Most Ridiculous Unlockable Characters in Video Games

Today's list focuses on something very common in wrestling games, only this time it's all games we're talking about.
The Top Ten
1 Meat - Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5

No, seriously, you can literally play as a piece of fresh meat. Where do they come up with this in a skating game? I know in the past it was cool to see Spider-Man, Darth Maul, and others. Those had a cool element, but not with a piece of meat.

2 Toilet - Saints Row the Third

I mean, just unbelievable. How south have we become when you realize one of your main secret characters is a toilet running? It's just more absurd than the blow-up doll. At least they tried with that, where a moving toilet is not only weird but also pretty disturbing at the same time.

3 Hans - Timesplitters Future Perfect

Future Perfect did have the title for not only the most characters you get to play, but some of the ones you did unlock were very weird. I mean, the most obscure of the bunch goes to Hans. The glimpse into his dark eyes is just unsettling, his attire is very creepy. I mean, some sort of strap connected with his ugh... man boobs shown close up is just for him to be this high alone. Yes, you have characters like Mr. Socky, and even a carcass are kind of strange to play as, but nowhere near like Hans. Just by his appearance alone is just that.

4 T-Rex - Need for Speed 2

A dinosaur in a racing game, yeah, that makes a lot of sense (not!). I mean, you could have included someone like Paul Walker, and it could have been alright, but a dinosaur? I feel like I'm playing Rampage or something related to that.

5 Alien's Cocoon - Tobal 2

This game, like Timesplitters, had a lot of very bizarre choices in there, but above all goes to this weird thing. I mean, playing as just some cocoon that moves is just incredibly disturbing. In Duke Nukem 3D, you see a cocoon, but do they move? Of course not.

6 Roasted Duck - Jet Li: Rise to Honor

After you have beaten the game, I totally forgot to mention that there was a secret code to get for this character. The Roasted Duck does not take damage like Jet Li had when you played with him. I found this kind of satisfying, but at the same time, it was weird, and it just felt like a total game shark move to pull off.

7 Hornet - Fighters Megamix

While a very decent game, it had one notable to its infamous character that had no need to even be there. Hornet, the car in Daytona USA, in a fighting game. Let's think about this. How is it possible a car can stand up, and put up its dukes against a normal fighter? Again, very out of place for a fighting game.

8 Burger King Mascot - Fight Night Round 3

Yes, if this game was not creepy enough, here he is as a secret character in a boxing game. How delightful. I can take him out for giving us Sneak King that had come in nine months later that same year and just nothing but cringe. It's like putting in Ronald McDonald and scaring his customers away, right? Bad idea.

9 Barney - Xenophage Alien Bloodsport

Coming off a terrible fighting game, Barney was a secret character you did not see coming. Gee, I'm pretty sure he's supposed to be this friendly purple dinosaur, right? So, he's in this blood sport, let alone not a very good game in fact. I mean, the only difference between the two games is the fact that Barney has his eyes all black, not like the TV show by any means, but in this game, he looks like he went all berserk on his adversaries.

10 Hillary Clinton - NBA Jam: Tournament Edition

For the most part, basketball games have been consistent at what they do. However, when it comes to this one brief moment that two politicians are in the game, then it just becomes very odd. I never knew Bill could do it all. I never realized Hillary could do it too. I mean, slam dunk at an absurdly high distance is like the equivalent of a game shark just doing it all day long.

The Contenders
11 Michael Jackson - Ready 2 Rumble Boxing Round 2
12 Shaquille O Neal - Ready 2 Rumble Boxing Round 2
13 Barbara - Rayman Legends
14 Rayman - Rayman Rayman is the main protagonist and title character of the Rayman series created by Ubisoft game designer Michel Ancel.
15 Ingrid - Project x Zone 2
16 Celica - Fire Emblem
17 Scorpion - Mortal Kombat Scorpion is a recurring player character and occasional boss character from the Mortal Kombat fighting game franchise created by Ed Boon and John Tobias. His debut is in the first Mortal Kombat game.
18 Chuck - Angry Birds Chuck is the deuteragonist of the Angry Birds series of games created by Rovio Entertainment. He was introduced in 2009 as a member of the core flock. After his first appearance in "Poached Eggs," Chuck has become a very prominent character in multiple installments for the series.
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