Top Ten Worst Things About the Show "Bella and the Bulldogs"

This is a current show on Nick, and the channel is honestly getting worse and worse. This show is a perfect example of it.
The Top Ten
The plot

A girl cheerleader being a quarterback might not sound like the worst idea ever, but if you watch an episode, you'll see how terrible the plot really is.

This show sucks, and I mean it really sucks. The plot is terrible, and nobody knows what they're doing!

Yes, the plot is absolutely horrific.

The writing

The storylines are too often instigated by the characters' own foolishness.

Take the "Tornado Afraido" episode, for example. Pepper is worried that it will ruin her birthday party, so Bella tries to throw one for her in the gym. This results in her getting stuck in the rafters and needing the wimpy Newt to come help her. Meanwhile, Sophie and Troy argue over how to bake a cake (though I don't understand why, since everyone knows the right way to do this).

Other episodes instigated by the stupidity of the main characters include Pretty in Stink, Incomplete Pass, Third Degree Ba-Burn, Accept No Substitutes, etc.

It's extremely unrealistic

I'm just watching one of the episodes now, and it's about not washing for five days? After those five days, Bella looks like a cavewoman who swam in a bog pool, which is ridiculous.

After five days, you'd just have slightly greasy hair, that's all.

Once again, I'll mention how Bella threw one ball, and it practically convinced the coach. The plot itself would never happen in real life.

They were too lazy to even get a realistically sized football field.

The humor

Bella and the Bulldogs or 2 Broke Girls? Which way should I torture myself? I'm going with the waitresses...

Or should I even call it humor? This show is NOT funny whatsoever.

Stereotypes

I'm sick of cheerleading being represented so... juvenilely in every show ever. I'm not even a cheerleader, but anyone who's seen a real cheerleading routine knows it's far more than just yelling "Go team!"

In fact, it's probably harder than football.

I'm sick of Texas being stereotyped this way. Multiple times, this show has to bring up how they're from Texas, using stuff like "Go big because we're from Texas!" or something like that.

This show offends everyone: Texans, girls, football players, teenagers, cheerleaders, and fans of quality TV.

Bella

I find the character of Bella very offensive. At first, the idea of her sounded cool to me because I am a big football fan and a girl. But when I watched the show, I was shocked to see that the writers barely know what a tomboy is!

She dresses in pink dresses and bedazzles her football, which a real tomboy would never do. I'm a girl who wants to play football, and Bella and the Bulldogs is just making a fool of tomboys like me.

She makes the show worse than it already is. Who in the heck would tell guys their biggest fear after talking to them once?

She claims to be a tomboy, but she doesn't act like one. Sure, she plays football, but she isn't a true tomboy.

The acting

These actors have no talent (though the girl who plays Pepper was good in the reptile club election episode of Jessie).

Lilimar is the ugliest Nick actress the company has ever hired! Seriously, she looks like a man in drag.

Apart from Lilimar and Buddy Handleson, this show has some terrible actors.

The guy who plays Sawyer has a Texas accent that is so fake, you'd swear he thinks Texas is a brand of yogurt.

Like every other show, the actors can't act. They're not the worst I've ever seen, but they aren't great either.

The creepy reporter guy
It brings the quality of Nick down even farther

Seriously, ever since iCarly and Victorious were canceled, Nickelodeon has gone completely downhill.

Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn, The Thundermans, and Henry Danger are okay, but not this one. This is the worst show ever!

The shows on Nickelodeon nowadays are terrible. There's Henry Danger, The Thundermans, Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn, Sanjay and Craig... and now this.

It's sexist

She's such a girly girl. They could've made her more like Buttercup from Powerpuff Girls or Terry the Tomboy.

The Contenders
The ages of the actors

The characters in this show are supposed to be in middle school, yet the actress playing Bella is 15. Fifteen is a high school age.

Bella is 15? Honestly, she acts more like a 21-year-old.

The theme song

The theme song for this show sounds like one of those songs that back in 1st, 2nd, maybe 3rd grade, the girls would love. But that was never the same story for us boys back then, so why would it be the same story now?

Seriously, the people who like this show are probably a bunch of seven-year-old girls.

The fact that people think it's legendary

This show is no different from the rest of the garbage Nick airs. Why people keep praising its so-called "positive messages" is beyond me, but it's definitely annoying.

Toilet humor
Unoriginal Ideas

How many shows are there about girls surpassing their "limits" and being tomboys? Too many.

Bratty kids

Bella is just some lame-brain Barbie doll who acts like she can do whatever she wants.

It crams morals down your throat

I'm not saying that Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn is the best show to ever exist - it's definitely no Drake & Josh, iCarly, or Victorious - but at least it has morals without cramming them down our throats the way this garbage does.

There should seriously be a Top Ten list of shows that force morals down your throat. I would put this show and Good Luck Charlie on it in a heartbeat.

Oh great. Another show that won't stop preaching about its "perfection" - just like Good Luck Charlie.

The laugh track

I agree with the two people who said that this show isn't funny (and I honestly don't get why the show's fans think it's so hilarious), but I also wanted to expand on that and mention that the laugh track for this show is just like almost every other modern Nick show - it plays at everything!

It's mean-spirited

What I mean by this is that it's supposed to be one of those stories about a girl who's always dreamed of doing something amazing in life, but she has people telling her she'll never make it.

What is it about these stories that makes them sweet?

The main characters

I hate the main characters on this show. They're stupid and annoying as heck. The only one I can stand is Sawyer. Enough said.

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