Worst Types of People on the Internet EP-7 Twelvies

SirSkeletorThe3rd At the request of Velitelcabal I'm gonna talk about Twelvies. Anyways, Twelvies are what you get when you smoke crack when your're pregnant. Not all 12 year olds are Twelvies. Here are Male and Female Twelvies.

Male: Wears snap backs and tries to drink beef but can't stand it though. Usually rides JD Razors. Loves Red Bull and thinks CoD is the best game ever (it is m9 if u disagree il ddoss u with mah shrekscops)

Female: Looks like a clown in slutty clothes. Wears so much makeup that they look like clowns. Usually takes selfies with empty beer cans. Claims they smoke the kush. Gets easily drunk sharing a cruiser.

Okay, there are actually some twelvies on this site, most of them are visitors though. One of the Twelvies said that "Hurr durr durr! Metallica is just screaming and yelling! Hurr!" Well, don't you notice that you're screaming a yelling? Also twelvies are a class of keyboard warriors. They get butthurt on a lot of things. They also tend to cuss a lot even though they're 11 or something. And not minor stuff. They use the bad stuff like c***. Also the males try to act gangsta. They dress ghetto and act gangsta but fail at it. Nothing ticks you off more than a white, rich or middle-class kid trying to act gangsta and fail at it. They don't say n***a, which means friend, they say n***er. Like a dumba**, they get beaten up. And once they get caught with a cigarette near their faces, they're dad comes and whips them. That's why whipping kids in some states is legal, so you can beat your twelvies. Also if you're child is a twelvie, it's too late. You can't talk to them... They'll either grow out of it or be a douchebag the rest of his/her life. Anyways you can now message me on people I should talk about. Have a gr8 day m80s!! See you all Saturday!

Comments

Puga and pickle are twelves... - visitor (12/2/2015)

I don't think they wear snap backs and pretend to drink beer. Besides, almost all twelvies are American. - SirSkeletorThe3rd (12/2/2015)

True. - visitor (12/2/2015)

Pickle was born in 2001, ya knucklehead. - Puga (12/5/2015)

Here is the history of my age on TheTopTens-
Fake Age number 1:15 (This only lasted a few days)
Fake age number 2:13 (Yeah)
Real Age: 12. - DapperPickle (12/5/2015)

Kek - bobbythebrony (12/3/2015)

There is this one on the site who constantly hates on many people on TTT for being pop haters and 90s fanboys while also saying that Metallica and the whole genre of metal/rock is all screaming for the devil and being a part of the Illuminatti while such things have been disproven. The user claims to be a genuine user who isn't a troll but shares some opinion on a "different perspective".

Turns out the user only gets along with trolls. - visitor (12/4/2015)

Well, I'll probably get to 90's fans but the obsessive ones though. I mean, I have to hate on groups everyone likes. I mean, I made fun of Call of Duty Fanboys and Trolls and I can be both of those. But, I think we all know who the twelvie is - SirSkeletorThe3rd (12/4/2015)

Also that's what trolls say. They aren't a troll. That is obvious trolling. You've noticed them all. BTDR is a troll and he claims he isn't. - SirSkeletorThe3rd (12/5/2015)

The person I'm talking about said that she doesn't really like music much but now, she keeps on saying stuff against metal, loving pop and trying to engage in a behavior which would "impress" certain users to show that they "don't look at the other perspective". Probably a semi-troll or a troll who denies that she's a troll. - visitor (12/6/2015)

Yeah, she's either really dumb, or a troll - SirSkeletorThe3rd (12/7/2015)

This is the difference between 12 year olds and twelvies people. So don't call them 12 year olds as an insult, call them twelvies - Martinglez (12/4/2015)

That explained this post in a nutshell. - visitor (12/6/2015)

Twelvies are annoying - visitor (12/11/2015)

Couldn't agree more - SirSkeletorThe3rd (12/11/2015)

People like this are so immature. - RiverClanRocks (12/15/2015)

Yet they call themselves mature for their age. Yeah, wearing snapbacks and getting drunk on cruisers, and riding JD Razors makes me mature. - SirSkeletorThe3rd (1/2/2016)

I used to know a Twelvie. Turns out I blocked them lol - BlueTopazIceVanilla (1/1/2016)

"Used to". If you said "used to", then why did you give it a mention? - visitor (1/1/2016)

And by the way, he was referring to you in this post in at least some way. - visitor (1/2/2016)

Wonder who that Twelvie is m9? - SirSkeletorThe3rd (1/2/2016)

Who? - visitor (1/4/2016)

Not me, anyway. I think. - Puga (1/10/2016)

Bouetopaz, you're one of the biggest twelvies I know. - visitor (1/10/2016)

Puga, it can't be you. You're nowhere near a twelvie. The only thing that makes you close to being one is your age m8 - SirSkeletorThe3rd (1/10/2016)

Topaz would consider me one though - Puga (1/10/2016)

She should consider herself a twelvie cause she fits the description of one - SirSkeletorThe3rd (1/10/2016)

As I requested this episode, this post was CLEARLY meant for Topaz. And Puga, you're NOWHERE near being one. - visitor (1/11/2016)

Yeah, but who actually likes her? Exactly. - visitor (1/11/2016)

Not sure, she does have a few good lists. Well, lists that I liked but there wasn't very many. - SirSkeletorThe3rd (1/11/2016)

Some are decent, the rest have a very childish approach. - visitor (1/15/2016)

I hate twelives, they make my age look stupid! - Skullkid755 (2/7/2016)

Your 13 though lol - Nateawesomeness (8/3/2016)