Music Crisis: A SHOCKING DISASTER!
MontyPython Jimmy Page: *Whispers* John Paul!John Paul Jones: Hm? What is it, Page?
Jimmy: *Motions him to the
computer*
John Paul: *Walks over* Yes?
Jimmy: I found another troll list about us, "Justin Bieber Better Than Led Zeppelin".
John Paul: Yeah, so?
Jimmy: My problem is: it talks about ROBERT. And he's so freaking obsessive over this situation!
John Paul: He'd die if he saw this!
Jimmy: We have to do something... We'll hide it from him!
Robert: *Walks over* Hide what?
John Paul: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHH!
Jimmy: Percy! Um... Well... Nothing that concerns you, of course!
Robert: Pagey, let me see the computer.
Jimmy: N-NO! Don't! It's not worth it!
Robert: Bonzo! Grab Page!
John "Bonzo" Bonham: Why?
Robert: Just do it!
Bonzo: Fine! *Grabs Jimmy*
Jimmy: NO! JOHN PAUL STOP ROBERT!
John Paul: Robert, it's not worth it! Come on! It's a silly little Internet mishap-
Robert: *Looks at list*
John Paul/Jimmy: NO!
Bonzo: ?
Robert: ............. *Runs out of room sobbing*
Jimmy: DAMN! *Chasing after him*
Bonzo: *Looks at list* NO!
John Paul: Oh dear! *Runs after Jimmy and Robert*
[Robert has locked himself in the bathroom]
Jimmy: Robert, don't do anything stupid in there!
Robert: I'm gonna end it all, Jimmy!
Jimmy: You don't mean...
Robert: I'M GONNA CUT OFF MY CURLS CUZ I'M AN UGLY FREAK!!
Jimmy: NO! Robert, you write amazing songs! And you're not stupid or ugly at all!
Robert: SHATTUP! MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE! I CAN'T TAKE THIS HATE ANYMORE!
Jimmy: *Deep, shaky sigh* Dear god...
Bonzo: Only you can help us stop these troll lists!
Jimmy: Actually, don't. They're entertaining.
Bonzo: NOTIFY MONTYPYTHON WHEN THESE LIST OCCURS!
Comments
This is sad - Martinglez
Scaries on the wall
Scaries on his way
Watch where you spit
I'd advise you wait until it's over
Then you got hit
And you shoulda known better - bobbythebrony