Worst Things That Could Happen On Thanksgiving

ethanmeinster

The Top Ten

1 You forget the turkey

The supermarket was out though... - ethanmeinster

2 Family isn't there

There's like 50 pounds of food, and you're the only one who can eat it all... - ethanmeinster

3 Choking on corn
4 Native Americans killing you because you descended from the pilgrims

Pilgrim: Hey, isn't Thanksgiving about family, peace, and love?
Native American: Not until you killed us and stole our resources a day after. - ethanmeinster

5 Favorite football team losing

Forget about Thanksgiving, that would ruin the week for me! - Flamesofsilver

6 The dog eats all of the stuffing V 1 Comment
7 Your favorite dish is gone before you get to eat it

Oh god, that would be terrible

Tear.

NOOO MY HONOR - TheTopTenVoter

NOOO THE HAM - Captaincrunch2015

8 Falling asleep on your gravy

Fun fact: Tryptophan doesn't make you sleepy. It's all the food you're eating that makes you sleepy. However, no one wants gravy on their favorite shirt. - ethanmeinster

I'm sorry, but I don't want to drown in gravy on Thanksgiving. I f you fall asleep with your nose and mouth in any liquid for an extended period of time, chances are you will die. I don't want gravy to kill me.

9 Delayed flights

Just host Thanksgiving at your house and invite people that can drive there! Problem solved!

V 1 Comment
10 Black Friday shoppers tearing through your house

Really? You're seriously going to wait outside of Walmart at 6 PM instead of being with your family and eating the foods? - ethanmeinster

Thankfully, we Canadians have our Thanksgving a month earlier. - PetSounds

The Contenders

11 Justin Bieber shows up

That should be the first worst

It had to be done.

If JB shows up, shoot him. End of story.

Lol - JPK

12 The family decides to watch Caillou instead of football

Where the hell did Caillou come from?

Sort of random if you ask me... But to be honest, I don't watch football or T.V. in general. I don't even know how Thanksgiving is related to football.

13 A giant turkey killing you because you ate his brother V 2 Comments
14 The Turkey gets burned

At least you have pumpkin pie... Hopefully you didn't screw that up.

This happened on the thanksgiving episode of Full House.

15 Sister tells one of your uncles they're not invited after your parents already invited them
16 The family decides to watch Barney and Friends instead of football

Because there was a four year old kid in your family

17 There's no pumpkin pie for dessert
18 You throw up from eating too much turkey
19 You find out the main entree is not turkey

Why must Thanksgiving be this way?!

20 Allergic to a food

Like people in my family allergic to cornbread or I am allergic to cashews - Captaincrunch2015

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