Worst Things That Could Happen On Thanksgivingethanmeinster
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Ham is better anyway
The supermarket was out though... - ethanmeinster
There's like 50 pounds of food, and you're the only one who can eat it all... - ethanmeinster
That's OK... I love thanksgiving dinner anyway! I have it ALL TO MYSELF! MUAHAHA! >:D
Pilgrims on some boat, from UK haha. Actually most all over Europe. Immigration 1620.
Pilgrim: Hey, isn't Thanksgiving about family, peace, and love?
Native American: Not until you killed us and stole our resources a day after. - ethanmeinster
Forget about Thanksgiving, that would ruin the week for me! - Flamesofsilver
NO THE STUFFING
Oh god, that would be terrible
NOOO MY HONOR - TheTopTenVoter
Eh, I hate stuffing anyway.
Fun fact: Tryptophan doesn't make you sleepy. It's all the food you're eating that makes you sleepy. However, no one wants gravy on their favorite shirt. - ethanmeinster
I'm sorry, but I don't want to drown in gravy on Thanksgiving. I f you fall asleep with your nose and mouth in any liquid for an extended period of time, chances are you will die. I don't want gravy to kill me.
Just host Thanksgiving at your house and invite people that can drive there! Problem solved!
That's why you shouldn't have gone to LaGuardia. - ethanmeinster
This happened to my uncle
I hate that so much
Well he should be in Canadian Thanksgiving.
That should be the first worst
It had to be done.
If JB shows up, shoot him. End of story.
Really? You're seriously going to wait outside of Walmart at 6 PM instead of being with your family and eating the foods? - ethanmeinster
Thankfully, we Canadians have our Thanksgving a month earlier. - PetSounds
Where the hell did Caillou come from?
Sort of random if you ask me... But to be honest, I don't watch football or T.V. in general. I don't even know how Thanksgiving is related to football.
My family is Asian and we party EVEN LOUDER than the neighbors!
At least you have pumpkin pie... Hopefully you didn't screw that up.
This happened on the thanksgiving episode of Full House.
That's OK. Last Thanksgiving I had taro cake for dessert on Thanksgiving. It's one of those cakes that Asians get from Chinatown for their birthdays. It's so delicious.
I actually prefer ham
Why must Thanksgiving be this way?!
If a baby is among the guests during dinner than this is normal.
Because there was a four year old kid in your family
Like people in my family allergic to cornbread or I am allergic to cashews - Captaincrunch2015
That Would Be Gross - JPK