Top 10 Movies the Nostalgia Critic Should Review

This list is a personal recommendation to Doug Walker.
The Top Ten
1 Doogal

Only a useless hoarding hag of a grandmother would be gullible enough to buy this crap for their grandkids on DVD.

All copies of this worthless movie should be trampled by a wildebeest stampede.

This "movie" looks like it was made by third-world monkeys.

2 The Easter Egg Adventure

This movie is not only bad, it's embarrassingly bad. The animation is half-assed, the story's dumb, and the songs are mediocre.

It's a waste of talent, too. James Woods and Nancy Kerrigan are wasted, while poor old Eli Wallach does his very best to try in vain to draw you into the story with his narration.

If JelloApocalypse really thinks that all of Rankin/Bass' Easter specials are bad, wait till you see the look on his face once he stumbles upon this atrocity!

This should also be higher than Elf Bowling!

3 The Searchers

No wonder The Great Movie Ride at Disney World closed down! One of its scenes depicted this horribly dated movie.

This movie's depiction of Native Americans is far worse than what Peter Pan has.

4 Dangerously Close

This should be higher than Elf Bowling because he already just reviewed Elf Bowling!

5 Snowpiercer

This movie is so pretentious and blatantly allegorical that it slows the movie down.

Only Kang-ho Song saves the movie.

6 Gunmen (1993)
7 Movie 43

I still have a hard time believing that people such as Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Emma Stone, Chris Pratt, and Gerard Butler were dragged into this hot mess of a movie.

And speaking of terrible movies that poor Emma Stone had the misfortune of being dragged into, Critic should also tear apart Marmaduke one day!

Still better than InAPPropriate Comedy because at least this movie has a much more talented and bearable cast.

8 The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

I would have much rather taken my kids to see The Hunger Games in theaters than this movie back in 2012.

I personally feel sorry for everyone who actually saw this in theaters.

This makes Dora the Explorer look like Game of Thrones.

9 Disaster Movie

This movie is so bad that it will even give you nightmares for life in certain parts!

It would be fantastic if Doug Walker reviewed a parody film for a change.

A movie that sucks so badly that Kim Kardashian is apparently in it!

10 Elf Bowling: The Movie

Even SpongeBob Seasons 6-8 did Tom Kenny's career more justice than this movie did!

Elf Bowling? More like Elf Trolling, or even more fittingly, Elf Blowing.

Makes Shark Tale look like The Prince of Egypt.

Makes Shrek the Third look like How to Train Your Dragon 2.

Makes Cars 2 look like WALL•E.

Makes Home on the Range look like The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Makes Chicken Little look like Zootopia.

Makes The Pebble and the Penguin look like The Land Before Time.

And it even makes A Troll in Central Park look like The Secret of NIMH!

The Contenders
11 Grease
12 Tomorrowland: A World Beyond

A totally confused movie featuring robots glitching and getting mutilated. A FAMILY picture!

13 Fat Albert (2004)
14 Show Dogs
15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror
16 The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

This movie, as well as The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue, both turned The Brave Little Toaster into a joke.

A movie as utterly strange as it sounds.

17 Batman Forever

I know he used to like this film, but it should be reviewed, just so it points out the problems they didn't learn from in the god-awful abomination that is the sequel.

18 Moses: Egypt's Great Prince
19 Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie
20 Home Alone 4

This movie's most fatal mistake is that it tried to make Kevin the main character again, especially since it was so obvious that they couldn't get his original actor back.

YES! Someone else who cherishes The Rescuers Down Under and deplores the Home Alone sequels and The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue!

The people behind this movie should be deported to North Korea.

21 Risky Business

This movie appears to be a screwball comedy, and it looks as if it could go in that direction. But it has a much nastier tone than that.

Tom Cruise doesn't come of age. He comes of pimp thanks to a hooker who nicks his stuff! What would be funny is if he didn't get away with all he's done.

On the plus side, Bronson Pinchot is in this movie!

22 The Swan Princess Christmas
23 Troll 2
24 Gigli
25 Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of Light
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