The Memetastic Singing Competition Episode 1

445956 DISCLAIMER: This post series has no intention of ripping off SomePersonYouHate. I took inspiration, and all credit goes to him.

The judges here are me, SpectralOwl, and Chuck Norris.

The contestants today are: Robbie Rotten, Mason Ramsey, Pink Guy, and Uganda Knuckles.

445956: First up is: Robbie Rotten!
SpectralOwl: This should go amazingly!
Chuck Norris: I could never trust that guy..
445956 and SpectralOwl: HOW DARE YOU!
Chuck Norris: Just start!

Robbie Rotten: Oh no! Spartacus is watching!

(He starts singing)

Pourquoi je vis, pourquoi, je meurs?
Pourquoi je ris, pourquoi je pleure?
Voici le S.O.S
D'un terrien en détresse
J'ai jamais eu les pieds sur terre
J'aimerais mieux être un oiseau
J'suis mal dans ma peau
J'voudrais voir le monde à l'envers
Si jamais c'était plus beau
Plus beau vu d'en haut
D'en haut
J'ai toujours confondu la vie
Avec les bandes dessinées
J'ai comme des envies de métamorphoses
Je sens quelque chose
Qui m'attire, qui m'attire, qui m'attire vers le haut
Au grand loto de l'univers
J'ai pas tiré l'bon numéro
J'suis mal dans ma peau
J'ai pas envie d'être un robot
Métro boulot dodo
Pourquoi je …

Chuck Norris: He has such a beautiful voice! Why did I ever not trust him?
SpectralOwl: What? This can't be right.
445956: Sorry Chuck, but I am on the owl's side.
(Spartacus shows up on stage)
Spartacus: Don't trust that fraud! It is just a Dimash Kudaibergen song and he is lip-syncing!
Spartacus, SpectralOwl, 445956, and Chuck Norris: BOOOOO!!!

(Spartacus chases Robbie off the stage)

445956: Next up, it is Mason Ramsey!
SpectralOwl: You mean Lil' Hank?
445956 and Chuck Norris: Oh brother..

Mason Ramsey: SKRR! SKRR! LIl' Hank sippin' lean in the south! The lean's pouring into my mouth! The kinda lovin she got is hot! And I'm so sexy and hot! Listenin' to bro country in the south side, if you don't like this I'll make ya hide!

445956, Chuck Norris, and SpectralOwl: BOOOO!!

SpectralOwl: This has to be fake!

(Real Mason Ramsey shows up)

Real Mason Ramsey: I don't want to compete anyways, eliminate this sucker!

(Mason Ramsey chases Lil' Hank off stage)

445956: Next up, Pink Guy
SpectralOwl: Do either of you have got a censoring machine?
Chuck Norris: I have one in my BLOOD!

Pink Guy: Shut the unicorn up! Stop being a rainbow pony! Shut the horse up! You're a candying pillow!

445956: Chuck, I just wanted you to place bleeps in there, not random cute words!
Chuck Norris: I didn't know.
Pink Guy: YOU ARE A STUPID SPRINKLE COVERED FLUFFY RAINBOW UNICORN, CHUCK NORRIS!
SpectralOwl: Norris aside, he had a good performance.

445956: And last but not least, Uganda Knuckles
SpectralOwl: Thanks for reminding me THAT existed. (sarcastic)
Chuck Norris: This ain't the real Knuckles!
445956: Start the performance!

(Uganda Knuckles) starts singing)

I never thought life would be so simple but, I found a WAE, I found a- sorry, I don't want this.

(On my way, on my way)
(On my way, on my way)

I would like to reach out my hand
Oombayseeyou, oombay tell you to run (On my way, on my way)
Emoobadeesee moobadeeyah

Well pick me up with golden hand
Oombayseeyou, oombay tell you to run (On my way, on my way)
Emoobadeesee moobadeeyah

Well, I would like to hold my little hand
How we will run, we will, how we will crawl, we will
I would like to hold my little hand
How we will run, we will, how we will crawl

Send me on my way (On my way)
Send me on my way (On my way)
Send me on my way (On my way)
Send me on my way (On my way)
Send me on my way (On my way)
Send me on my way (On my way)
Send me on my way (On my way)
Mm hmm (On my way)

I would like to reach out my hand
Oombayseeyou, oombay tell you to run (On my way, on my way)
Emoobadeesee moobadeeyah

Now pick me up with golden hand
Oombayseeyou, oombay tell you to run (On my way, on my way)
You know what they say about the young

Well, I would like to hold my little hand
How we will run, we will, how we will crawl, we will
I would like to hold my little hand
How we will run, we will, how we will crawl

Send me on my way (On my way)
Send me on my way (On my way)
Send me on my way (On my way)
Send me on my way (On my way)
Send me on my way (On my way)
Send me on my way (On my way)
Send me on my way (On my way)
Mm hmm (On my way)

Well, I would like to hold my little hand
How we will run, we will, how we will crawl, we will
I would like to hold my little hand
How we will run, we will, how we will crawl

Send me on my way
Send me on my way
Send me on my way
On my way
Send me on my way
Send me on my way

I would like to reach out my hand
Oombayseeyou, oombay tell you to run (On my way, on my way)
Emoobadeesee moobadeeyah

445956: Catchy, but great!
SpectralOwl: Yeah, I shouldn't have insulted this guy!
Chuck Norris: Whatever.
SpectralOwl: You have no respect, Chuck.

Existing Songs Used:
SOS d’un terrien en détresse by Dimash Kudaibergen
Shut the (redacted) Up by Pink Guy
I Found a Way by Drake Bell
Send Me On My Way by Rusted Root

We'll see you on episode 2!

Comments

Cool! - visitor (4/19/2018)

>_< Not kNuCkLeSss
Whyy? ;w; - visitor (4/19/2018)

I really enjoyed this and will definitely read episode 2 when it comes out. - Ku (4/19/2018)

Yay, Iḿ in a post - visitor (4/19/2018)

That sounds like what most pop singers do, I bet another singer that is actually good sings the studio songs and the "pretend" pop singers with a similar voice but can't sing. - visitor (4/19/2018)

This was great! Really funny at parts, definitely looking forwad to the next episode. - visitor (4/19/2018)

Feels too similar to my TTT Idol series but other than that it's ok. It's a step up from your Tales from the Pit of the Weird series. Overall I'd give this a 5 or maybe 6 out of 10. - visitor (4/19/2018)

Overall, I really like it, the dialouge is hilarious and definitely worth a +. I also loved Robbie Rotten singing in french so another +. And, I didn't really find anything bad about, great job! - visitor (4/19/2018)