Top 10 Most Annoying Things About Facebook
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Letting your friends know every single detail about what you're doing
No, Karen, we don't care how addicted you are to TikTok. We don't care where you went for dinner last night. We also don't care about your views on politics. Please, shut up now.
So annoying!
Friend: Posts a picture of him in the pool. Go on! Like it!
Me: Why would I like that? Ugh, I'm logging out.
Friend: Comes to my house and unplugs my mouse. You're not logging out until you like it!
All those selfies and dumb posts are annoying! Why? Do you think a face could get a million views? Do you think a little hashtag could be so popular? This is the main reason I'm not using Facebook a lot. I just use it for my mom, dad, or my relatives.
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Sending invitations
Listen, Karen. If I cared about your "super addicting game," I would've already downloaded it. Now quit blowing up my phone with invites.
Worst thing ever. Bill wants you to milk his cow. First thing, love, your cow isn't real. Secondly, milk the cow yourself. And thirdly, if I delete your first request, you don't have to send me 15 of the same request!
No, I'm too busy to plant corn. One guy asked me to milk his cow at "12:28 a.m." ET, aka MY TIME.
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People spending 20 hours a day on Facebook
The remaining 4 hours are spent on Tumblr.
OMG, that's the truth. There are better things in life than sitting at the computer all day.
This is me with the Internet in general.
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People you dislike friending you
Even those I dislike annoy me. I don't have too many people who I hate.
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Inability to change the background
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Creating "lost my cell phone number" groups
Wouldn't it just be easier to message all of your friends to get their numbers? Or write them down somewhere?
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Everyone complaining about the new layout
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Having a Twitter-like layout
Totally unnecessary and annoying.
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Seeing excessive Justin Bieber and One Direction content
Instead of them, can we have some Metallica and Ozzy Osbourne?
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Receiving event invites
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Hide comment doesn't work
What's the point of having a hide comment option if the comment you tried to hide still shows up?
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People not reading posts
How hard is it for someone to read a post?
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Posting "poor, pitiful me" statuses
I specifically hate people who upload statuses about how much their life sucks, and then when you ask them what the problem is, they say they don't want to talk about it.
You have an internet connection, a device for connecting to it, and you have Facebook friends. You're not in Africa wondering when your next bowl of rice or drink of water is coming. Get over yourself!
The woman who complains about how she has been done wrong by her man, over and over and over, even though she got herself into that situation.
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Using "is" inappropriately
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Your friends
You feel obliged to add people you haven't spoken to in 15 years, or at all for that matter. You only add them because it makes you look like you have a lot of friends.
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Encountering unnecessary cussing
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Stupid wannabe bands sending you friend requests
I usually get this on Instagram, but it's still annoying either way.
No, One Direction, I will not be your Facebook friend.
Hey, you gotta start somewhere.
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Being asked to log in to view a page
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People creating lists of the most annoying things about Facebook
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Encountering cyberbullying
I was violently bullied on Facebook. No matter what I did, it never mattered to anyone. The bullying got so bad that eventually, I bullied a bully and got my first account permanently banned.
I created a new account, yet I was still heavily targeted after rejoining. The bullying got so nasty that people kept friending and unfriending me. The intense insanity made me walk away from the platform permanently.
I had grown tired of everything on Facebook due to how unhinged humanity naturally is. My online life was as unhinged as my offline life. After a while, I stuck to YouTube and promised myself to never touch Facebook again. The pain and suffering from Facebook traumatized me.
From the trauma, my memories come and go every once in a while. Due to these events, I'm afraid of logging back into my second Facebook account because of all I've gone through. I'm afraid of re-experiencing what I previously experienced. I haven't updated my Facebook in decades and I'm afraid of interacting with anyone on Facebook.
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Forgetting your password
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Getting a laughing reaction to serious posts and comments
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Reading "Oh my God" comments
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Seeing teen swag pages
Man, these things are so stupid...
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Using "Poke"
My mom never figured out what pokes are. So, they are annoying if you get one.
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Females receiving hundreds of likes for stupid status updates
My aunt always posts pictures of food on Facebook. After a while, it got really annoying, so I blocked her. And she was getting hundreds of likes.
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Having your email inbox get overloaded
I don't want them to send me a message for everything happening on Facebook. I don't care.