Songs Which Should Have Been Written About Farts

For Billyv and anyone else who doesn't take life too seriously
The Top Ten
1 Don't Stand So Close to Me

You are so funny and have a great humor.

This list is hilarious!

2 Oops!... I Did It Again

Yep, this fits this topic perfectly. I honestly think this should be in the top 3

3 Smells Like Teen Spirit

This list is EXCELLENT. I have to vote this one for the amazing song it is and yet its comparison is so funny! I love the user who made this list!

Believe it or not, this was written about deodorant.

Bravo, Tina, bravo.

More sounds like it's about deodorant since teens are developing.

Smells like fart spirit.

4 Please Release Me

All great choices Tina - but this one really made me burst! - Laughter I mean!
I could hear Englebert Humperdinck I believe singing loudly in my head as I was reading the title.
Much appreciation, as alwayz. And thank you for helping me not to always take life too seriously - I've dwelled in the abyss from time to time.

Oops I did it again! My Bad -- it was Engelbert, not Tom Jones!
Gotta love the Humperdinck

5 Weapon of Choice

Hm... rocket launcher? No... nuclear bomb? Nah... Oh! I know! I'll use my never-ending rips to destroy!

I'll defeat ISIS by emitting my silent (but deadly) poison!

6 Let It Go

Better than the original

7 Kill Everybody
8 I Want to Break Free

I want to break free, from inside you...

9 Rocket Man

And to think wolowitz wanted this as his astronaut nickname!

10 Blame It On Me

Yeah, sure, blame it on ME! I didn't fart, it was the guy next to me!

Awesome! Mind -blowing list. Example that proves Britgirl is fantastic TopTenner.

Well, that guy does sound like he's holding it in...

Haha. Sorry but I can't stop.

The Contenders
11 Destroyer of the Universe
12 Born to Be Wild
13 Give It Away
14 Eruption
15 We Can't Stop!

This list is hilarious

16 Gotta Let It Go
17 Don't Stop Me Now
18 Supersonic
19 Winds of Change

Sure hope they change again quick!

20 Poetry In Motion
21 The Nearness of You
22 Rapture
23 In the Air

"I'm Feelin' it, I'm feeling a change in the air...
Should be with me until the end of time."
"Just one more minute here with you, all I have to make this come true. Can you feel it too? "
"Couldn't believe everything I felt, you walked in and saw me just melt, oooh..."
"Give every moment to see you tear, give everything I've got from now to my last breath..."
Morgan Page, I salute you.

24 Linger

How could this not be #1? Truly a great song about that bad smelling farts that just never seem to go away.

25 That Smell
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