Top Ten Alternative Song Titles That Replace the Word "Heart" With "Fart"

This list and subsequent comments have been killing me with laughter. Yes, silly, juvenile in part perhaps, but also clever in effect. It's been a bit of a blessing and a curse as now when I use the word heart in a serious or any context, a "fart" tangent comes to mind. Thanks a lot, Miss Brit.
But this list could also be a quick medicine to bring a little smile to anyone suffering from heartache - or fartache- I'm so confused!

My Father sang this out loud and I couldn't stop laughing!

So that's why the Bay area stinks so much!

With this list I'm now certain she's the long lost member of Monty Python

I saw this list and this is the first thing that came to my head. I had to vote it.

Now this one just has to be the funniest.

You will never know how true this is! Haha

I... I don't know what to say...

Now that's a bit awkward

Love this list! This one is especially funny. You truly are the best Toptenner Britgirl!

We all know this type.

How am I so immature?!

Well it kinda makes sense for both of them (both heart and fart).

You should listen to your fart...

I like this title. It's humorous.

More like don't go breaking Wind!

Perhaps this should be slightly amended to: "Don't Go Breaking A Fart."

Don't go breaking my fart don't go breaking my don't breaking my fart

Tearing our love apart, with your jar of farts! So emotional it makes me cry.

Sounds like something that would be on Sanjay And Craig.

I love the song Jar of Hearts. And now you've ruined it for me.

I wouldn't open that jar if I were you.

Just made me burst! And I mean with laughter, not farts.

That means put a little stink in your fart!

I fart with love.

Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it in anymore!

This would only happen when it's 20 below.

Imagine what a frozen fart would do!

Ouch, that would hurt.

Is this the phineas and ferb song?

Are you sure you want me to answer this question?

OK, this one broke me. Genius.

You mean smell

That must be a stinky band. Did The Beatles fart to make this album?

I cannot believe nobody had added this one yet so thought I'd do it because it's pretty obvious.

This must really hurt.

Thought I'd left all this stuff behind me (no pun intended) but I heard this by Dave Edmunds just a little while ago. I know how immature I'm being but so what; it made me laugh and that's what matters isn't it?

Have no idea who added it but it's priceless. Thank you!