Worst Places to Celebrate a Birthday

The Top Ten
1 McDonald's Bathrooms

Certainly makes the cake less appetizing... But on the plus side, celebrating in the bathroom saves you the money of renting out the restaurant.

A MCDONALDS is bad enough did you know a women which her son went to a McDonald’s in Manchester UK she let her son play and next thing she knows he comes off the slide covered I mean covered IN POOP she asked the manager for help he just laughed and the son had to go to the E.R

Alright a McDonald's bathroom using that bad compared to a justin bieber

I rather have better food than that.

2 School

Should be first. I hate dealing with annoying people on my birthday.

What the put this #1 what place to celebrate a birthday is worse

Thankfully my birthday is never of the a School day!

Homework? On your birthday? That sucks!

3 Graveyard

Maybe that birthday person wants they deceased loved ones to celebrate with them! Hence!

Especially if you're saying it to someone over 60.

4 Justin Bieber Concert

This is the WORST place to have a birthday at. Your guests will leave 3 hours earlier than expected with their ears bleeding.

Hey Bieber haters plan your funeral, then get a gun and shoot yourself.

My hole body would explode if I had to do that

5 North Korea The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, also known as North Korea, is a country in Eastern Asia. Its capital is Pyongyang. It is currently ruled by the Juche leader Kim Jong-Un, after inheriting the title from his father, Kim Jong-Il, who in turn inherited it from his father, Kim Il-Sung.

North Korea's population as of February 18th, 2017 is 25,360,273.

North Korea is the third most corrupt country in the world, according to the CPI (Corruption Perceptions Index). It is also ranked 150th out of 163 nations in the Institution for Economics & Peace's Global Peace Index, making it one of the most dangerous countries in the world. ...read more.

But they have an amusement park!?

A place full of misery!

6 A Hospital

I had to on my 2010 birthday, because I had an asthma attack the evening before and I had to go to the hospital and stay the night, I got out of the hospital at least on my birthday, kinda sucked, then I got sick the day after and on my party 3 days later 2010 was probably my worst birthday

7 DMV

That would be awkward...

8 Family Planning Clinic

You had to invite your girlfriend, didn't you?

Yeah that would be weird.

9 Execution Chamber

Imagine Happy birthday being sung while you're in the electric chair

For everyone who hates Justin Bieber on here YES!

10 Auschwitz

Nazi Officer: Happy death day to you! Happy death day to you! Happy death day dear prisoner! Now it’s time to go in the gas chamber!

The Contenders
11 House Built Over an Indian Burial Site
12 Hunger Games Arena

Hey, at least Peeta baked you some cake... OW! Darn arrows!

13 In The Big Brother House

Why would you have a birthday here? Maybe Rachel Rilley will annoy your fellow patrons, and they will all leave.

14 Concentration Camp

First people to get lit in an oven

15 Freddy Fazbear's Pizza

Your birthday will be celebrated at 4:00 A.M. with the lights out! Yay! ! The animatronic band is coming to play! I wonder if they sing Happy Birthda... {dead}

16 Chuck E Cheese

I would ride the derby horse all day

17 Prison

Duh dumb things is that the police �" will come and that then youse get in a lot a big trouble

18 The Sewers
19 Satanic Church
20 A Mental Asylum
21 Strip Club

This is a great place to celebrate a birthday

22 Locked in a Cage

Stay there you went in the woods though

23 At a gay pride event
24 A Car
25 AT&T Park San Francisco

They beat the Dodgers. AGAIN.

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