Cha1n-Dawg'$ Thug Life Theme Song (Another Addition To My Sleep-Deprived Deliriums)
keycha1n CHA1N-DAWG'$ IN THE HOUSEEE!**sick beats**
Chorus:
Yo.
Cha1n-Dawg's layin' some dope rhymes down,
I make all the adults cry and the mommas frown. (whoa!)
Keep your kids away and your wives inside,
otherwise my coolness might just make them die! **intense**
**beatboxing**
I come from the 'hood, with Asians galore,
and "GO EDUCATION!" Graffitied on the doors!
Spray-painted 'em myself, ain't I hardcore?
Even got the paint on-sale at the dollar store!
Chorus x1
Though I draw with pencils, paint ain't my thing,
I'm credited with the crea-ti-vi-ty I bring!
My prismacolors are weapons in disguise,
as colored pencil sticks that you can buy!
Art is WAY cool, and I've made it so!
With drawings that are quite the sight to behold!
"Just work harder" is the quote that I live by,
my drawings just improve as I try, try, try.
Chorus x1
Though I can't be credited, all the glory to Him,
J-Dawg (Jesus) is the reason why I always win.
Including this theme song competi-tion. (OH!)
So as I'm wrappin' up,
my thug life-rap,
and drop my suburban-town as a rich kid act,
I got a few more words I've yet to speak,
they go like this;
Nitwit!
Blubber!
Oddment!
Tweak!
if I win, give my prize is to someone else.
I kinda just let my brain vomit this out.
SCENE.
**beats go on a bit longer and fade away**
I could be a rapper. Right?
To be clear, there really is "GO EDUCATION" graffitied in my town, but I did not spray paint it. So... Don't come after me, police.
Comments
"Nitwit!
Blubber!
Oddment!
Tweak! "
With those qualities, you've definitely got the potential to be a rapper. - PositronWildhawk
I'll be the Christian, nerdy-Asian from a rich suburban town.
I'll surely be a huge hit! - keycha1n
Yes, unfortunately. - PositronWildhawk
Unfortunately?! You can say you knew Cha1n-Dawg! Or Cha1n-Money. I'm debating it. 2-Cha1nz was already taken... - keycha1n
Is that where your username comes from? - PositronWildhawk
Gosh no, my music taste may be bad, but it's not that bad yet! - keycha1n
You admitted it! - PositronWildhawk
Not bad. - visitor
Better than Positron's. - Puga
I wouldn't go that far... His post was the reason I joined! - keycha1n
I'm not gonna lie, but it is. After reading both over and over I judge this one better. Positron's was very good, it was just a little too long. - visitor
Positron's new theme song is AWESOME! - letdot52
The Rap Godess? - visitor
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap Goddess, Rap Goddess... - keycha1n
All my classmates from the front to the back nod, back nod. - visitor
We can try, but this will take literally forever. - keycha1n
Don't question the art of arts
It'll go down the war of Napoleon Bonaparte
Bombings comin' down like a blue shell in Mario Kart
The power of will will tower apart
The power of smart
The power of double crossing the narcs - visitor
**clap clap** SHD and Cha1n-Dawg in the house. - keycha1n
Cha1n-Dawg's the true queen of rap. She's even clean! - PizzaGuy
Since when you're a rapper? - Delgia2k
She's living a double life! - visitor
Cha1n-Dawg is my alter ego. Like eminem's Slim Shady. - keycha1n
Uh I've lost. *collapses* - visitor
YEAH YOU HAVE. EAT MY BUBBLES.
**ahem** - keycha1n
I would like people to read my theme song...about all of universal complex,logical,ebola and illiterate backstabbing Boratism propaganda theme song - CerealGuy
Bravo, CerealGuy, Bravo. - PositronWildhawk
Bravo Mainstream Wildhawk Bravo wait till you read my new theme - CerealGuy
Frick, I don't stand a chance. - PetSounds
Nice one - bobbythebrony
This is nice. I mean, I perfer faster stuff like Rap God or Worldwide Choppers(I can rap both those songs by the way). This song is better than most of Jay-Z's stuff. - letdot52
Ironically, JZ are my initials.
Also, you can adjust the tempo of this song if you'd like. - keycha1n
Meh. - DapperPickle
Throwback. - Puga