Top Ten Weirdest Children's Shows

The Top Ten
1 Teletubbies Teletubbies is a British pre-school children's television series created by Ragdoll Productions' Anne Wood CBE and Andrew Davenport, who wrote each of the show's 365 episodes. It is owned by Canadian Studio WildBrain, which is the largest independent Children's and Adolescent's Film Studio

The babies and creators: Oh, they're just cute, harmless little aliens with weird names and belly screens. Along with the Sun, who happens to be a baby. And the pipes are just commanders who tell the Teletubbies what to do. Babies will understand.

Kids: This show is weird because it's for babies.

Teens: What the heck is this? Four aliens and a Sun baby? This is creepy. Pipes telling them what to do? Disturbing... Belly screens tracking down whatever fun thing a baby is doing? THAT'S JUST WRONG!

Adults: Honey, what are you watching?! IT'S THE TELETUBBIES! QUICK! BURN IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS! It's okay, son/daughter, it's gone now. Don't ever watch that again, or you're grounded.

Sorry one of my fave preschool shows. It was adorable (Big Hug), funny (Tinky Winky dancing with tutu on his head). Oh ok if you want weird. Then Baby Sun, whoever thought of a babies face in the sun had lost their mind at the time.

Want to hear something scarier than this? the black-and-white version of this!

That's why the lion and the bear were banned in the US!

2 Barney & Friends Barney & Friends is an American children's television series aimed at children from ages 1 to 8, created by Sheryl Leach and produced by HIT Entertainment. It premiered on PBS on April 6, 1992. The series features the title character Barney, a purple anthropomorphic tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, optimistic attitude. Despite the show being popular with kids, the University of Chicago professor W. J. T. Mitchell's book The Last Dinosaur Book: The Life and Times of a Cultural Icon, he notes that the program is often a target for parody and negative attacks by children of various ages, adolescents, and adults in the United more.

A giant purple dinosaur is kinda weird if you ask me. Especially if you look deep in his eyes..

Any show with a purple dinosaur in it is weird.

3 Sesame Street Sesame Street is a long-running American children's television series, produced by Sesame Workshop and created by Joan Ganz Cooney and Lloyd Morrisett.
4 Pee-wee's Playhouse

This show is really creepy, but I liked it as a kid for some reason. Pee Wee acts like a child, and the other characters, except for the live people are ugly! My parents think this is not creepy and it is good.

My 5th grade teacher used to show it to us all the time. It has like a 10 minute intro of weirdness! The guy sounds like he has no life!

JUST PLAN weird! AND CREEPY! did I watch it as a kid? yes but only because that's what my family put on for me. I didn't really like it.

This is going to be a sad show cause their is No Pee Wee anymore. Paul Reuben we all missed you RIP

5 Breadwinners Breadwinners is an American animated television series created by Gary "Doodles" DiRaffaele and Steve Borst for Nickelodeon. more.

It's about ducks shaking their butts and loving bread. Need I say more?

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7 Adventure Time Adventure Time is an American animated television series created by Pendleton Ward for Cartoon Network. The series follows the adventures of a boy named Finn (voiced by Jeremy Shada) and his best friend and adoptive brother Jake (voiced by John DiMaggio)—a dog with the magical power to change shape more.

Ok obviously I see why this is up here. They basically just said hey we're desperate for ratings so we're gonna make a show about a kid who goes on crazy adventures with a talking dog. It's like Dora almost if you think about it.

Weird but surprisingly funny and emotional! Marceline is so cute

It's weird but I love it

8 Boohbah Boohbah is a British children's television programme created by Anne Wood. It premiered on 14 April 2003 on ITV in the United Kingdom, followed by its Nick Jr.

I tried watching it and I was utterly confused. The creators of this show say that only kids would understand this show, But I'm a kid, I'm 10 and this show makes no sense! First of all the brown boohbah literally looks like a pile of crap.

SheepBuggy I watched it around your age, I thought the show was a bit crazy but guess what the show is for 3 year olds. I changed the channel.
Its just a gang of fluffy balls zooming around going boohbah

I need to start sending death threats to everyone saying about these shows made by people on drugs or kids don't do drugs.

If you watch this you will genuinely feel like your high, I mean what kind of names are "Zingzingzingbah" and "Mrs Lady". A low-key satanic show.

9 Green Screen Adventures

I actually had the misfortune of watching this.

10 Dora The Explorer Dora the Explorer (2000 - 2019) is an American preschool educational animated TV series created by Chris Gifford, Valerie Walsh, and Eric Weiner in which Dora goes on adventures with her friend, a monkey named Boots.

Dora says "oh no a puddle what do we do"
I say "here is advise 1: walk you have feet. Just walk around it. 2: put your monkey in a zoo. And you should go back to kindergarten.

Retard adventures with a smarter, annoying monkey? Sounds like something that Robot Chicken could have made, and that would have been more hilarious.

In my opinion, I think Dora might be blind and deaf because she asks you everything even if it's obvious.

The Contenders
11 Balao Magico (Magic Balloon)
12 Caillou Caillou is a Canadian educational children's television series that was first shown on Teletoon (both English and French versions), with its first episode airing on the former channel on September 15, 1997; the show later moved to Treehouse TV, with its final episode being shown on that channel on October 3, 2010. The show was animated in Canada by CINAR Corporation (later Cookie Jar Entertainment), In season 5, the show was animated by South African-based studio, Clockwork Zoo. The show, based on the books by Hélène Desputeaux, focuses on a four-year-old boy named Caillou who is fascinated by the world around him.

Ugh that bald 4 year old is so weird and is whiny all the time.

Examples: Mom, Rosie's doing this. Mom, Rosie's doing that.

Ugh his whining drives me insane and so does his temper tantrums.

I have never heard of this cartoon till the internet. Why did the animations make him bald?

13 Weinerville
14 Sigmund and the Sea Monsters
15 Land of the Lost
16 Bubble Guppies Bubble Guppies is an American-Canadian animated television series targeted at preschoolers, which premiered in 2011. Created by Jonny Belt and Robert Scull, the show takes place in an underwater classroom and educates children about various subjects through songs and sketches. With its colorful characters and interactive format, Bubble Guppies has become popular among young viewers. The show has received several awards and nominations for its educational content and creative approach.
17 Super Why Super Why! or The Reading Adventures of Super Why! is an American-Canadian children's CGI animated show developed by Angela Santomero and Samantha Freeman Alpert. The series is produced by New York City-based Out of the Blue Enterprises and Toronto-based DHX Media through its Decode Entertainment division. The show debuted on PBS stations on September 3, 2007 and went on hiatus in October 2012 for 2 years and 10 months. The series resumed again on August 17, 2015. The series airs on PBS Kids and aired on Sprout until 2015 in the USA, Kids' CBC and Family Jr. in Canada, and as of June 26, 2014, Nick Jr. and Tiny Pop in the UK.

Super-Why does this show exist!

18 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids
19 Ludwig
20 Spongebob Squarepants SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series created by marine biologist and animator the late Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon. SpongeBob is currently the most popular show on Nickelodeon, as well as the longest running show, running for 23 years, and is beginning its 13th season. The show revolves around a sea sponge called SpongeBob SquarePants and his adventures under the sea. The show is considered to be one of the best Nickelodeon and cartoon shows of all time.

Like it or not, one must admit it is ludicrous.

21 Classical Baby
22 Mr. Meaty Mr. Meaty is a Canadian-American television series created by Jamie Shannon and Jason Hopley. The show centers on two lazy teenage boys named Josh Redgrove and Parker Dinkleman, who work at a fast food restaurant.

Really Creepy. I was really scared of the episode when Mr meaty gets a tapeworm from eating a raw burger

23 Angela Anaconda Angela Anaconda is a Canadian–American children's television series created by Joanna Ferrone and Sue Rose, the latter of whom who also voices the title character.
24 The Junior Christian Bible Science Lesson
25 Tweenies

Not creepy.
They have real names not like the Teletubbies, Boohbahs and In The Night Garden.
They talk human speech.
The only thing you could call creepy is one dressed up as a pedophile.

Most of the songs (Not the theme songs) are fine. At least the have real names and don't talk like babies.

These things, well, they're not awful but they're creepy...

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