RANk dAt BILLBOARD Top 20: January 27 2018
AlphaQ Wow im actually doin dis sh*t2019 coming soon I just forgot to do one here sorreh
and I got banned from rym because I forgot the password for my old account and created a new account and only remembered the password after I got banned GADAMIT
THE FREGLEY TIER (-2/5)
20. Dummo by An IQ of Negative 6ixty 9ine
SCUUUUUUUMM GAAAAAA-nope. Everything wrong with SoundCloud in 1 song. Possibly the worst hit of all time.
THE BLEACH TIER (-1/5)
19. Not Meant to Be by Bebe Rednexha and Sam Hunt Clones
Florida George Line or whatever Mr Redneck name is is really unnecessary on this song. I personally like Bebe Rexha but she cannot do country music. At all. Stick to pop, your productions are much better in pop especially when you can produce something like 'The Monster'. But screw you Florida Georgie Pine Cone.
THE SH*T TIER (0/5)
18. Very Awful at Love by Parsley
Hasley's vocals are so annoying. We get it, youre bad at love but you're also bad at singing. Her voice feels nasally too and the production is sub-standard. Next. Oh god, I sound Like Speccy Pulse now.
17. tHundAAA by Unimaginative Dinosaurs
I talked about this before and this is the last time ill do it. *inhales*
NIBBA WHY YOU STIL HEER ITZ 2018 FAM
This productions is so phoned-in, ass-grating and joyless piece of nothing. LEAVE ALREADY.
16. Game Over by Taylor Sweat and Past
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Future, what is wrong with you and your gargle little voice? Taylor, you're better than this? And Eddy Boi, are you okay fam? Because I don't think your rapping is that good yet. Now be quiet or I'll get Thanos to tickle you.
THE BAD TIER (1/5)
15. Too Terrible at Bye-Byes by Thankfully Not Sam Hunt and Opera Singers Rofl
My good Sam Smith is one whiny boi. This is a snore-fest at its best and also a snore-fest at its worst because this song pretty much sounds the same to me from the beginning to end.
14. Let Everybody Down by Sad Boi Eminem
Yeah, NF is a pretty sad boi. His productions seem complete but they lack substance to make it stand out. In the end, everything's really boring, dull and bland.
THE MEH TIER (2/5)
13. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH by Roasty ma-Stone
Not much, pretty boring. Also, it's apparently from Stoney and not Beerbong and Bentleys so idk how this got onto here.
12. Bartier Champagne Girl and...Issa Knife...?
Cardi B count: 1
Meh, Get ready noobs because Cardi B is on this list a crapload of times. It's mostly boring, Cardi B doesn't really do much apart from talk about having sex with a Migos members named Offset and bragging about her p*ssy. 21 Savage does a mediocre verse, he doesn't SAVE the song but the beat suits his type of music but the dark, evil murderous boi beat doesn't suit Cardi B. I think she's definitely better at guest features.
11. Him and...Just Him Only by Bad at Love Lady and G-Queasy
Potassium. love ballad by an Easy Gorilla piano keyboard boi. G-Eazy is not his usual baggy self but he doesn't suit being romantic either. Meh.
THE DECENT TIER (3/5)
10. Old Rules by Doo-Doo Lips
Meh. All I can say is the production sounds like flamingos humping each other and her voice is whispery. But I don't mind because it goes well with the song. But it's not really much, it's decent and tolerable but it's not the best thing that exists.
9. Gucci Gang by Lil Poop
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8. Yodak Purple by Bardi C
Cardi B count: 2
I personally am alone when I think Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj. Cardi's flow is a lot better and so are her rhymes. Anyways, the beat is alright but her "bloody shoes" kept me entertained for 1 second and then I thought, "Oh yeah lemme check dis out" and when I did I thought it was not bad. She can rap fast at some parts, and its not mumbled. Yeah, she does talk about p*ssy sometimes but she puts it well with her flow.
7. Rockstar by Toasty Ma-Bones and 21 Cabbage
Post Malone can have generic music sometimes, but he can also make good atmospheric beats like this one. The lyrics are standard stuff you'll find from most rappers although I wouldn't consider Post Malone to be one.
THE GOOD TIER (4/5)
6. Love by Kenny
Weakest song from DAMN and it's alright, I guess. His sing-rapping goes well with this song but I prefer his rapping. I'm not being bias even thought my music taste is being kidnapped by an Alien named Mr Alonso.
5. Motorsport by Migolos , Cardi Pee and Stinky Minaj
Cardi B count: 3
Apart from Stir Fry, I would call this Migos best hit song so far. Also, 1 of the best songs from Culture 2, which wasn't my favourite album of the year. Cardi B has an amazing verse here, its the best verse on the song and probably her best verse on the song or even her best verse ever apart from No Limit by G-Hard. As for the Migos, Offset and Takeoff aka the best Migos have pretty solid verse. Quavo has a decent verse but he's clearly more of a hook person and Nicki...eh, she did good, I guess but she's definitely the weaker part of the song.
4. Feel It Move by Portugese Boi
I dont know why I didn't like this song. My taste probably got kidnapped by an angry sumo named Greg. But im glad its back. Besides, the vocals are a bit strange but I dont mind haha. The grove is pretty groovy baby and I don't know why I said that. All I know is that this song is dope.
3. Fitness Exercise Stuff by Bruyes Jupiter and Farty Bee
Cardi B count: uhh...4 or 5
Well, well, well. The 90s retro-track everyone loves! It's fun and bouncy and funky but Bruno has done better. Cardi B verse is solid too. Overall very overrated, but its good.
THE GREAT TIER (5/5)
2. No Limit by G-Difficult , As $oon As Possible Rocky and Party Tree
Cardi B count: OVER 9000!!
ANYways, great song. G-Eazy is the weakest part of this song and he does his best lines on this thing. A$ap Rocky is amazing as usual. Cardi B is at her best and production is fast and aggressive. I guess there's No Limit on how fast and catchy this song is. Yeah, I love it.
1. Banana by Camel Cable and Old Thug
YEAH YEA YEA, I still love this. But hey, Young Thug's voice isn't grating or over-autotuned here and Camila's voice isn't grating. This is easily th best thing from the both of them.
CONCLUSION
POtassium, to conclude everything I give this a 43/100. Not that good at first but I guess music is recovering from 2017 which was the worst year for music. But September 2017 was at 26/100 so I'm a bit glad. I guess.
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