Top Ten Weirdest Children's Shows

The Top Ten

  1. Teletubbies

    Teletubbies is a British preschool children's television series created by Anne Wood CBE and Andrew Davenport of Ragdoll Productions. Davenport wrote all 365 episodes of the original series, which first aired in 1997.

    The rights to the Teletubbies brand are owned by WildBrain, a Canadian media... read more

    The babies and creators: Oh, they're just cute, harmless little aliens with weird names and belly screens. Along with the Sun, who happens to be a baby. And the pipes are just commanders who tell the Teletubbies what to do. Babies will understand.

    Kids: This show is weird because it's for babies.

    Teens: What the heck is this? Four aliens and a Sun baby? This is creepy. Pipes telling them what to do? Disturbing. Belly screens tracking down whatever fun thing a baby is doing? THAT'S JUST WRONG!

    Adults: Honey, what are you watching?! IT'S THE TELETUBBIES! QUICK! BURN IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS! It's okay, son/daughter, it's gone now. Don't ever watch that again, or you're grounded.

  2. Barney & Friends

    Barney & Friends is an American children's television series created by Sheryl Leach and produced by several companies during its run, including HIT Entertainment. Aimed at young children, the show premiered on PBS on April 6, 1992. It features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who teaches... read more

    A giant purple dinosaur is kinda weird if you ask me. Especially if you look deep in his eyes.

    Any show with a purple dinosaur in it is weird.

  3. Pee-wee's Playhouse

    This show is really creepy, but I liked it as a kid for some reason. Pee-wee acts like a child, and the other characters, except for the live people, are ugly! My parents think this is not creepy and it is good.

    My 5th grade teacher used to show it to us all the time. It has like a 10-minute intro of weirdness! The guy sounds like he has no life!

    JUST PLAIN weird! AND CREEPY! Did I watch it as a kid? Yes, but only because that's what my family put on for me. I didn't really like it.

  4. Sesame Street

    Sesame Street is a long-running American children's television series. It is produced by Sesame Workshop and was created by Joan Ganz Cooney and Lloyd Morrisett. The show premiered on November 10, 1969, and has become one of the most influential educational programs in television history.

  5. Breadwinners

    Breadwinners is an American animated television series created by Gary "Doodles" DiRaffaele and Steve Borst for Nickelodeon. The show originated as an animated short created in DiRaffaele's apartment in Studio City, Los Angeles, in collaboration with Borst.... read more

    It's about ducks shaking their butts and loving bread. Need I say more?

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  7. Adventure Time

    Adventure Time is an American animated television series created by Pendleton Ward for Cartoon Network. The series follows the adventures of a boy named Finn, voiced by Jeremy Shada, and his best friend and adoptive brother, Jake, voiced by John DiMaggio. Jake is a dog with the magical power to change... read more

    Ok, obviously I see why this is up here. They basically just said, Hey, we're desperate for ratings, so we're gonna make a show about a kid who goes on crazy adventures with a talking dog. It's like Dora almost, if you think about it.

    Weird but surprisingly funny and emotional! Marceline is so cute.

  8. Boohbah

    Boohbah is a British children's television programme created by Anne Wood. It premiered on April 14, 2003, on ITV in the United Kingdom and debuted on PBS in the United States on January 19, 2004. The show features five colorful characters and uses movement, light, and sound to engage preschool children... read more

    SheepBuggy, I watched it around your age. I thought the show was a bit crazy, but guess what? The show is for 3-year-olds. I changed the channel. It's just a gang of fluffy balls zooming around going boohbah.

    If you watch this, you will genuinely feel like you're high. I mean, what kind of names are "Zingzingzingbah" and "Mrs. Lady"? A low-key satanic show.

    There is no dialogue in this show whatsoever, and all the episodes are, in essence, the same.

  9. Green Screen Adventures

    I actually had the misfortune of watching this.

  10. Dora The Explorer

    Dora the Explorer is an American animated preschool educational television series created by Chris Gifford, Valerie Walsh Valdes, and Eric Weiner that originally aired from 2000 to 2019. The show follows Dora, a young Latina girl, as she embarks on adventures with her monkey friend Boots.... read more

    Dora says, "Oh no, a puddle, what do we do?"

    I say, "Here is advice 1: Walk, you have feet. Just walk around it. 2: Put your monkey in a zoo. And you should go back to kindergarten."

    In my opinion, I think Dora might be blind and deaf because she asks you everything even if it's obvious.

    11. The Newcomers
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    Numberjacks

    The people in this show are so stupid it almost seems supernatural. There was even this girl in her twenties who was on a date with her boyfriend, but one of the villains made him switch places with the 4, and she didn't even notice. She just kept sitting at the table with this talking blue number 4, roughly the size of a soccer ball, and nothing changed until the other Numberjacks came to the rescue.

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    Soupe Opéra

    Soupe Opéra is a French children's television programme created in 1991. It originally aired on France 3 and featured short segments in which fruits and vegetables were transformed into whimsical characters and objects through stop-motion animation. The show also aired in Australia on ABC1 and ABC2 as... read more

    Only the most drugged-up piece of French animation I have ever seen.

    13. The Contenders

  13. Caillou

    Caillou is a Canadian educational children's television series based on books by Hélène Desputeaux. The show premiered on Teletoon in both English and French on September 15, 1997. It later aired on Treehouse TV, where its final episode was broadcast on October 3, 2010.... read more

    Ugh, that bald 4-year-old is so weird and whiny all the time.

    Examples: Mom, Rosie's doing this. Mom, Rosie's doing that.

    Ugh, his whining drives me insane, and so do his temper tantrums.

    I have never heard of this cartoon till the internet. Why did the animators make him bald?

  14. Balao Magico (Magic Balloon)

  15. Weinerville

  16. Sigmund and the Sea Monsters

  17. Land of the Lost

  18. Bubble Guppies

    Bubble Guppies is an American-Canadian animated television series created for preschoolers. The show premiered in 2011 and was created by Jonny Belt and Robert Scull. Set around an underwater classroom, it uses songs and sketches to teach children about various subjects.... read more

  19. Super Why

    Super Why!, also known as The Reading Adventures of Super Why!, is an American-Canadian animated children's series created by Angela Santomero and developed by Santomero and Samantha Freeman Alpert. The show was produced by New York-based Out of the Blue Enterprises in cooperation with Decode Entertainment... read more

    Super-Why does this show exist!

  20. Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids

  21. Ludwig

  22. Mr. Meaty

    Mr. Meaty is a Canadian-American television series created by Jamie Shannon and Jason Hopley. The show centers on two lazy teenage boys, Josh Redgrove and Parker Dinkleman, who work at a fast food restaurant inside a shopping mall.... read more

    Really creepy. I was really scared of the episode when Mr. Meaty gets a tapeworm from eating a raw burger.

  23. Spongebob Squarepants

    SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series created by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon. It has become one of Nickelodeon's most popular and longest-running shows, attracting both children and adults.... read more

    Like it or not, one must admit it is ludicrous.

  24. Classical Baby

  25. Angela Anaconda

    Angela Anaconda is a Canadian-American children's television series created by Joanna Ferrone and Sue Rose, the latter of whom also voices the title character. The show originally aired on Teletoon in Canada and was broadcast on Fox Family Channel in the United States. It is known for its unique cutout... read more

  26. The Day My Butt Went Psycho!

    The Day My Butt Went Psycho! is an animated television series based loosely on the novel series of a similar name by Andy Griffiths. The show follows a boy named Zack and his sentient butt, Deuce, as they journey through a world filled with absurd humor and talking posteriors. The Canadian-Australian... read more

    Holy cow! What kind of name is that for a kids' show?

    Sounds like the name of an adult film.

  27. The Junior Christian Bible Science Lesson

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