Top Ten Animals Where You Would Feel Offended If Someone Told You You Looked Like Them


The Top Ten

1 Blobfish The blobfish is a deep sea fish of the family Psychrolutidae. It inhabits the deep waters off the coasts of mainland Australia and Tasmania, as well as the waters of New Zealand.

Much worse than being told that you look like a ferret. - Misfire

If someone told me that, I'd fall in love with them on the spot. - RoseWeasley

They look weird - UltraLunalaX

Really should be one. - MattAffterburner

2 Ferret The ferret is the domesticated form of the European polecat, a mammal belonging to the same genus as the weasel, Mustela of the family Mustelidae.

They are some of the cutest animals out there!? - Martin_Canine

But they're cute! - Misfire

Ferrets seem cute, but they smell so bad and they also distract you as well. - UltraLunalaX

AW! WHY! They are really to cute to be offensive. They do smell bad though. - MattAffterburner

3 Sloth Sloths are mammals classified in the families Megalonychidae and Bradypodidae, including six extant species.

Your head is like a sideways oval and you have weird black circles around your eyes. You have a weird wide mouth and have really long nails (like me) and are really slow (also like me lol) - sadical

4 Octopus The octopus is a cephalopod mollusc of the order Octopoda. It has two eyes and four pairs of arms and, like other cephalopods, it is bilaterally symmetric. It has a beak, with its mouth at the center point of the arms.

You have a gigantic bump as a forehead with 2 circle eyes that stick out of your head, you don’t have a nose or a mouth and then you just have a neck with 8 tentacles sticking out of it with a bunch of bumps on it - sadical

They r hot

5 Anglerfish

You don’t have a nose and you have dots for eyes, you have a gigantic mouth that’s always open and your teeth looked like toothpicks and you have a really big chin. you are also just a head but you have a weird line sticking out with gills on it - sadical

6 Cockroach

Oh gosh. That picture is disgusting! - UltraLunalaX

I don't NEED TO SEE THAT PICTURE - sadical

7 Wrinkle-Faced Bat

But they are the cutest

You have weird circle shaped ears on the top of your head and your skin looks like the texture of a pineapple, the rest of you looks like you’re in one of those brown bags that are made out of this kind of string that smells bad that you ride in on this slide thing at an amusement park - sadical

8 Pig A pig is any of the animals in the genus Sus, within the Suidae family of even-toed ungulates. Pigs include the domestic pig and its ancestor, the common Eurasian wild boar, along with other species; related creatures outside the genus include the peccary, the babirusa, and the warthog.
9 Human Humans are not exactly wild animals, but they are not domesticated either. Humans are proven to be the most intelligent species of animals on Earth. Humans' colours vary from almost pepper black to milky white.

Oh my God! ME! I look like a human!? How dare you say that to me! - MattAffterburner

I look like a human? Wow, rude...

How dare you call me a human? - RadioHead03

*death stare* - Murphypaw

10 Hammerhead Shark

Your head looks like a pickaxe from Minecraft and you have one eye on each side of your head, then you have a big mouth where the corners point down. Your body is on the same level as your head and it has weird lines sticking out of it but you have a cool tail - sadical

The Contenders

11 Aye-aye The aye-aye is a lemur, a strepsirrhine primate native to Madagascar that combines rodent-like teeth that perpetually grow and a special thin middle finger.
12 Squid Squid are cephalopods of the order Teuthida, which comprises around 304 species. Like all other cephalopods, squid have a distinct head, bilateral symmetry, a mantle, and arms.

You have a really really big forehead with a weird rounded triangle thing on each side, you have eyes on the bottom of your head and then you just have tentacles - sadical

13 Monkey Monkeys are haplorhine primates, a paraphyletic group generally possessing tails and consisting of approximately 260 known living species.

If someone called me a monkey, then they are also insulting monkeys.

I mean look at its face, it’s kinda obvious why this is on here - sadical

14 Rat Rats are various medium-sized, long-tailed rodents of the superfamily Muroidea. "True rats" are members of the genus Rattus, the most important of which to humans are the black rat, Rattus rattus, and the brown rat, Rattus norvegicus.
15 Proboscis Monkey The proboscis monkey or long-nosed monkey, known as the bekantan in Indonesia, is a reddish-brown arboreal Old World monkey with an unusually large nose. It is endemic to the southeast Asian island of Borneo.

Wow, you look like Squidward.

16 Orangutan

I told this one girl her face looks like an orangutan’s ass and she started crying! How wasn’t it on the list before?

17 Stonefish Synanceia is a genus of fish of the family Synanceiidae, the stonefishes, whose members are venomous, dangerous, and even fatal to humans. It is one of the most venomous fish known. They are found in the coastal regions of the Indo-Pacific.

6IX9INE looks like a stonefish - I80

18 Dog The domestic dog is a wolf-like canid in the genus Canis, and is the most widely abundant terrestrial carnivore.

Rude person: "You're a dog! "
Nice Person: "I'd say the same thing back to you but, unlike you, I don't want to offend dogs."

19 Stalk-Eyed Fly
20 Saint Bernard The St. Bernard or St Bernard is a breed of very large working dog from Swiss Alps and north Italy and Switzerland, originally bred for rescue.
21 Bunny Rabbits are small mammals in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha, found in several parts of the world.
22 Cow Cattle—colloquially cows—are the most common type of large domesticated ungulates. They are a prominent modern member of the subfamily Bovinae, are the most widespread species of the genus Bos, and are most commonly classified collectively as Bos taurus.

HEy babe, you totally look like a beautiful cow today. - MattAffterburner

If someone calls me that, I will chop their h-- - Pokemonfan10

23 Horse The horse is one of two extant subspecies of Equus ferus. It is an odd-toed ungulate mammal belonging to the taxonomic family Equidae, and can be tamed, bred, and trained, as a mount.
24 Ostrich The ostrich or common ostrich is either of two species of large flightless birds native to Africa, the only living member of the genus Struthio, which is in the ratite family. In 2014, the Somali ostrich was recognized as a distinct species.
25 Great White Shark The great white shark, also known as the great white, white pointer, white shark, or white death, is a species of large lamniform shark which can be found in the coastal surface waters of all the major oceans.

Who wants to look like this shark? - Userguy44

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