Worst Types Of People On The Internet EP-5 The Thanksgiving Special

SirSkeletorThe3rd Okay, here's a pet peeve of mine. You know those idiots who post pictures of them eating alone in Burger King or something like that saying "My Thanksgiving" with a bunch of these retarted emojis 😰. Yeah, it's pretty retarted. Here's what I have to say about these people: WHY COULDNT YOU GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP AND GO TO YOUR PARENTS HOUSE?!?!?!?! Now you're parents may be dead but at least go to a relatives house! Unless it's you're creepy Uncle, then you should run, run away and don't look back...

But some of these people purposely skip that or just go there to piss people off and get that "Poor Me" attitude and just become attention whores (see Selfie Whores). Even poor people who live in ghettos have Thanksgiving as a family! Although they may get the food from Burger King or someplace like that, but they eat as a family! Not alone like those dips***s who post pictures of them eating alone. Now, you may see families eating at an Applebee's or Chicken Express, but that's okay, they're eating AS A FAMILY!

So morale of this episode, EAT WITH A RELATIVE ON THANKSGIVING!!!!!! Even if it's just one. So eat with any relative on Thanksgiving, but if it's you're Creepy Uncle Brad, then just run, run like hell.

*door gets broken*
Wut da hell?!

Uncle Brad: Hey little boy, can I have Thanksgiving with you?!
Me: Hell naw
Uncle Brad: Prepare your anus!
Me: NOOOOOOOOO

*5 hours later*
Anyways thanks guys *sniffs tears* for reading this and I hope you have a great Thanksgiving!
Uncle Brad: Who you talkin to?!
Me: uh, no one! Halp... *insecurity intensifies*

*Uncle Brad is not real and this was made to make your day*

Comments

This sure did make my day! - RiverClanRocks (11/25/2015)

HAHAA - visitor (11/25/2015)

Kek - bobbythebrony (11/28/2015)

Top kek? - SirSkeletorThe3rd (11/28/2015)

Cool m8. - visitor (12/2/2015)