Team Fortress 2 Episode 1

Pony "5, 4, 3,2,1!" Ringggggg
Heavy: Kill them all!
Scout: Bonk!
The scout has killed an enemy spy.
"AAH!", the spy screamed.
Medic: "Medic!"
The engineer has already made his sentries when someone tried to take RED's intelligence.
Engineer: Yippee Kay Yay!
But more people came and took the intelligence.
That is, untill Demoman, Pyro and even the Spy, of all people, saved the day.
Demoman: How's that feel you blockhead?
Pyro: Mhmh mh!
Spy: Ahhahaha *snorts Hahaha!
Sniper: Steady, steady..
Click, boom! The sniper sniped the heavy medic pair.
Then, out of all odds, the Soldier managed to grab BLU's intelligence and won the match for RED.
"VICTORY!" The teammates killed the enemies in Humiliation and then did a conga.
I DO NOT OWN TF2, IT BELONGS TO VALVE.
Anyway, thanks for reading!

Comments

Pretty good, but could you use our names? - visitor

FOR SCOTLAND!
Pyro had the best lines. - DapperPickle

I Get To Burn Them All BWA haha Haha By THEORY Way I Agree With Therandom YOU SHOULD Use Our Actual names - visitor

I wanna be the very best, to train them is my test, TF2, gotta KILL EM ALL.

I don't even know the words. Great post. - IronSabbathPriest

Ok I will add your names next time. - Pony