Top Ten Animals Where You Would Feel Offended If Someone Told You You Looked Like Them
The blobfish is a deep sea fish of the family Psychrolutidae. It inhabits the deep waters off the coasts of mainland Australia and Tasmania, as well as the waters of New Zealand. If someone told me that, I'd fall in love with them on the spot.
Much worse than being told that you look like a ferret.
You have a really slimy blob shaped head with 2 dots for eyes and a really wide nose that hangs down and you always look sad and there’s a weird grey thing by your mouth and you’re only a head
The ferret is the domesticated form of the European polecat, a mammal belonging to the same genus as the weasel, Mustela of the family Mustelidae. I agree with everyone else ferrets are the coolest pet, cute, it would be an honor if someone said you look like one.
seriously you doesn't want to be skinny with a baby face?
AW! WHY! They are really to cute to be offensive. They do smell bad though.
They are some of the cutest animals out there!?
Sloths are mammals classified in the families Megalonychidae and Bradypodidae, including six extant species. Noted for their slowness of movement, they spend most of their lives hanging upside down in the trees of the tropical rainforests of South America and Central America. Your head is like a sideways oval and you have weird black circles around your eyes. You have a weird wide mouth and have really long nails (like me) and are really slow (also like me lol)
An octopus (octopuses or octopodes, see below for variants) is a soft-bodied, eight-limbed mollusc of the order Octopoda. The order consists of some 300 species and is grouped within the class Cephalopoda with squids, cuttlefish, and nautiloids. Like other cephalopods, an octopus is bilaterally symmetric ...read more. You have a gigantic bump as a forehead with 2 circle eyes that stick out of your head, you don’t have a nose or a mouth and then you just have a neck with 8 tentacles sticking out of it with a bunch of bumps on it
You don’t have a nose and you have dots for eyes, you have a gigantic mouth that’s always open and your teeth looked like toothpicks and you have a really big chin. you are also just a head but you have a weird line sticking out with gills on it
Cockroaches (or roaches) are a paraphyletic group of insects belonging to Blattodea, containing all members of the group except termites. About 30 cockroach species out of 4,600 are associated with human habitats. Some species are well-known as pests. ...read more.
You have weird circle shaped ears on the top of your head and your skin looks like the texture of a pineapple, the rest of you looks like you’re in one of those brown bags that are made out of this kind of string that smells bad that you ride in on this slide thing at an amusement park
But they are the cutest
A pig is any of the animals in the genus Sus, within the Suidae family of even-toed ungulates. Pigs include the domestic pig and its ancestor, the common Eurasian wild boar, along with other species; related creatures outside the genus include the peccary, the babirusa, and the warthog.
Humans (Homo sapiens) are the most abundant and widespread species of primate, characterized by bipedalism and large, complex brains. This has enabled the development of advanced tools, culture, and language. Humans are highly social and tend to live in complex social structures composed of many cooperating and competing groups, from families and kinship networks to political states. Social interactions... read more Oh my God! ME! I look like a human!? How dare you say that to me!
Don't you DARE call me a human.
I look like a human? Wow, rude...
Your head looks like a pickaxe from Minecraft and you have one eye on each side of your head, then you have a big mouth where the corners point down. Your body is on the same level as your head and it has weird lines sticking out of it but you have a cool tail
The aye-aye is a lemur, a strepsirrhine primate native to Madagascar that combines rodent-like teeth that perpetually grow and a special thin middle finger.
Squid are cephalopods of the order Teuthida, which comprises around 304 species. Like all other cephalopods, squid have a distinct head, bilateral symmetry, a mantle, and arms. You have a really really big forehead with a weird rounded triangle thing on each side, you have eyes on the bottom of your head and then you just have tentacles
Rats are various medium-sized, long-tailed rodents of the superfamily Muroidea. "True rats" are members of the genus Rattus, the most important of which to humans are the black rat, Rattus rattus, and the brown rat, Rattus norvegicus.
Monkeys are haplorhine primates, a paraphyletic group generally possessing tails and consisting of approximately 260 known living species. If someone called me a monkey, then they are also insulting monkeys.
The proboscis monkey or long-nosed monkey, known as the bekantan in Indonesia, is a reddish-brown arboreal Old World monkey with an unusually large nose. It is endemic to the southeast Asian island of Borneo. Wow, you look like Squidward.
Synanceia is a genus of fish of the family Synanceiidae, the stonefishes, whose members are venomous, dangerous, and even fatal to humans. It is one of the most venomous fish known. They are found in the coastal regions of the Indo-Pacific.
Orangutans are great apes native to the rainforests of Indonesia and Malaysia. They are now found only in parts of Borneo and Sumatra, but during the Pleistocene they ranged throughout Southeast Asia and South China. Classified in the genus Pongo, orangutans were originally considered to be one species. ...read more.
The horse is an odd-toed, hoofed mammal of the taxonomic family Equidae whose sole major subspecies (Equus ferus caballus) is a domesticate, although wild subspecies have survived into the modern period. All subspecies, including the two extant ones, descend from the Pleistocene Equus ferus. The horse has evolved over the past 45 to 55 million years from a small multi-toed creature, Eohippus, into... read more
The dog or domestic dog (Canis familiaris or Canis lupus familiaris) is a domesticated descendant of the wolf, and is characterized by an upturning tail. The dog is derived from an ancient, extinct wolf, and the modern wolf is the dog's nearest living relative. The dog was the first species to be domesticated, by hunter–gatherers over 15,000 years ago, before the development of agriculture. Due... read more Rude person: "You're a dog! "
Nice Person: "I'd say the same thing back to you but, unlike you, I don't want to offend dogs."
The donkey or ass is a domesticated member of the horse family, Equidae. The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African wild ass, E. africanus. The donkey has been used as a working animal for at least 5000 years. Gordon Ramsay calls people a donkey, which is hurtful towards all donkeys, especially from Shrek!
The St. Bernard or St Bernard is a breed of very large working dog from Swiss Alps and north Italy and Switzerland, originally bred for rescue.
Rabbits, also known as bunnies or bunny rabbits, are small mammals in the family Leporidae (which also contains the hares) of the order Lagomorpha (which also contains the pikas). Oryctolagus cuniculus includes the European rabbit species and its descendants, the world's 305 breeds of domestic rabbit. ...read more.
Cattle (Bos taurus) are large, domesticated, cloven-hooved, herbivores. They are a prominent modern member of the subfamily Bovinae and the most widespread species of the genus Bos. Adult females are referred to as cows and adult males are referred to as bulls. ...read more. HEy babe, you totally look like a beautiful cow today.
If you call someone a cow, You're offending them!
The ostrich or common ostrich is either of two species of large flightless birds native to Africa, the only living member of the genus Struthio, which is in the ratite family. In 2014, the Somali ostrich was recognized as a distinct species.