Worst Stand-Up Comedians Ever

I personally have a huge distaste for Schumer's work. Though hate for her typically breeds sexist comments and rude remarks about her body weight, I genuinely think that she wants to be hailed as this beautiful feminist icon who isn't perfect and that's okay. It's a good message, but the problem is, she herself has not been able to carry that out.

Not only are her jokes often flat and frequently disgusting, but she constantly steals jokes. This has been proven several times, and many, many comedians have made allegations of her stealing jokes. It's not something to write off because dozens of Youtube videos have been made to compare her jokes to the accusers' and they're literally the exact same. We really, really need to be emphasizing this more in popular culture because, not only did she blow up in popularity despite her horrible sense of humor, but she became popular despite having stolen all that horrible humor. To me, that is a great tragedy to comedy.

She herself is not a very entertaining person, and that's obvious in her comedy as she relies majorly sex jokes or crude comments that have absolutely none of the comedic sense that others have. Her show on Netflix was horrible, and her past comedic T.V. appearances weren't that great. Honestly, most of her career was spent copying and exaggerating great jokes told by actually good comedians but with horrible timing in comparison to theirs. It's a surprise that she became so famous.

Here's the thing: She is not the feminist icon that girls need to be looking up to. Women like Emma Watson should be much more appreciated than Amy Schumer's purposeful and oftentimes disgusting crudeness. As a society, we should be working more toward shedding positive light on who deserves it, and condemning those who don't, instead of shying away from hating on people just because of what they have begun to represent. Let's be clear here: Amy Schumer has STOLEN jokes and is in all honesty, a terrible comedian... more

Not even good at the one thing he is supposed to be good at. . . telling stories. They veer all over the place and he talks way to fast. Seldom says anything funny, and has terrible delivery. Even when he has a funny joke, it takes him so long to get there, that by the time he hits the punch line, it is no longer funny. But he is a genius for how he used the Internet and connecting with people personally to build a fan base and make millions.

I watched an entire Special of his once ( I was being polite to the person that was watching it) and I never laughed once. Never happened before.

I've heard that a lot of his material is stolen, but I'm not sure if it's true. Definitely not as funny as modern culture thinks. I don't like his comedy, similar to Aziz Ansari (who somehow pulls it off better) he just yells it or attempts to make it sound funny with the way he pronounces it.

Everything he does just screams neediness! I can't stand him. He steals jokes and the worst part is they gave that idiot his own show. I cringe and feel the need to vomit every time I see his face.

The most annoying personality rounded off with the opinions of a stupid schmuck who thinks society is retarded when really it's just him and his stupid stereotypical nature.

In 2009, South Park said about him, " I took credit for it 'cause I'm not actually funny. Come on, man, do you know what it's like? Being a comedian but not being funny?" Sounds about right.

Sarah is too political, and in a very irrational/emotional way. I admit she's hot, but funny? Not so much. The only way I would watch her comedy special is if she was in a bikini.

She is so dang hot. I think she's very smart and beautiful. Too bad she isn't a Republican in Florida because I would go down like a scuba diver and never want to come up for air!

I really, really just do not like her. At all. I would start another holocaust just to kill her.

Him and Amy Schumer are essentially cut from the same cloth I have thoroughly disliked this man since I was a child. He is every redneck cliche taken to a point that it's not comical whatsoever. The man is just gross.

Uneducated working class simpletons like this crap. The kind of person who laughs out loud during one of this P.O.S.'s performances is the kind of person who drives around with a dead deer on the roof of his pickup truck and wants to make America great again.

Ugh. How is he so low? How can you laugh at the phrase "Get er done"? What is funny about it? Is it that he say's "er" instead of "it"? He is as funny as a burp. If its ridiculously long you might smile, but that's it.

Not only is he unfunny, but he's also an absolute monster. He got Phil Hartman's wife back into drugs. She then killed Phil during a crack bender.

Saw him years ago at a college campus in Florida. Waste of time and money. He was so high, couldn't even stand up not alone make you laugh.

A cartoon that somehow came to life, but forgot how to be funny or entertaining.

Was funny the first time, then repeat, repeat, repeat,...

Was funny for maybe 2 minutes.

I swear to god having a dog turd on stage for an hour is more entertaining than carrot top

South Park was right about her weight. They really does look like that abomination that came from the Trapper Keeper.

God, I love the fact oprah put her on her channel to save her failing T.V. Station, but she is just outright not funny.

Didn't even know she was a comedian, but I guess that makes sense considering how wacky her political views are.

Always making dishonest excuses about her so-called "edgy" photo tweet of a decapitated head of our US President. Then again, you cannot wish death on any US president, even if you did it as a joke.

Besides that her comedy is horrifyingly unlistenable and unfunny. The only positive thing I could say about her is her voice role in the animated UPN Dilbert series. Other than that, awful comedian.

She's unbelievably annoying and painfully unfunny. And to top it off is the entire decapitated Trump controversy. It doesn't matter if you like him or hate him, that was to far and not funny in the slightest.

Yes! Never heard her tell a joke. What am I not getting?! And I'm a gay man, supposedly her most loyal demo. Maybe it's because I'm a comedy writer but still.

Stupid British humor, doesn't deserve to be recognized as a comedian

Same as Dane cook

This man is the human embodiment of cringe. A physical manifestation of cringe. He's just vulgar and gross.

His material is painful to the eyes and ears.

Had good 5 minutes... in the 90's

He constantly laughs or talks over his guests. Someone sitting and doing his show simply talking off queue cards would be better,

He's not great. He's just okay. Most people in the younger audiences would enjoy his show more because of the fun and exciting way he presents these A-List celebrities. The problem is that he only accomplishes this easy way of talking through very, very long fake laughing and tedious games. Even when he was on SNL, he wasn't great and often broke first. He's just notorious for laughing at inappropriate times and for inappropriate lengths. That's what diminishes his comedy quality. Honestly, he isn't a very funny person or a particularly entertaining one either; just his ability to bring on actually interesting celebrities and appeal to younger audiences has made him more famous than his more-deserving colleagues.

One of the two Jimmy's that killed late-night comedy in the late 2010's. (Side note: how is Jimmy Kimmel not on this list.) Hate to break it you buddy, but dunking on President Trump for four straight years doesn't count as comedy. If you're going to do political comedy, then you have to satirize both sides of the political spectrum.

Just awful in every way but, despite his horrific appearance, the worst part is he is simply not funny. Ever. Even if he was able to annunciate words, it wouldn't help.

Average UK Comedian of no special magic wears a dress on-stage and gets far too much respect for it.

He's a British comedian

Back in the 2000s and the early 2010s he was a legitimately funny comedian who made edgy and funny jokes but today he's the Scottish version of Stephen Colbert, making bad jokes about politics in a time when we're extremely divided.

Just goes for shock value for every joke, nothing better than playground jokes.

He's Jokes were funny 10 years ago, wish he came up with some new material. A comedian who lost his gift

I don't care what people say! There are people that like his movies and I'm one of them. He's definitely niche but he is funny to some people..in his old movies that is.
Because Pauly Shore's stand up is not good at all. He always come off as a spoiled brat. And no punch lines at all. It's just him being old and weird.

I have never really found this man to be amusing he essentially plays the same character in everything he does. He's just not funny... Maybe a few decades ago he was for a few years but that time is long past.

You can go through an entire set and not even smile once. His "jokes" lack any punch line, are completely inane and after he's done, your IQ has dropped by at least 50 points. He deserves to be on top.

He won't be on any of my best of lists. But his John Madden impression is one of my guilty pleasures.

Impressionists should still have to have a joke or two in their arsenal.

I think Rogan is pretty funny--He doesn't care who he offends or what he says, it's funny. When you see a comedian it's not about being PC and boring. Tons on this list don't make me laugh, but I'm more of a Chris Rock/Chappelle type of fan, and Rogan has some similar traits. Excellent--I get he can get a little loud, so the Everybody loves Raymond types probably won't like it---Family Guy crowd loves it.

This douchebag just shouts and whines, and talks about things he hates, which can be a little funny at first, but then it becomes dull and boring. It's also annoying how he seems to be shouting all the time all through out his routine, as if his audience were deaf or something. His jokes are also not funny.

I was forced to listen to his pod cast today on a road trip... I wanted to jump from the moving vehicle within minutes... It was that bad. He may have a corky thing or two to say if you listen for like 2+ hours, but as a whole he sucks.

I'm English, but am embarrassed is one of ours, America please adopt this talentless moron who tries to convince the audience he's funny, shame on whoever is weak enough to laugh.

He's one of the very worst comedians of all time. I think his career is based on seeming nice rather than being funny. His material is weak!

I've now reviewed a few worst of lists where comedians were lambasted for their crassness. Paula wouldn't be on my 10 best list, but I wouldn't put her on a worst of list either. After numerous complaints about politically incorrect material from other comedians, is Paula's crime being too G rated?

Never found her funny.