Total Drama Video Games 4 - Looking then Cooking

Skullkid755 Theme song plays and show starts.

(Cabin)
Mario - "I only hope a Nintendo character doesn't lose this time."
Link - "I, will, use a Fatal Blow on you if you say that again!"

Sonic - "Mario is up to something!"
Shinobi - "I'll spy on him sometime when I can."

Amy - "Well, Mario sucks more than his games now."

(breakfast)
Shinobi - "My master told me to never resort to evil, for those who do evil stuff, become evil, and those who do
heroic stuff, become heroic."
Scorpion - "Dude, you said that yesterday."

(before - challenge)
PAC-Man - "Today, you're challenge, is to cook the perfect meal.You must look for pellets and cherries, and then mix them with stuff from the North, South, East, and West caves."
Scorpion - "Do you know what Mario is up to?"
PAC-Man - "No."
Shinobi (to Sonic) - I'll leave the team and spy on Mario."
Sonic - "Fine, do it."

(confessional)
PAC-Man - "I do know what he's up to, I just love my ratings."

(during challenge)
Sonic is catching them quickly, but is dropping them each time he runs into something.
Zelda - "You shouldn't have given the Pegasus boots to Ravio during the unseen epilogue!"
Link - "Well, excuse me princess, but he was the reason why I was able to bomb some dodongos."
Shinobi (in tree) - "Well, so he's blocking the caves. Well, I hope Ezio assassinates him someday."
Mario (while holding lots of stuff from the North and East caves) - "Woo hoo."
Shinobi then throws a shuriken at him, then a smoke bomb, then hides what he stole near Sega's team.
Amy - '' We have 500 pellets, and lots of stuff to add to the meal.Let's get cooking."
Alis - "Okay."
They are cooking everything, and in the end, have a meal of health bars and experience points.
Mario - "Where is my stuff?"
Ryu has found several pixels, and a lot of power ups for his team's meal.
Link, Zelda, and Palutena have found 350 pellets in all.
When they are done cooking their meal, they have a large meal of texture packs and cheats.

(after they are done)
PAC-Man - "Well, hear are my two taste testing NPCs."
PAC-Man then points at a pedestrian from GTA San Andreas and a villager from Minecraft (wait, is this reality show trying to appeal to the 8 year olds now?)
When the pedestrian eats Sega's meal, they have all their wounds and glitches removed from their body.
The villager then gulps down Nintendo's meal, and after that, has only one health point left.
Mario - "Ah, no. We lost by non sabotage. What a big deal!"
Ryu - "Mario, we know you're the villain of this series."
Mario - "Quit breaking the 4th wall, you're 16 bit!"

(Confessional)-
Mario - "Self sabotage, a way to keep them from suspecting me."

(elimination)
PAC-Man - "And Mario is . . . "
(everyone stairs in a suspenseful fashion)
PAC-Man - "Not leaving! Instead, Link is!"
Ryu - "What?"
Zelda - "@$$hole Mario, I hope you die!"
Mario - "What did you say?"
Zelda - "Go f##k yourself!"
Palutena - "We all voted Mario, we agreed on it."
Link - "Well, bye." (Song of Healing plays as he leaves onto the boat.)

Confessional -
Mario - "Well, Link, if you're watching, hope you love being cheated out of a huge prize by me!"

Comments

Funny how Amy says Mario's games are bad now when Sonic games today are much worse - Martinglez