Top Tens Celeb Roaster 3 : Puga Roasts Matty B.

Skullkid755 So, I've heard Puga will be retiring, so I'm doing this for him. Cause, if a good user is gonna retire, they should get to roast a celebrity. Today, Puga will be roasting Matty B.

Puga - "How do you like rap?"

Matty B. - "I just love it! If you hate it, well, f@@k you then! I'm gonna quick scope some skrubs later on you mthrfkr!

Puga - "Sounds great, hey, wanna know what else is great? Anything besides your voice! Is it real?"

Matty B. - "It more real that your fake swag!"

Puga - "Quit getting high on helium! Who do you want to be president?"

Matty B - "Lil Wayne!"

Puga - "That dude doesn't have a brain!"

Matty B - "Say that again!"

Matty B then slips off the stage and lands in a box of crabs, hurting but not killing him.

Matty B - "I'm gonna quick scope this cwabs!"

Puga hands Matty B a gun.

Matty B pulls the trigger, but paint explodes from the gun and gets in his face.

Matty B - "No, (we here a really high pitched scream."

Keyson - "See you people later, and bye!"

Comments

Weird how Puga didn't call Matty B a nonce - Martinglez (8/8/2016)

I think this post came before that joke began. Not sure. - Skullkid755 (8/8/2016)

This was made as a retirement gift. So I don't know - Puga (8/9/2016)

Does admin feel that changing "ídk" to "I don't know" is a necesarry change that will help the site? Just an annoyance. - Puga (8/9/2016)

I don't know. - Skullkid755 (8/9/2016)