Top 10 Most Annoying Things About Facebook

No, Karen, we don't care how addicted you are to TikTok. We don't care where you went for dinner last night. We also don't care about your views on politics. Please, shut up now.

So annoying!
Friend: Posts a picture of him in the pool. Go on! Like it!
Me: Why would I like that? Ugh, I'm logging out.
Friend: Comes to my house and unplugs my mouse. You're not logging out until you like it!
All those selfies and dumb posts are annoying! Why? Do you think a face could get a million views? Do you think a little hashtag could be so popular? This is the main reason I'm not using Facebook a lot. I just use it for my mom, dad, or my relatives.

"I'm taking a shower."
"I'm brushing my teeth."
"I'm bathing my dog."
"I'm eating at this Mexican restaurant."
"This is my prom dress!"

This is why most people on Facebook don't understand what a "Private Life" is. This is also why I sometimes block my friends when they become very annoying, and why I barely log in.

Listen, Karen. If I cared about your "super addicting game," I would've already downloaded it. Now quit blowing up my phone with invites.

Worst thing ever - Bill wants you to milk his cow. First thing, love, your cow isn't real. Secondly, milk the cow yourself. And thirdly, if I delete your first request, you don't have to send me 15 of the same request!

No, I'm too busy to plant corn. One guy asked me to milk his cow at "12:28 a.m." ET, aka MY TIME.

Totally unnecessary and annoying.

Even those I dislike annoy me. I don't have too many people who I hate.

The remaining 4 hours are spent on Tumblr.

OMG, that's the truth. There are better things in life than sitting at the computer all day.

This is me with the Internet in general.

You feel obliged to add people you haven't spoken to in 15 years, or at all for that matter. You only add them because it makes you look like you have a lot of friends.

I usually get this on Instagram, but it's still annoying either way.

No, One Direction, I will not be your Facebook friend.

Hey, you gotta start somewhere.

Man, these things are so stupid...

These pages are so stupid!

My aunt always posts pictures of food on Facebook. After a while, it got really annoying, so I blocked her. And she was getting hundreds of likes.

People can be so shallow.

My friends just keep posting pictures of One Direction, and it is so annoying! I just want to kill them! Stupid people!

Instead of them, can we have some Metallica and Ozzy Osbourne?

I just hide those posts.

My mom never figured out what pokes are. So, they are annoying if you get one.

Oh, pokes annoy me.

None of my California relatives know my birthday. They only know each other's, as well as my mom's, aunts', uncles', and cousins' birthdays. That's why I have to constantly remind them if they ever call on my birthday (or a few days before).

I specifically hate people who upload statuses about how much their life sucks, and then when you ask them what the problem is, they say they don't want to talk about it.

You have an internet connection, a device for connecting to it, and you have Facebook friends. You're not in Africa wondering when your next bowl of rice or drink of water is coming. Get over yourself!

The woman who complains about how she has been done wrong by her man, over and over and over, even though she got herself into that situation.

Wouldn't it just be easier to message all of your friends to get their numbers? Or write them down somewhere?

I don't want people's meaningless chat with one another to be related to me, and I certainly don't want to be notified each time one of them says something to the other. Keep it private, guys.