Top Ten Paul Beenis Games

For those who don't, Paul Beenis aka Videogamedunkey is a game "developer" from Dunkey's classic Game Dev Tycoon video. For fans of Dunkey (and Paul Beenis) have fun discussing your favorite games made by the great Paul Beenis.

The Top Ten

1 Hooker F*****

It's sad Beenis didn't make a sequel for this one, but then again this one already has pretty much everything you can ask of a game. The graphics are very important in this type of game, and Beenis handled them well. Inspired a lot of japanese developers in its time and you could even say it's the precursor of games such as Koikatsu, Custom Maid 3D or Honey Select. Very solid and fluid gameplay, just check out this masterpiece already.

I remember being a young child excited to finally buy this game after saving up two months allowance. The game is so nostalgic, and reminds me of my childhood. Me and my father used to play it until he tragically passed away. The story blows me away, the combat and gameplay is phenomenal, I still listen to the soundtrack every week. Paul really knows how to make a great game, and this shows. It was a shame the company went bankrupt. I made so many memories from it. If you haven't played it, do yourself a favor, and pick up a copy. You will not be disappointed

A masterpiece. Better than knack and that's only for the graphics.

Brilliant masterpiece and the one to get Paul Beenis on the map. Without a doubt a video game classic. Critics at first were skeptical but soon people realize how good this game was. The gameplay was brilliant. The story was one of the best. It was sad, touching and heartwarming and just so good. Why Paul never made a sequel and instead exploit the Kill Butt series, I'll never know.

2 Kill Butt 3

Everything I liked about Kill Butt 2, but now it's Kill Butt 3! Loved the new customizable difficulty system and the enemies are great as well.

I hate people of color

The gameplay was astounding, I loved the smiff smiff wild 2 reference in the lava planet, and it was just perfectly made for portable play on the gameling. 8/10, very enjoyable.

I played this one all my childhood. Really killed my butt sitting there, playing, if you know what I mean

3 Beaverball

Could have done without it - Creenis really went off the rails into some kind of sick, twisted animal fantasy, rather than continuing the routine work of his elders and upholding and supporting his superiors - meaning the people he was learning from, and the lineage his teachers were serving. I guess I'll never fully understand why Creenis threw out the Prima Strategy Guide when he made this game. But I loved its sequel, Beaverball : Revenge.

Like, come on? Another Paul Beenis classic. This game was awesome with incredible gameplay, extraordinary graphics for it's time and the main character is so loveable. Beaverball is a perfect game for those who enjoy nothing but fun gameplay.

In my opinion Beaverball is a great game, one of the classics.

It's good

4 Smiff Smiff Wild 2

Man, when Will Smith turned into a genie, that's when I knew this game was gonna be good.

Man this game was TIGHT, you remember that part with the leafy bug?

While I didn't care for Wild Wild Smiff that much, Smiff Smiff Wild took everything about it and made it better introducing 3d graphics and fun action pack western gun brawling. Will Smith should be proud for having this game a part of legacy. Let's just not talk about it's sequel (Wild Smiff 3: Diff)

Every Paul Beenis game before this was just the lead up to this ass-blasting experience of a video game. Just purely amazing.

5 Kill Butt 4

the fourth just falls short of kill butt 3, but its still amazing

I feel as though Kill Butt 4 is one of the best creations by Paul Creenis. Paul really went all out here and this game left a lasting impact on the gaming community and future titles to come.

Everything I liked about Kill Butt 3, but now it's Kill Butt 4! The story explored some aspect the fans weren't expecting and this confused some, but it’s a curiosity that nevertheless demands a look-see for a fresh take on a legenday saga, the Killbutt saga.

Now I know, this is kind of controversial being that Kill Butt 3 is considered by most a classic but this game is underrated. Sure, Kill Butt 3 made a whole new level to storytelling in gaming but KB4 exceeded it to new heights. In my opinion the last good Kill Butt game and the best.

6 Typing for F****

It didn't age well, but still one of my personal favorites. The typing is really the core of this game, and that's a fact.

Using the power of the steering wheel, you can easily type your way through this emotional game. The game gets incredibly hard later on, but you shouldn't give up. The ending is worth playing for.

Despite this games' low reviews, the game is easily one of the best games made by Paul Creenis. I thoroughly enjoyed the game, yet I believe the difficulty spikes were unfair and could be ironed out.

8/10

Awesome game with a somehow amazing ability to use steering wheel support to exceed gameplay. However being in the Dreamvast, not many people know about. This is Paul Beenis' last good game before he fell under the radar.

This complex specifically orchestrated video game emphasized detail above all in order to calibrate the notion of reciprocity in the form of driving an actual car in order to type. I impressed all my friends when I invited them over to play Typing for F****. But I failed all my driving tests and they took my permit.

7 Killbutt Racing

Just a touching story of Killbutt and his friends as they make their way through the Daytona 400.

Few games allowed you to kill butt and race as harmoniously as Killbutt Racing. Truly ahead of its time.

Just a genius move turning the classic military shooter into a racing sequel. I remember playing it as a child, it was just too cool

Best racing game, hands down. Fun, exhilarating and a great to get your friends angry as you beat them on your custom tracks. I remember putting hidden traps in my courses just to mess with those who raced against me. Such a fun game.

8 Bool's Realm 64

I think the guys at Rare learned a lot from this game, as we could obviously see when they released Banjo Kazooie the following year. Bool's Realm was the most immersive game of Creenis's repertoire. He fine tuned the story so that every aspect was deeply symbolic, from the 12 minute length of the game, to how long the tutorial lasted, to where it was set (think: medieval Zimbabwe), how many musicians were playing, what tones, notes and harmonies, the direction from which the flutes were held, how they traversed and ended. All of it.

When I first booted up Bool's Realm for the Nintendo 64, I expected a run-of-the-mill medieval RPG but was pleasantly surprised every time the game introduced it's new mechanics. That stated, the character development of this game is, without a doubt, the most impressive aspect of this diamond in the rough. Thank you to Paul Beenis.

A lesser known Paul Beenis game but still very fun. It might have aged not so good but with the fan made remaster online, it makes the game more fun and assecible to those who haven't played it yet.

Bool's Realm 64 does one thing right: it makes you FEEL like you are Bool in his realm

9 Kill Ass F***

Now this game is overrated but it isn't bad. I feel there are much better Paul Beenis games however, explaining why it is low on the list.

My favorite classic Beenis game, due to the nostalgic value it holds for me. 10/10

League of Legends is a terrible game

the masterpiece

10 Killbut 3:2

Everything I liked about Kill Butt 3, but now it's Kill Butt 3:2! An underrated classic for sure.

they really threw us for a loop by getting rid of that second t

How is this not rated higher? a true masterpiece from a fallen dev company

A true classic definitely a masterpiece

The Newcomers

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The Contenders

11 Jar Jar Binks Dances

Mr. Beenis should've never rented this original character to George Lucas. I know that the times were though and you can't make games for free but what "The Phantom Menace" did to my beloved tragic hero is beyond the pale. This awful movie cast a long shade and destroyed any hopes for future games starring Jar Jar Binks. They turned him into a goofy caricature with no depth. Jar Jar is so much more in the game and he should've been so much more in the movie.

This game was my childhood. I always wanted a Star Wars game, and when my parents gifted me this masterpiece, I was thrilled beyond measure. I don't even have to *play* this game, I just have to watch the beloved noble hero of the George Lucas trilogy execute some slick moves.

I love this game. When I was a young lad I loved Jar Jar Binks and when my parents gave me this game I cried. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever witnessed and up until this day nothing has ever topped the experience of first playing this game.

Not really a classic of Paul Beenis but it was fun while it lasted. Just felt the whole Star Wars lore wasn't made for him. Good thing he noticed that too.

12 Kill Butt

How it all began, the original

How it all began. Kill Butt was the beginning to Paul Beenis Games.

its good

Great Gramphics. Great Grameplay.

13 Killbut 3 2: 2

So sad we never got the anticipated conclusion to jackie chans story arch in kill but 3 but the demo that was just leaked finally has satisfied me and I believe it deserves a place on this list

Greatest sequel to a sequel to a sequel's sequel ever made, and that's saying something!

A true sequel to an already outstanding sequel, sadly the media didn't get the grasp of it, hence the low scores. But don't let that fool you, this is a solid game.

Upgraded version of matrix game. Got bad reviews because critics didn't understand it. 10/10

14 C***F***D***S***P***

Critic reviews were positive, though fan reception of this title was a bit cold. In thise fans are wrong: This game is what Beenis is about and to deny this is to deny his legacy.

BEautiful game, takes me back to my childhood

Beautiful game, remember playing this for hours as a kid. I had so much nostalgia for it. 12/10 would play again and again

People slept on this game, truly the pinnacle if Beenis career

15 Last Hope

The saddest thing about this game is that despite it being an obvious pluoy for Paul to keep his company afloat, with various things removed from the title such as any sound whatsoever, it had artistic vision that was unlike any of his other projects before. Really shows that even in his more difficult times of game development, he can still create something interesting, and it just hurts a lot to me, as it really was symbolic of his abilities as a creator. I just wish people of the time saw this despite it's shortcomings, and according to these comments, people agree with me.

This game had absolutely no sound, leading it to be critically​ panned, but the gameplay was fantastic. It wasn't revolutionary like Kill Butt 3, but it was certainly Paul Beenis going out with a bang. They wouldn't have survived anyway, so they went out doing what they loved: making games. They couldn't afford sounds, so they made a game without one. It might have been a critical and commercial failure, but it holds a special place in my heart. Rest in peace, Paul Creenis, and your beautiful late company.

You know, last hope was really misunderstood by the critics of today. In the same way Hideo Kojima would pour his heart, soul and philosophy into the games he would masterfully craft, Paul Beenis took me through a very similar experience. The barebones nature of the game calls back to Paul's early beginnings and the lack of content resembles Paul's life at the time, and how meaningless it became after being shot. Playing the game on my old ninvento game sphere reminded me of when I switched on my pc for the very first time and played wild wild smiff, returning to Pauls roots, though it was now a tainted experience left a profound bittersweet impact on me and I felt so greived when Paul Beenis filed for bankruptcy. I know that if he was still with us today, he would be making revolutionary games in the industry like Kill Butt royale or God of Beavers. May he rest in peace.

This is the last game to be ever released by the once great Paul Beenis games
The story involved a man who had to find his bubberducky to fix his disease of cancer
but when he finds out that his bubberduck was betrayed after sacrifing his family to the Demon Lord, Ba'al, he breaks down in tears, and is killed by Mexican/Spanish guys surrounding his cabin.
The last thing that was heard on-screen was the Mexican/Spanish guys blurting out, "No No No Maderfacker! I subsribe to you 2 times, I give you 2 money! "

T'was a sad deparing gift.

16 Beaverball: Revenge

The first beaverball was fun, but was limited by the hardware. Beaverball: Revenge improves the formula perfectly. It's basically super monkey ball but better. Sure, story mode is unnecessary, but the gameplay was made much more fun with an actual physics engine. 9/10 It has a little something for everyone.

Don't want to poke the hornets nest by saying this, but I really think this one is better than the original Beaverball. Not great, but definitely a higher rank than ok.

I have to admit I was never a fan of the original Beaverball. Maybe it's just too primitive for me. This game however is a masterpiece. It takes everything Beaverball did right, makes it even better and translates it to 3D perfectly. It even added an amazing story! Whenever I have a discussion about what game series translated to 3D the best. Many people bring up Mario or Zelda yet Beaverball gets neglected. This is probably because even though it got great reviews it did not sell because it was released on a dying console. Which truly is a shame in my opinion. Beaverball: Revenge never got a sequel because Paul Beenis games went bankrupt and Paul Beenis killed himself.So I really hope a company picks up the rights to this game and remasters it so a new audience can enjoy it. #remasterBeaverballRevenge

Beaverball: Revenge should've won Game of The Year but no Sonic had to go ahead and take that title

17 Call of Duty

Every time Call of Duty is released with no changes, its an original experience every time

No honestly this game is just bad

Its just call of duty for the wii

"New engine, Better games." 7/10

18 Super Mario Bros. 2

Paul Beenis Is literally just a mech powered by a copy of Super Mario Brothers 2

Game of the Year every year baby!

Again! every year!

2ND GAME OF THE YEAR BABYYYyyyyyyyyy

19 S***hole Hopsital

Absolute classic.

20 Chan's Finest Hour

You know he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3

How hasn't anyone brought this one up? This was way better than Wild Wild Smiff!

21 Dance Dance Mans 64

A personal favorite of mine. I used to play this one back in the day, when people were raving about the other games of the time. So glad I managed to get a copy of this game, since it really is the best game Paul ever released.

Honestly the best game to come from Paul beenis 11/10

Very underrated classic from Paul Beenis Games

This has to be the most underrated Paul Beenis game out there. I remember buying this for my original Nintendo 64 and playing the hell out of it. 10/10 game would reccomend

22 Bingo Boys by Beenis

Not one of his most popular games, though the game was never fully finished, I would recommend you pick up the copy that was released

Never fails to make me nut. 10/10

23 Hooker F***** 2

Hooker F***** 2 Was a great game, it focused more on the Side Characters instead of the Main Character, which brought some really interesting Dialogue and Side-Quests. The game play is as great, if not better than Hooker F***** 1, The Story is better than Kick Butt 3 and Kick Butt 3: 2, The Music makes every scene better and fits with what's going on in within the Story, This Fan-Game is exactly what Paul would have made if the company had not gone bankrupt, 9.9 out of 10, It's not perfect, the amount of realism to the Characters just doesn't make sense when the player goes around killing everything in sight.

24 Wild Wild Smiff

Another one of the classics from Paul Beenis games, in my opinion, the game that started it all.

it's a mastapeece

25 Knack 2 Knack 2 Product Image

good game
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