Top 10 Movies the Nostalgia Critic Should Review

This list is a personal recommendation to Doug Walker.

1. Doogal

   

   Only a useless hoarding hag of a grandmother would be gullible enough to buy this crap for their grandkids on DVD.

   All copies of this worthless movie should be trampled by a wildebeest stampede.

   Every copy of this movie should be ripped to shreds.

2. The Easter Egg Adventure

   

   This movie is not only bad, it's embarrassingly bad. The animation is half-assed, the story's dumb, and the songs are mediocre.

   It's a waste of talent, too. James Woods and Nancy Kerrigan are wasted, while poor old Eli Wallach does his very best to try in vain to draw you into the story with his narration.

   If JelloApocalypse really thinks that all of Rankin/Bass' Easter specials are bad, wait till you see the look on his face once he stumbles upon this atrocity!

   This should also be higher than Elf Bowling!

3. The Searchers

   

   No wonder The Great Movie Ride at Disney World closed down! One of its scenes depicted this horribly dated movie.

   This movie's depiction of Native Americans is far worse than what Peter Pan has.

4. Dangerously Close

   

   This should be higher than Elf Bowling because he already just reviewed Elf Bowling!

5. Snowpiercer

   

   This movie is so pretentious and blatantly allegorical that it slows the movie down.

   Only Kang-ho Song saves the movie.

6. Gunmen (1993)

   

7. Movie 43

   

   I still have a hard time believing that people such as Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Emma Stone, Chris Pratt, and Gerard Butler were dragged into this hot mess of a movie.

   And speaking of terrible movies that poor Emma Stone had the misfortune of being dragged into, Critic should also tear apart Marmaduke one day!

   Still better than InAPPropriate Comedy because at least this movie has a much more talented and bearable cast.

8. The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

   

   I would have much rather taken my kids to see The Hunger Games in theaters than this movie back in 2012.

   I personally feel sorry for everyone who actually saw this in theaters.

   This makes Dora the Explorer look like Game of Thrones.

9. Disaster Movie

   

   It says a lot when the only entertaining aspect of this movie is Kim Kardashian's horrible performance. And she's only in the movie for maybe twenty minutes max.

   There's also the weird dating song at the end, which almost gets a chuckle out of me. Watching this is painful, and the entire time, you'll struggle to laugh even once. If you want a better spoof movie, just watch Spaceballs instead. It's infinitely more enjoyable.

   This movie is so bad that it will even give you nightmares for life in certain parts!

10. Elf Bowling: The Movie

    

    Even SpongeBob Seasons 6-8 did Tom Kenny's career more justice than this movie did!

    Makes Shark Tale look like The Prince of Egypt.

    Makes Shrek the Third look like How to Train Your Dragon 2.

    Makes Cars 2 look like WALL•E.

    Makes Home on the Range look like The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

    Makes Chicken Little look like Zootopia.

    Makes The Pebble and the Penguin look like The Land Before Time.

    And it even makes A Troll in Central Park look like The Secret of NIMH!

The Newcomers
11. ?

    Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000

    

    This would be a perfect candidate for the Was That Real? series.

12. ?

    The End of Evangelion

    

    The Nostalgia Critic needs to do an Evangelion month where he reviews this movie, Death and Rebirth, and all four of the Rebuild of Evangelion movies sometime in the near future.

The Contenders

13. Grease

    

14. Tomorrowland: A World Beyond

    

    A totally confused movie featuring robots glitching and getting mutilated. A FAMILY picture!

15. Fat Albert (2004)

    

16. Show Dogs

    

17. Home Alone 4

    

    This movie's most fatal mistake is that it tried to make Kevin the main character again, especially since it was so obvious that they couldn't get his original actor back.

    YES! Someone else who cherishes The Rescuers Down Under and deplores the Home Alone sequels and The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue!

    The people behind this movie should be deported to North Korea.

18. Birdemic: Shock and Terror

    

19. The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

    

    This movie, as well as The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue, both turned The Brave Little Toaster into a joke.

    A movie as utterly strange as it sounds.

20. Batman Forever

    

    I know he used to like this film, but it should be reviewed, just so it points out the problems they didn't learn from in the god-awful abomination that is the sequel.

21. Moses: Egypt's Great Prince

    

22. Troll 2

    

23. Joe's Apartment

    

    Not even the touch of a Wallach (animator Peter, son of renowned actor Eli) appears to save it.

24. Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie

    

25. Risky Business

    

    This movie appears to be a screwball comedy, and it looks as if it could go in that direction. But it has a much nastier tone than that.

    Tom Cruise doesn't come of age. He comes of pimp thanks to a hooker who nicks his stuff! What would be funny is if he didn't get away with all he's done.

    On the plus side, Bronson Pinchot is in this movie!

26. The Swan Princess Christmas

    

27. Gigli