Music Hunger Games: Episode 11 - Finale: Part 1
MontyPython [It's pouring out, and it shows Kurt and Dave racing through the forest]Dave: *Trips*
Kurt: *Trips over him*
Dave: K-Kurt! Are you okay?!
Kurt: Y-Yeah... *Groans* Ow...
[There's a large rustling in the bushes]
Dave: *Looks over and chokes on a gasp*
Kurt: What? *Looks over*
[The mutant rises]
Kurt: ..... Oh sh*t.
[The mutant roars, causing both Kurt and Dave to scream and attempt to run, instead being caught and killed. A canon goes off]
John Bonham (Bonzo): Christ! A canon!
Robert Plant: Jesus...
Paul McCartney: *Sighs, slipping hands into pockets* This is a tricky game... It's a shame only one can win.
Robert: Indeed. *Leans against wall in cave tiredly*
Paul: *Stares at a ground and thinks* [It's not to long until the two weeks for the game is over, and they'll just kill off everyone until one lasts. That can't happen to me... It can't.]
Paul: *Looks up, rage in his eyes*
Paul: *These twits are holding me back... I'll have to kill em-, wait, Paul, what the hell are you thinking? It's like what George said not to long ago before the games, violence isn't right... But.. I haven't a choice... But then again..*
Paul: *Shouts* NO!
Robert/John: ... You... You okay?
Paul: .... Yeah. Fine.
[Later that night, Paul watches John and Robert sleep]
Paul: ... *Giggle*
[Paul gets up and takes a wooden stick, smashing it across their heads and knocking them out]
Paul: *Laughs, then stops and realizes what he has just done*
Paul: .... No... NONONO! *Clutches head* What have I done.. Dear god!
[He looks up]
Paul: .... Well.. They aren't dead... They'll wake up soon... Yeah...
[Paul trudges over and examines them]
Paul: ... They'rnt bleedin.. *Puts hand against Robert's face* Just knocked out-
Robert: GAH!
Paul: *Falls back* AGH!
Robert: Who the.. GET AWAY FROM ME! *Chucks stick at him*
Paul: AGH! ... I-I'm sorry!
Robert: WHAT THE F*CK WERE YOU DOING?!?!?!
Paul: I-I... I don't know!
Robert: Yeah, sure you don't! Just... *Grabs stick* STAY AWAY FROM ME AND BONZO!
Paul: B-But-
Robert: I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHIN FISHY BOUT YOU, I JUST KNEW IT!
Paul: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Robert: GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU!
Paul: *Punches Robert in fear, knocking him out cold, AND I MEAN COLD!*
Paul: ... That does it.. *Goes out and grabs wood, placing it all over inside the cave*
Paul: *Rubs two sticks together until one lights, he then proceeds to light all the wood in the cave on fire. Paul rushes outside and throws a branch at boulders on top of the cave, causing them to fall. Leaving Percy and Bonzo trapped in the fiery cave*
Paul: *Stands in the rain smirking, and grins when he hears two canons go off*
Speaker: Tributes, there are four tributes left!
Paul McCartney
Syd Barrett
George Harrison
And Bob Dylan!
Good luck!
Paul: ... Perfection.
[George Harrison and Bob Dylan are sitting in the pouring rain]
George: *Looks at Bob* Do you mind the rain?
Bob: ... *Shakes head* Nah.
George: *Smiles* Yeah.. Me neither.
Bob: *Nods, then begins to play "Have You Ever Seen the Rain" on harmonica*
George: *Sighs, laying back in the wet grass* I could fall asleep here, y'know.
Bob: *Chuckles* That'll be something, Harrison.
George: Yeah.. *Looks over, and notices their food bag is rolling down the hill*
George: ... Dammit. *Runs after it*
Bob: *Looks over* Harrison, what are you doing?
George: The bag fell! I'm gettin' it!
Bob: Okay! Cool! *Continues to play*
George: *Hums along, and continues to hum after a sudden pause*
George: C'mon Bob! Keep it comin'!
[....]
George: You know the tune! *Sings* IIIIIII wanna knooow, have you evaah seeeen the rrraaaainn?
Voice: *Sings* ...Coming down, a sunny day?
George: *Sings* Yeaah!-..Bob? Wait a minute.
[Walks back up the hill and sees Syd Barrett holding a knife up to Bob's neck while covering his mouth]
George: BOB!
Syd: GEORGE, LISTEN.
George: YOU LET GO OF HIM!
Syd: SHUT UP OR HE DIES!
George: *Bits lip*
Syd: .... *Smiles* Thank you.. Now. The speaker has announced Paul McCartney is still alive.
George: What about him?
Syd: You see.. My friend David says he was in the alliance of someone who killed him.. And I want him dead. You hear?
George: ... So what do you want me to do?
Syd: Go find Paul and either kill him, or bring him to me. Fail to do so? Bob dies.
Bob: G-George! Don't do it!
Syd: Shut up! *Cuts a little bit of his neck*
Bob: *Squeals*
George: *Sighs* ....... Fine. *Turns around, only to see Paul standing there*
George: *GASP!*
Paul: Hello George...
[Now now now! The episode isn't over yet! Here's a bonus section!]
BONUS SECTION: WELCOME TO THE AFTERLIFE
Roger Waters: David Sh*tmour, glad to see your ugly face again.
David Gilmour: Shattup Waters. *Looks over at Rick and smiles* Hello Rick.
Rick Wright: *Gives a sad sigh* H-Hi...
David: What's the matter?
Rick: It's just... N-Nothin. *Smiles* Never mind.
[Jimmy Page is smoking a cigarette with John Paul Jones]
Jimmy: Well, it's nice to see you, Jonesy.
John Paul Thanks! Oh, look, Percy and Bonzo are here!
[Bonzo sprints over to Jonesy and hugs him, sobbing into his shoulder]
John Paul: ... H-Hang on.. Bonzo, why're you cryin? You old doll you.
Bonzo: *Raises head, wipes tears embarrassingly and groans* No reason..
Robert: Jimmy... *Smiles*
Jimmy: Percy... It's good to see you again. *Smiles*
[They hug]
[John Entwistle is having tea]
John E: This is nice. No one to bother me in the after world. Pure happiness. Pure peace and quiet-
Annoying, cockney, British voice: JOHHHHHNNNNNNNNYYYY BOYYYYYYYY!!!
John E: .... Oh yeah. Keith's here.
Keith Moon: *Tackle hugs* BWAH! ENTY ENTY ENTY! MY HERO! MY BEST FRIEND! WE MEET AGAIN AT LAST IN THE GOOD OL DEPTHS OF HEAVEN!
John E: ... *Hugs back and smiles* Yeah. It's good to see you too, Moonie.
Keith: OH! *Shows Moonwistle*
John E: Moonwistle?! Aw, the poor doll passed?
Keith: Yeah, she was eaten up by an eagle.
John E: Aw.. Poor baby-wait. SHE?
Keith: YUP! *Shows bunnies* She had BABIES!
John E: *Shakes head, chuckling* Wow.
John E: *Looks at you, breaking the fourth wall* Well Billyv, the Moonwistle Pregnancy Rumor was true.
Keith: OI! DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL, JOHNNY BOY!
Can't wait for the final episode? It's coming out soon! Happy Hunger Games!
Comments
I hope Syd wins now that Kurt died - bobbythebrony
I want Dylan to win. I would've said Paul, but he killed Plant and Bonham so he deserves to die. - Songsta41
And Paul killed Ringo! He was More hesitant to kill the others who weren't band-mates, selfish attention-grabbing twit ;P - Billyv
Paul and Syd need to die rhyming accidental and Dylan needs to be singing like A Rolling Stone to the end zone and win - 2storm
Wow - several sudden deaths as the pace intensifies. I knew the finale was nearing but didn't realize how quick the numbers shrunk.
Nice Moonwistle surprise :)
Do Dave and Kurt go to Nirvana?
Did Plant and Bonzo climb the stairway?
I had a feeling a hard rain's gonna fall... - Billyv
And what's the point of watching if the funniest one dies - 2storm
Whoever the funniest one is, he (or she) may be seen in the afterlife scenes or reappear visiting someone still alive... And if he dies with comic affect - all the better!
One might also ask - 'what's the point of watching if we know the funniest one won't die so of course will win"
More importantly, in my humble opinion, the point of watching is enjoying the journey, not the destination, and many interesting or amusing steps along the way...
Ask yourself, what would life be like if you never met Moonwistle...
😉 - Billyv
I was just kidding - 2storm
Dylan shouts to George as he's leaving : "don't worry George. Syd won't really kill me. I Shall Be Released. Any day now..."
Syd: "Quiet." He presses the blade to Bob's neck and draws some blood.
Dylan shudders nervously, tries to maintain composure "It's Alright, Ma, I'm only Bleeding"
Syd "Soon you'll break - just like a little gurrrl"
Seems like ol' Bob could be knockin' on heav-- oh well, you know what I'm getting at... 😉 - Billyv
Give Bob and George a gun from the immunity I earlier in the games - 2storm