Top 10 Most Ridiculous Misheard Lyrics from Epic the Musical

Epic the Musical misheard lyrics are mysterious, concerning, and absolutely confusing.

1. "From the wrath of pocket monsters..." ("From the wrath of gods and monsters..." - Odysseus)

   I can't see how you get "pocket monsters" from this. This must have come from someone who was thinking of Pokémon.

2. "I wanna be a little fairy" ("I wanna be legendary" - Legendary)

3. "The cyclops! The cyclops! The cyclops! (etc)" ("Poseidon! Poseidon! Poseidon! (etc)" - Ruthlessness)

   I thought the Cyclops was blind?

4. "You're really cursed!" ("Eurylochus!" - Full Speed Ahead)

   Although Eurylochus is truly cursed, I can't hear this at all, no matter how many times I play the clip.

5. "No, I'm not a player, I'm a Palpatine." ("No, I'm not a player, I'm a puppeteer." - Puppeteer)

6. "Well done. You lied to me. What's your name?" ("Well done. Enlighten me, what's your name." - Warrior of the Mind)

   No. This makes no sense at all. Also, as Jorge said, "Good job, you're a liar!"

7. "I'm no pet, I'm American!" ("I'm no pet, I'm a married man!" - Love in Paradise)

8. "You've nerfed me enough!" ("You've hurt me enough!" - Survive)

9. "I am the prophet with the antlers you seek." ("I am the prophet with the answers you seek." - No Longer You)

10. "Keep your France close and your M&Ms closer." ("Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." - Keep Your Friends Close)

    This is my favorite, honestly. I just like the idea that Aeolus is telling us to keep our M&Ms safe from the people who would eat them. It's crazy. It also makes absolutely no sense.