Top Ten Three Stooges Episodes
The Three Stooges are the greatest comedy team of all time but it is really, really hard to pick out their best.
Curley "vernacular?... That's a derby! "
Balliff to curley "Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth!... Curley" No, but I know all the woids"
Larry, while playing jacks on floor while crown stands around watching outside the court room "He was for onesies I was for twosies ".. Moe, Oh yeah, well heres fivesies " and punches them both in there eye.
This is their most famous episode including their most famous "Take of your hat" scene.
Curly on the stand is hilarious. Also great scene with the lady dancing in the court..
Brilliant. Raise your right hand.. Take off your hat..

I think I wet myself laughing to this episode.

Love Shemp trying to teach a horrible singer and the scene where Moe and Shemp get tangled up in the phone booth.
"'Moe where's your hat." and "Get your hand out of my face. That's not my hand that's your hand. Alright you asked for it." Shemp then bites his own hand.

Top Shelf Stoogery, the boys bring the pests, then destroy the place
Exterminating them. Almost as good as the Plumbers!

This is by far the funiest episode of the Three Stooges! No matter how many times I see this, I crack up histerically. Moe's line - 'Well we had to forget something or we wouldn't be plumbers! And Larry trying to shut off the water by digging a huge hole out on the lawn... "I;ll find this or else". The classic of all is curly in the bathtub surrounding himself with pipes! This episode will live on forever!
I think this was the funniest episode because most laughs and the famous scene "This house has sure gone crazy".
Good lord. When Larry's head pokes up out of the middle of the yard, I almost died laughing.
Funniest episode in my opinion, why was this episode never colorized?

Moe, Larry,... CHEESE!
It took a variety of cheeses to calm Curly after he was sparked off
By seeing a mouse. The boys put this to use as pro wrestlers!
Give me a drink!
When the motor is falling from the sky after attempting to crank it over, Moe says to Curley who fails to catch it.."If you had an ounce of initiative you would have caught it! "...
And. When there in the house looking for the wall (walla walla on the map! ) were captain kids kid hid his treasure, Curley yells "fore" and the sledge hammer he swings go through the wall and hits mo on the other side" perfect timing. this one has it all snappy lines and psychical mahem.

Stooges on football field with ice cream vendor.
Moe: Now listen here. You take the right, I'll take the left.
Larry: Okay.
Moe: What do you take?
Curly: I'll take vanilla.
Moe: Ok...(double take) What? You don't like chocolate?
Curly: I still like vanilla.
Moe: Then have some. (puts ice cream in curly's face.
The back and forth with Moe and Larry that results in Moe shrieking and beating on the random man gets me every time!
"How many in the family? "
"I was one of a litter of three."
"Don't tell me you were the one they kept! "
"Nah, I'm the one they threw away."
ARGHYYEE!
Gets me literally every time haha
This one is really lesser known, but it is really funny besides having a LOT of great stunts in it.

One of Curly's best, if not the best. Relaying the ice up the stairs. Stuffing the turkey, dancing with the spring attached to his pants. Shaving some ice. It goes on and on.
Best episode ever! I took my kids to the actual stairs from this episode and we recreated the whole scene. It was classic!
The cat and dog scene still has me in tears from laughing. Showed my 11 year old who never heard of the 3 Stooges and he absolutely loved it!
Needs to be in top 10, somehow!

Best pie fight ever

Truly classic goofiness that made the stooges so great. Definitely my favorite.
Their is actually nothing that makes me realize the mindless WORSHIP that Hitler recieved from the Nazis. And it is a comedy!

The most violent episode with curly howard! I like this episode as well! I made a YouTube video with a scene!
Moe pulling Curly from the plane: "Hey, you nitwit. Don't saw the wings. You saw the garage. "
Curly: "I SEE the garage but I don't SAW the garage. You are speaking incorrectly. You are mortering the King's engrisshh. Et Cetra. See? Saw? See? Saw? "
Moe getting covered in a rubber suit is just classic...
This one comes before "I'll Never Heil Again" and has the first American portrayal of Hitler ever done by Moe.
A CLASSIC! Plus, some of the gags in this clearly inspired certain scenes in Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy
This is the famous short where the Stooges demolish a golf course in great fashion! The famous, "Press...Press...Pull" gag makes its appearance, as does Moe's, "So's your old man! " line. Too many site gags and lines to remember. A great short all around.

Classic short pitting the guys vs high society... Of note, Curly's comment during the dancing lesson: "It ain't the dippin', it's the countin' that's got me..
The dance class segment 6 minutes in is truly hysterical.
Best ever! These guys were in a class by themselves.
Hold that Lion with Shemp was my all time favorite. The look on the black guy shining shoes when he dips the lions tail in shoe polish is Priceless!
Moe is great in this. Also one of Curleys last great ones before he started to get sick.
I second your opinion on the black guy. Funniest scene ever.