Top 10 Alternative Song Titles that Replace the Word "Heart" with "Fart"

Come on, don't pretend to be shocked by a list like this from me. I'm just surprised I didn't make it sooner!

If you are of a silly disposition, enjoy. Maybe even have a laugh. For sensible people... Why are you even here?

The Top Ten

  1. Total Eclipse of the Fart

    I saw this list, and this is the first thing that came to my head. I had to vote for it.

    Now this one just has to be the funniest.

  2. I Left My Fart In San Francisco

    My father sang this out loud, and I couldn't stop laughing!

    So that's why the Bay area stinks so much!

    With this list, I'm now certain she's the long-lost member of Monty Python.

  3. My Fart Will Go On

    Love this list! This one is especially funny. You truly are the best Toptenner, Britgirl!

  4. My Fart Belongs to Daddy

    You will never know how true this is! Haha.

  5. Listen to Your Fart

    Well, it kinda makes sense for both of them (both heart and fart).

    You should listen to your fart...

    I like this title. It's humorous.

  6. Don't Go Breaking My Fart

    More like don't go breaking wind!

    Perhaps this should be slightly amended to: "Don't Go Breaking a Fart."

    Don't go breaking my fart, don't go breaking my, don't breaking my fart

  7. Jar of Farts

    Tearing our love apart with your jar of farts! So emotional, it makes me cry.

    Sounds like something that would be on Sanjay and Craig.

    I love the song Jar of Hearts. And now you've ruined it for me.

  8. Put a Little Love In Your Fart

    Just made me burst! And I mean with laughter, not farts.

    That means put a little stink in your fart!

  9. Frozen Fart

    Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it in anymore!

    This would only happen when it's 20 below.

    Imagine what a frozen fart would do!

  10. Stop Draggin' My Fart Around

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    I Am Trying to Break Your Fart

    "I am trying to break your fart.

    I would be lying if I said it wasn't easy.

    I am trying to break your fart."

    (This is a Wilco reference, for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about.)

  12. ?

    Love Farts

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  13. Me and My Broken Fart

  14. Give Your Fart a Break

  15. Alien Fart

    Is this the Phineas and Ferb song?

  16. Fart Attack

  17. Groove Is In the Fart

  18. Queen of Farts

    Thought I'd left all this stuff behind me (no pun intended), but I heard this by Dave Edmunds just a little while ago. I know how immature I'm being, but so what. It made me laugh, and that's what matters, isn't it?

    Have no idea who added it, but it's priceless. Thank you!

  19. Wooden Fart

  20. Why Does My Fart Feel So Bad?

    Are you sure you want me to answer this question?

  21. Where Do Broken Farts Go

    They go off into the crowd in search of an Owner of a Lonely Fart.

  22. You'll Be In My Fart

    This is the first one I thought of. "Owner of a Lonely Fart" was the second.

  23. Follow Your Fart

    But wouldn't that just make it smell worse?

  24. Owner of a Lonely Fart

  25. The Fart Never Lies

  26. Unchain My Fart

  27. Anyone Who Had a Fart

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