my april fools 2019 prank
sadical April fools day is over, but you can still read the post if you want .~
Sup! Don’t throw me under the bus, but this Lia person you all know and probably don’t love isn’t me! I’m not a happy camper about this and I’m sure you’re not either, but let me explain. When I was in high school, I met a beautiful blonde girl named Lia and I fell in love. I’ve always wanted to tell her “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” When I was a senior, me and her and my bros Marshal and Aden were what would be known as #squadgoals. One day I was about to make her my bae when she said we weren’t friends because I asked if she had gained weight and never wanted to talk to me again! I didn’t want to be a party pooper and rain on her picnic so I didn’t talk to her! The year went by and I was Quaking in my Boots too much to talk to her. I haven’t seen her since and have stalked her on social media since then, and now jump to late 2017 when I decided if I can’t have her, I’ll invent her myself! So I came across TTT and made my first account lovefrombadlands. I thought of that username cause it sounded totes adorbs and Lia was a fan of Halsey. I wanted to try developing her personality but couldn’t do it at first. By January, I had myself shook like a leaf on how similar I was to her! Although I wasn’t suprised because I had learned so much about her stalking her social media’s for years. I realized, however, that most users of TTT weren’t in their forties like me and Lia so I decided to make her 12 since that was the minimum age to be a user of TTT. Later, I realized that although the account was so much like her, there was something missing. She was very close with her sister Kaylie and her best friend Maxwel, so I decided I’d create them too. I felt really guilty going as far as to create her younger sister, so I gave her the fake name Rose at first. I kept it going a while. However, while doing this, I had an Identity crisis meaning it was hard finding myself. You know, I don’t even want to find out my credit score after this! Because of that, I made so many spare accounts trying to become myself again. It didn’t work and I was still this person I wasn’t because I guess you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. So I kept going as Lia trying to make myself more and more like her. I even stole her favorite stuffed wolf plushie from when she was a kid and I know she’s missed it. Now, then we get to July. I decided that with all of this and I couldn’t change myself, I decided I’d ask Lia out on a date. So I did, and she rejected me. I started to make the account on TheTopTens become kind of a bad person. I needed a way to take my anger out. I ended up deleting the account because I wanted to stop, but I couldn’t stop and kept coming back and taking my anger out on the account. Eventually, I decided to stop. I created sadical to make her more liked again hopefully. I’m actually Timothy Clark. I’m 40 years old. Here’s a link to my Instagram page. https://www.instagram.com/timthecoolfishermanchef1979/?hl=en
Anyways, I’m off to go to the little boy’s room
Comments
Welp... - visitor
... - sadical
Today I masturbated to the fortnite banana and I came so hard - styLIShT
cool? - sadical
EWW W
Um
Is this really the place to um
TALK BOUT THAT? - visitor
Hey Lia, no 2 guys call themselves as #squadgoals unless they are gay and are sexually attracted to each other - styLIShT
I got half of the things I said in this post from an article called “100 Things No Man Over 40 Should Ever Say” - sadical
The date today is saying otherwise. - MrCoolC
When you try your best but you don’t succeed - sadical
What the f*ck - visitor
You got April fooled! - sadical
I got gnomed - visitor
It was an april fools joke, streamerbtws! - sadical
I actually 100% fell for it lmao
Good job - visitor
Thanks! - sadical
Today Lil Pump came to my school and sold lean in the halls. - visitor
what... - sadical
It was just a joke lol. - visitor