Top 10 Best Submarine Man Songs

Submarine Man is a very underrated rapper, supposedly from Birmingham, Alabama.

Most of his songs are parodies of popular rap songs, with more autotuned vocals and more minimal beats. Vote for which is his best here.

1. I Love the Smelly Feet

   

   You're such a smelly foot. I love it. I love it.

2. Dog Walk

   

   Submarine Man: Hello today.

   Lama Doodle: Where are you going, Submarine Man?

   Submarine Man: To the dog park, of course.

   Lama Doodle: You are my favorite companion, Submarine Man.

   Submarine Man: Thank you. Oh, we're here.

   An amazing and meaningful song about how Sub Man devotes his free time to walking his dogs in the park.

   A legendary song about taking care of your dogs and walking them. Infinity/10.

3. Mo Foota

   

   Just watched the music video. It was amazing.

   I actually like this one.

   Don't kill me.

4. Stinko Foot

   

   Travis Scott liked this song so much that he decided to make a mediocre cover of it.

   Killing you with the compactor. Old Man Dad is in doodle mode.

   To kill all the stockings, we're all smelling our feet.

5. Let's Get Those Bottles!

   

6. Footi

   

   Well, he came back and started to make this song. It's still horrible and not good. At least it's better than his past albums and singles he had.

   Very sad song about a man named Footi who committed suicide because he was getting bullied by a woman named Karen. Great song that raises awareness about suicide prevention.

   It's terrible, but still better than his old songs.

7. Aliens Like Me

   

8. Socky

   

   Saddest song ever. I was crying the entire time.

   I am a stocking. I'm a big, fat socky.

9. Outboy Stocking

   

10. Game of Mosquito

    

    Submarine Man has a feature, but it's pretty bad.

    Submarine Man only has a feature.

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13. Feet Are the Best

    

    This guy is so obsessed with making songs about smelly feet.

14. Submarine Boy Rules

    

    This song has a deep meaning. Submarine Man also does not talk about his foot fetish, unlike most of his other songs.

    He sounds so funny here. But don't take Submarine Man seriously.

15. F**K All Does Lamas

    

    This makes Bohemian Rhapsody sound like Baby.

16. Barefoot Road

17. Shave that Stinky Head

    

18. Classic

    

    Submarine Man songs are going to be considered classics ten years from now.

19. Go Dumb

    

20. NoStockingz

    

21. War in the Stars

    

    Sub Man shows his love for Star Wars by making a song about how awesome all the originals were and how we need to stop Disney from ruining such a great series.

22. The Doodle

    

23. I'm Richer Than You

    

24. Freaking Foot Fame

    

25. Foot in Your Nose

    

26. Little Flexer You are in Big Trouble

    

27. The Crown

    

    The crown for best rapper of all time belongs to the one and only Submarine Man. All hail King Sub Man!

    Oh boy! Eminem won't have the crown because this dude stole it from him.