Top 10 Songs Which Should Have Been Written About Farts

Have you ever found yourself chuckling at a song title because it sounded like it could have been written about something as hilarious as a fart? Well, look no further, because today we're bringing you a top ten list of real song titles that will have you laughing so hard, you'll think you just let one rip!

Now, I know what you're thinking, "Are these songs really about farts?" And to that, I say, "No, of course not! That would be ridiculous... or would it?" You see, the thing about music is that it's open to interpretation. And if you have a juvenile sense of humor like me, then these song titles will undoubtedly sound like odes to the beloved bodily function.
The Top Ten
1 Don't Stand So Close to Me "Farts, farts, you're smelling my farts,
Can't you see you're tearing my nose apart?
Farts, farts, don't stand so close to me,
I'll let one rip and then you'll see."
2 Oops!... I Did It Again "Oops! I farted again,
I let it rip, it stinks to no end,
Oh baby, baby,
Oops! You're smelling my fart again."

Yep, this fits this topic perfectly. I honestly think this should be in the top 3.

3 Smells Like Teen Spirit "With the lights out, it's less dangerous,
Here we are now, entertain us,
I'm a farter, and a stinker,
Here we are now, smell my sphincter."

This list is EXCELLENT. I have to vote for this one for the amazing song it is, and yet its comparison is so funny! I love the user who made this list!

Believe it or not, this was written about deodorant.

Bravo, Tina, bravo.

More sounds like it's about deodorant since teens are developing.

4 Please Release Me "Please release my fart,
Let it go and play its part,
I don't want to hold it in,
My fart is ready to begin."

All great choices, Tina, but this one really made me burst - laughter, I mean!

I could hear Engelbert Humperdinck singing loudly in my head as I was reading the title. Much appreciation, as always. And thank you for helping me not to always take life too seriously. I've dwelled in the abyss from time to time.

5 Weapon of Choice "You can blow, but you can't hide,
From the smell of my fart, it's amplified,
My weapon of choice, lethal and strong,
It won't be long before you're gone."

Hm... rocket launcher? No... nuclear bomb? Nah... Oh! I know! I'll use my never-ending rips to destroy!

I'll defeat ISIS by emitting my silent (but deadly) poison!

6 Let It Go "Let it go, let it go,
Can't hold my fart anymore,
Let it go, let it go,
Turn away and slam the door."
7 Kill Everybody "I want to fart, I want to fart,
I want to rip a smelly one that's really smart,
I want to fart, I want to fart,
I want to see you run away and fall apart."
8 I Want to Break Free "I want to fart, I want to break free,
I've got a smell that's wild and free,
I want to fart, I want to break free,
I've got to let my flatulence be."

I want to break free, from inside you...

9 Rocket Man "And I think it's gonna be a long, long time,
'Til my fart brings me 'round again to find,
I'm not the man they think I am at home,
Oh no, no, no, I'm a farter, and I'm not alone."

And to think Wolowitz wanted this as his astronaut nickname!

10 Blame It On Me "So you farted in the air,
And you blame it on me,
Just like the wind, it's everywhere,
And you blame it on me."

Yeah, sure, blame it on ME! I didn't fart, it was the guy next to me!

Well, that guy does sound like he's holding it in...

The Contenders
11 Destroyer of the Universe "I am the destroyer of the universe,
My farts are toxic, they couldn't be worse,
They clear a room with just one whiff,
And leave everyone in a state of disbelief."
12 Born to Be Wild "Get your motor running, head out on the highway,
Looking for adventure and whatever comes our way,
Born to be wild, and born to fart,
Our gas is hot and it's tearing us apart."
13 Give It Away "Give it away, give it away, give it away now,
Give it away, give it away, give it away now,
I'll give you my fart, it won't cost a dime,
But beware, it's a real crime."
14 Eruption "My fart is like an eruption,
A volcanic blast with no corruption,
It's hot and it's smelly, can't you see,
My fart is a natural catastrophe."
15 We Can't Stop! "And we can't stop, and we won't stop,
'Cause we're farting and we're feeling hot,
Our gas is flowing like a stream,
And we're making everyone want to scream."
16 Gotta Let It Go "I gotta let it go, I gotta let it rip,
My fart is building up, it's about to slip,
I gotta let it go, I gotta let it fly,
My fart is ready to take to the sky."
17 Don't Stop Me Now "Don't stop me now, I'm having such a blast,
My fart is fierce, it's a thing to last,
Don't stop me now, my fart's a blur,
It's like a comet, soaring and pure."
18 Supersonic "My fart is supersonic, it travels at the speed of sound,
It's loud and it's deadly, can't you hear it all around,
My fart is supersonic, it's a force to be reckoned with,
And once it's out, there's no way to escape its deadly whiff."
19 Winds of Change "The winds of change are blowing, and so is my fart,
It's a new era, a fresh start,
The winds of change are stirring, and so is my gas,
It's time to clear the air and let it pass."

Sure hope they change again quick!

20 Poetry In Motion "Poetry in motion, my fart is like a work of art,
It's a symphony of sound, a masterpiece of the heart,
Poetry in motion, can't you see,
My fart is like a beautiful melody."
21 The Nearness of You "It's not the scent of you, my dear,
It's the smell of my fart that's near,
The nearness of my gas, so true,
Brings me closer to you."
22 Rapture "My fart's like a rapture, it takes you to a place,
Where the smell is so bad, it'll melt your face,
My fart's like a rapture, it's like a dream,
But you'll wake up choking, from the deadly stream."
23 In the Air "There's something in the air, can't you smell it,
It's my fart, it's hard to quell it,
It's in the air, and it's all around,
My fart is making a terrible sound."

"I'm feeling it, I'm feeling a change in the air. Should be with me until the end of time."

"Just one more minute here with you, all I have to make this come true. Can you feel it too?"

"Couldn't believe everything I felt, you walked in and saw me just melt, oooh..."

"Give every moment to see you tear, give everything I've got from now to my last breath."

Morgan Page, I salute you.

24 Linger "You know I'm such a farting fool,
I can't deny, I let 'em rip like it's cool,
My gas just lingers in the air,
And leaves a smell that's everywhere."

How could this not be #1? Truly a great song about those bad-smelling farts that just never seem to go away.

25 That Smell "That smell, that smell, it's in the air,
Can't you feel it, it's everywhere,
That smell, that smell, it's a sign,
Of my fart, a deadly design."
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