Ranking The Top 25 Songs of 2018! (Spring)

StarlightSpanks
This list is based off of: www.pulsemusic.proboards.com/thread/172175/year-end-2018-predictions

This is a ranking of the top 25 songs of 2018 as of the week of 3/10/2018.

And I see that my last ranking hasn't gotten much popularity, despite that I still plan to continue.

ABSYMAL TIER (anything below 0/10):

25. Gummo by 6ix9ine (-3/10)
I apologize if I've said this way too many times, but... HOW DID A "RAP" THAT HAS A BUNCH OF RANDOM WORDS INSERTED HIT #12 ON THE HOT 100?!

And it's disappointing that it isn't even his worst single.

SCRUB TIER (0/10):

24. Meant To Be by Bebe Rexha ft. FGL
Last year: There can't be any top 10 country song as horrible as Body Like a Back Road.
This year: Wow, I'm wrong.

23. Shape Of You by Ed Sheeran
"NOW MY BEDSHEETS SMELL LIKE YOU" got 59 weeks in the Top 40. Is this supposed to be real?

BLEACH TIER (1/10):

22. Perfect by Ed Sheeran
The more I hear it on the radio, the more worse it gets. Getting to the point where even SOY is better than this garbage.

21. No Limit by G-Eazy ft. A$AP Rocky and Cardi B
Cardi B actually SAVES this disaster from being partners with Gummo. G-Eazy's lame as usual, and A$AP rocky doesn't make it any better. Those lyrics are godawful like mostly all rap songs these days are lol.

HORRIBLE TIER (2/10):

20. I Get The Bag by Gucci Mane ft. Migos
Yeah, no. Another boring rap about wealth and women. Smh.

19. Sorry Not Sorry by Demi Lovato
I guess Demi just can't stop yelling "BACK OFF HATERS".

18. I Fall Apart by Post Malone
I don't even know what to say about this mess. Post sounds like a tryhard here [2].

BAD TIER (3/10):

17. MotorSport by Migos, Nicki Minaj, and Cardi B
Quavo is decent here, but that's it. Nicki Minaj is pretty much the same as before, and as for Cardi B... well idk what to say about her in this song lol.

16. God's Plan by Drake
Zzzzzzzzzz...

15. Love by Kendrick Lamar ft. Zacari
The beat is the only good thing here. And Kendrick sounds REALLY lazy here.

MEH TIER (4/10):

14. Bad At Love by Halsey
I love that Post-Chorus, but nothing else about the song is special.

13. Let You Down by NF
Depressing but I don't really mind it.

OK TIER (5/10):

12. Gucci Gang by Lil Pump
Used to hate this, but now it's so lame that I laugh a bit inside every time I hear it.

11. Bodak Yellow by Cardi B
Thought the lyrics were stupid a year ago, now I'm neutral on them. I find the cursing pretty annoying and not necessary, but on the other hand, it ain't about wealth or sex, so I'm cool with it.

DECENT TIER (6/10):

10. Wolves by Selena Gomez & Marshmello
Okay drop, acceptable lyrics, good production. Overall an average EDM song with way too much hype. And Selena is improving. Yes, she is.

GOOD TIER (7/10):

9. How Long by Charlie Puth
Basically Attention again. Mediocre lyrics but cool beat.

8. Rockstar by Post Malone
Same description as my previous ranking.

GREAT TIER (8/10):

7. Havana by Camila Cabello ft. Young Thug
Overplayed, but classic. Can't say that Young Thug's part is the best feature of 2018 though.

6. Too Good at Goodbyes by Sam Smith
Screw that repetitive chorus. And the lyrics. Everything else is amazing though. Especially that solid production.

5. Feel It Still by Portugal. The Man
At the same time, it's boring, and then it's outstanding. That retro-styled bridge is cool, too.

AMAZING TIER (9/10):

4. New Rules by Dua Lipa
Still sounds like a fresh pop single. Sad that it fell out of the top 10 so quickly. It's got a great message about moving on from an ex.

3. Young, Dumb & Broke by Khalid
Why couldn't people let this masterpiece hit the top 10 instead of trash like LWYMMD?

FANTASTIC TIER (10/10):

2. Finesse by Bruno Mars ft. Cardi B
Cardi B makes it sound WAY better than the original, plus Bruno still kills it.

1. Thunder by Imagine Dragons
Yep, still unaffected by the repetitive hook.

Total Score: 114/250, or 46%. It's slowly getting worse, I guess it's because of the rap songs though. I mean seriously, how do so many people like songs about wealth, sex, and girls?

This is StarlightSpanks, signing out.

Comments

Amazing!
I love posts like this, and you did a really good job! - visitor

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