Top 10 Songs with the Funniest Vocals
Some vocal performances make you stop in your tracks. Others make you snort milk out your nose. This list is about the second kind.
Maybe the singer's voice cracked in a moment of misguided passion. Maybe someone thought primal screaming was the right vibe for a romantic ballad. Or maybe they just leaned into their inner cartoon villain and never looked back.
There are two types of entries on this list. First, you've got songs that are clearly trying to be funny with their vocals. Think exaggerated accents, bizarre noises, theatrical screeches, or someone sounding like a pirate on karaoke night. Then there are the unintentional gems. Those glorious moments when a vocalist probably meant to sound dramatic or edgy but somehow ended up sounding like a confused goose instead.
Which tracks crack you up the most? Which performances leave you wondering if the singer was totally serious or just had a little too much fun in the booth? Scroll through the list, cast your votes, and enjoy the strange symphony of silly, strange, and spectacular vocal decisions.
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F*** the System - System of a Down
Just play the sample.
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Constipation Blues - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Stretching his body and making strange noises, not knowing he is being recorded... Imagine that.
This sample got me laughing. He sounds like he's having an orgasm or something.
Really very funny vocals, and the song also features a fart sound.
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Big Balls - AC/DC
Always a good laugh to listen to this song.
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Victim of Changes - Judas Priest
The way Rob sings it is very funny, especially, "Whiskey woman, don't you know that you are driving me insane?"
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I Put a Spell on You - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Oh man, those vocals and screams! (Especially a live version available on YouTube.) Who says only metal singers scream and growl?
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Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men
A pretty silly song, but the way they bark "Who who who..." is so funny.
This song is so funny. A very popular song because of its vocals!
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The Ballroom Blitz - The Sweet
The funniest vocals are provided by the backing vocalist and bassist, Steve Priest, when he sings lead vocals (the song has shared lead vocals). This song was inspired by an incident during a live show when the band was driven offstage by a barrage of bottles.
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Tommy the Cat - Primus
Fun fact: Tom Waits did all of Tommy the Cat's speaking parts. He also brought in Les Claypool to play bass on some of his own records.
Say baby! Say baby!
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Dude (Looks Like a Lady) - Aerosmith
Famously featured in Mrs. Doubtfire.
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The Spider's Lullabye - King Diamond
This song and its vocals are supposed to scare me, but for some reason, this doesn't happen to me. I actually think the vocals are very funny (play the song sample).
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All Star - Smash Mouth
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Steal My Sunshine - Len
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Vicinity of Obscenity - System of a Down
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In the Summertime - Mungo Jerry
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Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon
The howling is funny: "Aaooo! Aaooo! Werewolves of London! Aaooo!"
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Bad Boys - Inner Circle
Yes, the vocals are funny. This also has to be one of the catchiest songs - I listened to it three days ago, and it got stuck in my head.
I always laugh when I hear this song. I really shouldn't though, because this is the theme song to COPS.
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Don't Eat the Yellow Snow - Frank Zappa
It also includes misheard lyrics. Whatever he says, it sounds to me like "poo poop." Actual lyrics include "boop-boop, booh, boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo, bop-bop ta-the-the bop-bop ta-the-the."
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Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
This song has dark lyrics, but the music isn't dark, and the vocals are pretty funny at times.
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More Than Pain - King Diamond
Haha, just play the song sample. King Diamond is voice acting. Oh, and the song is supposed to be scary.
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Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen
Always puts a smile on my face.
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Surfin' Bird - Sodom
The Trashmen metal cover - they kept part of the funny vocals and added some more.
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Mitzi Dupree - Deep Purple
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Chop Suey! - System of a Down
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Carry Stress in the Jaw - Mr. Bungle
Mike Patton never disappoints.
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Lucifer in Love - Edguy
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Der Jegermeister - Trollfest
This is folk metal. Just play the song sample (what I mean is at the beginning of the sample).
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Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse
Unintentionally hilarious vocals.
I laugh at the vocals of this song.