Top 10 Reasons Why Garlic is the Best Food
Hello everyone! I know it is obvious that garlic is the best food in the world, but since no one did a list explaining why, I might as well do it. So, let's get started!Now, I did say that garlic is amazing to eat alone, but that doesn't mean that mixing garlic with something else is a bad idea. Far from it! In fact, putting garlic into anything else not only makes that food better, but also creates a new kind of flavor you wouldn't know existed until you try it.
A good comparison to see what I mean is with bacon. Bacon tastes amazing, and when you mix it with something else, it is also great. However, when I eat something mixed with bacon, with special exceptions like mayonnaise, I feel like the thing is just good because I mixed something that I assume is good with bacon, which is also something good. We don't break new ground.
Meanwhile, when I eat something like garlic bread, I don't feel like I am eating bread with garlic. I feel like I am eating something else that is amazing in its own right. That's the power of garlic flavors. And it's far from the only example of that.
Garlic tastes so good that when someone wants to offer me some raw garlic, I am ready to have an amazing tasting experience. You don't even need to mix it with something else. It is still really, really good.
Agreed, it tastes amazing, especially on some foods. I used to hate it before, though.
You wanna know one of the reasons why I believe in God? It's because sometimes I feel like the world is made in such a way that we humans will have to face some challenges. One example is how food tastes compared to how good it is for you.
Now, I like broccoli, but I think most people would agree with me that chocolate tastes better. Then you start to wonder, why was the world made in such a way that the things that are good for us do not taste as good as the things that aren't as good for us? Personally, I think that's because God wants good health to be a reward for people who eat things that aren't as tasty.
With garlic, it feels like you are cheating the system. Garlic is probably one of the healthiest foods in the world, even compared to some vegetables, and yet it still tastes super good. It doesn't feel like this food is supposed to exist, yet it does.
Not all people have discovered the power garlic provides, though. For now, not enough people take advantage of the system for people to notice how OP garlic is.
Now, I am sure some random people will reply that garlic's weakness is that it gives you bad breath. Well, my guy, we can turn this into a benefit. If you eat a lot of garlic and someone is attacking you, breathe into their face. It will make them easier to fight against because they will be stunned by the horrible smell coming from your mouth.
What about if he attacks you with a gun then? Not my problem! I live in Canada, where we have more gun control, making events like these less likely to happen. Not my fault if your country doesn't control guns!
And what do you lose in exchange? The person you are dating finds that you have bad breath now? That's just a good deal! Worst case scenario, the boy/girl you are dating dumps you for having bad breath. If that happens, it just means they are terrible people you shouldn't be dating anyway! They should find it cool that you love garlic so much because garlic is cool! And that is even if you are dating someone! Who said you needed to be in a relationship to be happy with your life?
Now, let's say you somehow still find bad breath to be more of a problem than a benefit. I wonder why you would think that, especially after everything I said, but you can easily get rid of it! Mint is another one of the best foods on planet Earth, and it just happens to be a food that gives you good breath! And like, why wouldn't you take some mint? It is so good!
Now, I did say garlic protects from dangerous people thanks to bad breath. However, those dangerous people are still, at the end of the day, normal people. You could learn another way to defend yourself instead.
Vampires, however, are super OP beings that want your blood and can't be defeated with some stupid karate moves or things like that! However, do you know what vampires hate and what can be used against them? That's right! Garlic!
Now, I see some of you saying that vampires aren't even real, and I would understand that. But let me give you a secret: vampires are actually real! The reason why some people never see them is because vampires only attack the coolest guys in the universe. They are jealous of them and want their blood. Unluckily for them, the coolest guys in the universe all love garlic because garlic is super based!
Wario is an amazing video game character, and he has the Wario Land series, the best video game franchise of all time. And guess what his favorite food is? Garlic! Not only that, but you see how much garlic can make Wario strong in his games, so you even get to see the benefits in front of your eyes!
In the future, when we won't be able to eat meat anymore to keep species alive, and because of other reasons like how the production of meat pollutes the atmosphere and costs more, we will end up only eating vegan stuff and bugs (which actually taste really good, by the way). And while I will miss a lot of food we won't be able to eat, I will be glad to still eat garlic!
After all, garlic isn't meat, fish, milk, honey, or eggs. It is just garlic. The best food in the world, no matter which time period we are in!
Look at that! That's some food that knows how to have some style! The curves are just in the right places!
Now, some people might wonder why I am making a list like this when everyone knows garlic is the best food ever! Well, that's because talking about garlic is so cool and fun that despite all of that, I still want to make a list about it!