The Memetastic Singing Competition Episode 2

445956 DISCLAIMER: This post series has no intention of ripping off SomePersonYouHate. I took inspiration, and all credit goes to him.

Me, SpectralOwl, and Chuck Norris are here again to judge today's contestants.

The contestants are Shrek, Spiderman, the Globglogabgalab, and Chills.

445956: First up, Shrek!
SpectralOwl: Nice meme.
Chuck Norris: Oh shoot, I know Farquaad!

Shrek: Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
But I ain't done much healing
OH HELLO THERE, can you hear me
I'm in MY SWAMP dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger and free
I've forgotten how it felt before the SWAMP fell at our feet
There's such a difference between us
And a million miles
OH HELLO THERE from the other SWAMP
I must have TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF MY SWAMP a thousand times
To MAKE YOU APOLOGIZE for everything that you've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
OH HELLO THERE from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To make you say sorry for being in my swamp
But it don't matter it clearly doesn't tear me apart anymore
OH HELLO THERE, how are you?

445956: A bit too memey?
Chuck Norris: Nah this was good!
SpectralOwl: Honestly, I actually agree with Chuck
445956: PARKER! Start performing!

Aissèra, Nanninè, me ne sagliette
Tu saie addò? Tu saie addò?
Addò'stu core 'ngrato cchiù dispietto
Farme nun pò! Farme nun pò
Addò lo fuoco coce, ma si fuie
Te lassa sta! Te lassa sta
E nun te corre appriesso, nun te struie
Sulo a guardà, sulo a guardà
Jamme, jamme 'ncoppa, jamme jà
Funiculì, funiculà!
Nè jamme da la terra a la montagna
No passo nc'è! No passo nc'è
Se vede Francia, Proceta e la Spagna
E io veco a tte! E io veco a tte
Tirato co li ffune, ditto 'nfatto
'Ncielo se va, 'ncielo se va
Se va comm' 'à lu viento a l'intrasatto
Guè, saglie sà! Guè, saglie sà
Jamme, jamme 'ncoppa, jamme jà
Funiculì, funiculà!
Se n'è sagliuta, oje n'è, se n'è sagliuta
La capa già! La capa già
È gghiuta, pò è turnata, pò è venuta
Sta sempe ccà! Sta sempe ccà
La capa vota, vota, attuorno, attuorno
Attuorno a tte! Attuorno a tte
Sto core canta sempe nu taluorno
Sposamme, oje nè! Sposamme, oje nè
Jamme, jamme 'ncoppa, jamme jà
Funiculì, funiculà!

445956: What?
Chuck Norris: What?
SpectralOwl: WHAT?
Spiderman: Oh, I sang the song that the music from the pizza level of the Spiderman 2 game was based on.
445956: Well, that was great!
SpectralOwl and Chuck Norris: We agree!
445956: Okay, next up is the Globglogabgalab.

Globglogabgalab: Games Without Frontiers
Hans plays with Lotte, Lotte plays with Jane
Jane plays with Willi, Willi is happy again
Suki plays with Leo, Sacha plays with Britt
Adolf builts a bonfire, Enrico plays with it
Whistling tunes we hid in the dunes by the seaside
Whistling tunes we're kissing baboons in the jungle
It's a knockout
If looks could kill, they probably will
In games without frontiers-war without tears
Games without frontiers-war without tears
Jeux sans frontieres
Andre has a red flag, Chiang Ching's is blue
They all have hills to fly them on except for Lin Tai Yu
Dressing up in costumes, playing silly games
Hiding out in tree-tops shouting out rude names
Whistling tunes we hide in the dunes by the seaside
Whistling tunes we piss on the goons in the jungle
It's a knockout
If looks could kill they probably will
In games without frontiers-wars without tears
If looks could kill they probably will
In games without frontiers-war without tears
Games without frontiers-war without tears
Jeux sans frontieres

445956: Great job! But why sing Games Without Frontiers by Peter Gabriel?
Globglogabgalab: Because it fits well with my song!
SpectralOwl: I don't know that song.
Chuck Norris: Neither do I.
445956. Well I do, and it is a great song. Now for the last contestant, Chills!

Chills: My voice sounds so (to the tune of Until the World Ends by Britney Spears) a-a-a-a-a-a-a-awkward! a-a-a-a-a-a-awkward! (repeat 5x) BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE

445956: Yes, that is true. But this performance dare I say it is worse than Britney's.
Chills: What? I will blast you with my foot lettuce!
SpectralOwl: Chuck, do something!
(Chuck Norris blasts Chills into a pile of dust)
445956: Man, his voice is annoying!
Chuck Norris: So, who one?
SpectralOwl: I'd say Globglogabgalab.
445956: Nah, Spiderman, he sounded just like Pavarotti.
Spiderman: I have a confession to make: I was lip-syncing.
445956: Okay Owl you are lucky, the Globglogabgalab has won! Geez, can we go one episode without a shameful lip-sync performance?

Songs:
Hello - Adele
Funiculi Funicula - Luciano Pavarotti (Luigi Denza cover)
Games Without Frontiers - Peter Gabriel
Until The World Ends - Britney Spears

See you guys next time on Episode 3!

Comments

Pretty good, I thought Shrek was pretty good, and Chills was hilarious, great job! - visitor (4/20/2018)

It was really funny, good post! - visitor (4/20/2018)

Yesss, I've been waiting for this! - Ku (4/20/2018)