Top Ten Paul Beenis Games

cjWriter1997
For those who don't, Paul Beenis aka Videogamedunkey is a game "developer" from Dunkey's classic Game Dev Tycoon video. For fans of Dunkey (and Paul Beenis) have fun discussing your favorite games made by the great Paul Beenis.

The Top Ten

1 Hooker F*****

It has a little something for everyone!

A masterpiece. Better than knack and that's only for the graphics.

Poopy pee pee

Excellent story, creative idea, amazing gameplay. The graphics are gorgeous and the controls are rock solid. I have never had a bad time with this game, EVER. A definite masterpiece. It's a damn shame we never got a sequel. I believe this is a lot better than Paul's Kill Butt series. If you haven't yet, play this game. You will love it.

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2 Kill Butt 3

I hate people of color

It burns when I pee

The definitive game for all Paul Beenis fans.

I played this one all my childhood. Really killed my butt sitting there, playing, if you know what I mean

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3 Beaverball

Could have done without it - Creenis really went off the rails into some kind of sick, twisted animal fantasy, rather than continuing the routine work of his elders and upholding and supporting his superiors - meaning the people he was learning from, and the lineage his teachers were serving. I guess I'll never fully understand why Creenis threw out the Prima Strategy Guide when he made this game. But I loved its sequel, Beaverball : Revenge. - jormunrekk

In my opinion Beaverball is a great game, one of the classics.

Like, come on? Another Paul Beenis classic. This game was awesome with incredible gameplay, extraordinary graphics for it's time and the main character is so loveable. Beaverball is a perfect game for those who enjoy nothing but fun gameplay. - cjWriter1997

It's good

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4 Kill Butt 4

I feel as though Kill Butt 4 is one of the best creations by Paul Creenis. Paul really went all out here and this game left a lasting impact on the gaming community and future titles to come.

Kill Butt 4. First game you think of when you think of Paul Beenis. The lead developer/designer, Paul Creenis, had 3 Kill Butt games to figure out how to make one, and it shows in Kill Butt 4. It was one of the first RPGs to have real time battles. I think a very underrated aspect of this game is the economy. It has an insanely accurate stock market for the time. If Paul Beenis was still around, I feel like people would talk about the KB series more and realize that KB4 was the best.

Now I know, this is kind of controversial being that Kill Butt 3 is considered by most a classic but this game is underrated. Sure, Kill Butt 3 made a whole new level to storytelling in gaming but KB4 exceeded it to new heights. In my opinion the last good Kill Butt game and the best. - cjWriter1997

A very underrated gem. Though KB3 was a massive leap forward, and brought a beautiful story, with incredible gameplay and mechanics, it was still very rough around the edges. At launch, glitches were a bit of a problem, and KB4 sought to expand on KB3 and perfect everything it introduced. The story is a beautiful goodbye to the series' former lead hero, "Some Badass", and really sets him off with an emotional climax. KB4 also smoothed out and streamlined all the gameplay elements from #3, making the game a joy to play. Overall, KB4 is not nearly as big a leap as KB3, but that wasn't really a bad thing, and it ended up being one of my favorite games ever

5 Smiff Smiff Wild 2

Man, when Will Smith turned into a genie, that's when I knew this game was gonna be good.

That's Hot

This game made me feel like Will Smith

Man this game was TIGHT, you remember that part with the leafy bug? - jormunrekk

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6 Typing for F****

Using the power of the steering wheel, you can easily type your way through this emotional game. The game gets incredibly hard later on, but you shouldn't give up. The ending is worth playing for.

Despite this games' low reviews, the game is easily one of the best games made by Paul Creenis. I thoroughly enjoyed the game, yet I believe the difficulty spikes were unfair and could be ironed out.

8/10

This game makes you feel like steering wheel

This complex specifically orchestrated video game emphasized detail above all in order to calibrate the notion of reciprocity in the form of driving an actual car in order to type. I impressed all my friends when I invited them over to play Typing for F****. But I failed all my driving tests and they took my permit. - jormunrekk

The added steering wheel support was very revolutionary for typing games. It should have set a new industry standard at the time has it not been the failure of the Dreamvast at the time of its release that greatly hindered its performance.

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7 Killbutt Racing

Few games allowed you to kill butt and race as harmoniously as Killbutt Racing. Truly ahead of its time.

Just a genius move turning the classic military shooter into a racing sequel. I remember playing it as a child, it was just too cool

Even better than Kinetica for the playstation 2. - jormunrekk

When they said they were making another killbutt game I thought it was gonna be killbutt 3 but you know what? this is just enough to satisfy me, this game was a great competitor to mario kart because of how good it was! and it was one of the first games ever with stearing wheel support and that was revolutionary as hell! the best part is the custom tracks, the custom tracks were so fun to use and just trolling your friends with was the best part about it, so well done paul beenis games you made a masterpiece. - Whiscer

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8 Bool's Realm 64

When I first booted up Bool's Realm for the Nintendo 64, I expected a run-of-the-mill medieval RPG but was pleasantly surprised every time the game introduced it's new mechanics. That stated, the character development of this game is, without a doubt, the most impressive aspect of this diamond in the rough. Thank you to Paul Beenis.

I think the guys at Rare learned a lot from this game, as we could obviously see when they released Banjo Kazooie the following year. Bool's Realm was the most immersive game of Creenis's repertoire. He fine tuned the story so that every aspect was deeply symbolic, from the 12 minute length of the game, to how long the tutorial lasted, to where it was set (think: medieval Zimbabwe), how many musicians were playing, what tones, notes and harmonies, the direction from which the flutes were held, how they traversed and ended. All of it. - jormunrekk

If Bool's Realm 64 is so good, why isn't there a Bool's Realm 64 2?

Bool's Realm 64 does one thing right: it makes you FEEL like you are Bool in his realm

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9 Killbut 3:2

This is why parents beat their kids

How is this not rated higher? a true masterpiece from a fallen dev company

The DS3 to Kill Butt 4

A true classic definitely a masterpiece

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10 Kill Ass F***

Now this game is overrated but it isn't bad. I feel there are much better Paul Beenis games however, explaining why it is low on the list. - cjWriter1997

My favorite classic Beenis game, due to the nostalgic value it holds for me. 10/10

The Newcomers

? Waste of Bullets 7

Was one of the scarier games beenis made

The Contenders

11 Jar Jar Binks Dances

Mr. Beenis should've never rented this original character to George Lucas. I know that the times were though and you can't make games for free but what "The Phantom Menace" did to my beloved tragic hero is beyond the pale. This awful movie cast a long shade and destroyed any hopes for future games starring Jar Jar Binks. They turned him into a goofy caricature with no depth. Jar Jar is so much more in the game and he should've been so much more in the movie.

This game was my childhood. I always wanted a Star Wars game, and when my parents gifted me this masterpiece, I was thrilled beyond measure. I don't even have to *play* this game, I just have to watch the beloved noble hero of the George Lucas trilogy execute some slick moves.

I love this game. When I was a young lad I loved Jar Jar Binks and when my parents gave me this game I cried. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever witnessed and up until this day nothing has ever topped the experience of first playing this game.

Not really a classic of Paul Beenis but it was fun while it lasted. Just felt the whole Star Wars lore wasn't made for him. Good thing he noticed that too. - cjWriter1997

12 Killbut 3 2: 2

So sad we never got the anticipated conclusion to jackie chans story arch in kill but 3 but the demo that was just leaked finally has satisfied me and I believe it deserves a place on this list

Great game, my childhood in one game

Underrated Masterpiece

Greatest sequel to a sequel to a sequel's sequel ever made, and that's saying something!

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13 Kill Butt

Great Gramphics. Great Grameplay. - jormunrekk

its good

How it all began, the original

How it all began. Kill Butt was the beginning to Paul Beenis Games.

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14 Last Hope

The saddest thing about this game is that despite it being an obvious pluoy for Paul to keep his company afloat, with various things removed from the title such as any sound whatsoever, it had artistic vision that was unlike any of his other projects before. Really shows that even in his more difficult times of game development, he can still create something interesting, and it just hurts a lot to me, as it really was symbolic of his abilities as a creator. I just wish people of the time saw this despite it's shortcomings, and according to these comments, people agree with me. - MasonOcker

This game had absolutely no sound, leading it to be critically​ panned, but the gameplay was fantastic. It wasn't revolutionary like Kill Butt 3, but it was certainly Paul Beenis going out with a bang. They wouldn't have survived anyway, so they went out doing what they loved: making games. They couldn't afford sounds, so they made a game without one. It might have been a critical and commercial failure, but it holds a special place in my heart. Rest in peace, Paul Creenis, and your beautiful late company.

You know, last hope was really misunderstood by the critics of today. In the same way Hideo Kojima would pour his heart, soul and philosophy into the games he would masterfully craft, Paul Beenis took me through a very similar experience. The barebones nature of the game calls back to Paul's early beginnings and the lack of content resembles Paul's life at the time, and how meaningless it became after being shot. Playing the game on my old ninvento game sphere reminded me of when I switched on my pc for the very first time and played wild wild smiff, returning to Pauls roots, though it was now a tainted experience left a profound bittersweet impact on me and I felt so greived when Paul Beenis filed for bankruptcy. I know that if he was still with us today, he would be making revolutionary games in the industry like Kill Butt royale or God of Beavers. May he rest in peace.

This is the last game to be ever released by the once great Paul Beenis games
The story involved a man who had to find his bubberducky to fix his disease of cancer
but when he finds out that his bubberduck was betrayed after sacrifing his family to the Demon Lord, Ba'al, he breaks down in tears, and is killed by Mexican/Spanish guys surrounding his cabin.
The last thing that was heard on-screen was the Mexican/Spanish guys blurting out, "No No No Maderfacker! I subsribe to you 2 times, I give you 2 money! "

T'was a sad deparing gift.

15 C***F***D***S***P***

BEautiful game, takes me back to my childhood

After a few dissapointing games in the Killbut series, Paul Beenis really made a nice comeback with this one

Beautiful game, remember playing this for hours as a kid. I had so much nostalgia for it. 12/10 would play again and again

People slept on this game, truly the pinnacle if Beenis career

16 Call of Duty

Its just call of duty for the wii

No honestly this game is just bad

"New engine, Better games." 7/10

17 Beaverball: Revenge

I have to agree with my fellow reviewers when I agree that of all the various Beaverballs, this was the Beaveriest. It broke taboos, punished the player on a personal level, and exposed the injustice of the prison industrial complex on a societal level. #remasterBeaverballRevenge - jormunrekk

I have to admit I was never a fan of the original Beaverball. Maybe it's just too primitive for me. This game however is a masterpiece. It takes everything Beaverball did right, makes it even better and translates it to 3D perfectly. It even added an amazing story! Whenever I have a discussion about what game series translated to 3D the best. Many people bring up Mario or Zelda yet Beaverball gets neglected. This is probably because even though it got great reviews it did not sell because it was released on a dying console. Which truly is a shame in my opinion. Beaverball: Revenge never got a sequel because Paul Beenis games went bankrupt and Paul Beenis killed himself.So I really hope a company picks up the rights to this game and remasters it so a new audience can enjoy it. #remasterBeaverballRevenge

B-B-B-B-Beaver-B-B-Bal Baby

Revenge this time

Beaverball: Revenge should've won Game of The Year but no Sonic had to go ahead and take that title

18 S***hole Hopsital

Absolute classic.

19 Super Mario Bros. 2

Paul Beenis Is literally just a mech powered by a copy of Super Mario Brothers 2

Game of the Year every year baby!

Again! every year!

20 Chan's Finest Hour

You know he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3

How hasn't anyone brought this one up? This was way better than Wild Wild Smiff!

21 Bingo Boys by Beenis

Never fails to make me nut. 10/10

Not one of his most popular games, though the game was never fully finished, I would recommend you pick up the copy that was released

22 Hooker F***** 2

Hooker F***** 2 Was a great game, it focused more on the Side Characters instead of the Main Character, which brought some really interesting Dialogue and Side-Quests. The game play is as great, if not better than Hooker F***** 1, The Story is better than Kick Butt 3 and Kick Butt 3: 2, The Music makes every scene better and fits with what's going on in within the Story, This Fan-Game is exactly what Paul would have made if the company had not gone bankrupt, 9.9 out of 10, It's not perfect, the amount of realism to the Characters just doesn't make sense when the player goes around killing everything in sight.

23 Killbutt 3:2:3

Could be better.

24 Dance Dance Mans 64

A personal favorite of mine. I used to play this one back in the day, when people were raving about the other games of the time. So glad I managed to get a copy of this game, since it really is the best game Paul ever released. - MasonOcker

Honestly the best game to come from Paul beenis 11/10

This has to be the most underrated Paul Beenis game out there. I remember buying this for my original Nintendo 64 and playing the hell out of it. 10/10 game would reccomend

Very underrated classic from Paul Beenis Games

25 Buttfartpoopdickf***

Great for the kids

Definitely not one of Paul Beenis Games's strongest titles. A lot to be desired here; repetitive gameplay, boring story, bad controls. Quite a disappointment, especially from a studio with a ton of masterpieces under its belt.

26 Kill Butt 3 2

Not even my favorite of everything here, but it deserves a special mention; there's a reason why Final Fantasy today releases sequels to some of their games, like X-2 and 13-2: it's entirely due to with the Legendary Kill Butt franchise, and despite the third game being considered a modern classic for sure, the sequel innovated in so many regards that it is truly the best game that Paul ever released on a scale of true quality. My personal favorite is Dance Dance Mans 64, but that has mostly to do with my nostalgia for the game, and what it means to me. I wouldn't say it was his best game however, and that's where this game comes in. In regards to pure passion and quality input into a title, very few developers are willing to take a risk like Paul did with this iconic title. This truly launched Kill Butt into the mainstream eye for many, as it did me, and it really is one of those games that really changed my whole perception on what a great game can be. Nothing that he may have ...more - MasonOcker

Truly a masterpiece, little games can be better than their prequels

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Even better than Kill Butt 3. An underrated classic for sure. Excellent graphics, amazing story. I loved this game as a kid, and still love it now. This game deserves a lot more recognition.

27 Kill Butt 6

It's a whole new technology, even though critics were braindead and drunk at this point of rating the game, Mr. Creenis was clever there by skipping Kill Butt 4; it had a lack of features and led to his company bankrupt other than that. The engine was spectacular and is well used, possibly the best game on the gameling of all time!

While certainty not the pinnacle of the Kill Butt series (That title goes to Kill Butt 4) this did introduce advanced new technology that even game itself didn't know what to do with. Things such as steering wheel support was mastered on later titles in the Paul Beenis family. It's story also didn't hit the emotional level that KB4 reached but it was an extremely important game for what it introduced. Unfortunately, Creenis didn't build off such advancements and simply kept reiterating on Kill Butt 3, which led to the company's eventual doom.

28 Buttassbitch

This one sold like hotcakes, I remember it took me days to get my first copy after Paul Beenis sold out immediately. Wish it was mentioned more, it's straight out of my childhood. It sold fantastically and for good reason: the visuals were years ahead of its time. Creenis always knows that the magic of a good video game "is in the graphics."

How is this mastapece the lowest rated game? this game is much better then classics like bools realm and jar jar binks dance which really says something about the average intelligence of the reviewer. If anything this should be number 1 and it should switch spots with hooker killer. good day ya gooofs

29 Will Smiff 3: Diff Complete

€Compared to the others this one just felt weak. Even having Carlton Banks alongside Smith wasn’t enough”

30 Kill Butt 7

The unreleased game planned to be released after Last Hope. The pinnacle of the series.

31 Killbut 2

It was one of the most underrated kill but game but had better stuff 8/10

32 Wild Wild Smiff

Another one of the classics from Paul Beenis games, in my opinion, the game that started it all.

33 Killbutt Online

Fun game that the new studio made, sad it closed.

34 Governmtnent Mans

I had always loved political type games, and Governmtnent Mans ended up being the perfect game for me. I spent years on it, and it was one of Paul's biggest hits if you ask me. Too bad it flew under the radar between Typing for F---- and Butta--b-----.

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