Top 10 Best SpongeBob SquarePants Songs

The Top Ten
1 Sweet Victory

I feel like Sweet Victory had to be first. The only downside of it was that it was short, but I feel like that made it better. Also, the song was the ending, but the episode itself was amazing, an absolute classic.

This song is not from SpongeBob. It originates from David Glen Eisley's own discography and was only used for the marching band to play in the episode "Band Geeks". The writers were looking for a song to include in the episode, and they chose this song instead of a song in Nickelodeon's music library. I really like this song and am glad it is at the top of the list, but it is technically not a SpongeBob song.

2 Goofy Goober Rock

The song is one of the reasons why the movie was so good. Two amazing songs in one of the greatest movies of all time. It was hilarious.

I actually thought this was REAL rock when I was a little kid, but when I was 11, I found out it was just for silliness and this can give me a headstart on listening to REAL rock music. I give lots and lots and maybe infinity credit to this song for making me like rock music!

This is iconic! I remember being 10 years old and seeing the movie for the first time, and seeing SpongeBob do an epic guitar solo and being shocked at how good it was. It's crazy to see SpongeBob still around even after all these years.

3 The Best Day Ever

My favorite songs are The Best Day Ever, Band Geeks, Krusty Krab Pizza, Don't Be a Jerk It's Christmas, Now That We're Men, Ripped Pants Song, F.U.N Song, The Campfire Song but The Best Day Ever song should be number 1. It was the first song I liked from SpongeBob.

This song, in my opinion, captures everything SpongeBob goes for. His charm, optimism, and liveliness. A perfect song for SpongeBob. And doesn't help that it's an absolute earworm.

This episode surprised me. The episode is decent, and the song is absolutely AWESOME! Not as good as Gary Come Home or Don't Be a Jerk, It's Christmas, but still great.

4 Gary's Song

Honestly, I cannot believe how low this is. Every time I listen to this song, I get so emotional, but in a good way. The beat and rhythm in this song are so well done, and the voice is just amazing. Should be no. 1.

Fantastic visual and audible execution, perfectly satisfying song length, and gives a powerful sense of the stakes in the episode. An outstanding song that I can easily listen to by itself.

This is the most emotional song I've ever heard and the best of SpongeBob. Even the first 7 times I've seen it...I actually cried, and I was 8!

5 The Campfire Song Song

Not only nostalgia, it's just a good song for some reason. And it's actually called The Campfire Song Song. It seems like it would actually be a good campfire song then it goes crazy and like someone else said, the part where Squidward was supposed to sing but said nothing then SpongeBob said "Good!" Funny and best song.

All the songs on this list are great (maybe except When Worlds Collide), but this one truly is the cherry topper on this absolute perfect episode.

Before I start roasting marshmallows outside, I sing the campfire song with my brothers. EPIC! (P.S. - Goofy Goober Rock is child abuse, as is the movie.)

6 F.U.N. Song

Come on, it should be number 1! This is a classic song, people, and has good lyrics. This is the best SpongeBob song besides the road song.

F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for uranium bombs. N is for no survivors down here in the deep blue sea!

The "F.U.N. Song" is a SpongeBob classic! The "F.U.N. Song" is so fun! I guess that's how it got its name!

7 The Krusty Krab Pizza

Come on! This one is the best! Confess! Songs that we're pretty sad (The one from Welcome To The Chum Bucket, Gary Come Home, the one from Texas, and the one from Chimps Ahoy) I don't like. I don't like when I cry to the song a lot (Welcome To The Chum Bucket one). However, this one was funny, not sad, and it was great. And Sweet Victory shouldn't count because it's not a SpongeBob song. And it's personally not in my top 10.

This is the most catchy and hilarious song in SpongeBob history! Whenever I ask someone to sing a SpongeBob song besides the theme, it's almost always this one! THIS IS AWESOME!

8 This Grill Is Not a Home

This song is super underrated, not just because it's catchy, but also because it actually has a deeper meaning besides just simple humor. It actually shows how much modern SpongeBob has ruined the characters, Mr. Krabs in particular.

Pre-Movie Krabs: "I would trade it all away! If you'd come back to stay!"

Post-Movie Krabs: "Well, you see, I've been doing some calculating and, you know, crunching the old numbers. And it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary. Completely."

SpongeBob: A stove is a stove, no matter where you go.

Mr. Krabs: A patty is a patty, that's what I say.

SpongeBob: A grill is a grill, this is surely so.

Mr. Krabs: And fries should be fries either way.

SpongeBob: But this grill is not a home, this is not the stove I know.

Mr. Krabs: I'll trade it all away, if you come back to stay.

Both: This kitchen's not the same, without you.

Mr. Krabs: It's just a grill.

SpongeBob: It's just a greasy spoon.

Both: Without you.

9 Ripped Pants

This song should be #1. It's so beautiful and is the only song to have a moral. The episode itself describes how tough it is trying to get the attention of the girl you admire. The most important part about ranking a SpongeBob song is really looking into the episode that built up to the song, this one did it perfectly.

So much emotion, power, and meaning packed into one song, and at the same time, it manages to keep the humorous beat of the show. This song is miraculous, and the "Bohemian Rhapsody" of SpongeBob SquarePants.

10 Sing a Song of Patrick

This song is legendary. The song is so funny and awesome. Even though Patrick is dumb, the song is very cool. I was watching the show and I came up to my mum and sang it and she said it's so funny. When I told her Patrick made it, she laughed so hard. If you listen to this song, hopefully, you will vote for it and it could come number 1.

It is a great funny song. It is in a nice episode too. But the one thing is that they need to make it funnier. After you watch it, you realize that there is plenty of room for humor improvement. But if they made a sequel, I would totally watch it right away. I think it needs to be further up the list. (P.S. the song is called I Wrote This, not Sing a Song of Patrick, that's the name of the episode.)

The Contenders
11 The Very First Christmas

Why does this get stuck in my song? I also watch this episode every year on Christmas because it was an absolute classic. The song was just good, and whoever made it, you did a great job. Stephen, R.I.P.

It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday, not your normal average everyday. Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree. SpongeBob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?

I love the song "The Very First Christmas" because it's fun and it shows us how excited SpongeBob is for the new holiday!

12 Now That We're Men

Now that we're men...
I changed my underwear!
This was the 2nd best song in the movie, so anyone who doesn't vote for this song is crazy!

1. Sweet Victory
2. Goofy Goober Rock
3. Now That We're Men

Now that we're men! We need a place to stay!

Now that we're men! We've got bills to pay!

Now that we're men! We need to find a job!

And we'll pray that we could be kids again!

Now that we're men, we go to Shell City. We're tough enough, we got the stuff, to save the day!

13 Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)

I like the song "Don't Be a Jerk" because it teaches the lesson not to be a jerk! It also shows how everyone should act, especially around the holiday season!

Even though this song was around way before the episode, it's still one of those late SpongeBob songs that the writers took their time with.

The best message of any song on the list. Who doesn't want people to be kind at Christmas time, or any time for that matter?

14 Striped Sweater

The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind. Because when you're wearing that special sweater.

This song is the shortest song of them all. It only goes for 31 seconds, but I still love it.

I would be freaked out if I was the guy he was singing this to.

15 A Day Like This

I like the song "A Day Like This" because I like how it's sung, with the muffled radio kinda sound!

Truth Or Square was terrible, but this song is the only good thing that came from it.

The song is really catchy! I just had to learn it off by heart straight away!

16 SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

17 Never Give Up

From "Hello Bikini Bottom", which is one of the best modern SpongeBob episodes, this song is my favorite modern SpongeBob song!

The song "Never Give Up" is a deep, but beautiful song! It shows us how much SpongeBob cares for Squidward, and it's so catchy!

Obviously, the greatest SpongeBob song ever!

18 Hey All You People

Hey all you people,
Hey all you people,
Hey all you people won't you listen to me?

I just discovered a SpongeBob song,
It's no ordinary SpongeBob song,
But one called "Hey All You People...

Scoobidy doo a bob a diddy bow diddy bow, yeah!

If jellyfish jelly is so popular, then why should SpongeBob have to do all the work?

This is hands down my favorite.

19 Loop de Loop

I like the song "Loop de Loop" because it's really catchy! Even though it's not the right way to tie your shoes, I still love this song!

Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow, pull 'em tight and you're ready to go!

You do the loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking good.

This actually helped me tie my shoelaces. Thanks, Gary!

20 Musical Doodle

I like the song "Musical Doodle" because it gets stuck in your head really easily! Isn't that what the episode is about?

This should be so much higher! Come on, now.

21 Squidward's Tiki Land

Best song ever. Its melodic use of a lowered sixth combined with a major feel and multiple harmonic parts makes this song worthwhile to listen to and to enjoy.

I think Squidward's Tiki Land is good because it's relaxing and I love the singing tikis.

22 Who Am I?

The instruments play perfectly, SpongeBob sings amazingly... Everything you can feel from perfection, but better.

The newer episodes are increasing in quality, and this song proves it.

This is the only SpongeBob song I can call perfect.

23 The Jellyfish Jam

This song was ahead of its time, as it holds up against the famous Electronic Dance Music (EDM) of today. If it were up to me, this song would be number 2, if not number 1.

I like the ending of Jellyfish Jam. The song is catchy.

24 Clarinet Wizard

He's a clarinet wizard, there has to be a twist. A clarinet wizard's got such a supple finger.

I love this song, it's a parody of one of my all-time favorite songs, Pinball Wizard by The Who.

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