Top 10 People with the Most Punchable Faces

1. Donald Trump

   

   Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946, in Queens, New York) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th and 47th President of the United States.

   Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Donald J. Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the... read more

   The man is orange with what looks like a dead guinea pig on his head. Smugness and narcissism practically drip from his pores. I mean, it's Trump. Need I say more? Even his own wife clearly wants to punch him.

   (Durarara reference) "You know, setting up a wall in front of Mexico is offensive, right? So it makes you racist, right? So what happens next is what you deserve, right?" Punches Trump so hard all of his clothes fly off.

   He deserves to be punched in the face until all his teeth are knocked out from that garbage can that is his mouth.

2. Ajit Pai

   

   Ajit Varadaraj Pai (born January 10, 1973) is an American attorney who previously served as the Chairman of the United States Federal Communications Commission (FCC) from 2017 to 2021. He was the first Indian American to hold the office.... read more

   I'm pretty sure everyone who uses the internet really wants to punch him.

   If that smile isn't convincing enough, then I don't know what is.

   I can't believe it. I found a face more punchable than Harvey Weinstein.

3. Kim Jong-Un

   

   Kim Jong-un (born January 8, 1983) is a North Korean politician who has served as Supreme Leader of North Korea since December 2011 and as Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea since April 2012. He's the third leader in the Kim dynasty, following his father Kim Jong-il and his grandfather Kim Il-sung... read more

   That face is the epitome of a perfectly scrunched-up, grown, fat Asian kid face (not that I have anything against Asians, especially since I am one).

4. Adolf Hitler

   

   Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 to April 30, 1945) was a German politician of Austrian descent who led the Nazi Party from 1921, served as Chancellor of Germany from 1933, and held the position of Führer from 1934. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he reversed the Treaty of Versailles, initiated World War II... read more

   Punch him, kill him, nuke him, partition him! Do everything that he has done to my country to him! I hate this man with every centimeter (I would say every inch, but I'm not American) of his being. He deserves far, far more than just a punch.

   He is already a barbaric, genocidal, syphilis-infested, dictatorial lunatic. Did he have to top it off with the world's dumbest mustache? If I didn't associate with Hitler, it would have given me pedo-vibes.

   Punch him so hard his mustache flies off. That mustache couldn't have been real. I mean, look at it! It's a literal square.

5. Brett Kavanaugh

   

   Brett Michael Kavanaugh (born February 12, 1965) is an American lawyer and jurist who has been serving as an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States since October 6, 2018. He was nominated by President Donald Trump.... read more

   I hear he likes beer. He just looks like an entitled rich guy, and what do you know... he is.

6. Donald Trump Jr.

   

   Donald John Trump Jr. (born December 31, 1977), sometimes referred to as Don Jr., is an American businessman and political activist. He is best known as the eldest child of Donald Trump, the 45th and 47th President of the United States, and Ivana Trump, Donald Trump's first wife. Outside of his father's... read more

   Half of the time he just looks like a spoiled brat and the other half, he looks like a whipped dog desperately begging for daddy's love. (I mean the lengths Don Jr. goes to in order to tell the world how the sun actually does shine out his dad's ass - strongly and more tremendously bright than yours - it's frankly just pathetic. All the Trump kids just pretend to agree with daddy on everything - like a cult).

7. Hillary Clinton

   

   Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (born October 26, 1947) is an American politician, diplomat, and former lawyer who served as the 67th United States Secretary of State from 2009 to 2013, as a United States Senator representing New York from 2001 to 2009, and as First Lady of the United States from 1993 to... read more

   YES, I would love to punch her so hard. It couldn't make her any uglier than she is.

8. Ted Cruz

   

   Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz is an American politician and attorney who has served as the junior United States Senator from Texas since 2013. He was a candidate for the Republican nomination for President of the United States in the 2016 election. Cruz is affiliated with the Tea Party movement and is known... read more

   He just looks as smug, condescending, and smarmy as he actually is. Even my mom says Ted has a punchable face, and she is pretty damn conservative - that's saying something.

9. Vladimir Putin

   

   Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (born October 7, 1952) is a Russian politician and former intelligence officer who is currently serving as the president of Russia, a position he has held since 2012. He previously served as president from 2000 to 2008 and was prime minister from 1999 to 2000, and again from... read more

   A chest-banging ape who somehow manipulated his way into the Russian presidency.

10. Richard Spencer

    

    Richard Bertrand Spencer (born May 11, 1978) is an American neo-Nazi, antisemitic conspiracy theorist, and white supremacist. He is widely associated with coining the term "alt-right" and was one of the most prominent advocates of the movement in the 2010s.... read more

    Alt-right namer and a spearhead figure. Definitely qualifies.

    He's a Neo-Nazi prick. Enough said.

The Newcomers
11. ?

    Tommy Tallarico

    Worst game reviewer ever. He has a massive ego, his reviews are garbage, and he has plagiarized music in the game industry. He is well deserving of a punch to the face.

12. ?

    Cr1TiKaL

    

    This ugly-ass Geico Caveman-looking neckbeard deserves to be punched in the face over 100 times for how much of a dumbass he is.

The Contenders

13. Kanye West

    

    Ye (born Kanye Omari West. June 8, 1977) is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, and fashion designer. He is regarded as one of the most influential and controversial artists of the 21st century.

    Born in Atlanta and raised in Chicago, West initially gained fame as a producer for Roc-A-Fella... read more

    Kanye West: "Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'ma le-"

    Me: Punches Kanye West in the face. "Ah, so this is what you mean by giving of your body on stage and putting your life at risk."

14. Ben Shapiro

    

    Benjamin Aaron Shapiro (born January 15, 1984) is an American conservative political commentator, media host, attorney, and author. He published his first book, Brainwashed: How Universities Indoctrinate America's Youth, in 2004 at the age of 20. Shapiro is the co-founder of The Daily Wire and hosts... read more

    He's just a liar trying too hard to look smart.

15. Marjorie Taylor Greene

    

    Marjorie Taylor Greene (born May 27, 1974), often referred to by her initials MTG, is an American far-right politician and businesswoman. She has served as the U.S. Representative for Georgia's 14th congressional district since January 3, 2021.... read more

    Pretty much every one of these far-right wingers who spread obviously untrue conspiracy theories and other nonsense like that deserves to be punched in the face as hard as possible.

    This woman is literally insane.

16. David Hogg

    

17. Milo Yiannopoulos

    

    Milo Yiannopoulos, whose birth name is Milo Andreas Wagner, is a British polemicist, political commentator, public speaker, and writer. He is a former senior editor at Breitbart News. He describes himself as a "cultural libertarian."

18. Mike Pence

    

    Michael Richard Pence is an American politician and lawyer who served as the 48th Vice President of the United States from January 20, 2017, to January 20, 2021. He was elected alongside President Donald Trump and held office for one full term. Before becoming Vice President, Pence served as the Governor... read more

19. Barack Obama

    

    Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) served as the 44th President of the United States from 2009 to 2017, becoming the first African-American to hold the office. A member of the Democratic Party, he previously served as a U.S. Senator from Illinois (2005 to 2008) and as an Illinois state senator... read more

20. Phyllis Schlafly

    

    Phyllis Schlafly was an American conservative activist and author known for her successful campaign against the Equal Rights Amendment in the 1970s.

    She founded the Eagle Forum, a conservative interest group focused on social and family issues. Schlafly remained active in conservative politics... read more

21. Lil Wayne

    

    Dwayne Michael Carter Jr. is an American rapper from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was discovered by Brian "Baby" Williams at a young age and signed to Cash Money Records, where he became one-quarter of the rap group Hot Boys. He later founded his own label, Young Money Entertainment, signing artists such... read more

22. Harry Styles

    

    Harry Edward Styles is an English singer and songwriter. He initially gained fame as a member of the boy band One Direction. He has since launched a successful solo career with albums Harry Styles, Fine Line, and Harry's House, producing global hits such as "Watermelon Sugar" and "As It Was."

23. Nicki Minaj

    

    Onika Tanya Maraj, known professionally as Nicki Minaj (born December 8, 1982), is a Trinidadian-American rapper and pop artist. She is widely recognized for hits like "Anaconda," "Super Bass," "Starships," and her feature on "Bang Bang."... read more

24. Paul Joseph Watson

    

    Paul Joseph Watson is a British YouTube personality, radio host, writer, and conspiracy theorist. He began his career at InfoWars in the early 2000s and became known for promoting conspiracy theories related to 9/11, chemtrails, and the New World Order. Watson has also been involved in spreading debunked... read more

25. Alec Baldwin

    

    Alexander Rae "Alec" Baldwin III is an American actor, producer, and comedian. A member of the Baldwin family, he is the oldest of the four Baldwin brothers, all of whom are actors. Baldwin is known for his work in film, television, and on stage, including his Emmy-winning portrayal of Jack Donaghy on... read more

26. 6IX9INE

    

    Daniel Hernandez (born May 8, 1996), better known by his stage name 6ix9ine, also called Tekashi69 or Tekashi, is an American rapper known both for his music and for his legal controversies. In 2015, he pleaded guilty to a felony charge of using a child in a sexual performance, though he denied any sexual... read more

    Who wouldn't want to punch that weird Skittles face? This guy has done some terrible things.

27. Jim Jordan