tried a risky move.
Reporter: What do you have to say to America?
ShatteredCrystal: I'm coming.

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Comments

good - Skullkid755 (6/22/2016)

Hopefully I win when my time comes. - visitor (6/22/2016)

Good - bobbythebrony (6/22/2016)