Top 10 Mighty Boosh Episodes

The Top Ten
1 The Legend of Old Gregg

- Then how come this hook's in my head, fool?
- It's nothing to do with me, sir.
- It's attached to your rod, mother licka!

I watched this on the bus on my phone I literally could not stop laughing! Old gregg is so ridiculous! " It's attached to your rod motha licka! " haha

Easy Now you furry little man peach...

Whys this not no. 1!

2 The Nightmare of Milky Joe

Different and funny in a more discreet way. Might not be "the best" but very creative and memorable.

"Maybe on that ship he'd look like a dickhead in front of his mates, but in the trendier parts of Plymouth or Shoreditch, he would've gone down like a genius! "

Sort of a normal episode for Boosh, but it was so entertaining too me.

3 Call of the Yeti

Look into our eyes you can see the future. Look into our eyes you can see your soul. Hay Ho. Now start voting people. Cause non of these episodes are real. (Apart from this one. ! )

4 Hitcher

This is the episode that truly got me into the Boosh. The Hitcher has always been my favourite character, and he steals every scene. Love the zoo for animal offenders, the Nazi turtle and the ku klux goose broke me.

The hitcher is the best character in the show! "you love it you slags! " "you won't see penny one from me you slag! "

Turns out he was in a local primary school, in the bin! Reelin around with the apple cores, like they do!

5 Electro

I've been inside all the greats. I've been inside Charlie Parker, I've been inside Miles Davis, I even got inside Steve Davis... though that was an accident.

He's a musical genius!
Well, he better be. He looks like a paedophile.

Driving along on the plastic dream
Heart beats fast like a tiny machine
I am electro boy
I am electro girl
Sailing along on the perspex sea
Crystal moccasin, bionic cheese
I am electro boy
I am electro girl

is this right? lol

6 Journey to the Center of the Punk
7 Fountain of Youth

I've read about this, if you're walking in the desert and there's no land marks and you got one leg shorter than the other, you just go round in circles.

I love the chosen one. But not as much as I love this episode.

8 Party

Bouncy bouncy of such a good time. Bouncy bound shoes all in a line. Bouncy bouncy everybody vote for this episode because it is the best one.

Bouncy bouncy, ooh, such a good time
Bouncy bouncy, shoes all in a line
Bouncy bouncy, everybody summersault
Summersault, summertime
Everybody sing along
Bouncy bouncy, ooh, such a good time
Bouncy bouncy
White socks slipping down
Bouncy bouncy, stilettos are a no-no
Bouncy bouncy, ooh
bouncy bouncy, ooh
Every time I bounce I feel I touch the sky

Bouncy bouncy oo such a good time. Bouncy bouncy shoes all in a line. Bouncy bouncy everybody vote for this episode because it is the best.

9 Tundra

The egg of mantumbi is as big as a schoolboys head, top shop top shop, don't touch me mink, the frozen words of biggy shackleton, sticklebacks sticklebacks, lesbian ham, carve a canoe out of a whales jawbone, oh crikey, cappuccino stain, lost in the blinding whiteness of the TUNDRA!

I'm little Johnny frostbite, freezing you up freezing you down like an icicle!

Awesome episode and I love Vince's ice costume.

10 The Power of the Crimp

Needs to be number 1. So people need to stop voting for old Greg, Yeh it's a good episode but it doesn't compare to this episode. So start voting for the poor of the crimp.

Put you in my jacket pocket took you to the meeting. Harold boon and lance dior make this episode the greatest

This is number 1 for me. Future sailors, it's what's inside that counts my friend!

The Contenders
11 The Strange Tale of the Crack Fox

Twist my head clean off and put me to sleep with your kind boots mr fancy man.. Best episode

The cracks fox freaks me out with its hi pitched voice. "Hello... I'm the foxy man! "

Not only is this in the top ten, it is number one!

12 The Priest & the Beast

"Is it so wrong to love a guitar? "
"It is when you stick your balls inside it and strum yourself to ecstasy! "

The New Sound, the Woodstock, LSD, etc parody... simply crazy stuff with great music behind it

13 Nannageddon

Nanna nanna go away come back another day But I also like the legend of old gregg but which ones better theires only one way to find out FIGHT!

My favourite. Love the song as well. But it is really creepy. As in reaallyy creepy.

14 Jungle

I'm king of the mods! I love the mod wolves. But I think in that episode Vince had really tall hair.

Most men would have licked my balls.

15 Eels

Eels up inside ya. Finding an entrance were they can! The hitcher is So funny. He is played by Noel Fielding and he is funny too! : ) The hitcher is in three episodes and I need to see him in more.
Howard is funny in this episode too and he is normally mature! Well he is a still mature in this episode But he was really funny in the Eels episode.
But Vince is the best. He is super funny... I need to get to the point don't I?! Basically this is the best episode and if people don't vote sooner or later you'll be eating eating eels very very soon!

16 Charlie

Charlea is a gigantic piece of bubble gum. Really funny and scary at the same time.

Bursting your bubble like a hubba bubba nightmare!

17 Bollo

Why is this last. I love the ape of death song. You all go to monkey he'll unless you start voting.

Don't be sinnical, it's a produce miracle. And don't be sinnical, and start voting you all. !

In the words of Vince Noir, "Genius"!

18 Killeroo

Howard:Vince what are I going to do?
Vince:Have you ever thought about joining the circus.
Howard: No about the vote, we need to get more people to vote for this episode.
Vince: Wha-ohh! Right the vote. You people out there need to vote for this episode. NOW

I love this episode especially because of Vince's weird dream. (I love the music in that. )

And that's why I don't like cricket.

19 Mutants
20 The Chokes

Howard's citing is terribly funny. Please vote now.

21 Stolen (Radio)
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