Top 10 Most Annoying Things About Facebook
No, Karen, we don't care how addicted you are to TikTok. We don't care where you went for dinner last night. We also don't care about your views on politics. Please, shut up now.
So annoying!
Friend: Posts a picture of him in the pool. Go on! Like it!
Me: Why would I like that? Ugh, I'm logging out.
Friend: Comes to my house and unplugs my mouse. You're not logging out until you like it!
All those selfies and dumb posts are annoying! Why? Do you think a face could get a million views? Do you think a little hashtag could be so popular? This is the main reason I'm not using Facebook a lot. I just use it for my mom, dad, or my relatives.
Listen, Karen. If I cared about your "super addicting game," I would've already downloaded it. Now quit blowing up my phone with invites.
Worst thing ever. Bill wants you to milk his cow. First thing, love, your cow isn't real. Secondly, milk the cow yourself. And thirdly, if I delete your first request, you don't have to send me 15 of the same request!
No, I'm too busy to plant corn. One guy asked me to milk his cow at "12:28 a.m." ET, aka MY TIME.
Totally unnecessary and annoying.
Even those I dislike annoy me. I don't have too many people who I hate.
The remaining 4 hours are spent on Tumblr.
OMG, that's the truth. There are better things in life than sitting at the computer all day.
This is me with the Internet in general.
You feel obliged to add people you haven't spoken to in 15 years, or at all for that matter. You only add them because it makes you look like you have a lot of friends.
I was violently bullied on Facebook. No matter what I did, it never mattered to anyone. The bullying got so bad that eventually, I bullied a bully and got my first account permanently banned.
I created a new account, yet I was still heavily targeted after rejoining. The bullying got so nasty that people kept friending and unfriending me. The intense insanity made me walk away from the platform permanently.
I had grown tired of everything on Facebook due to how unhinged humanity naturally is. My online life was as unhinged as my offline life. After a while, I stuck to YouTube and promised myself to never touch Facebook again. The pain and suffering from Facebook traumatized me.
From the trauma, my memories come and go every once in a while. Due to these events, I'm afraid of logging back into my second Facebook account because of all I've gone through. I'm afraid of re-experiencing what I previously experienced. I haven't updated my Facebook in decades and I'm afraid of interacting with anyone on Facebook.
The Newcomers
How hard is it for someone to read a post?
When I first started using Facebook, I always forgot my email and had to write it down to remember. It really sucked.
I usually get this on Instagram, but it's still annoying either way.
No, One Direction, I will not be your Facebook friend.
Hey, you gotta start somewhere.
Man, these things are so stupid...
My aunt always posts pictures of food on Facebook. After a while, it got really annoying, so I blocked her. And she was getting hundreds of likes.
Instead of them, can we have some Metallica and Ozzy Osbourne?
None of my California relatives know my birthday. They only know each other's, as well as my mom's, aunts', uncles', and cousins' birthdays. That's why I have to constantly remind them if they ever call on my birthday (or a few days before).
My mom never figured out what pokes are. So, they are annoying if you get one.
I specifically hate people who upload statuses about how much their life sucks, and then when you ask them what the problem is, they say they don't want to talk about it.
You have an internet connection, a device for connecting to it, and you have Facebook friends. You're not in Africa wondering when your next bowl of rice or drink of water is coming. Get over yourself!
The woman who complains about how she has been done wrong by her man, over and over and over, even though she got herself into that situation.
I don't want people's meaningless chat with one another to be related to me, and I certainly don't want to be notified each time one of them says something to the other. Keep it private, guys.
Wouldn't it just be easier to message all of your friends to get their numbers? Or write them down somewhere?