Worst Stand-Up Comedians Ever

Amy Schumer is everything that is wrong with Hollywood in general. She is unfunny, only joking about her vagina and how pathetic men are, she thinks of herself as high and mighty to everyone else like the time she felt that she could just walk into a gym and start working out and go mad because they asked for a membership card, she is a prime example of what is wrong with the feminist movement, and she always seems to make her decisions by her emotion. Horrible comedian, ungrateful, annoying, unfunny, sexist, and huge ego.

Disgusting "humor?" Check.
Hypocrite? Check.
Completely self-obsessed with her fame? Check
Raped a guy in college? Check. (Not a conspiracy theory either; she seriously said that during a speech at the 2014 Gloria Awards. Look it up on YouTube if you don't believe me.)

Checks off all the boxes for worst comedian ever.

How are there so many talented female comedians performing at local comedy clubs, yet this unfunny hack fraud has her own late-night show, TWO Netflix specials, and her own movie?! She's the female equivalent of that one boy in high school who keeps telling the same old dick joke and expects people to laugh at it.

I personally have a huge distaste for Schumer's work. Though hate for her typically breeds sexist comments and rude remarks about her body weight, I genuinely think that she wants to be hailed as this beautiful feminist icon who isn't perfect and that's okay. It's a good message, but the problem is, she herself has not been able to carry that out.

Not only are her jokes often flat and frequently disgusting, but she constantly steals jokes. This has been proven several times, and many, many comedians have made allegations of her stealing jokes. It's not something to write off because dozens of Youtube videos have been made to compare her jokes to the accusers' and they're literally the exact same. We really, really need to be emphasizing this more in popular culture because, not only did she blow up in popularity despite her horrible sense of humor, but she became popular despite having stolen all that horrible humor. To me, that is a great tragedy to comedy.

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If you think she is funny, you need to go into your tool box and grab a hammer. Then grab a permanent marker. With the permanent marker, you need to make a big black dot on your forehead. To make sure that the dot is the correct size, please do this in front of the bathroom mirror. Once you believe the dot is a good enough size to be able to be seen from a few feet away, you will then proceed to try try to hit the dot on your forehead with the hammer as many times as you can. If you succeed, then you too will eventually be as talented as Amy Schumer is.

I've heard that a lot of his material is stolen, but I'm not sure if it's true. Definitely not as funny as modern culture thinks. I don't like his comedy, similar to Aziz Ansari (who somehow pulls it off better) he just yells it or attempts to make it sound funny with the way he pronounces it.

Want to know what's funnier than actual clever comedy and creative jokes? A full-grown idiot screaming on the top of his lungs while spazzing out and making crude, tasteless jokes about genitalia that wouldn't even get smile from a 13-year-old!

I have never even known anyone who likes this belligerent screaming faux entertainer. He shouldn't be on this list, as calling him a comedian is an insult to every other comedian.

This hack actually believed his own MYSPACE HYPE, and duped the public into briefly believing that he was the reincarnation of Steve Martin 1975.

Everything he does just screams neediness! I can't stand him. He steals jokes and the worst part is they gave that idiot his own show. I cringe and feel the need to vomit every time I see his face.

The most annoying personality rounded off with the opinions of a stupid schmuck who thinks society is retarded when really it's just him and his stupid stereotypical nature.

In 2009, South Park said about him, " I took credit for it 'cause I'm not actually funny. Come on, man, do you know what it's like? Being a comedian but not being funny?" Sounds about right.

An annoying, stereotipical, retarded Mexican who steals jokes from comedians way funnier than him. If he at least came up with his jokes, people would laugh at them.

I really, really just do not like her. At all. I would start another holocaust just to kill her.

At least #1 on your list is right. But, Silverman at number 4 is absurd. Especially, when considering her T.V. show.

Not terrible, not great. Still acts like making fun of Christians and republicans is somehow edgy.

I don't know how she is able to sustain a career in comedy. She is extremely unfunny.

Uneducated working class simpletons like this crap. The kind of person who laughs out loud during one of this P.O.S.'s performances is the kind of person who drives around with a dead deer on the roof of his pickup truck and wants to make America great again.

Ugh. How is he so low? How can you laugh at the phrase "Get er done"? What is funny about it? Is it that he say's "er" instead of "it"? He is as funny as a burp. If its ridiculously long you might smile, but that's it.

Extremely unfunny. Definitely should be higher on this list than Sarah. Sarah has made me laugh (not much) but I have never even smiled, not even exhaled out my nose from a joke by this idiot

I hate this guy! One guy that's missing from this list is harland williams, his jokes are painful, I'd rather watch him being mauled.

Was funny the first time, then repeat, repeat, repeat,...

Was funny for maybe 2 minutes.

I swear to god having a dog turd on stage for an hour is more entertaining than carrot top

Not only is he unfunny, but he's also an absolute monster. He got Phil Hartman's wife back into drugs. She then killed Phil during a crack bender.

Saw him years ago at a college campus in Florida. Waste of time and money. He was so high, couldn't even stand up not alone make you laugh.

A cartoon that somehow came to life, but forgot how to be funny or entertaining.

Remember that one time where he exposed his genitals at a comedy club?

South Park was right about her weight. They really does look like that abomination that came from the Trapper Keeper.

God, I love the fact oprah put her on her channel to save her failing T.V. Station, but she is just outright not funny.

Didn't even know she was a comedian, but I guess that makes sense considering how wacky her political views are.

A disgusting person who is so incredibly angry at life that her comedy is a sad act of a shameless women.

Always making dishonest excuses about her so-called "edgy" photo tweet of a decapitated head of our US President. Then again, you cannot wish death on any US president, even if you did it as a joke.

Besides that her comedy is horrifyingly unlistenable and unfunny. The only positive thing I could say about her is her voice role in the animated UPN Dilbert series. Other than that, awful comedian.

She's unbelievably annoying and painfully unfunny. And to top it off is the entire decapitated Trump controversy. It doesn't matter if you like him or hate him, that was to far and not funny in the slightest.

Yes! Never heard her tell a joke. What am I not getting?! And I'm a gay man, supposedly her most loyal demo. Maybe it's because I'm a comedy writer but still.

If she ever said anything funny I wouldn't know due to not being able to stomach that annoying voice of hers for more than 5 seconds.

Stupid British humor, doesn't deserve to be recognized as a comedian

Same as Dane cook

His material is painful to the eyes and ears.

Had good 5 minutes... in the 90's

Same as the first 2

Should be top 5.

One of the two Jimmy's that killed late-night comedy in the late 2010's. (Side note: how is Jimmy Kimmel not on this list.) Hate to break it you buddy, but dunking on President Trump for four straight years doesn't count as comedy. If you're going to do political comedy, then you have to satirize both sides of the political spectrum.

He's not great. He's just okay. Most people in the younger audiences would enjoy his show more because of the fun and exciting way he presents these A-List celebrities. The problem is that he only accomplishes this easy way of talking through very, very long fake laughing and tedious games. Even when he was on SNL, he wasn't great and often broke first. He's just notorious for laughing at inappropriate times and for inappropriate lengths. That's what diminishes his comedy quality. Honestly, he isn't a very funny person or a particularly entertaining one either; just his ability to bring on actually interesting celebrities and appeal to younger audiences has made him more famous than his more-deserving colleagues.

He used to be better, but now he just sucks. His T.V. show is awful. The jokes aren't witty and the humor is childish. Every episode is pretty much the same repetitive thing over and over!

He should have stayed on Saturday Night Live. He was funny then. I admit some of his games are fun to watch but honestly he kinda humiliates himself sometimes on his shows.

Back in the 2000s and the early 2010s he was a legitimately funny comedian who made edgy and funny jokes but today he's the Scottish version of Stephen Colbert, making bad jokes about politics in a time when we're extremely divided.

Just goes for shock value for every joke, nothing better than playground jokes.

He's Jokes were funny 10 years ago, wish he came up with some new material. A comedian who lost his gift

Average UK Comedian of no special magic wears a dress on-stage and gets far too much respect for it.

He's a British comedian

Unfunny. Mumbles and expects the audience to understand. Worst comedian I've ever seen. An hour of talking in a funny voice isn't comedy.

You can go through an entire set and not even smile once. His "jokes" lack any punch line, are completely inane and after he's done, your IQ has dropped by at least 50 points. He deserves to be on top.

It says a lot when "A Goofy Movie" is by far and away your funniest movie. He wasn't even the main star, and his face wasn't on-screen!

I think Rogan is pretty funny--He doesn't care who he offends or what he says, it's funny. When you see a comedian it's not about being PC and boring. Tons on this list don't make me laugh, but I'm more of a Chris Rock/Chappelle type of fan, and Rogan has some similar traits. Excellent--I get he can get a little loud, so the Everybody loves Raymond types probably won't like it---Family Guy crowd loves it.

This douchebag just shouts and whines, and talks about things he hates, which can be a little funny at first, but then it becomes dull and boring. It's also annoying how he seems to be shouting all the time all through out his routine, as if his audience were deaf or something. His jokes are also not funny.

I was forced to listen to his pod cast today on a road trip... I wanted to jump from the moving vehicle within minutes... It was that bad. He may have a corky thing or two to say if you listen for like 2+ hours, but as a whole he sucks.

Yeah. He's jokes are slightly funny, but all that shouting is seriously annoying. His schtick is that of a college-aged type comedian, but is a balding mid to late 40's, viagra-using douche.

He won't be on any of my best of lists. But his John Madden impression is one of my guilty pleasures.

Impressionists should still have to have a joke or two in their arsenal.

I'm English, but am embarrassed is one of ours, America please adopt this talentless moron who tries to convince the audience he's funny, shame on whoever is weak enough to laugh.

He's one of the very worst comedians of all time. I think his career is based on seeming nice rather than being funny. His material is weak!