The Top Ten Most Quotable Seinfeld Quotes

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21 You wanna piece of me?! - Frank Costanza
22 Look to the cookie! - Jerry

Seinfeld covers the topic of racism by using a cookie. Whats not to love about that?

23 Can you spare a square? - Elaine
24 She had man hands. - Jerry
25 He is a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can't look away! - Art lover, looking at picture of Kramer

I use this in life, very funny

26 Sweet Fancy Moses - George

After seeing the Elaine dance, I would probably have to say the same thing

Sweet Fancy Moses

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27 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? - George
28 I'm out. - Kramer

After lasting about one screen minute during the "Domain" episode. Like any line it was all in the timing and the body work (so to speak).

29 Pig man! It's a pig man! Pig man! - Kramer

'not exact quote but still hilarious'

Kramer was gold in this scene! never have laughed harder in a seinfeld episode

30 But the question is, are you still master of your domain? - Jerry
31 It's MOOPS! - George
32 Ugh, I hate people. Yeah, they're the worst. - Elaine and Jerry

Conversation between Elaine and Jerry. - rsflores9

33 She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being ... except for the walking. -Kramer

Now this is funny!

34 It shrinks? I don't know how you guys go around with those things. - Elaine

"You mean like laundry? "
"It shrinks? Why does it shrink? "

Best line ever

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35 Is anyone here a marine biologist? - Diane
36 And you want to be my latex salesman - Jerry

I use this every time someone does something stupid or performs a clumsy act.

37 Stella!!! - Elaine

I liked how on the episodes the pony remark and the pen how Elaine yells Jerry's aunts name. I laugh so hard every time I hear this. It is like each time is funnier than the last.

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38 You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect. - George
39 Now it's time for the Airing of the Grievances - Frank V 1 Comment
40 Sponge Worthy - Elaine V 1 Comment
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