Top 10 Best Horrible Histories Songs
Horrible Histories songs are some of the best parts of the show. They're catchy, hilarious, and packed with facts that stick in your head long after the episode ends. From rapping royals to punk pirates, each song brings a slice of history to life in the most entertaining way.The best one! I know the whole chorus: William, William, Henry, Stephen...
I also love dancing to this one. Again, out of breath at the end.
The song listing all of England's monarchs.
A song telling the story of Blackbeard's life.
Divorced, beheaded, and died. Divorced, beheaded, survived. I'm Henry VIII, I had six sorry wives. Some might say I ruined their lives. Lol. So funny. I love it. My favorite bit was at the end, when he was like, "Lucky Catherine the last stayed alive. I mean, how unfair." So one of my favs.
Henry's wives and what horrible ends they came to.
Three words: Love. This. Song.
I can rap this whole thing. I'm normally out of breath at the end!
So catchy! Love it!
Aw. Poor King Richard the Third. I will never ever believe Shakespeare again.
Hunky, chunky, funky monkey, get down! I love this song. It's so fun to sing.
Monks sing about breaking their oath of silence.
The evolution of transportation.
Not only is he fit in this, but it's also generally really catchy. Love it.
It was supposed to show you he was no romantic hero and you shouldn't like him, but it just made everyone get a crush on him instead.
Oh my gosh. SO AWESOME! I love this song!
This was the first one I ever heard in the series, and it is still my favorite!
No contest, this was gold.
Argh! So catchy! Love it!
The Newcomers
There's no doubt about it, this is my favorite HH song ever. Love the moves, the lyrics, and the tune. This song so deserves to be higher! Vote it please.
Mary tells the truth about herself.
Boudicca! Her history is cool to learn. Love this song.
I like this song. Very catchy.
This song is badass.
"I studied in Plato's academy, taught Alex the great, I know everything me" Amazing.
Lol. This is hilarious. I like loopy George III so much! (I'm writing in Roman numerals here, so don't be confused.) This is such an awesome song!
I love this song a lot! Pachacuti is so funny and cheerful. It deserves higher. So awesome.
I love this song!
I LOVE THIS ONE!
I love this song so much! She's funny. The way she killed off all those people, and they say they died under mysterious circumstances. Lol.
Ra Ra Cleopatra! I especially love Mark Antony and Julius Caesar's dancing! (Ha ha!)
I love this song. So awesome.
This song is my jam!
Yes. I love this song, except for the bit when they said, "You offered friendship but we wanted more." It's just mean. Like, people said peace, but vikings were just like, nope. We declare war. But other than that, this song is so awesome.
This song is my jam, but then all of the Horrible Histories songs are my jam.
Whenever this one comes on, I'm up and on my feet, ready to dance.
Based on my favourite song (The Lovecats by The Cure). What could go wrong? Love this song!
I'm not sure why, but I just love this song!
I love it. A great song for sure.
Very catchy. So underrated.
Best one ever.
"We're Aztec priests so mind your head. Our prisoners always wind up dead. Our favorite color is blood-red. We're not nice." Lol. I love this song.
10/10. I flipping love it.