PositronWildhawk's Theme SongPositronWildhawk Here's to the geek who turned TheTopTens around...PositronWildhawk's online!
Light Fluctuative Electro Beat
Do you think I'm weird? You'd be right there. Why do you think I've no girlfriend yet?
Not into some televised football game, more into the stuff that makes one lame.
I don't have to speak to make a first impress-ion, I'll seduce them chicks with my awkwardness-ion,
But I'm here to put the TopTenners to shame, since everyone on here knows my name!
Somehow I'm seen as impossibly cool, despite knowing I'm an awkward fool;
Hard to understand all 'cos I'm sciencey, acin' my report on theories of dark energy.
But before I'm going for a PhD, I'm here to make a list or eight-thirty,
Tempo Increase And while I'm seein' TheTopTens' family, them chicks r' all fallin' for my magnetricity.
Music Stops And that's why everyone's followin' me!
Enter Progressive Breakbeat
Since July '13, compilin' random s*** which I thought would make some alright lists;
Them lists still got on everyone's lips, noted for their quirks n' sarcastic quips.
Britgirl, my first friend, so damn amazin'; together we sparked the British Invasion,
But we never asked anyone to vote us on lists, we let fans come to us, do you get the gist?!
Tempo Increase, Enter Backing Synth
Do you think that I'm voguish by a series of flukes? It really is easy in a world run purely by you, YER B******!
Not in one list was quality let down, 'cos you still fall with style if you're Krusty the Clown.
'Twas unique style of my works that made blogs trendy things, a revolution not about to be dismissed by Finch.
Tempo Increase Would that be legit with imagination inside the box and held down, and not inspired by what Doug Adams said 'bout Hitchhikers' towels?
Music Stops Hit the ground runnin' like Pos, and why would ya back down?
Enter Progressive House and Synth Mix
Tenners called me ET, Illuminati, White and Nerdy, but allegiance is the trait of this wild old birdy.
Years of keepin' up detail, constant and solid, plus care and support for those who deserve it.
TheTopTens is part of a big Tenner's life, and you gotta commit to keep the work ethic alive.
I've taken some praise, and taken some s***; won't rub it in your face or complain 'bout it.
When I'm off, I'm readin' 'bout semiconductivity, all stuff that'll matter in my physics degree.
Playin' chillstep, downtempo, progressive house; Electus, Moby and deadmau5.
Goin' crazy 'bout Star Wars talk, and that's the story of the Hawk!
And now I'm off to my random new creation: why nobody gets hurt if you step away from my bacon.
Moonwalks, Twists Like Jagger and Twerks Simultaneously Off Stage as Music Continues
Synth Fades to Intro Piano Riff as Tempo Slows
(Pretends not to acknowledge the existence)
I LOST - Puga
Incidentally, folks, I did do that "random new creation". Search my lists for bacon, and it should turn up. - PositronWildhawk
We have a winner - gemcloben
It was good. - DynastiNoble
Woah - CerealGuy
"Twerks Simultaneously Off Stage as Music Continues"
Wow I did not need that vision. But this contest I was previously convinced I would fail at... Well, this post enforced that belief. - keycha1n
Damn! Pos wins! - Therandom
Darn it, I'm afraid of losing to this guy - JaysTop10List
Dayum, looks like many users sh*tted their pants. Anyway, is there a music video? - Delgia2k
With full George Lucas choreography. - PositronWildhawk
Why is everything in bold? - PetSounds
I honestly dunno. - PositronWildhawk
Welcome to Bold world
Want some bold? - CerealGuy
Umm... Bold is awesome! - ObviouslyNotATroll
I think it is because Hawkie used bald in the post. Now the comments are stuck like that. - visitor
It take me like a year to beat your theme song - 2storm
Ahh never mind I'll go ahead and try - 2storm
Ok, I read it over. I see why SHD picked you to win. - Therandom
AWESOME SONG! I wish I could do a mix of it...LAWL! Pos is the only one who will get this joke. - letdot52
Cool Song mate. - 05yusuf09
That was great. Now I know why so many people like you. - visitor
Finch and things do not rhyme - Puga
That must be hard to sing - visitor
Water - PeeledBanana
:D - PhoenixAura81
Still a better song than stupid hoe - visitor