In 5 Years' Time...

PositronWildhawk
Oh, well, in five years' time, we'll have been living in a zoo
With the congress glaring down over me and you
And we'll be running all our bodies on the Lib-Dems too
And we'll live off a grain of rice a day, lucky to have two

And there'll be cuts, cuts, cuts, on public spending
And there'll be cuts, cuts, cuts, to the NHS
And there'll be cuts, cuts, cuts, on foreign aid work
And there'll be cuts, cuts, cuts, so what the heck?!?!

'Cos I'll be growing a third nipple thanks to GMOs
Which old Pickles just wants legalised for him to smoke
And when our citizens start to hate this, and just make a whine
The PM will go on holiday and sit back the whole time

And it was dumb, dumb, dumb, to re-elect him
And it was dumb, dumb, dumb, to just expect
And it was dumb, dumb, dumb, to cut our spending
It was dumb, dumb, dumb, oh, it was dumb.

Oh, well, I look at all the hard workers without liberty
And say, you better earn it through two jobs or thirty
And they'll say, we've tried over one term, and we've tried over two
And since some are ethnic minorities, they might as well feel blue

And there are no, no, no, affordable houses
And there is no, no, no, government healthcare
And there are no, no, no, countries who like us
And there are no, no, no, new immigrants

Although maybe all these moments are just in my head
As I lie dying in a poorly funded hospital bed
And all that I might believe, it may not even come true
Once the Tories are re-elected and ban the other parties too

In five years' time, we might be broke
In five years' time, we might be dead
In five years' time, we might be invaded
In five years' time, we'll definitely be in a rut.

Politically Controversial Song Parodies. Don't You All Love Them?

Comments

In light of the election results, I thought, I must protest in song! - PositronWildhawk

#politicalbanter - gemcloben

*Applause* Everything in this post is true. And if this was nazi germany... they'd be after you!

Sorry, I had to. - IronSabbathPriest

Had to, to, to... - PositronWildhawk

We've got five years, stuck on my eyes
We've got five years, what a surprise
We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot
We've got five years, that's all we've got.

Not a Tory, Pos? - PetSounds

Honestly, not as such. - PositronWildhawk

That's was cleverly written. - keycha1n

Very cleverly written. And so true... I feel so scared about where this country will end up - EvilAngel

Good blog - EpicJake

Good - RockStarr

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