Top 10 Best Mighty Boosh Episodes

The Top Ten
The Legend of Old Gregg Howard and Vince encounter the bizarre creature Old Gregg while fishing on Black Lake, leading to a series of surreal events.

Then how come this hook's in my head, fool?
It's nothing to do with me, sir.
It's attached to your rod, mother licka!

I watched this on the bus on my phone. I literally could not stop laughing! Old Gregg is so ridiculous! "It's attached to your rod, motha licka!" Haha

Easy now, you furry little man peach...

Why is this not No. 1?

The Nightmare of Milky Joe Stranded on a deserted island, Howard and Vince create imaginary friends from coconuts, leading to increasingly bizarre conflicts.

Different and funny in a more discreet way. It might not be "the best," but it's very creative and memorable.

"Maybe on that ship he'd look like a dickhead in front of his mates, but in the trendier parts of Plymouth or Shoreditch, he would've gone down like a genius!"

Sort of a normal episode for Boosh, but it was so entertaining to me.

Call of the Yeti Vince drags Howard on a trip to the forests of Canada to find the Yeti, but the journey turns unexpectedly dangerous.

Look into our eyes, you can see the future. Look into our eyes, you can see your soul. Hey ho. Now start voting, people, because none of these episodes are real. (Apart from this one!)

Hitcher Howard and Vince get entangled in a sinister adventure after picking up a strange hitchhiker on their way to a gig.

This is the episode that truly got me into the Boosh. The Hitcher has always been my favorite character, and he steals every scene. Love the zoo for animal offenders. The Nazi turtle and the Ku Klux Goose broke me.

The Hitcher is the best character in the show! "You love it, you slags!" "You won't see penny one from me, you slag!"

Turns out he was in a local primary school, in the bin! Reeling around with the apple cores, like they do!

Electro Vince joins a new electro band, which sparks a rivalry with Howard and threatens their friendship.

I've been inside all the greats. I've been inside Charlie Parker, I've been inside Miles Davis, I even got inside Steve Davis... though that was an accident.

He's a musical genius!
Well, he better be. He looks like a paedophile.

Driving along on the plastic dream
Heart beats fast like a tiny machine
I am Electro Boy
I am Electro Girl
Sailing along on the Perspex sea
Crystal moccasin, bionic cheese
I am Electro Boy
I am Electro Girl

Is this right? Lol

Journey to the Center of the Punk Vince embarks on an internal journey through his own body to save Howard after he swallows a rare record.
Fountain of Youth Vince and Howard pursue the mythical Fountain of Youth, leading to a confrontation with Old Gregg.

I've read about this. If you're walking in the desert and there are no landmarks, and you've got one leg shorter than the other, you just go round in circles.

I love the Chosen One. But not as much as I love this episode.

Party Howard and Vince throw a party to impress their friends, but things spiral out of control when unexpected guests arrive.

Bouncy, bouncy, such a good time. Bouncy, bouncy, shoes all in a line. Bouncy, bouncy, everybody vote for this episode because it is the best one.

Bouncy, bouncy, ooh, such a good time
Bouncy, bouncy, shoes all in a line
Bouncy, bouncy, everybody somersault
Somersault, summertime
Everybody sing along
Bouncy, bouncy, ooh, such a good time
Bouncy, bouncy
White socks slipping down
Bouncy, bouncy, stilettos are a no-no
Bouncy, bouncy, ooh
Bouncy, bouncy, ooh
Every time I bounce, I feel I touch the sky

Bouncy, bouncy, ooh, such a good time. Bouncy, bouncy, shoes all in a line. Bouncy, bouncy, everybody vote for this episode because it is the best.

Tundra Howard and Vince journey to the Arctic tundra to search for a mythical creature, but face strange encounters along the way.

The egg of Mantumbi is as big as a schoolboy's head, top shop top shop, don't touch me mink, the frozen words of Biggy Shackleton, sticklebacks sticklebacks, lesbian ham, carve a canoe out of a whale's jawbone, oh crikey, cappuccino stain, lost in the blinding whiteness of the TUNDRA!

I'm Little Johnny Frostbite, freezing you up, freezing you down like an icicle!

Awesome episode, and I love Vince's ice costume.

The Power of the Crimp Howard and Vince's unique style is challenged when an imitator group called The Flighty Zeus steals their "crimp" act.

This needs to be number 1. People need to stop voting for Old Gregg. Yeah, it's a good episode, but it doesn't compare to this one. So start voting for The Power of the Crimp.

Put you in my jacket pocket, took you to the meeting. Harold Boon and Lance Dior make this episode the greatest.

This is number one for me. Future Sailors, it's what's inside that counts, my friend!

The Newcomers

? Stolen (radio) Howard and Vince attempt to retrieve stolen zoo animals from a mysterious thief.
? Mutants Howard and Vince discover bizarre mutants living in the sewers, leading to a struggle to escape.
The Contenders
The Strange Tale of the Crack Fox Vince accidentally brings a dangerous urban fox into Naboo's flat, resulting in a chaotic and surreal series of events.

Twist my head clean off and put me to sleep with your kind boots, Mr. Fancy Man... Best episode.

The Crack Fox freaks me out with its high-pitched voice. "Hello... I'm the foxy man!"

Not only is this in the top ten, it is number one!

The Priest & the Beast Naboo shares a story about two musicians, Rudi and Spider, who search the desert for the New Sound.

The New Sound, the Woodstock, LSD, etc., parody... simply crazy stuff with great music behind it.

"Is it so wrong to love a guitar?"
"It is when you stick your balls inside it and strum yourself to ecstasy!"

Nannageddon Vince and Howard accidentally unleash an army of demonic grannies while trying to impress goth girls.

Nanna nanna, go away, come back another day. But I also like The Legend of Old Gregg. But which one's better? There's only one way to find out. FIGHT!

My favorite. I love the song as well, but it is really creepy. As in really creepy.

Jungle Howard and Vince embark on a dangerous journey through the jungle to find a rare animal and prove their courage.

I'm king of the mods! I love the mod wolves. But I think in that episode, Vince had really tall hair.

Eels Howard finds himself indebted to a sinister eel salesman who threatens to take over the shop if he doesn't pay up.

Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can! The Hitcher is so funny. He is played by Noel Fielding, and he is funny too! The Hitcher is in three episodes, and I need to see him in more.

Howard is funny in this episode too, and he is normally mature! Well, he is still mature in this episode, but he was really funny in the Eels episode.

But Vince is the best. He is super funny... I need to get to the point, don't I?! Basically, this is the best episode, and if people don't vote, sooner or later you'll be eating eels very, very soon!

Charlie Vince creates a series of stories about his imaginary friend Charlie, a creature made of bubble gum and random objects.

Charlie is a gigantic piece of bubble gum. Really funny and scary at the same time.

Bursting your bubble like a Hubba Bubba nightmare!

Bollo Bollo the gorilla falls ill, leading Howard to disguise himself as Bollo to face a trip to the underworld.

Why is this last? I love the Ape of Death song. You'll all go to monkey hell unless you start voting.

Don't be cynical. It's a produce miracle. And don't be cynical - start voting, you all!

In the words of Vince Noir, "Genius"!

Killeroo Howard is challenged to a boxing match against a lethal kangaroo to defend the honor of his boss, Dixon Bainbridge.

Howard: Vince, what am I going to do?
Vince: Have you ever thought about joining the circus?
Howard: No, about the vote, we need to get more people to vote for this episode.
Vince: Wha-ohh! Right, the vote. You people out there need to vote for this episode. NOW.

I love this episode, especially because of Vince's weird dream. I love the music in that.

And that's why I don't like cricket.

The Chokes Howard attempts to improve his acting skills but ends up struggling with stage fright and a difficult acting instructor.

Howard's sighting is terribly funny. Please vote now.

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