Top Ten Paul Beenis Games

cjWriter1997
For those who don't, Paul Beenis aka Videogamedunkey is a game "developer" from Dunkey's classic Game Dev Tycoon video. For fans of Dunkey (and Paul Beenis) have fun discussing your favorite games made by the great Paul Beenis.

The Top Ten

1 Hooker F*****

I remember being a young child excited to finally buy this game after saving up two months allowance. The game is so nostalgic, and reminds me of my childhood. Me and my father used to play it until he tragically passed away. The story blows me away, the combat and gameplay is phenomenal, I still listen to the soundtrack every week. Paul really knows how to make a great game, and this shows. It was a shame the company went bankrupt. I made so many memories from it. If you haven't played it, do yourself a favor, and pick up a copy. You will not be disappointed

Brilliant masterpiece and the one to get Paul Beenis on the map. Without a doubt a video game classic. Critics at first were skeptical but soon people realize how good this game was. The gameplay was brilliant. The story was one of the best. It was sad, touching and heartwarming and just so good. Why Paul never made a sequel and instead exploit the Kill Butt series, I'll never know. - cjWriter1997

This is an absolute classic. The graphics are better than any game ever made, the story is emotional and gripping, and the soundtrack is the best ever. Kill Butt 3 was good, but this is the best game Paul Beenis ever made and he should have made a sequel.

This list is my crowning achievement - cjWriter1997

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2 Kill Butt 3

Absolutely phenomenal, blows every other game ever made out of the water. 10/10 across the board for combat, storyline, soundtrack, and minigames. It is a shame what later became of Beenis's Kill Butt franchise, I thought it would reach insurmountable heights with the Kill Butt 3 sub-series, but alas, it was milked to death and Paul Beenis suffered for it.

Yes, considered to be Paul Beenis' magnum opus. I feel this game is overrated. Like I said, KB4 continued the series to incredible new heights. I just hate how Paul Beenis just kept making sequels to this game. Why not Kill Butt 4? - cjWriter1997

Kill Butt 3 was where the Kill Butt series clearly peaked, I'm not saying Kill Butt 4 was a bad game but the story and gameplay was clearly uninspired, it felt more like it should have been an expansion for KB3 if anything. I'm still holding out hope for future entries into the series to return it to its Kill Butt 3 glory if you know what I'm saying'.

Kill Butt 3 was a "masterpiece" on so many levels. The gameplay was so advanced for its time and although KB2 was one of the only games Paul Beenis games made that was a flop this turned the whole franchise upside down. KB3 in its first week sold near 70 thousand copies on the first week of release. While the number does sound small for its time it was a smash hit. Paul Creenis's KB3 was a classic that anyone should definitely play.

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3 Beaverball

Like, come on? Another Paul Beenis classic. This game was awesome with incredible gameplay, extraordinary graphics for it's time and the main character is so loveable. Beaverball is a perfect game for those who enjoy nothing but fun gameplay. - cjWriter1997

It's good

Beaverball Revenge is so much better. It’s like Knack 2 to Beaverball’s Knack 1.

4 Smiff Smiff Wild 2

While I didn't care for Wild Wild Smiff that much, Smiff Smiff Wild took everything about it and made it better introducing 3d graphics and fun action pack western gun brawling. Will Smith should be proud for having this game a part of legacy. Let's just not talk about it's sequel (Wild Smiff 3: Diff) - cjWriter1997

Every Paul Beenis game before this was just the lead up to this ass-blasting experience of a video game. Just purely amazing.

The only true follow up to the classic game, a must have for anyone who really loves well made video games

The best western game of all ages,a classic that reinvented de genre created by the mastermind Paul Beenis, a must play for every generation of gamers, tell a incredible history that imerse the player for start for finish 10/10.

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5 Kill Butt 4

Now I know, this is kind of controversial being that Kill Butt 3 is considered by most a classic but this game is underrated. Sure, Kill Butt 3 made a whole new level to storytelling in gaming but KB4 exceeded it to new heights. In my opinion the last good Kill Butt game and the best. - cjWriter1997

A very underrated gem. Though KB3 was a massive leap forward, and brought a beautiful story, with incredible gameplay and mechanics, it was still very rough around the edges. At launch, glitches were a bit of a problem, and KB4 sought to expand on KB3 and perfect everything it introduced. The story is a beautiful goodbye to the series' former lead hero, "Some Badass", and really sets him off with an emotional climax. KB4 also smoothed out and streamlined all the gameplay elements from #3, making the game a joy to play. Overall, KB4 is not nearly as big a leap as KB3, but that wasn't really a bad thing, and it ended up being one of my favorite games ever

6 Typing for F****

Awesome game with a somehow amazing ability to use steering wheel support to exceed gameplay. However being in the Dreamvast, not many people know about. This is Paul Beenis' last good game before he fell under the radar. - cjWriter1997

The added steering wheel support was very revolutionary for typing games. It should have set a new industry standard at the time has it not been the failure of the Dreamvast at the time of its release that greatly hindered its performance.

7 Killbutt Racing

Best racing game, hands down. Fun, exhilarating and a great to get your friends angry as you beat them on your custom tracks. I remember putting hidden traps in my courses just to mess with those who raced against me. Such a fun game. - cjWriter1997

It's a very, very beautiful spin on the beloved Paul Creenis classic military-fighting game we all knew and loved, on which we can now experience the adrenaline rush on a whole new different level, and takes the graphics to new heights and sets the standards for future 'Kill Butt' installments. Utterly dashing and breathtaking.

A game for your grandma. They should've made a normal Killbutt game with the budget of this terrible, terrible product.

8 Bool's Realm 64

A lesser known Paul Beenis game but still very fun. It might have aged not so good but with the fan made remaster online, it makes the game more fun and assecible to those who haven't played it yet. - cjWriter1997

9 Kill Ass F***

Now this game is overrated but it isn't bad. I feel there are much better Paul Beenis games however, explaining why it is low on the list. - cjWriter1997

My favorite classic Beenis game, due to the nostalgic value it holds for me. 10/10

10 Killbut 3:2

A true classic definitely a masterpiece

Underrated masterpiece

The Contenders

11 Jar Jar Binks Dances

Mr. Beenis should've never rented this original character to George Lucas. I know that the times were though and you can't make games for free but what "The Phantom Menace" did to my beloved tragic hero is beyond the pale. This awful movie cast a long shade and destroyed any hopes for future games starring Jar Jar Binks. They turned him into a goofy caricature with no depth. Jar Jar is so much more in the game and he should've been so much more in the movie.

This game was my childhood. I always wanted a Star Wars game, and when my parents gifted me this masterpiece, I was thrilled beyond measure. I don't even have to *play* this game, I just have to watch the beloved noble hero of the George Lucas trilogy execute some slick moves.

I love this game. When I was a young lad I loved Jar Jar Binks and when my parents gave me this game I cried. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever witnessed and up until this day nothing has ever topped the experience of first playing this game.

Not really a classic of Paul Beenis but it was fun while it lasted. Just felt the whole Star Wars lore wasn't made for him. Good thing he noticed that too. - cjWriter1997

12 Kill Butt

How it all began, the original

How it all began. Kill Butt was the beginning to Paul Beenis Games.

13 Last Hope

This game had absolutely no sound, leading it to be critically​ panned, but the gameplay was fantastic. It wasn't revolutionary like Kill Butt 3, but it was certainly Paul Beenis going out with a bang. They wouldn't have survived anyway, so they went out doing what they loved: making games. They couldn't afford sounds, so they made a game without one. It might have been a critical and commercial failure, but it holds a special place in my heart. Rest in peace, Paul Creenis, and your beautiful late company.

You know, last hope was really misunderstood by the critics of today. In the same way Hideo Kojima would pour his heart, soul and philosophy into the games he would masterfully craft, Paul Beenis took me through a very similar experience. The barebones nature of the game calls back to Paul's early beginnings and the lack of content resembles Paul's life at the time, and how meaningless it became after being shot. Playing the game on my old ninvento game sphere reminded me of when I switched on my pc for the very first time and played wild wild smiff, returning to Pauls roots, though it was now a tainted experience left a profound bittersweet impact on me and I felt so greived when Paul Beenis filed for bankruptcy. I know that if he was still with us today, he would be making revolutionary games in the industry like Kill Butt royale or God of Beavers. May he rest in peace.

This is the last game to be ever released by the once great Paul Beenis games
The story involved a man who had to find his bubberducky to fix his disease of cancer
but when he finds out that his bubberduck was betrayed after sacrifing his family to the Demon Lord, Ba'al, he breaks down in tears, and is killed by Mexican/Spanish guys surrounding his cabin.
The last thing that was heard on-screen was the Mexican/Spanish guys blurting out, "No No No Maderfacker! I subsribe to you 2 times, I give you 2 money! "

T'was a sad deparing gift.

14 Killbut 3 2: 2

Upgraded version of matrix game. Got bad reviews because critics didn't understand it. 10/10 - ThePerson

While not as well received as the original mastapiece, killbutt 3, it certainly was no disappointment; riding the trails of Killbutt 3 2 feverishly

15 S***hole Hopsital

Absolute classic.

16 Chan's Finest Hour

You know he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3

How hasn't anyone brought this one up? This was way better than Wild Wild Smiff!

17 Kill Butt 6

While certainty not the pinnacle of the Kill Butt series (That title goes to Kill Butt 4) this did introduce advanced new technology that even game itself didn't know what to do with. Things such as steering wheel support was mastered on later titles in the Paul Beenis family. It's story also didn't hit the emotional level that KB4 reached but it was an extremely important game for what it introduced. Unfortunately, Creenis didn't build off such advancements and simply kept reiterating on Kill Butt 3, which led to the company's eventual doom.

It's a whole new technology, even though critics were braindead and drunk at this point of rating the game, Mr. Creenis was clever there by skipping Kill Butt 4; it had a lack of features and led to his company bankrupt other than that. The engine was spectacular and is well used, possibly the best game on the gameling of all time!

18 Beaverball: Revenge

I have to admit I was never a fan of the original Beaverball. Maybe it's just too primitive for me. This game however is a masterpiece. It takes everything Beaverball did right, makes it even better and translates it to 3D perfectly. It even added an amazing story! Whenever I have a discussion about what game series translated to 3D the best. Many people bring up Mario or Zelda yet Beaverball gets neglected. This is probably because even though it got great reviews it did not sell because it was released on a dying console. Which truly is a shame in my opinion. Beaverball: Revenge never got a sequel because Paul Beenis games went bankrupt and Paul Beenis killed himself.So I really hope a company picks up the rights to this game and remasters it so a new audience can enjoy it. #remasterBeaverballRevenge

Beaverball: Revenge should've won Game of The Year but no Sonic had to go ahead and take that title

19 Dance Dance Mans 64

Very underrated classic from Paul Beenis Games

Honestly the best game to come from Paul beenis 11/10

This has to be the most underrated Paul Beenis game out there. I remember buying this for my original Nintendo 64 and playing the hell out of it. 10/10 game would reccomend

20 Bingo Boys by Beenis

Not one of his most popular games, though the game was never fully finished, I would recommend you pick up the copy that was released

21 Call of Duty

No honestly this game is just bad

"New engine, Better games." 7/10

22 Buttassbitch

This one sold like hotcakes, I remember it took me days to get my first copy after Paul Beenis sold out immediately. Wish it was mentioned more, it's straight out of my childhood. It sold fantastically and for good reason: the visuals were years ahead of its time. Creenis always knows that the magic of a good video game "is in the graphics."

How is this mastapece the lowest rated game? this game is much better then classics like bools realm and jar jar binks dance which really says something about the average intelligence of the reviewer. If anything this should be number 1 and it should switch spots with hooker killer. good day ya gooofs

23 C***F***D***S***P***

Beautiful game, remember playing this for hours as a kid. I had so much nostalgia for it. 12/10 would play again and again

People slept on this game, truly the pinnacle if Beenis career

24 Will Smiff 3: Diff Complete

€Compared to the others this one just felt weak. Even having Carlton Banks alongside Smith wasn’t enough”

25 Killbut 2

It was one of the most underrated kill but game but had better stuff 8/10

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